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Dude, Where's My Car? - 2000 Movie Quotes


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  i wouldve said brown (full quote)
  dude we are sucky boyfriends! (full quote)
  Shiiiiby!!!! (full quote)
15933 1.) Look its a unicorn! 2.) what! 1.) I guess it was just a regular horse! weird! (full quote)
15933 1.) In France, when a man is caught poching ostrages, we shave his head and let him run through the field. 2.) Oh god that's the good part! 1.) Once you see this.. you are never quite the same! 2.) Tell me about it! I used to model! (full quote)
15933 1.) I can't believe we leased a car! But who's Johnny Potsmoker? 2.) That's my alter ego. 1.) I thought that was my alter ego? 2.)no!! Mine is Johnny Potsmoker, you's is Smokey McPot!! 1.) oh yea! (full quote)
  1:Dude, where's my car? 2:Where's your car dude? 1:Dude, where's my car? 2:Where's your car dude? 1:Did i drive last night? 2:I don't know. 1:Dude, where's my car? 2:(laughing)Wheres your car dude? 1:Dude it's not funny the car is gone. (full quote)
  dude you just touched christy boners woo woo...shibby...low five (full quote)
  We are shibby at the moment, so please leave you shibby at the beep...SHIBBY!!! (full quote)
minedsquid (saying with a funny voice) screw the universe (full quote)
  1-Dude whats mine say? 2-Sweet 1-yeah but whats it say? 2-whats mine say? 2-Dude........etc (full quote)
18841 these arent outfits....they're interstelar jumpsuits! (full quote)
19170 Jesse: Screw The Universe! (full quote)
19170 Jesse: Screw The Universe! (full quote)
15570 We must find the continuum transfunctioner, so says Zoltan... ZOLTAN! (full quote)
15570 We are not dudes, we are hot chicks! (full quote)
19645 1)Is it possible that we bough a lifetime supply of pudding and don't remember it? 2) i say it's entirley possible (full quote)
Rye Shibby (full quote)
20449 1)Who are you guys? 2)We aren't guys. We are hot chicks (full quote)
20449 1)I wanna go on that ride dad! 2)Me to son, me 2 (full quote)
20449 1)Dude where's my car? 2)Dude your car's gone 1)Dude where's my car 2) Dude your car's gone (full quote)
20970 guy1: DUDE, what does mine say?? guy2: SWEET!!!! dude, what does mine say?? guy1: DUDE!!!!!, what does mine say??? (full quote)
  Jesse: Dude... this is an EMERGENCY!! Chester: So is this!! A breakdancing stripper emergency!! (full quote)
  Dude, you got a tattoo!-- WHOAAA SO DID U DUDE!-- nawww, what does mine say?-- sweet! what about mine?-- dude, what does mine say? (full quote)
  I AM SICK OF PLAYING your CHINESE FOOD MIND GAMES! (full quote)
  and then! (full quote)
  hey (full quote)
23765 I refuse to play your chinese food mind games. (full quote)
princesstigereyes This is how blind people say hi. (full quote)
  (large woman steps over man and son) son:I wanna ride on that ride daddy! Dad: Me too son, me too! (full quote)
  Excellent point, Jeff. Trust no one...except for us. (full quote)
  1)stop copying us. 2)you stop copying us. 1)stop copying us. Bitch! (full quote)
  what does yours say??? sweet!! but what does yours say?? dude!! yeah..but what does yours say?? sweet!!...dude! SWEET!DUDE!SWEET!.. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker? Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego. Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego. Chester: No. yours is Smokey McPot. Jesse: Oh yeah. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin [Pierre has a deep French ascent] Pierre: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man. Mark: Excuse me, what was that? Pierre: Honorable! Mark: What? Onadouble? [Pierre and Mark continue alternating, saying 'Honorable' and 'Onudable'] Mark: I think you're trying to say 'honorable'! Pierre: What do I have to do to shut you up!?! Do I have to hose you down again? Mark: No! Maybe later. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Jesse: Thanks, dude. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Jesse: Thanks, dude. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Zarnoff: [introducing the Zoltan cult] My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin E-mail me ok 'Freakincage.com'! (full quote)
