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| 25203 |
Was that a goat?
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God damn kids today, they all got God damn guns and, THEIR ALL SNIFFING GLUE!
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| CaliGirl |
C'mon, Snake, I think I hear one of those silent alarms.
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My name is Puggy, and I live in a tree.
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well I'm kinda busy what with holding my dick and all
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Well Miami sucks. Yeah, but the cops are nice.
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I'm Arthur Hurk!! I know the mayor!!
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God forbid he should miss Zena Warrior Princess.
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Is that a squirt gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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1)Jesus (Hey-suse)? 2)Puggy
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1)Doesn't that just warm the cockles of you heart? 2)My cockles are burning.
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You just can't beat these things when they're fresh.
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(in russian accent) We sponsor girls softball team.
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1)get the big bill first 2) which one, this one, or this one? 1) where's all the money? 3) business is slow. 4) is bad location.
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....Yes, and if you don't calm down you'll be wearing MY handcuffs in your Godamn house.
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great...my first hand job.
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| trip |
Alltight, lets reconnoiter here at 2100 hours.
pause
Ten o'clock
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| 1990 |
#1 What the hell are Gators? #2 Football... college. #1 Morons. #2 Uh huh.
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| 10929 |
Look at this thing. He's the size of a Buick.
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| 5221 |
I hope you realize you've just committed assault.
I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.
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| 5221 |
1) make her stop! God in heaven, make her stop! She wants my soul!!
2) Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!
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| 10929 |
--Only the female mosquito sucks your blood.
--Sounds like my ex-wife.
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