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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - 2001 Movie Quotes


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8487 I'm going to bed, if you don't mind. what we did could've gotten us killed. Or worse, EXPELLED. (full quote)
8487 She needs to sort out her priorities. (full quote)
8487 The third floor corridor is out-of-bounds to all those who wish not to die a most painful death. (full quote)
8487 There is something you need to understand here, Harry, and it's very important. Not all wizards are good. (full quote)
8487 1) You're a wizard, Harry. 2) I'm a what? (full quote)
8487 Mr. Potter. Our new celebrity. (full quote)
8487 1) It was magic! 2) There is no such thing as MAGIC! (full quote)
8487 Be careful of the staircases. They like to change. (full quote)
8487 Petrificus totalus! (full quote)
8487 1) Do you have the.......scar? (2 pulls back bangs to show scar)Wicked! (full quote)
8487 1) Do you have the.......scar? (2 pulls back bangs to show scar)Wicked! (full quote)
8487 That was bloody brilliant! (full quote)
8487 MOVE!!!!!! (full quote)
8487 Hey, my body's gone!! (full quote)
9942 It does not do to dwell on dreams Harry, and forget to live. (full quote)
8487 Malfoy: Well, then it's true. Harry Potter had indeed arrived at Hogwarts. Hermione to Ron: He looks somewhat disagreeable. (full quote)
6567 That's *wizards* chess. (full quote)
8487 1) Let me put it this way. The happiest man alive could use this mirror like a regular mirror; he would see himself the way he is. 2) So it shows us........whatever we want? 1) Yes and no. (full quote)
8487 It is clear that we expect great things from you. (full quote)
8487 What happened between you and Quirell down in the dungeon is a complete sceret, so, naturally, the whole school knows. (full quote)
8487 what if the other dragons are all mean to him? (full quote)
6238 Shut up Dursley, ya great prune! (full quote)
6238 There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. (full quote)
6238 character 1: Could you write it down? character 2: Nah, can't spell it. (full quote)
  Just play some music, and they fall fast asleep. I shouldn't of said that! I should NOT have said that. (full quote)
8487 1) You know, you're a great wizard, Harry. 2) So are you. 1) Me. Books,.....and cleverness. There's more important things. Friendship...and bravery. (full quote)
8487 good no one panicked. (person was just panicking) (full quote)
8487 1) Maybe I should turn one of you into a pocketwatch so the other will be on time. 2) But we were lost. 1) Well, then maybe a map. (full quote)
8487 1) Maybe I should turn one of you into a pocketwatch so the other will be on time. 2) But we were lost. 1) Well, then maybe a map. (full quote)
8487 1)(reading note) 'You're father left this in my possesion before he died. It is time it was returned to you. Use it well'. 2) what is it? 1) It's some sort of cloak. 2) Well, go ahead. Put it on. (1 puts on cloak) 2) Whoa!!! 1) My body's gone! 2) I know what that is! That's an Invisibility Cloak! 1) I'm invisible? 2) There was no signature? 1) No. The note just said 'Use it well'. (full quote)
8487 1) Wingardium Leviosa!! (waves wand around, trying to levitate a feather) 2) Whoa! Stop, stop. First of all, you're going to poke someone's eye out. second, it's 'levi-O-sa'. not 'levio-SA'. 1) You do it them if you're so clever. Go on, go on. 2) Wingardium Levi-O-sa! (makes feather levitate) 3) See here, everyone! Mis Granger's done it! (full quote)
  You're the boy who lived (full quote)
  1: Hey he's gone! 2: Well you can't expect him to hang around all day. (full quote)
  1: I'm Ron. Ron Weasley. 2: Harry. Harry Potter. 1: So - so it's true? Do you have the - the - the scar? 2: (Pulls up bangs to show scar) 2: Wicked! (full quote)
  I - I'm Head Boy! I've won the Quidditch Cup... I'm quidditch captain too! Bloody - I look good! (full quote)
  Alas! Earwax! (full quote)
  I can't let you go out! I'll FIGHT you! (full quote)
8487 1) I see you're all packed. 2) I see you're not. 1) Change of plans. I'm staying here because Mum and Dad are going to Romania to visit my brother, Charlie. (full quote)
8487 1) You! 2) Me. I was wondering when I would meet you here, Potter. 1) But I thought Snape- 2) Severus? Yes, he does seem the type, doesn't he? Next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor, st-stutterinf P-Professor Quirrell? (full quote)
8487 1) You! 2) Me. I was wondering when I would meet you here, Potter. 1) But I thought Snape- 2) Severus? Yes, he does seem the type, doesn't he? Next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor, st-stuttering P-Professor Quirrell? (full quote)
  1)Professor, may I ask you a question? 2)Seems you already have my boy, but you may ask another. (full quote)
  1)WE COULD BE KILLED OR WORSE, EXPELLED! 2) THAT GIRL REALLY NEEDS TO SORT OUT HER PRIORITIES (full quote)
  SEAMUS: I'm half 'n' half. Me dad's a Muggle. Mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for 'im when 'e found out. (full quote)
  OLIVER: Nervous, Harry? HARRY: A bit. OLIVER: That's alright. I felt the same way before my first game. HARRY: What happened? OLIVER: I don't really remember. I took a Bludger to the head five minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later. (full quote)
  I am going to tell you something, so listen well, Young Harry, and understand: Not all wizzards are good; some are bad. The one who killed your mum and dad was as bad as they come. (full quote)
  That was Bloody Brilliant! (full quote)
