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Ocean's Eleven - 2001 Movie Quotes


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12977 danny:you said you've sold our wedding ring.tess:i kept it danny:liar.tess:thief (full quote)
3605 1) You're a thief and a liar. 2) I only lied about being a thief. (full quote)
12158 What do you guys have against Binadict? What do you have against him thats the question. He torpedoed my casino, he muscled me out and now he going to blow it up next month to make for some gaudy montrastity. (full quote)
  Female Parole Officer: If released is it likely for you to fall into a similar pattern? Danny: She already left me once, I don't think she would do it again just for kicks. (full quote)
  But when push comes to shove, if you have to make a choise, what would it be? And remember, Tess don't split eleven ways! (full quote)
  1. Which one is the Amazing Yen? 2. The little Chinese guy. (full quote)
13461 barney... rubble, TROUBLE! (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret 1.Millions of dollars and you're still driving this piece of junk? 2. I spent it all on the suit. (full quote)
13901 1. Does he make you smile? 2. No, but he doesn't make me cry (full quote)
  #1 We need to get Rusty a girl. #2 There's a women's prison down the road. (full quote)
  Basher- It'll be nice working with some real villians again. (full quote)
  You want me to get up on the table and dance for you? Shine your shoes? Smile atchu? Well they may as well call it white jack! (full quote)
  I hope you were the groom. (full quote)
  Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back. (full quote)
12076 I think ten guys is enough. You think ten is enough, right? Do you think we should have eleven? You think we should have eleven. (full quote)
  1. Ten says he shorts it. 2. Twenty (full quote)
  Hahahaha they weren't expectin' that shit! (full quote)
  1)Does he make you laugh? 2)He doesn't make me cry. (full quote)
  1)When push comes to shove, you're gonna have to choose and remember, Tess doesn't split 11 ways. 2)If everything goes to plan, I won't have to be the one to make that desicion. How'd she look? 1)She looked good. (full quote)
  1)We need to get Rusty a girl. 2)There's a women's prison down the road. (full quote)
  I'm sure you'll make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert! (full quote)
14345 1)Tess, all right, you don't love me anymore, you wanna start a life with someone else, that's fine, I'm gonna have to live with that. But not him. 2)You've spoken like a true ex-husband. 1)I'm not joking, Tess. 2)I'm not laughing, Danny. (full quote)
14345 1)Which one's the amazing Yen? 2)The little Chinese guy. (full quote)
14345 1)How about drivers? 2)I spoke with the Malloys yesterday. 1)The Mormon twins? (full quote)
14345 Window or isle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit! (full quote)
14345 So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in Barney. Barney Rubble...trouble! (full quote)
14345 Tess is with Benedict? She's too tall for him! (full quote)
14345 Tell me you're not screwing the guy that's screwing your wife! (full quote)
14345 1)D-d-don't-don't-don't-don't touch that. 2)Why not? 1)Uh, do you see me taking the gun out of your holster and just waving it around? 2)Hey, Radioshack, relax. (full quote)
14345 1)How's your wife? 2)Pregnant again. (full quote)
14345 1)Hello? 2)May I have a word with Mr. Benedict, please? 1)It's for you. 3)Who the hell is this? 2)The man that's robbing you. (full quote)
14345 1)You told me you sold this. 2)I said that. 1)Liar. 2)Thief. (full quote)
14345 Saul makes ten. Ten should be enough, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more. (full quote)
14345 1)what's with the orange? 2)My doctor says I need vitamins. 1)Why don't you just take vitamins? 2)You come here to give me a physical? (full quote)
14345 1)Would you commit this crime again, Mr. Ocean? 2)My wife left me once, I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks. (full quote)
14345 1)God, I'm bored. 2)You look bored. 1)I AM bored. (full quote)
14345 All right, chaps. Hang on to your knickers. (full quote)
14345 1)Shouldn't somebody help him? 2)Oh, now, that's a great idea, rabbit. Let's all hop out of the van and we can all get knicked. (full quote)
14345 1)I'll start. 2)All right. Go ahead. I got one. 1)Are you gonna think of one or-- 2)No, I already thought of one, I'm not gonna think of one. 1)Okay, so you're thinking of one right now? 2)No, I'm done thinking of it. I have it in my head. 1)Are you a man? 2)Yes. 19. 1)Are you alive? 2)Yes. 18. 1)Evel Kenivel. 2)Shit! (full quote)
  This just came to our attention this morning, Mr. Benedict. Apparently he's got a record longer than my...well, it's long. (full quote)
  1)The guy doesn't just take out your knees. The guy goes after your livelihood and the livelihood of anybody you ever met. 2)You scared? 1)You suicidal? 2)Only in the morning. (full quote)
  In my hotel, there's always someone watching. (full quote)
