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Count of Monte Cristo, The - 2002 Movie Quotes


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  Kings to you. (full quote)
  Why are you doing this?!... Oh, it's complicated. (full quote)
13043 I didn't quite understand why you were betraying him...but now as I seehis exquisite financee..I understand completely. (full quote)
  Look! There's a window! (full quote)
19262 and i suppose you have something better to do some pressing appointment perhaps? (full quote)
  A missour, i shall never forget you. AH madam, it was nothing. And I'm sure within a month you won't even remember my name. (full quote)
21209 King's to you Fernand (full quote)
  I don't believe in God...That's OK, he believes in you... (full quote)
  You are richer than any man I have ever known. So what do you want to buy? - Revenge. (full quote)
22748 I swear on my dead relatives, even the ones that aren't feeling well, that I will be your man forever (full quote)
  basking in the sun one moment and shattered on the rocks the next (full quote)
  basking in the sun one moment and shattered on the rocks the next (full quote)
22862 life is a storm my young friend, you will be basking in the sunlight one moment and shadowed on the rock the next (full quote)
  the above quote is mistaken, it is shattered not shadowed (full quote)
  Do your worst (full quote)
  If ever did you love me then do not rob me of my hate. It is all I have left (full quote)
23711 Kings to you! (full quote)
  Fernand: What happened to your mercy? Edmond: I'm a count, not a saint. (full quote)
  Edmond: what do you want of me? Mercedes: I wish to be rid of you...the way you are obviously rid of me. (full quote)
  I'll make a deal with you: you ask God for help.....and I'll stop the moment he shows up. (full quote)
  God will give me justice. (full quote)
  person one: You lied? Person two: I'm a priest, not a saint. (full quote)
  if you ever loved me, dont rob me of my hate. it's all i have left. (full quote)
  Who are you and why are you doing this? We're bad men, and for the money. (full quote)
hannahbelle I'm a priest, not a saint. (full quote)
  Life is a storm. You will bask in the sun one moment, be smashed into the rocks the next. You must look into that storm and say, as you did, 'Do your worst, for I will do mine.' Then the fates will know you, as we know you, Albert Mandago, the man (full quote)
  We are kings or pawns. (full quote)
12818 Now you're thinking, just now 'Why me, O God?'. The answer is, God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year. (full quote)
vachica In life, we're all either kings or pawns. (full quote)
  Life is a storm my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout, as you did in Rome, Do your worst...for I will do mine. (full quote)
  Count: This Edmond you loved him? Countess: Yes Count: For how long? Countess: For all my life. Count: And how long after he died before you married the Count? Countess: That isn't fair. (full quote)
  How did I escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this moment? With pleasure. (full quote)
  (Jacopo) Who do you want revenge on? (Edmond) Fernand and Mercedes Mondego. (Jacopo) Oh! That's easy! I go down to Paris, bam-bam-bam-bam...they die...we live like kings!! (full quote)
1ajas I'm a Count, not a saint. (full quote)
28597 Edmund Dantes is dead. (full quote)
28597 1)Is the Viscount Tourville dead? 2)Well, unless his heart is situated somewhere other than the left side of his chest, I expect he is. (full quote)
28597 God sees you out of the corner of His eye. (full quote)
28597 1)How did I escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this moment? With pleasure. 2)So you've taken Mercedes. 1)And everything else. Except your life. (full quote)
28597 1)I thought we had finished our conversation in the carriage. 2)So did I. Until I realized you said the name 'Dantes.' A name that I had never mentioned. (full quote)
28597 1)May I steal your wife? 2)I'm sorry? 1)For the waltz. (full quote)
  Come on, come on, I haven't got all day... Actually, I do... I've got all the time in the world ha ha ha. (full quote)
  Gaolers: We could have handled that a bit better. (full quote)
  You have one shot Fernand, and it will take more than that to stop me. Then, I guess I must put it where it will cause the most damage.. (full quote)
  You've only got one shot, and it will take more then that to stop me! (full quote)
  We are kings and pawns (full quote)
  I'm a priest, not a saint. (full quote)
  All human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and hope. (full quote)
  I don't know what dark plan lies within you. Nor do I know by what design we were asked to live without each other for 16 years, but God has offered us a new beginning. Do not slap his hand away! (full quote)
  I don't know what dark plan lies within you. Nor do I know by what design we were asked to live without each other for 16 years, but God has offered us a new beginning. Do not slap his hand away! (full quote)