  Hermione:Thats totally barbaric!.Ron:Thats wizards chess. I see you packed.Hermione:I see you havent.Ron:Change of plans.My parents decided to go to Romania to visit my brother,Charlie.He works with dragons there.Hermione: Good. You can help Harry then. Hes going to look in the library for information on Nicholas Flamel.Ron:We looked a hundred times!Hermione:Not in then ristricted section.Happy Christmas! (full quote)
  Ron: Thats not just a broom Harry! That a Nimbus 2000! (full quote)
  Ron: your a little scary sometimes, Brilliant, But scary! (full quote)
  Hagrid: (twisting rifle) Shutup Dursley! Yer great prune! (full quote)
  What happened down in the dungeons between you and professor Quirrel is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows. -Dumbledore (full quote)
  Hermione: Now what do we do? Ron: It's obvious , isn't it? We've got to play our way across the room. Alright, Harry you take the empty Bishop's Square. Hermione, you'll be the Queens side Castle. As for me, I'll be a knight. Hermione: What happens now? Ron: Well, white moves first and then...we play. (a white piece moves) Hermione: Ron, you don't think this will be like real wizards chess, do you? Ron: You there! E-5! (piece moves and gets destroyed) Ron: Yes, Hermione. I think this is gonna be exactlly like wizards chess. (full quote)
  Ron: Wingardium Leviosa! Hermione: Stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. And besides, you're saying it wrong...it's levi-oh-sa, not levi-osa. Ron: You do it if you're so clever, go on, go on. Hermione: Wingardium levi-oh-sa! (feather levitates) Professor Flitwick: Look here, everyone, Miss Grangers done it. Splendid job. Seamus: Wingardium leviosa, wingardium leviosa, wigardium... (feather blows up) Harry: I think we're going to need another feather over here Professor. (full quote)
  (This isn't from Sorcerer's Stone, but from Chamber of Secrets) VOICE : Terrifying all this, isn't it? JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY : Justin Finch-Fletchley. Hufflepuff. We've got greenhouse together. HARRY : Right. Nice to meet you I'm-- JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY : I know who you are. We all do. Even us muggle-borns. (Justin grins agreeably as he and Harry shake hands, then...SMOKE curls from his ears) JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY : Madam Pomfrey promises it goes away in an hour or two. (full quote)
  (yet another from Chamber of Secrets) HERMIONE : The Chamber of secrets has been opened before? RON : This settles it. Lucius Malfoy must've opened the Chamber when he was at school here, and now he's told Draco how to do it. HARRY : We don't know that for sure. RON : C'mon, Harry. It's obvious. I just wish Dobby'd told you what he was up to... (full quote)
  Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze(tosses rememberall up in air and catches it) he would have remembered to have fallen on his fat arse! (full quote)
  im going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse EXPELLED (full quote)
  I see you found the mirror (full quote)
  There is no good or evil, there is only power. -Voldemort- (full quote)
  1)I'm going to bed before you two think of another idea to get us killed. Or worse...EXPELLED!2)She NEEDS to sort out her priorities. (full quote)
  (Ron gets smacked with the broom) ::Harry giggles:: Shut up Harry! (full quote)
  (Ron gets smacked with the broom)(Harry giggles) Shut up Harry! (full quote)
  Hermione: *sigh* Has anyone seen a toad, a boy named Nevill has lost one. Ron: No. Hermione: Oh, are you doing magic, well lets see then. Ron: *coughs* Sunshine, daisy, bottom mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow. *squeak* (Ron looks at Harry and Harry shrugs) Hermione: Are you sure that's a real spell? Well it's not very good is it? I've only tried a few simple ones myself, they've all worked for me. (takes out her wand) For example,(points her wand at Harry) Akkulus reparo. That's better isn't it?...Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger...and you are? Ron: Ron Weasley. Hermione: Pleasure. You two had better change into your robes. I expect we'll be arriving soon. (gets up to walk out and turns around) You've got dirt on your nose by the way did you know? (points to her nose) Right there. (turns and leaves) (full quote)
8487 1) I didn't do it! One minute the glass was there, then it was gone! I twas like magic! 2) There is no such thing as magic! (full quote)
8487 Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump gave this a squeeze, he would've remembered to fall on his fat ass! (full quote)
8487 1) I've never been more disgusted with first-year students. Fifty points from Gryffindor. 2) Fifty? 1) Fifty apeice. And all four of you will recieve dententions. 3) Um, excuse me, Proffessor. I thougt I heard you say 'all four'. 1) You did, Mr. Malfoy. As honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed at night. (full quote)
8487 Yes, well done, Slytherin, well done. But I have a few last minute points to dish out. To Miss Hermione Granger, for use of cool logic in the face of fire, I award Gryffindor fifty points. To Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best played game of chess in over a hundred years, I award Gryffindor fifty points. To Mr. Harry Potter, for pur nerve and outstanding courage, I award Gryffindor sixty points. And there are many kinds of courage and it takes to courage to stand up to our enemies as well as our friends, so therefore I award Mr. Neville Longbottom ten points. So which means, we need a change of decoration. (full quote)
8487 1) All right, Ron? 2) I'm allright. All right, Harry? 1) All right. All right, Hermione? 3) Never been better. (full quote)