  1)You of all people should know, Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching! (full quote)
  1)I was just trying to deliver my balloons! 2)HAHAHA! He's a balloon boy! (full quote)
  But what am I saying? You guys are pros, the best! I'm sure you'll make it out of the casino, of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, YOU'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN' DESERT! (full quote)
  I still owe you from the thing with the guy in the place. (full quote)
  Of course I am in the casino, In fact I am staying in your hotel, I have two words for you.....Mini Bar (full quote)
  (1): Sorry about that, buddy. (2): Who are you calling buddy, Pal? (1): Who are you calling pal, Friend? (2): Who are you calling friend, Jackass! (full quote)
  1: Guys... all reds! Ha Ha! 2: (shakes head) (full quote)
  1.Shane, Shane you have three pairs. 2. Yeah so 3.you have three pairs, you can't have six cards in a five card game. 4. JOSH!!!!!!! (full quote)
  1)Ten bucks says he's short. 2+3)Twenty. (full quote)
  How was it? The longest hour of my life. What? I'm running away with your wife. Great! (full quote)
  I'm going to get out of this car and drop you like third period french (full quote)
  It's all right, you're a natural. Just don't srew up. (full quote)
  Does he make you laugh?...he doesn't make me cry (full quote)
  matt damon: Smash and grab job? Brad Pitt: not exactly, slightly more complicated then that. Matt: Well....yeah. (full quote)
  Matt: Smash and grab job? Brad: Not exactly, Slightly more complicated. Matt: Well...yeah (full quote)
  1)Waiting sweetheart, just waiting 2)Yeah-go 1) Go little girl-you're like a little girl (full quote)
  Person 1: your a theif and a liar. Person 2: I only lied about being a thief and i dont do that anymore. Person 1: Steal? Person 2: Lie. (full quote)
  look down, they know you're lying. and up means you don't know know. don't use 7 words when 4 will do. don't shift your weight. look always at your mark, but don't stare. be specific but not memorable. be funny, but don't make him laugh. he's gotta like you then forget about you the moment you've left his sight... (full quote)
  1)watch is pal 2)who you callin' pal, friend? 1)who you callin' friend, jackass 2)don't call me a jackass! 1)I just did call you a jackass, jackass (full quote)
  if you ask me that question again daniel, you wont wake up in the morning (full quote)
  You 'Tossers! You had ONE job to do! (full quote)
  1. Why do they always paint hallways that color? 2. They say taupe is very soothing. (full quote)
  This's just the best part of my day. (full quote)
  Ruben: look we all go way back and I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it (full quote)
  Rusty: dead Danny: no shit, on the job? Rusty: skin cancer Danny:did you send flowers? Rusty: dated his wife for awile (full quote)
  1: I'm waiting sweet heart 2:Go 1:You go 2:You go 1: Ugh, you're like a little girl 2: Go 1: Go, before I get out of the car and drop you like third period french (full quote)
  Brad Pitt- You nervous? Matt Damon- You suicidal? Brad Pitt- only in the morning. (full quote)
  Andy Garcia- Now I have complied with your every request, am I right? Brad Pitt- You are. Andy Garcia- Now obey mine, run and hide asshole, run and hide. (full quote)
  Linus: Apparently he's got a record long than my...eh....it's long. (full quote)
  where the fuck you been?!?!?! (full quote)
  where the fuck you been?!?!?!?! (full quote)
  Tess:You're a thief and a liar. Danny:I only lied about being a thief, but I dont do that anymore. Tess: Steal? Danny: Lie Tess: Well, now I'm with a man who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction. Danny: Does he make you laugh? Tess: He doesnt make me cry (full quote)
  I'm gonna get out of the car and I'm gonna drop you like third period French. (full quote)
  Because the house always wins. You play long enough you never change the stakes the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along you bet big and then you take the house. (full quote)
  1. There's a 75 pound Chinese guy with $60,000,000 behind this door. 2. Let's get him out. 1. Yeah let's get him out. (full quote)
  1.whatever you do, dont under any circumstances... 2. Rusty, can you come here a minute. 1. Yeah. (full quote)
  if you don't want the job, we'll find someone not as good and you can go back to feeling up stockbrokers. (full quote)
  Is he a man? Yes, nineteen. Is he alive? Yes, eighteen. Evil Knevil. (full quote)
  You're either in or you're out. Right now. Las Vegas, huh? America's playground. (full quote)
  A 95 pound chinese guy with a hundred and sixty million dollars behind this door. Let's get him out. (full quote)
  I'm gonna drop you like third period french! (full quote)
  Danny: How does she look Rusty: good Danny: Thnaks (full quote)
  1) he died 2) No shit, on the job? 1) skin cancer 2) you send flowers? 1) dated his wife for awhile (full quote)
  Matt Damon :This is just the best part of my day (full quote)
  i'm gonna get out of this car and drop you like third period french (full quote)