  oh Zatarra, the stories you tell (full quote)
  You really didn't think I'd make it that easy, did you? (full quote)
  Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome, 'Do your worst! For I will do mine!' Then the fates will know you as we know you... as Albert Mondego, the man. (full quote)
  I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot. Who are you, and why are you doing this? We are bad men, and for the money! Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan? (full quote)
3225 1) Why are you doing this? 2) Its complicated (full quote)
16541 Life is a storm. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. Shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst. For I will do mine. Then the world will know you as we know you: Albert Mondego, the man! (full quote)
16541 1) So, mi amici, I would ask who you are, but in view of your shredded clothes and the fact that the Chateau d'If is two miles away... what's the point? As for me, I am Luigi Vampa, a smuggler and a thief. My men and I have come to this island to bury alive one of our number who attempted to keep some stolen gold for himself instead of sharing it with his comrades. Interestingly enough, there are some of his more loyal friends who are insisting that I grant him mercy. Which, of course, I cannot do, or I would quickly lose control of the whole crew. That is why you are such a fortunate find. 2) How's that? 1) You provide me with a way to show a little mercy to Jacopo--that maggot you see tied up over there--while at the same time not appearing weak. And as a bonus, the lads will get to see a little sport as well. 2) How do I accomplish all this? 1) We watch you and Jacopo fight to the death. If Jacopo wins, we welcome him back to the crew. If you win, I have given Jacopo the chance to live, even if he did not take advantage of it, and you can take his place on the boat. 2) What if I win and I don't want to be a smuggler? 1) Then we slit your throat, and we're a bit shorthanded. 2) [Pause] I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot! (full quote)
16541 1) Who are you, and why are you doing this? 2) We are bad men, and for the money! (full quote)
16541 1) How is your father? 2) Alive, unfortunately. 1) We share the same misfortune. (full quote)
16541 1) If you ever presume to interfere in my affairs again, I will, I promise you, finish the job I started the day we met! Do you understand? 2) I understand you are mad. 1) Mad? My enemies are falling into my traps perfectly! 2) Mad for not seeing this: you have a fortune, a beautiful woman who loves you. Take the gold, take the woman, and live your life! Stop this plan, take what you have won! 1) I can't. 2) Why not? (full quote)
16541 1) Oh, and by the way, Jacopo is the best knife fighter I have ever seen. 2) Perhaps you should get out more. (full quote)
16541 1) What happened to your mercy? 2) I'm a count, not a saint. (full quote)
16541 1) When I told them I had no idea where Count Spada hid his treasure, I lied. 2) You lied? 1) I'm a priest, not a saint. (full quote)
16541 1) Monte Cristo! 2) King's to you Fernand. 1) Edmond? How did you- 2) Escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this very moment? With pleasure. 1) So, it was you that stole Mercedes. 2) And everything else. Except your life. 1) Why are you doing this? 2) [pauses] It's complicated. Let's just say its vengeance from the life that you stole from me. (full quote)
16541 Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan? (full quote)
16541 Now you're thinking, just now 'Why me, O God?'. The answer is, God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year. (full quote)
16541 1) There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I've counted them many times. 2) But have you named them yet? (full quote)
16541 1) God said 'Vengeance is mine'. 2) I don't believe in God. 1) That doesn't matter. He believes in you. (full quote)
16541 [Laughs] Release Jacopo, and give him back his knife. And we'll let the games begin. (full quote)
16541 1) We shall call him... Zatarra. 2) Sounds fearsome. 1) It means, 'driftwood.' (full quote)
16541 1) Why? In God's name, why?! 2) Because you're the son of a clerk, and I'm not supposed to want to be you! (full quote)
16541 I swear on my dead relatives - and even on the ones who are not feeling too good - I am your man forever! (full quote)
16541 I am still your man, Zatarra. I swore an oath, and I will protect you. Even if it means I must protect you from yourself. (full quote)
16541 We are kings or pawns. (full quote)
16541 1) You presume to demote me? 2) Not at all. You're still the first mate of the Pharaon, under Captain Dantes. (full quote)
16541 1) Is Vicecount Torville dead? 2) Well, if his heart is situated other than the left side of his chest, I would suspect that he his. (full quote)