8487 1) Back again, Harry? 2) I-I didn't see you, sir. 1) I see that you, like hundreds before you, have discovered the delights of the Mirrior of Erised. Have you figured out what it does? (2 shakes head) Let me give you a clue. The happiest man in the world can look into this mirror and see himself exactly as he is. He can use this mirrior like a regular mirrior. 2) So.....it shows us want we want. Whatever we want. 1) Yes and no. This mirrior shows us nothing more than the deepest, most desperate desires of our hearts. You, who have never known your family, see them standing around you. This mirrior gives us knowledge, nor truth. Many men have wasted away in front of it. Some have even gone mad. It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live, Harry. (full quote)
8487 1) Do you think this'll be like real wizard's chess? 2) You there! You to E-5. (chess peice moves and gets smashed by another chess peice, 1 and 2 have horrified expressions on their faces)Yes, Hermione, this is exactly like wizard's chess. (full quote)
8487 You're a little scary sometimes. Brilliant, but scary. (full quote)
8487 You want to be careful with those. When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor. There's chocolate and peppermint, but there's also spinach, liver and tripe. My brother, George, reckons he had a booger-flavored one once. (full quote)
8487 good luck, Harry Potter. (full quote)
8487 Ugh, troll boogers! (full quote)
8487 1) We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to that rubbish! Swore we'd stamp it out of him! Wizard indeed! 2) You knew?? You knew that I was a wizard? 3) Knew? KNEW? Of course we knew! How could you not be, my dratted sister being what she was? Oh, she got a letter just like that, and went off to that-that school-and came home every vacation with her pockets full of frog spawn, turning teacups into rats. I was the only one who saw her for what she was-a freak! But for my mother and father, it was Lily this and Lily that, they were proud of having a witch in the family! Then she met that Potter at school and they left and got married and had you and of course I knew you'd be just the same, just as strange, just as-as-abnormal-and then if you please, she went and got herself blown up and we got landed with you! 2) Blown up? You told me they died in a car crash! 4) A CAR CRASH!!?? How could a car crash kill Lily and James Potter? It's an ourage! A scandal! Harry Potter not knowing his own story when every kid in our world knows his name! (full quote)
8487 TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!!!!!!!! Just thought you ought to know (person faints dead away and people starts screaming) (full quote)
8487 I think we're gonna need another feather over here, Professor. (full quote)
8487 1) I want Fang. 2) OK, but he's a coward. (full quote)
8487 1) Wow! 2) Do you see your family all around you? 1) No. I look older. I'm Head Boy! I'm wearing the badge like Bill used to wear. I've won the Quidditch Cup.......I'm Quidditch Captain too! Bloody hell! I look good! (full quote)
8487 1) Scared, Harry? 2) A little. 1) I was like that before my first game, too. 2) What happened? 1) I don't remember. I took a Bludger to the head. Woke up in the hospital wing a week later. (full quote)
8487 You're the one who has to go on, Harry! Not me, not Hermione. You! (full quote)
8487 I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one. But I suppose I'll be safe with a nice toffee. (eats candy) Alas. Ear wax. (full quote)
8487 In this class, I can show you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. (full quote)
8487 1) Welcome, new Gryffindors! 2) Hello, Sir Nicholas. How was your summer? 1) Dreadfully depressing. 3) Hey, I know you! You're N early Headless Nick! 4) Nearly headless? How can you be nearly headless? 1) Like this. (pulls partially severed head off his neck, where the head swings on the neck like a hinge) 3, 4, and 5) Ughhh!!!! (full quote)
8487 1) Excuse me, sir! Could you tell me how to get on platform nine and three-quarters? 2) Platform what? 1) Nine and three-quarters. 2) Think you're funny, do ya? (full quote)
8487 1) It's the Devil's Snare! We have to relax! If we don't, it'll only kill us faster! 2) Kill us FASTER? Oh, now I can relax!! (full quote)
8487 Oh, by the way, you've got dirt on your nose, did you know? It's right there. (full quote)
8487 1) Potter, Harry Potter. 2) My name's Hermione Granger. And you are? 3) Weasley. Ron Weasley. 2) Pleasure. (full quote)
8487 1) All right, Fred, you next. 2) I'm not Fred, I'm George. Honnestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? 1) I'm sorry, George, dear. Now go on. 2) Just kidding, I am Fred. (full quote)
10224 ERCH. Troll boogers. (full quote)
10429 bnmghj (full quote)
10586 Ron: You're a little bit scary sometimes...brilliant, but scary. (full quote)
10586 Hermione: I had you looking in the wrong section. I got this out WEEKS ago for a bit of light reading. Ron: THIS is light? (she gives him a dirty look) (full quote)
10586 Hermione: Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you comes up with another idea that could get us all killed, or WORSE - expelled! Ron: She NEEDS to sort out her priorities. (full quote)
10586 Harry: Excuse me! Excuse me, sir! Could you tell me where I might find Platform Nine and Three-Quarters? Guard: Platform Nine and Three-Quarters? Think yer bein' funny, do ya? (full quote)
10586 Hermione: We have to relax!! If we move, it'll only kill us faster! Ron: Kill us faster?!? Oh NOW I can relax!! (full quote)
10586 Hagrid: Why would Professor Snape try to kill Harry? Harry: Who knows? Why did he try to get past that 3-headed dog on Halloween? Hagrid: Who told you about fluffy? Ron: Fluffy?!?! Hermione: You mean that THING has a name?!? (full quote)