  Sure, but then the pizza's will get all wet. (full quote)
  I sense something very Canadian about this place. (full quote)
  Look! A Unicorn! Oh, sorry I guess it was just a regular horse. (full quote)
  And den. And den. And den and den and den and den!!! (full quote)
  DUDE it's a llama! (full quote)
  Well, atleast I didn't call the Dalia Llama a fag. (full quote)
  1) We are going to go into space and hang out with aliens who like us....it will be so awesome. 2) & 3) ZOLTAN!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  I have a funny feeling 2: maybe you should go sit on the toilet 1: no, i think its love, i think i love wanda and you love wilma 2: yeah! so lets find the car, get the gifts and win them back!1: right, but first i have to go to the bathroom 2: i told you 1: i know 2: dude, I know your body (full quote)
  Why,trained dolphins could deviler pizza better than you two 2: well, sure, but then the pizzas would get all wet (full quote)
  if i ever found out you were stealing pizzas from Mr. pizzacoli, i will squish you like a dootle bug!! (full quote)
  STUPID LLAMA! (full quote)
  Is it red?!...*No* Then it's not a barn! (full quote)
  Dude, it's a llama Dude your right!! (full quote)
  Jesse: Nice outfits. Cult Guy: They're not outfits. They're intergalactic space suits. Jesse: Hey...nice intergalactic space suits. (full quote)
  write me....freakinacage.com (full quote)
  Jesse: dude i think its a lama Chester: no i think its an ostrich they start turing in circles and theyare surounded by ostriches thenchester is hit in the head by one.. Jesse: STUPID LAMAS (full quote)
  Wait a second. Let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it Chester, but maybe we should cut back on the shibby. (SLAP) Thanks dude. (full quote)
  Dude, you got a tattoo! So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say? Sweet! what about mine? Dude! what does mine say? Sweet! what about mine? Dude! what does mine say? Sweet! what about mine? Dude! what does mine say? Sweet! what about mine? Dude! what does mine say? Sweet! what about mine!? Dude! what does mine say!? SSWWEETT! what ABOUT MINE!? DDUUDDEE! what DOES MINE SAY!? SSSWWWEEETTT!!! Hidsfjsesf! Yo tatto sahs dood! Yo tattoo sahs sweet! Got it? Sorry. Sorry. (full quote)
  Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Thanks, dude. (full quote)
  and theeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn? (full quote)
  and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then......... (full quote)
  1: the continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device 2: and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power (full quote)
  1) And then..... 2) no no sorry that's all 1) AND THEN.... 2) no, no more and thens 1)AND THEN... 2) and then..you can put it in a little container and bring it out to me 1) AND THEN... 2) and then....i can kick your ass!!! 1) AND THEN!??!?!?!?! 2) IF YOU SAY ONE MORE AND THEN!! 1) AND THEN, AND THEN, AND THEN, AND THEN, AND THEN!!!! *assaults message box* (full quote)
  and then.... (full quote)
  lady: and then jesse: the wonton soup (and so on) jeff: and don't forget the cookie's fortune jesse;o and the fortune cookies. lady: and then.... jesse: and then you could put in a brown paper bag because i'm ready to eat. lady: and then jesse: look lady i am not here to play your chinese games if you say and then again i will come in there and have my foot in your ass lady: and then (repeatly) (full quote)
  1:stop copying us 2:stop copying US 1:stop copying us 2:stop copying US 1:bitch! (full quote)