16541 The combination of Paris and me is hardly a recipe for fidelity. And since my attempts at discretion have evidently failed, there seems little point in keeping up pretenses. It's actually quite... liberating, wouldn't you say? (full quote)
16541 If you ever loved me, don't rob me of my hate. It's all I have left. (full quote)
16541 Once again, Zatarra, God sees you out of the corner of His eye. (full quote)
16541 The stronger swordsman does not necessarily win. It is speed! Speed of hand, speed of mind. (full quote)
16541 Here is your final lesson: do not commit the crime for which you now serve the sentence. (full quote)
16541 1) With two of us digging, we can cover twice the ground. It'll only take us, oh... 8 years to reach the outer wall. 2) [Edmond laughs] You have some other occupation? Some pressing appointment, perhaps? (full quote)
16541 1) In return for your help in digging this tunnel, I offer you something priceless. 2) My freedom? 1) No, freedom can be taken away, as you well know. I offer you my knowledge. (full quote)
16541 1) The doors open twice a day. Once in the morning for your toilet bucket, which is where we hide the dirt. And once more in the evening for your plate. Between those times, we can work all day without fear of discovery. 2) So neglect becomes our ally. (full quote)
16541 1) Come on, come on, I haven't got all day... wait. Actually, I do. I've got... 2) [laughs] ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD! (full quote)
16541 Let's make a bargain. You ask God for help, and I'll stop the moment He shows up. (full quote)
16541 [after accidentally throwing Dorleac off the cliff together with a supposedly dead body] We could have handled this one better. (full quote)
16541 Take your vengeance. But know that the blood you spill is noble. Blood that will never run through your veins. You are no more a count than I am a commoner! (full quote)
16541 1) I require seventy percent. 2) Yet, you should only get fifty. 1) Done. (full quote)
16541 1) There is something that I must explain to you now. Albert, you are the son of Edmond Dantes. The man you know as the Count of Monte Cristo. 2) [Albert turns to Mondego] Well, I'm afraid it is true. You are the walking proof that your mother was as much of a whore today as she was in her younger years. (full quote)
16541 1) I will never forget your kindness. 2) I shall never cease to give it. (full quote)
16541 1) Mondego's the one who pulled the trigger! He'd never confess in a million years! 2) I know. But you just did. (full quote)
16541 1) I don't see how any of this has anything to do with our business relationship! 2) [calmly] I'm about to tell you. (full quote)
16541 1) You only got one shot. And it'll take more than that to stop me. 2) Well, then I best put it where it will do the most damage. (full quote)
16541 [Danglar is hanging from a rope off a ship]-- [To the chief Gendarme] Cut him down before he can't talk. (full quote)
16541 1) Define Economics. 2) Economics is a science dealing with the production, distribution and consumption of commodities. 1) Translation? 2) Dig first, money later. (full quote)
16541 1) What's wrong? 2) I'm bankrupt. Also, it appears I am to be arrested. 1) What for? 2) Conspiracy, piracy and murder. 1) Did you do it? 2) Yes, but I don't have time to get into it right now. (full quote)
19580 1) Farewell, Mercedes. You pleased me some of the time. 2) You never pleased me. (full quote)
19580 I find smuggling is the life for me, and will gladly kill your friend, the maggot. (full quote)
28597 Listen to me, vermin. I am Albert, son of Fernand, Count Mondego, and you have had your last laugh at my expense. Do your worst. (full quote)
28597 Don't flatter yourself, Fernand. I was neither happy nor ignorant, having known about the last three women before Madame Tourville. (full quote)
theyellowdart 1)How is your father? 2)Alive, unfortunately.... 1)We share the same misfortune. (full quote)
movieluver I'm a priest, not a saint. (full quote)
36713 Mercedes: Do you keep secrets from me? Edmund: Secrets? No. Ask me anything and I'll tell you. We don't have to wait two years anymore. Just as soon as I can afford a ring we can-- Mercedes: I don't need a ring. I don't. (Rips a piece of string from her dress and ties it around her finger.) This'll be my ring. And no matter what happens, you will never see it off my finger. (full quote)
36713 Mercedes: I told you once that it would never leave my finger...and it never has. (full quote)
36713 Mercedes: He [God] is in everything...even in a kiss. (full quote)
36713 Napoleon: Kings and pawns, Marchand. Emperors...and fools. (full quote)
36713 Fernand: Make love to me. Mercedes: Will you ever give up? Fernand: He doesn't have to know. Mercedes: I'd know. Fernand: So would I. It'd be our little secret. Mercedes: I don't believe in secrets. Fernand: You think Edmond doesn't have secrets? He does. Ask him. Mercedes: I know what you want, Fernand. Fernand: You do? Mercedes: Remember when we were little kids and Edmond got that whistle for his birthday and you got a pony? Well, you were so mad that Edmond was happier with his whistle than you were with your pony. And I'm not going to be your next...whistle. (full quote)