10586 Ron: I know you! You're Nearly-Headless Nick! Hermione: NEARLY headless? How can you be NEARLY headless? (full quote)
10625 Mrs. Wesley:All right now Fred you next. Twin1:I'm not Fred He's Fred. Twin2:Really woman and you call yourself our mother. (Twin1 rolls his cart towards the divider) Twin1: Just kidding I really am Fred! (Quickly runs followed by Twin2) (full quote)
11007 She needs to sort out her priorities (full quote)
11288 yuck troll bogies! (full quote)
11352 1) I'm not a wizard, I'm just Harry. 2) Well tell me something Just Harry, have you made something happen -- something you couldn't explain-- when you were angry or frightened? (full quote)
11352 It would seem that fame isn't everything is it Mr. Potter? (full quote)
11372 Curious.. very curious ~mr. ollivander (full quote)
11372 harry pothead and the magical herb! okay so thats not in the movie but i think its pretty funny (full quote)
11947 Harry: All students must be equipped with one pewter standard sized two cauldron, and they may bring if they desire either an owl, a cat, or a toad..Can we find all these in London? Hagrid: If you know where to go.. (full quote)
11947 Hagrid: Welcome Harry, to Diagon Alley.. (full quote)
11947 Harry: But Hagrid, how am I supposed to pay for all these? I haven't any money. Hagrid: There's your money Harry. Gringgots, wizard's bank. No safer place no earth.. except perhaps Hogwarts. (full quote)
11947 Hagrid: Uhrmm.. (goblin looks up) Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal. Goblin: And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key? Hagrid: Oh iive got it somewhere.. (fishes in his pocket and takes out the key) there's the little devil.. oh, and there's something else. Professor Dumbledore gave me this.It's for the You-Know-What in vault(looks down at Harry) in vault You-Know-Which. Goblin: very well.. (full quote)
11947 Harry: hello.. Mr. Ollivander: I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr. Potter.It seems only yesterday that your mother and father were in here buying their first wands.. Ah! (hands the wand to Harry) well? give it a wave! (harry points the wand at a stack of boxes..it topples down) Apparently not! (full quote)
12249 1)But @@@@@@, we aren't allowed to do magic outside of @@@@@@@@. @)You cousin doesn't know that now does he. (full quote)
12746 Flependo!!!! (full quote)
15027 1) See you've packed. 2) See you haven't! (full quote)
15595 MRS WEASLEY: I do not want to get an other letter saying that you have blown up a toilet seat ~While Fred a gorege are going on the hogwart express~ Ginny: I want to go Fred:Bye ginny we'll send you an hogwarts tolet seat (full quote)
15872 I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself thanks. (full quote)
15872 1: Hey look, Neville's got a rememberall. 2: I've read about those. When the smoke turns red it means you've forgotten something. 3: The only problem is I can't remember what I've forgotten. (full quote)
15872 1: Who told you about Fluffy? 2:Fluffy!? 3: That thing has a name? 1: Well of course he's got a name. He's mine. I bought him off an Irish feller I met down the pub last year. (full quote)
15872 There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However, for those select few that possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. (full quote)
16375 I'm going to bed before either one of you thinks of another plan to get us suspended or worse, expelled. (full quote)
16375 She needs to straight out her priorities. (full quote)
  1:Look he knows his mummy. (full quote)
  1:Look he knows his mummy. 2:Its Leviosa not Leviosar shes a nightmare honestly. (full quote)
  1:Look he knows his mummy. 2:Its Leviosa not Leviosar shes a nightmare honestly. (full quote)
  How can I forget what I don't remember? (full quote)
  Troll in the dungeon.... just thought i'd let you know... (full quote)
  Voldermort? (full quote)
  So it's true then harry potter has come to Hogwarts (full quote)
  so its true waht they were saying on the train,harry potter's come to hogwarts.(harry potter!)let me introduce myself malfoy,draco malfoy.(haha)think my names funny do up need to ask yours!red hair and a hand-me-down robe u must be a weasley! (full quote)
  1)what happened boy! 2) i dotn know one minute the glass was there the next it was gone it was leik magic! 1)hteres no such thing as magic! (full quote)
  this isnt really what the cieling looks liek its jsut bewitchd to look like the night sky. i read it in hogwarts....a history! (full quote)
  mental that one im tellin ya (full quote)
  harry:it not a real frog is it? ron:no its just a spell besides its the card you want i got bout 500 meself!harry:i ot albus dumbldore!ron;i got bout 6 o' him.harry:hey he's gone!ron:well u cant expect himt o run around all day can u! (full quote)
  hagrid:its important harry that u stick to your ticket.harry:but htere isnta platform 9 3/4 is there?(looks up to find no one)(walk into station spots somone whocan help)harry:excuse me cna u please tell me where platform 9 3/4 is?station person:what are u tryin to play kid.Mrs.weasley:same thing every year packed with muggles.c'mon platform nine nad three quarters this way.harry:muggles?(fallows them)mrs weasley:percy u first.(goes through wall)Mrs weasley.okay fred u next go on then.george:hes not fred i am!fred:seriosly women adn u call yourself our mother.mrsweasley:sorry george.fred:just jokin i am fred!goes through wall with george right behind.)harry:EXCUSE ME!mrs.weasley:yes?harry:can u tell me how to get through the umm.mrs.weasley:teh playform yes. this is rons first time at hogwartd too.well u have to go in the middle of both platforms 9 & 10!best to do it at a bit of a ron if ur scared. ginny: good luck! (full quote)