  Chinese Foooood, how may help you? Yeah I'd like to place an order. And what you like? Yeah I'd like 3 orders of garlic chicken. And den? And three orders of the white rice. And den? And then, oh hey do you guys want soup? Sure! Yeah three orders of the won ton soup. And den? Oh uh some fortune cookies too. And den? Uhhhh actually I think that's about it. And den? No, that's it. And den? No and den, that's all I want. And den? And, and nothing else cause I'm done ordering, OK? And den? No, no see all I want is the 3 orders of garlic chicken, and the 3 orders of the white rice. And den? And the soup, dude. And, and the won ton soup. And den? And the cookies fortune. And, and the c-fortune cookies. Yeah so it's just the chicken, the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that's it. And dennnnn? And then you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand cuz I'm ready to eat. Aaaaand dennnnnnnn? Hey I refuse to play your chinese food mind games. And dennnnn? No! No and then. Annnnd dennnn? No and den! And den? No and den! And den? No and den! And den? No and den! And den? NO, and den! Aaaaaand dennnnnnnn? You are starting to piss me off lady! And dennn? And den I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, if you say and then again!!!! (silent pause) And den, and den, and den, and den, and den, and den, and den, and den. (Jesse smashes the Chinese Foooood order intercom) (car screeches off) Aaaaaaaaaaand dennnnnnnn? (full quote)
  Chester: You know you didn't have to go all eggroll on that speaker box. Jesse: Well I'm not the one who called Dalai Lama a fag! Chester: I was jsut kiddin' around Jesse: Yeah well Nelson didn't appreciate it OK! (full quote)
  Chester: How wasted were we last night? Jesse: Well I touched Christie Boner's hoo hoo, were on the hook for $200,000 that belongs to a transexual stripper, and my car is gone. I say we were pretty wasted. Chester: Dude we really gotta find your car. (full quote)
  Sense memory simulator perception altered consciences memory retrieval. (full quote)
  Christie: Hey Jessie, hey Chester. Jesse and Chester: hi (gigle) Jesse: Have you seen my car? Cristie: Well I saw the back seat of it. Jesse: No I'm talkin about the WHOLE thing! (full quote)
  And then, no and then, and then, no and then, and then, no and then, and then..... (full quote)
  (when talking about ostriches) Dude, its a Llama. (full quote)
  haha dude your dogs a stoner (full quote)
  haha dude your dogs a stoner (full quote)
  1) Dude! It's a llama! 2) No, dude...it's on ostrich. (full quote)
  NO AND THEN! (full quote)
  Dude it's a llama! (full quote)
  and then... (full quote)
  Jesse n chester r shibby at the moment so please leave a message after the beep..shibby (full quote)
  Hey look its a barn! Is it red? No Then its not a barn! (full quote)
  Mark: Don't hose me! Maybe Later... (full quote)
  Jesse to Chinese foooood speaker box: You are starting to piss me off lady! (full quote)
  Jesse: Take the Fire extinguisher and Bonk those dudes on the head. Chester: You want the fire extinguisher??? (full quote)
  chester: no hablo english! (full quote)
  Nelson: We'll take it to the mo. Mmmmmo..(blows fly out of nose) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmo.. Concentrating you are not. (full quote)
  WOOAA~~ its a LLAMA~~ (full quote)
  you touched cristie bonners hoo hoo's SHIBBY Low Five (full quote)
  hey have you ever been to uranus? yeah i here its pretty nice this time of year! (full quote)
  THIS IS A BREAK DANCING STRIPPER EMERGENCY (full quote)
  jessie and chester are shibby at the moment so please leave your shibby after the beep SHIBBY (full quote)
  I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A DOODLE BUG! (full quote)
  OH DUDE your A DUDE!! (full quote)
  those double crossing sexy sexy sluts (full quote)
  ARE THEY WRAPPED IN REALLY cool WRAPPING PAPER? (full quote)