  #1: How was it? #2: Longest hour of my life... #1: What? #2: I said IM RUNNING AWAY WITH your WIFE (full quote)
  #1: How was it? #2: Longest hour of my life... #1: What? #2: I said i'm running away with your wife (full quote)
  There is a 95 pound Chinese Man and 160 million dollars behind that door...lets get him out....yeah! (full quote)
  Reverse that. (full quote)
1501 Well, did you check the batteries? (full quote)
2736 It means that unless we plan to pull this job in Reno, we're in Barney. (full quote)
2736 1)From Chicago, right? It's nice there, you like it? (2 nods) 1)That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house. (full quote)
2736 We've got ten, that should be enough, you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. Okay, we'll get one more. (full quote)
2736 1)You're a thief and a liar. 2)I only lied about being a thief. But I told you, I don't do that anymore. 2)Steal? 1)Lie. (full quote)
5033 You might as well call it white jack! (full quote)
5473 This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. (full quote)
5473 God damm hippy! (full quote)
5473 You are a lier and a thief (full quote)
5473 They've got enough armed personell to occupy Paris! (full quote)
5473 what's the target? (full quote)
5473 1) Who's this? 2) The man who's robbing you! (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Bartender:How's it going in there? Rusty: It was the most boring hour of my life. Bartender: What? Rusty: I'm running away with your wife. Bartender: Great. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances.... (full quote)
12573 (1)I'm not sure what the four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high. (2) Thanks for the tip on drawing out the bluff. (full quote)
13080 Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back. (full quote)
13901 I hope you were the bride... (full quote)
16093 second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy. (full quote)
16156 I'm running away with your wife! (full quote)
16156 I'm running away with your wife! (full quote)
17558 where the fuck you been. (full quote)
18302 1. hey watch it bud 2. who you calling bud, pal! 1. who you calling pal, friend! 2. who you calling friend, jackass! (full quote)
Snoangel28 All reds! (full quote)
Snoangel28 What you want me to do man? Want me to shine your shoes for you? Want me to get on the table and dance? Want me to smile at you? 'Cuz you definitely don't want me to deal the cards. Shoot, should be called whitejack. (full quote)
Snoangel28 1) Shane you have three pairs. 2)Yeah. 1) You can't have 6 cards in a 5 card game. 3) Maybe one is mine. (full quote)
18654 1) I hope you were the groom. 2) Ted Nugent called. He wants your shirt back. (full quote)
fuzybuny You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh.. uh...aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean. (full quote)
19715 he died.....did you send flowers?.....no, but i dated his wife for awhile (full quote)
20182 Of all the gin joints in all the world, right? (full quote)
  Did someone call for a doctor? (full quote)
  Tess- you know what your problem is? Danny- i only have one? (full quote)
  Toufer, you got 3 pairs. You can't have 6 cards in a five card draw> (full quote)
  But with Benedict, he better no know you're involved, cause he'll kill yah, and then he'll go to work on yah! (full quote)
  Linus:Fathers are like that.Oh he didn't tell you? Doesn't want me trading on his name. Daniel: You do this job, he'll be trading on yours. Linus: Las Vegas hu? Daniel: Americas playground. (full quote)
  Unless we're pulling this job in Reno, we're in barney (everyone, puzzled) Barney Rubble....Trouble! (full quote)
  But with Benedict, he better not know you're involved, or think you're dead, cause he'll kill yah, and then he'll go to work on yah! (full quote)
  1. Does he make you laugh? 2. He doesn't make me cry (full quote)
  We all go way back, and I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it. (full quote)
  Rusty: Are you scared? Linus: Are you suicidal? Rusty: only in the morning. (full quote)
  The Teen Beat thing was harsh. (full quote)
  Because the house always wins. play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. UNLESS, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big! And then, you take the house. (full quote)
  1: Why do they always paint hallways that color? 2: They say taupe is very soothing. (full quote)
  ...get in the goddamn house (full quote)
  1) So is that hard? Going from TV to movies? 2) Well, not for me... (full quote)
  They've got enough armed guards to occupy Paris. Ok, bad example. (full quote)
  Tess: you’re a lire and a thief. Danny: I only lied about being a thief. Tess: do you know what your problem is? Danny: I only have one? (full quote)
  'Does he make you laugh?' 'He doesn't make me cry...' (full quote)
  That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen (full quote)
  My name is Limen Zerga (full quote)
  because the house always wins. you play long enough the house takes you. unless on that one hand, you bed big. then you take the house (full quote)