  stop stop stop....ur going to take someones eye out....and beside ur saying it wrong it leviOsa not levioSA (full quote)
  scared? just a little. so was I my first game. what happened? I don't really remember. I took a bluger to the head 2 minutes in and woke up in the hospital wing a week later. (gulp) (full quote)
  There are all kinds of courage; It takes agreat deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much courage to be a boy and wear grown-up women's foundation garments... (full quote)
  If you don't mind I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse expelled.-Hermione Granger She needs to sort out her prorites-Ron (full quote)
  Maybe if th fat lug would have given this a squeeze, he'd remember to fall on his fat ass!-Draco Malfoy (full quote)
  It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA. She's a nightmare, honestly, no wonder she hasn't got anyfriends.-Ron Weasley (full quote)
  The forest, I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. students aren't allowed. And there are..............wearwolfs.-Draco Malfoy (full quote)
  1/ but i cant be a wizard, i'm just harry, just harry. 2/ well just harry, have u ever made something happen that you can't explain when you were fightened or scared? (full quote)
  1)Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled. 2)She needs to sort out her priorities. (full quote)
  You've got dirt on your nose by the way. Did you know? Just there. (full quote)
  urghh......troll boogers. (full quote)
  I'm half and half. Me dad's a muggle. Mum's a witch. Pretty nasty shock for him when he found out. (full quote)
  Well you dont expect him to hang around all day, do you? (full quote)
  harry:I swear i dont know,one minute the glass was there and then it was gone..it was like magic!!!! (full quote)
  There is no good and evil. only power and those too weak to seek it. (full quote)
  1). Alright Fred go ahead. 2) I'm not Fred! 3) Honestly woman you call yourself our mother! 1) Oh sorry George. 2) I'm only joking I am Fred! (full quote)
  Welcome Harry, to Diagard Ally (full quote)
  Ron: What do they think they're doin, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school. Hermione: You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet. I was a bit preoccupied with its heads! Or maybe you didn't notice, there were three! (full quote)
  well it's true than harry potter has come to hogwarts (full quote)
  well than we get fang ok just as long as you know he's a bloody coword (full quote)
  bloody wicked your harry potter (full quote)
  Ron: What do you think They're playing at keeping a thing like THAT locked up?! Hermione: Didn't you see what it was standing on? Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preocupied with its head! Maybe YOU didn't notice! There were three! Hermione: *igrones him, rolling her eyes* It was standing on a trap door, which means it wasn't there by accident. It's guarding something. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get use killed, or worse, EXPEllED. Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities. Harry: Mmhm. (full quote)
  Ron: What are they playing at keeping a thing like that locked up?! Hermione: You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preocupied with its head! Maybe YOU didn't notice! There were three! Hermione: It was standing on a trap door, which means it wasn't there by accident. It's Guarding something. Now if you'll excuse me. I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever Idea to get us killed, or worse, Expelled! (( Oh and Please, Markwell, Audra, Check your quotes before posting them. More than Half of yours are wrong. It's great and grand that you read the boom but This is a MOVIE quotes site and some of the quotes from the book are different from the movie.) (full quote)
  Oliver: Quidditch... Is easy enough to understand... each team has seven players.. 3 chasers, 2 beaters, one keeper, and a seeker.. thats you.. This ball is called the quaffle.... the chasers.. handle the quaffle and try to put it through one of those three hoops... the keeper.. tats me.. defends the hoops.. question me so far?? Harry: I think so... wat are those??? Oliver: ah.. you better take this.. (he releases the bludger..) careful now.. its comming bak.. (harry hit the bludger) Not bad potter... you would make a fain beater... (the bludger returns and Oliver put it bak.. Harry: Wat was that??? Oliver: Bludger.. nastey lil buggers... but you are the seeker... all i want you to worry about is this... the golden snitch.. Harry: i like this ball.. Oliver: yah.. you like it now.. but its wicked fast and damn impossible to see.. harry: and wat do i do with it?? Oliver: you catch it... before the other's team seeker... you catch this... the game's over... you catch this potter... and we win... (full quote)
  Hermione: Holy cricket. you're Harry Potter. (full quote)
  (Very high voice) Lamp, please. Key, please. (full quote)
  So it's true then...Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. This is Crabbe-and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. (Ron laughs) Think my name's funny do you? No need to ask yours--red hair..and a hand-me-down robe! You must be a Weasley!! (full quote)
  *In the scene with the Devil's Snare* Hermione: Ron isn't relaxing, is he? [Ron's anguished yells are audible in the background] Harry: ...Apparently not. (full quote)
  1)Norbert's gone. He's been sent off to live in a colony. 2)But thats good- he'll be with his own kind. 3)But what is he don't like Romania- What if the other dragons are mean to him! (full quote)
  Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump wouldve given this a squeeze, he wouldve remembered to fall on his fat ass (full quote)