  STUPID LLAMAS!!! (full quote)
  Chester)We're going in a barn? Jesse)Is it red? Chester)No... Jesse)Then it's not a barn! (full quote)
  Jesse)Dude...it's llama.Chester)No dude, it's not a llama Jesse)Maybe...if we give it a peanut..it'll go away Jesse)Great idea, do you have a peanut? Jesse)Naw.. Cheste)Ok..new plan, we turn around very slowy and go that way. (emu is there) Ok, we turn this way and go that way (another emu) Jesse)Ahh, they're everywhere! (full quote)
  hi i am mark i used to be a model you can go to my website mark.com! (full quote)
  Is that a barn? is it red? no. then its not a barn! (full quote)
  ....you touched cindy boners hoo hoos?!?!..... (full quote)
  dude you jsut touched cristy hoo hoo, SHIBBY ... low five! (full quote)
  ....AND THEEEENNNNNNNN MINI ME, AND THENNNNNNNNNNN. (full quote)
  1. I saw this thing on animal planet about ostriges 2. Dude they're Llamas (full quote)
Beat Rice 1: Hey, check it out. totally gay Nordic dudes at 2 'o clock. (full quote)
Beat Rice email me, ok? Freakincage.com? (full quote)
Beat Rice 1: Wow. I said 'brown'. (full quote)
Beat Rice Pierre: *heavy french accent* Fortunately for you, I am a 'honorable' man. Prisoner: I'm sorry, what? Pierre: ... 'Honorable.' Prisoner: I'm sorry, 'Onorgeble?' Pierre: 'Honorable! Honorable!' Prisoner: I think you're trying to say 'honorable'. Pierre: SHUT UP! (full quote)
26294 Those are some Big-Ass panties (full quote)
28453 1:dude, you just touched kristy boner's hoo hoo 2: shibby!! 1:low five!! (full quote)
ladyrocket19 Thank you, Captain Obvious. (full quote)
ladyrocket19 Thank you, Captain Obvious. (full quote)
30386 STUPID LLAMAS!!!!! (full quote)
30386 e-mail me at: freak_in_cage.com (full quote)
CleverGirl54 I feel like im in a country music video (full quote)
CleverGirl54 A~Is that a barn? B~ is it red? A~ no. B~ then it's not a barn? (full quote)
32462 Im not the one who called the dahli lama a fag! (full quote)
32462 Im gonna come in there and put my foot in your ass if you say and then again!! (full quote)
34622 anddd dennnnn..... (full quote)
34622 *space nerds walk in wearing bubble wrap* jesse: nice outfits. space nerd: theyre not outfits... theyre interstellar jumpsuits! (full quote)
35343 +2 space nerds walk in+ Jessie: Nice outfits, Space Nerd: They arent outfits, theyre intersteller jumpsuits, Jessie :nice intersteller jumpsuits (full quote)
  ZOLTAN! (full quote)
  wow man, llamas (full quote)
  We're from the release the twins foundation. We're here to release those twins. (full quote)
  Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude? Dude, where's my car? Ha, where's your car dude? Dude it's not funny!! Oh uhhh totally not funny!pshhh(very quietly) Dude I'm serious!!! Ok Ok!!! (full quote)
  dude just how wansted were we last night? (full quote)
  dude you just touched christy bonners hoo hoo low five shibby (full quote)
  Maybe if we give them some peanuts they'll go away-- but we don't have any peanuts-- then we're screwed! (full quote)
  [in the police station ] the officer hurting the dumy [ chester ] hang in there bro. (full quote)
  Normally, we would NEVER resort to violence, but we ARE dealing with the continuum transfunctioner after all ~Zoltan (Hal Sparks<(full quote)
A-Boynix I was going to say brown (full quote)
10929 Quick, to my step-dad's pickup truck! (full quote)
10929 Quick, to my parents' minivan! (full quote)
40504 you're such a jokester! (full quote)
44850 use the photon excellerator anigaialation beam fool (full quote)
47748 DUDE!!!! SWEET!!!! DUDE!!! SWEET!!! (full quote)
Lalexr "Dude, what does mine say?" "Sweet! what does mine say?!" "Dude, what does mine say?!" "Sweet, what does mine say?!" "DUDE what DOES MINE SAY?!?!" "SWEET!!! what DOES MINE SAY!!? (full quote)
wagoh10 I've been fucking girls my whole life. I fuck one goat and now im a goat fucker? (full quote)