  1) Let me venture a guess....simple G4 mainliner, backwound, quick fuse with a drag under 20 feet....Lemme ask you something else, did you search this scumbag?, not just for weapons...Go find Griggs, tell him I need to see him.... 2)Who?... 1) Just find em!!! (full quote)
  And remember, Tess does not split eleven ways! (full quote)
  All Reds! (full quote)
  Slightly more complicated than that (full quote)
  Danny: Saul are u ready? Saul: If ever ask me that question again Daniel, You will not wake up the following morning. Danny: He's ready. (full quote)
  aa (full quote)
  1: what's with the orange? 2: My doctor says I need vitamins. #1: So take vitamins (full quote)
  Okay... how you going to stand? Nope. Don't shift your weight. Don't roll your eyes. Okay, they ask you... where are you from? Don't look up, you look up they know you're lying, look down they know you don't know the truth. Don't look right at his ryes. Be humorous but not funny. He's gotta meet you and then forget you the moment you're at of his sight. Don't use seven words when 4 will do. And don't ever ever...(yell from the backround) Rus you wanna come see this? (full quote)
  I owe you from the thing with the guy at the place, I'll never forget it. (full quote)
  come on what are you waiting for, i'll drop you like third period french! (full quote)
  1) Behind this door is a 95 pound chinaman with 160 million dollars. 2) Lets get him out (full quote)
  Run and hide, asshole. Run and hide. If you should be picked up next week buying a hundred thousand dollar sports car in Newport Beach, I am going to be supremely disappointed. Because I want my people to find you, and when they do, rest assured we're not going to hand you over to the police. So, my advice to you again is this. Run and hide. (full quote)
  Did you guys get a group rate or somthing? (full quote)
  1) You must be Bobby Caulwell's kid. 2) Yep. 1) You live in Chicago? 2) Yeah. 1) You like it there? 2) Yeah. 1) That's wonderful...Get in the Goddamn house. (full quote)
  Did you check the batteries? (full quote)
  This is my favorite of the day. (full quote)
  Virgil Malloy: Watch it, bud. Turk Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal? Virgil Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend? Turk Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass? Virgil Malloy: Don't call me a jackass. Turk Malloy: I just did call you a jackass. (full quote)
5473 You guys are pros the best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. (full quote)
5473 Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him! (full quote)
5473 Alright you proved your point. Congratulations you're a dead man (full quote)
5473 Alright you proved your point. Congratulations you're a dead man (full quote)
5473 It will be nice to be working with proper villians again! (full quote)
5473 where the fuck have you been? (full quote)
5473 In My hotel theres always someone watching (full quote)
5473 He's been chasing Benedict's girl! (full quote)
5473 Thirteen Million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up? (full quote)
5473 1) They say I paid my debt to society 2) Funny I never got a check (full quote)
5473 I know everything that's happening in my hotels 2) So should I put the towels back!? (full quote)
5473 Run and Hide asshole. Run and hide! (full quote)
5473 If you ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning (full quote)
5473 I am going to get out of the car and drop you like third period French! (full quote)
5473 He's got a record longer than my... well it's long! (full quote)
10929 Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him! (full quote)
10929 The Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand. (full quote)
10929 --I know everything that's happening in my hotels. --So I should put the towels back? (full quote)
10929 If you should be picked up next week buying a hundred thousand dollar sports car in Newport Beach, I am going to be supremely disappointed. (full quote)
10929 I don't have a cell phone. (full quote)
10929 My wife left me. I was upset. I got into a self-destructive pattern. (full quote)
10929 You gotta be nuts, too! (full quote)
10929 People lack vision. (full quote)
10929 Radio Shack, relax. (full quote)
10929 They say taupe is ver soothing. (full quote)
10929 They say taupe is very soothing. (full quote)
10929 No cameras in this room? Yeah. (full quote)
10929 Run and hide. (full quote)
10929 What happened to all that money? (full quote)
10929 A little less conversation. (full quote)
10929 Moon River. (full quote)
12131 You're like a little girl! (full quote)
19755 1)Because the house always wins. Play long enough you never change the stakes the house takes you, Unless, when that perfect hand comes along , you bet big, then you take the house. 2)You've been practising that haven't you? 1)Yeah, did I rush it?I felt like i rushed it. 2)No it was good! (full quote)
19755 1)crackER!! 2)Oh dear God!! (full quote)
20182 1.)Wait a minute, all I get to do is watch the guy?! 2.) You gotta walk before you can crawl. 3.) Reverse that. (full quote)