  to the well organized mind, DEATH is but the next great adventure!! (full quote)
  (Neville Longbottom breaks his wrist.) Everyone must keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the Hospital Wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air, the one riding it will find themself out of Hogwarts before they can say Quidditch! (full quote)
  there is no such thing as good or evil. there is only power, and those to weak to obtain it (full quote)
  Together you and me and do extraordinary things (full quote)
  Give it here Malfoy! (full quote)
  MalefoySo, it's true what they are saying on the train...Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. whispers This is Crabe-and Goyle. And I'm Malefoy, Draco Malefoy. laughs Think my name is funny, do you? No need to ask your's. Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Wesley. You'll fine Potter, that some wizarding famillies are better than others. You don't want to be making friend's with the wrong sort.I can help you there. HarryI think I can find the wrong sort for myself, thanks. (full quote)
  I'm Going To Bed Before Either One Of You Come Up With Another Clever Idea To Get Us Killed... Or Worse... EXPELLED! (full quote)
  I'm going to bed now, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed... or worst, EXPELLED (full quote)
  She really needs to set up her priorities... (full quote)
  That's not just a broomstick, Harry... It's a Nimbus 2000! (full quote)
  Dear Mr Potter, we are pleased to informe that you have been accept at Hogwarts School of Wichtcraft and Wizardry... (full quote)
  Rony: Do you really have the... scar? (after Harry showed Rony the scar) Whicked! (full quote)
  Draco: So it's true, what they are saying on the train, Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. This is Crabb and Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. Think my name is funny do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair and a hand me down robe, you must be a Weasley. You will soon learn, Potter that some wizarding families are better than others, I can help you there. (full quote)
  Hermione: I'm going to bed, before either one of you gets another clever idea to get us killed... or worse EXPELLED! Ron:She needs to sort out her priorities!' (full quote)
  (Annoying old lady) I really want to know what you think. (15-year-old boy) what I think? I think you're the fucking antichrist! (full quote)
  1) curious...very curious 2) sorry, but whats curious? 1) i remember every wand i've ever sold Mr. Potter. It just so happens that the phoenix, who's feather resides in your wand, gave another feather..just ONE other. its curious that u should be destined for this one..and its brother, gave u THAT scar! 2) and who OWNED that wand? 1) oh we do not speak his name! he-who-must-not-be-named did great things....TERRIBLE...yes, but great. the wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. it is not always clear why. but i think it is clear, that we can expect great things, from you... (full quote)
  George sweared he got a bogie flavored one once. (full quote)
  It's leviooosaa, not leviosaa. She's a nightmare, I'm tellin' yeah, no wonder she hasn't got any friends. (full quote)
  what an idiot! (full quote)
  Ron:What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in school?! Hermione:You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? Ron: I was lookin' at it's feet! I was bit preoccupied with it's heads. Or maybe you didn't notice, There were three!!! (full quote)
  And as for you gentlemen, 10 points will be awarded to Gryffindor. For shier dumb luck! (full quote)
  Harry: Ron's Right. I have to go on. Hermione: You'll make it Harry. You're a great wizard. Harry: Not as good as you. Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness? There are more important things. Friendship and bravery and Harry just be careful. (full quote)
  Alas, Earwax! (full quote)
  Hermione: Here it is! Nicholas Flamell is the only known maker, of the Sorcerer's Stone Ron and Harry: The what?! Hermione: honeslty, don't you two read? The Sorcerer's Stone is a legendry substence, with astonishing power. It'll transform any metal into pure gold, and preduces the Elixer of Life, which will make the drinker immortal... Ron: Immortal?! Hermione: It means you'll never die. Ron:I know what it means! Harry :Shhhhhhhh! Hermione: The Stone currently in existance, belongs to Mr.Nicholas Flamell, the noteted alchemist, who last year, celbrated his 665 birthday. Hermione: That's what's on the third floor. That's what's under the trapdoor. The Sorcerer's Stone! (full quote)
  fred and george weaslry:our job is to make sure you don't gete bloodied up to bad (full quote)
  No No No You're saying it wrong it's Levi-osa not Leviosa! (full quote)
  I wonder when I'll be seeing you Mr. Potter seems just like yesterday your mother and father were buying their first wands, go on give it a wave (full quote)
  Ron: Thats me! only i'm Head Boy. I'm holding the Quidditch cup. And BLOODY HELL!! I'm Quidditch Captain too! I look GOOOOOOOD!!!!!! (full quote)
  it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live (full quote)
  ALL:up,up,up,up...(the broom smacks Ron it the head)(Harry giggles)Ron:Shut up , Harry (full quote)
  It does not do, to dwell on dreams and forget to live. (full quote)
  She needs to sort out her priorities! (full quote)
  Ewww... Troll bogeys! (full quote)
4943 It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. (full quote)
7016 Little tyke fell asleep just as we were flying over Bristol. Try not to wake him. (full quote)
7016 Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything? (full quote)