36713 Mercedes: I missed you so. Edmond: The missing is over now. (full quote)
36713 Edmond: Fernand, I've been arrested for treason! I barely managed to escape! When we were on Elba, Napoleon gave me a letter. I didn't tell you because he made me promise not to. He said it was just a note to an old friend, but the bastard lied to me! He lied. It was to one of his agents. Somehow the authorites found out. I don't know what to do. There's gendarmes on horseback right behind me. Fernand: All right. We just have to think. Edmond: I hope I haven't compromised you. I was hoping your father could help me. Fernand: He's in Paris. He's very ill. How far back are the gendarmes? Edmond: Minutes. Fernand: Do you need money? Edmond: Yes, thank you. Fernand: Do you have a pistol? Edmond: Of course not. Fernand: Good. (draws sword and points it at Edmond) Edmond (pushes the blade to the side): Stop it, Fernand. I don't have time for this. Fernand (cuts Edmond's jacket): I saw Napoleon give you the letter. Edmond: It was YOU? Fernand: Well, it wasn't just me. It was Danglars idea. Edmond: Why didn't you come to me first? Fernand: Why did you keep it a secret from me? I thought you were my friend. Edmond: I told you I have Napoleon my word! He lied to me! Fernand: I know, Edmond. I read the letter. Edmond: You... you read... Why are you doing this? Fernand: Oh, it's complicated. Edmond: Complicated? (runs, grabs sword and points it at Fernand) Fernand (raises sword): Don't be ridiculous. Edmond: Get out of my way. Fernand: I can't let you go, Edmond. (swordfight, Edmond runs to window) Get away from the window. Don't make me take off your hand. (cuts Edmond's hand, gets Edmond's sword. Edmond (charges at Fernand and falls to the ground): Why? In God's name, why? Fernand: Because you're the son of a clerk! And I'm not supposed to want to (full quote)
36713 Abbe Faria: I have not seen the sky these 11 years. Thank you. Thank you, God. Edmond: There is no talk of God in here, priest. Abbe Faria: What about the inscription? (points to 'God will give me justice' on the wall) Edmond: It's faded, just as God has faded from my heart. Abbe Faria: And what has replaced it? Edmond: Revenge. (full quote)
36713 Edmond (pushes over table): No! Villefort's father was a colonel in Napoleon's army. Villefort wasn't protecting Clarion, he was protecting himself! Danglars, who falsely said he saw Napoleon give me that letter. Mondego, who told Villefort I had it. And Villefort himself, who sent me here. Abbe Faria (claps): Bravo, Edmond, bravo. Edmond: AHHH!!!!!! (full quote)
36713 Jacopo: Zatarra? (goes into bedroom and sees Edmond sleeping on the floor) Edmond: Jacopo... Jacopo: Did you fall off the bed? Edmond: after 13 years of sleeping on a stone slab, I can't- Jacopo (sees scars on Edmond's back): Mi Maria! Does that hurt? Edmond: Did you come here for a reason? Jacopo: Mondego has a son. (full quote)
36713 Albert: May I ask who you are, sir? Edmond: For the present, your friend. Tomorrow, your host. For the short time formality stands between us, the Count of Monte Cristo. (full quote)
37417 1) For a moment there I thought you were abandoning me. 2) [NAME] does not abandon his friends in the face of stupid, suicidal danger. (full quote)
38257 You sent me to hell! Why?! (full quote)
38257 Do your worst...for I will do mine (full quote)
38257 1) I thought we had finished our conversation in the caraige... 2) so did i...but then you said the name Dontes...a name i had never mentioned (full quote)
38257 God has offered us a new beginning don't slap his hand away (full quote)
38257 1) You did please me some of the time...2) you never pleased me (full quote)
38257 God is no more real than your treasure preist (full quote)
  I require 50% profit... hmm... and yet you only get 50 (full quote)
  -What if I win and I dont want to be a smuggler? -Then we slit your throat, and we're a bit short handed. -I find that smuggling is the life for me, and I would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot. (full quote)
  I want to be free of you the way you, obviously, are free of me (full quote)
43647 Once again Zatarra God sees you out of the corner of his eye, She will live (full quote)
skitles You sent me to Hell! Why? (full quote)
TrueKanadian -Kings to you Fernand -How?...How... -How did I escape, a difficulty. How did I plan this moment, with pleasure -You've taken Mercedes -And everything else, except your life -Why are you doing this? -It's complicated. Let's just say it's vengeance from the life you stole from me. How could you have ever called me your friend? -We were friends Edmond -You sent me to Hell, why? -Go ahead, take my life, but know that the blood you spill will never run through your veins, you are no more a count than I am a commoner!!! (full quote)