20182 No, the towels you can keep. (full quote)
23990 1) Waiting, sweetheart, just waiting. 2) Alright, go then. 1) Waiting for you. 2) Go. 1) Go, little girl - you're like a little girl! I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna drop you like third period french. (full quote)
23990 1) You scared? 2) You suicidal? 1) only in the mornings. (full quote)
24366 THAT is the sexiest thing I have EVER seen!!! (full quote)
24986 You, out of all people should know, Terry. In your hotel, there's always someone watching... (full quote)
24986 1)Here comes the girl. Aaah..this is my favorite part of the day...I don't know her name yet- 2)Tess....her name is Tess. (full quote)
24986 So...do you know how long Mr. Benedict will be?...there are no cameras in this room...so nobody will see what happens in here....Mr. Benedict isn't coming, is he? (full quote)
25251 1.) Are you suicidal? 2.)only in the morning. (full quote)
CaliGirl Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back. (full quote)
25630 You guys are pro's, the best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino, of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert! (full quote)
25630 I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French. (full quote)
25630 1-Why do they always paint hallways that color? 2-They say taupe is soothing. (full quote)
25630 1-Why do this? 2-Why not do it? Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking teen beat cover boys. Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house. 1-Been practicing this speech, haven't you? 2-Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt I rushed it. 1-No, it was good, I liked it. (full quote)
1ajas (1) Which one is the Amazing Yen? (2) The little Chinese guy. (full quote)
1ajas Barney... Rubble, TROUBLE! (full quote)
1ajas 1)Hello? 2)May I have a word with Mr. Benedict, please? 1)It's for you. 3)Who the hell is this? 2)The man that's robbing you. (full quote)
26137 If you ask me that question again, Daniel, you will not wake up the next morning. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) How's the game going? 2) Longest hour of my life. 1) what? 2) I'm running away with your wife. (full quote)
Evenstar Well, off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boesky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros, and a Leon Sphinx, not mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever. (full quote)
Evenstar They got enough personnel to occupy Paris, okay bad example. (full quote)
Evenstar This kind of thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy he'd whack and you're done. (full quote)
Evenstar It'll be nice working with proper villains again. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Smash and grab job, huh? 2) Slightly more complicated than that. 1) Well, yea. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) We're just supposed to walk out of there with $150 million in cash on us without getting stopped? 2) Yea. 1) Oh, ok. (full quote)
Evenstar I'm gonna move these balloons, you know why? Because I have a very important client waiting for these. I don't have time to fool around with you two circus animals. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Wait, wait, wait all I get to do is watch the guy? 2) You gotta walk before you can crawl. 3) Reverse that. (full quote)
Evenstar Ideally speaking we should all wear gloves when going to bed. But I found that interferes with my social agends if you know what I mean. (full quote)
Evenstar Tell me its not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) You're a thief and a liar 2) I only lied about being a thief. (full quote)
Evenstar Unless we intend to do this job in Reno we're in Barney... Barney Rubble... TROUBLE! (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Ok you start 2) Ok go ahead I got one 1) are you gonna think of one? 2) No, I've already thought of one I'm not gonna... 1) all right so you're thinking of one right now. 2) No, I'm done thinking about it I've got it in my head 1) Fine. are you a man? 2) yes, 19 1) are you alive? 2) yes, 18 1) Evil Kinevil. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Deep breaths, you'll do fine 2) Thank you 1) No sweat you're a natural, but don't screw up (full quote)
Evenstar You might as well call it whitejack (full quote)
Evenstar Theres a 95 pound Chinese man with $160 million behind this door. Lets get him out. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Did you check the batteries? You know you lose focus in this game for one second... 2) I know somebody gets hurt. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Who the hell is this? 2) The man who's robbing you. (full quote)
Evenstar Ok yo've proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations you're a dead man. (full quote)
27369 1)Watch it, bud. 2)Who you calling bud, pal? 1)Who you calling pal, friend? 2)Who you calling friend, jackass?!? 1)Don't call me jackass! 2)I just did call you jackass!! (full quote)