7016 I've never talked to a snake before. (full quote)
7046 Are you sure that's a real trick? Well, it's not very good, is it! (full quote)
8487 (1 grabs 2 by the hair, who cries out in pain) 1) What happened!?!? 2) I swear I don't know! One minute the glass was there, then it was gone! It was like magic! 1) (shoving 2 into 2's cupboard) There is no such thing as magic! (full quote)
8487 1) Harry, do you think this mirror shows the future? 2) (sadly) How can it? My parents are dead. (full quote)
8487 1) So it's true then. What they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. 2) (quietly to 3) He look somewhat disagreeable, doesn't he? 1) (to 4) Name's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. (3 stifles a laugh, which 1 hears) Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. Red hair. Freckles. You must be Weasley. (back to 4) You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort, Potter. (3 looks pissed) I can help you out there. (1 holds his hand out to 4, who doesn't take it) 4) (very coolly) I think I can tell the wrong sort out for myself, thanks. (full quote)
8487 1) That's totally barbaric! 2) That's wizards chess. (full quote)
8487 1) your mother sacrificed herself for you. That kind of act leaves a mark like no other. (2 puts his hand up to the scar on his own forehead) No, no. This mark cannot be seen. It lies in your very skin. 2) What is it? 1) Love, Harry. Love. (full quote)
8487 1) I had you looking in the wrong section! How could I have been so stupid? (slams a big book down onto the table) I got this out of the library ages ago for a bit of light reading. 2) (staring at the thick book) This is light? (full quote)
8487 1) Oh, are you doing magic? Let's see then. (sits down) 2) OK. (clears his throat) Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow. (waves his wand, but the spell doesn't work) 1) Are you sure that's a real spell? I've tried a few simple ones for practice, and they've all worked for me. For example. (points her wand at 3's face, with 3 looking a little scared) Oculus Reparo! (the spell fixes 3's broken glasses) Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger. (to 2) And you are..... 2) Ah, Ron Weasley. 1) (makes a face) Pleasure. (full quote)
8563 I'm half and half. (full quote)
8563 You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Do you miss your family? (full quote)
8563 Codswallop, in my opinion. (full quote)
8563 Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he? (full quote)
8563 There's no such thing as magic. (full quote)
8563 Has anyone seen a toad? (full quote)
10053 1)I felt the same way before my first game. 2)What happened? 1)Can't remember. Took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up a week later in hospital. (full quote)
10053 There is no good and evil, only power. (full quote)
15872 Yeah, but what if he doesn't like Romania. What if all the other dragons are mean to him. He's only a baby after all. (full quote)
17011 i shouldn't have told u that (full quote)
17011 1)holy cricket your harry potter!! i'm hermoine granger. and you are?2)aaa ron weasly 1) (making a face) pleasure. well you two should change into your robes. i expect we'll be arriving soon (full quote)
Strider Alas, ear wax! (full quote)
17907 1- it feels strange to be going home doesnt it? 2- im not going home, not really (full quote)
17907 i think its clear that we can expect great things from you mr. potter. after all, he who must not be named did great things. terrible, yes, but great. (full quote)
18323 It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live, Harry. (full quote)
20947 Ron: She's mental, that one! (full quote)
20947 That's WIZARD'S chess. (full quote)
22366 Hermione Now I'm going to bed before you two come up with another crazy scheme to get us killed! Or even worse, expelled! *Hermione walks off* Ron ... That girl needs to sought out her priorities! *Harry nods* (full quote)
22366 Hermione Now I'm going to bed before you two come up with another crazy scheme to get us killed! Or even worse, expelled! *Hermione walks off* Ron ... That girl needs to sought out her priorities! *Harry nods* (full quote)
23438 Hagrid: who told you 'bout Fluffy? Ron: Fluffy? Hermione: That thing has a name? (full quote)
23438 Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live. (full quote)
23438 Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do! Harry: Who doesn't? (full quote)
23438 Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled. Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities. (full quote)
23438 Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster! Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax! (full quote)
23438 Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry! (full quote)
23438 Malfoy: (picks up Neville's Rememberall) Did you see his face? Maybe if that fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass. (full quote)
23438 Hermione: You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are. Harry: Not as good as you. Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful. (full quote)
23438 Hermione: Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like real wizard's chess, do you? Ron: Yes Hermione, I think this is going to be exactly like wizard's chess. (full quote)
23438 Malfoy: Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask you yours. Red hair.. and a hand-me-down robe.. you must be a Weasley. (full quote)
23438 Dumbledore: What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows. (full quote)
23438 Dumbledore: (about Every Flavor Beans) I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats one) ...Hmm, alas, earwax. (full quote)
23438 Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary. (full quote)
23438 Percy: And keep an eye on the staircases. They like to change. (full quote)
23438 Seamus: I'm half and half. Dad's a muggle, Mum's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out. (full quote)
23438 Filch: A pity they let the old punishment die.. Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.. God, I miss the screaming. (full quote)
23438 Harry: I can't be a wizard. I'm just Harry, just Harry. (full quote)
23438 Ollivander: It's curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar. (full quote)
23438 Ron: It's you that has to go on, Harry. I know it. Not me. Not Hermione. You! (full quote)
23438 Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. (full quote)
23438 Dumbledore: And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death. (full quote)
23438 Ron: (after McGonnagall transforms from a Cat into herself) That was bloody brilliant! McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time. (full quote)
23438 Ron: What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school? Hermione: You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads.. or maybe you didn't notice? There were three! (full quote)
23438 Lord Voldemort: There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it.. (full quote)
23438 Harry: (referring to Voldemort) I think if he had the chance, he would have killed me tonight. Ron: And to think, I've been worrying about my potions final. (full quote)
23438 Ollivander: We can expect great things from you. after all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes! But great! (full quote)
23438 Malfoy: Okay. Then I get Fang! Hagrid: Fine. Just so you know, he's a bloody coward. (full quote)
23438 Ollivander: The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. (full quote)
23438 Hermione: (slams a large book on the table) I got this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading. Ron: This is light? (full quote)
23438 Hermione: It seems strange to be going home, doesn't it? Harry: I'm not going home, not really. (full quote)
25984 Ohhh isn't he beautiful?? Look, he knows his mummy! (full quote)
25984 Happy Christmas Ron! (full quote)
25984 Look! Neville's got a Remember-all! (full quote)
25984 -(Uncle Vernon)- Ahhh Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why's the Dudley? -(Dudley)- ::Hunches shoulders:: -(Harry)-No post on Sundays? -(Uncle Vernon)-Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday. We're getting any blasted letters today! Not a single bloody letter! (full quote)
25984 I shouldn'ta told ya that (full quote)
25984 Mental that one, I'm tellin ya (full quote)
25984 It's levi-O-sa, not levio-Sa! She's a nightmare! Honestly! No wonder she hasn't got any friends! (full quote)
25984 I know what that is! But Hagrid, where did you get one? (full quote)
25984 -That thing has a name? -Of course he does! He's mine! I leant him to Dumbledore to guard the..aught shouldn'ta said that... (full quote)
25984 This mirror gives never knowledge or truth. Many have wasted away in front of it... (full quote)
25984 -Harry! do you think this mirror tells the future!? -How can it? I parents are already dead. (full quote)
25984 That's me! only I'm Head Boy, and I'm holding the Quidditch Cup. And bloody hell, I'm Quidditch Captain too! I look good! (full quote)
25984 Devil's Snare... It's deadly fun but it will sulk in the sun! That's it! Devil's Snare hates sunlight! (full quote)
25984 -He's going to sacrifice himself. -You can't! There must be another way! (full quote)
25984 Come here Potter! (full quote)
25984 I would trust Hagrid with my life (full quote)
25984 Platform 9 3/4. Hagrid, there must be a misprint. This says Platform 9 3/4, there's no such thing, is there? (full quote)
25984 I've watched them all day. They're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. (full quote)
25984 -How many are there!? -36. Counted them myself. -36? But last year, last year I had 37! -Well some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year.. -I don't care how big they are! (full quote)
GenieChick You have dirt on your nose! Just there,,,did you know? (full quote)
Angel Aeryn Bludgers. Nasty Little Buggers. (full quote)
31544 It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. (full quote)
32891 It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. (full quote)
  u suck penis (full quote)
  its leviosa! not levi-o-sar (full quote)
  the board is set. The pieces are moving (full quote)
  There is no good or evil. There is only power and those to weak to seek it. -Voldemort (full quote)
10929 Let the magic begin. (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle 1st person: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do! 2nd person: Who doesn't? (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle Did you see his face? Maybe if that fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass. (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. (full quote)
45776 well well...i'd like to congratulate you folks for being on time. (full quote)
MarissaTD Nearly headless!? How can you be Nearly Headless?? (full quote)
nessa28 Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with a another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled. (full quote)
ginnyweasley it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemy but a great deal more to stand up to your friends (full quote)
ginnyweasley books and cleverness.??.. there are more important things.... friendship and bravery (full quote)
ginnyweasley you've got to learn to stand out to people, neville (full quote)
S1ayer Gryffindor wins the House Cup! (full quote)