27369 Yeah, I met this girl, Charmaine... she's beautiful, she's intelligent. She's a dancer at the Crazy Horse Too, puttin her way through medical school. I think she really likes me. (full quote)
27369 1)You want broke, blind, or bedlam? 2)How about all three? 1)Right. It's done. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'I hope you were the groom.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'That's the best lift I've seen you make all day.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'You’re a liar and a thief.' 'I only lied about being a thief.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'I hope you were the groom.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'That's the best lift I've seen you make all day.' (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1(speaking to #2) – Where are you going to put your hands? No good, Don’t touch you tie, look at me. Okay I ask you a question you have to think of the answer, where do you look? No good, You look down they know you’re lying and up they know you don’t know the truth. Don’t use 7 words when 4 will do. Don’t shift your weight, look always at your mark but don’t stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don’t make him laugh. He’s got to like you and then forget you the moment you’ve left his side. And for God’s sake, what ever you do don’t under any circumstances …#3-Russ? #1-Yeah? #3-Can you take a look at this? #1-Sure. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1(speaking to #2) – Where are you going to put your hands? No good, Don’t touch you tie, look at me. Okay I ask you a question you have to think of the answer, where do you look? No good, You look down they know you’re lying and up they know you don’t know the truth. Don’t use 7 words when 4 will do. Don’t shift your weight, look always at your mark but don’t stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don’t make him laugh. He’s got to like you and then forget you the moment you’ve left his side. And for God’s sake, what ever you do don’t under any circumstances …#3-Russ? #1-Yeah? #3-Can you take a look at this? #1-Sure. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- The last guy they caught cheating in here? Benedict not only sent him up for 10 years, he had the bank seize his house and then he bankrupted... #1,#2- his brother-in-law's tractor dealership. #2-Yeah, I heard. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever! (full quote)
27665 1)Does he make you laugh? 2)He doesn't make me cry. (full quote)
27700 #1 Go GO your like a little girl #2 What? #1 ok i'm gonna get out of the car and i'm going to drop you like third period french ok? (car zooms away) (full quote)
28233 1-You been practicing that? 2-Yeah. Did i rush it? It felt like i rushed it. 1-No. It was good. (full quote)
28233 We're in Barney! Barney Rubble...TROUBLE!! (full quote)
28233 1-God I'm bored 2-You look bored 1-I am bored. Did you get the cookies I sent you? 2-Why do you think I came to see you first? (full quote)
28233 (sitting at noisy bar) bartender: how's the game going? 1-longest hour of my life. bartender: What? 1-I'm running away with your wife. bartender: (laughs) Yeah (full quote)
28557 Virgil: Watch it bud. Turk: Who you calling bud, pal? Virgil: Who you calling pal, friend? Turk: Who you calling friend, jackass? Virgil: Don't call me a jackass. Turk: I just did call you a jackass. (full quote)
29060 I'd never been to Belize. (full quote)
29060 There might be a problem with availability. (full quote)
29964 1) Hey watch it friend 2) Who you calling friend pal 1) who you calling pal jack ass (full quote)
36980 A pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century. (full quote)
37226 Danny: Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society. Tess: Funny, I never got a check. (full quote)
38257 I'm not joking Tess. I'm not laughing Danny. (full quote)
38296 don't use 7 words when 4 will do-look always at your mark but don't stare-be specific but not memorable-be funny, but don't make him laugh-he's gotta like you, and then forget you the moment you've left his sight. (full quote)
42405 I'm going to drop you like third period French (full quote)
miannone 1) You're outta your goddamn minds. Are you listening to me? You're both of you nuts. I know more about casino security than anybody! I invented it! And it cannot be beat. They've got cameras, they've got watches, they've got locks, they've got timers, they've got vaults. They've got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris! Okay, bad example. 2) It's never been tried. 1) Psssh. It's been tried. (full quote)
miannone But what am I saying? You guys are pros! I'm sure you'll make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert! (full quote)
miannone 1) Waiting, sweetheart. Just waiting. 2) Go! what are you waiting for, go! 1) I'm waiting for you, you girl! You're like a little girl! (full quote)
webdevon "It will be nice working with proper villains again." (full quote)
maddix89 1. We need to get Rusty a girlfriend 2.There's a women's prison down the road.. (full quote)