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Donnie Darko - 2001 Movie Quotes


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15825 whats a fuck ass (full quote)
15825 There's just something so illogical about being a smurf. I mean whats the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
15825 No, I don't think about fucking my family. Thats gross. (full quote)
15825 You're such a fuck ass! (full quote)
15825 Theres just something so illogical about being a smurf (full quote)
15825 Beer and Pussy (full quote)
16641 Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frankie: Why do you wear that stupid human suit? (full quote)
16558 28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds. That is when the world will end. (full quote)
18520 (1) [to a motavational speaker in a class assembly] Ya, um..hi. Umm, how much are they paying you to be here? (2) Excuse me son? (1) I mean you're obviouisly not here on your own considering all of the shitty advise you've been giving, i mean my shrink can do better than this! (2) You see ladies and gentlemen? This is a prime example of fear. I bet you are a very troubled boy and also very confused. And maybe even, a little affraid. (1) Ya know, you're absolutely right. I am confused, and troubled... very troubled as a matter of fact. And probably afraid even, but personally, I-I-I think you're the fucking anti-crist. (full quote)
  Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit? Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? Donnie: I can't get it off. (full quote)
  Donnie: Papa Smurf did not create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent down as a spy, but the happiness overwhelmed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario...It would never happen. Smurfs are asexual. (full quote)
  Donnie: what's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
  Kitty: I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion! (full quote)
  Kitty: He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus! (full quote)
19389 Why Are You Wearing that Stupid Man Suit (full quote)
19389 Every Creature on This Earth Dies Alone (full quote)
19389 Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end. (full quote)
19389 I can do anything I want...and so can you (full quote)
19389 what's it like to have a wacko for a son? (full quote)
  The world will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds. (full quote)
  Wake up Donnie. (full quote)
  Donnie: You're such a fuckass! Elizabeth: Did you just call me an assfuck? You can go suck a fuck! Donnie: Oh really, and how does one suck a fuck? (full quote)
  Kitty: He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus. (full quote)
  I'll tell you what he said. He told me to forcibly insert the lifetime activity card up my anus!! (full quote)
  You're weird. Sorry. No, that's a compliment. (full quote)
18413 I am begining to doubt your dedication to Sparkle Motion! (full quote)
18413 Elizabeth: Go suck a fuck! Donnie: Tell me Elizabeth how does one suck a fuck? Elizabeth: You really need me to tell you, you fuck face... Little sister: what's a fuck face? (Laughter) (full quote)
20176 Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. (full quote)
  I have to question your devotion to Sparkle Motion! (full quote)
  How exactly does one suck a fuck (full quote)
21537 I can do anything I want... and so can you (full quote)
  He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus (full quote)
5395 I promise one day everything will be better for you. (full quote)
5395 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
5395 1.)Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit? 2.)Why do you wear that stupid man suit? (full quote)
5395 1.)I made a new friend today. 2.)Real or imaginary? 1.)Imaginary. (full quote)
5395 Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end. (full quote)
5395 That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match. (full quote)
5395 1.)You're weird. 2.)Sorry. 1.)No, that was a compliment. (full quote)
5395 what if you can go back in time, and take away all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better (full quote)
  Dr. Lillian Thurman: The search for God is absurd? Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone. (full quote)
  Chut up! (full quote)
  but theres some fat guy over there watching us. (full quote)
  Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion! (full quote)
  Don't worry... you got away with it. (full quote)
  Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
  Hungry Hungry Hippos. (full quote)
  1)What's going to happen if you tell mom and dad about this? 2) You'll put Ariel down the garbage disposal 1) God damn right i will. (full quote)
  1: Beth's mom said the boys locker room was flooded and there was fecies everywhere. 2: whats fecies? 1: Baby mice 2: aww 3: That is so grody! (full quote)
  Donnie:Elizabeth, Go suck a fuck Elizabeth:Oh please Donnie tell me exactly how does one suck a fuck (full quote)
  I hope that when the world comes to an end I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. (full quote)
  This is some good shit. It's a fucking cigarette. (full quote)
  Somebody should write that bitch. (full quote)
  I can do anything I want...so can you. (full quote)
  Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. (full quote)
  [DONNIE:] Why do you always wear that stupid bunny suit? [FRANK:] Why do you always wear that stupid man suit? Take it off. (full quote)
  Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end. (full quote)
  every living creature on this earth dies alone (full quote)
  Every living creature on earth dies alone (full quote)
  Rose Darko: Our son just called me a bitch. Eddie: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch. (full quote)
  Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Why do you wear that stupid man suit? (full quote)
  I hope that when the world ends, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to.... (full quote)
  Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank:....Why do you wear that stupid man suit? Donnie: When is this going to end? Frank: You should already know that. (full quote)
  I think your fucking anti-christ! (full quote)
  Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? (full quote)
  28 Days... 6 Hours... 42 Mintues... 12 seconds... Thats when the world will end...... (full quote)
  I hope that when the worl comes to an end,i can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look foreward to (full quote)
  sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion (full quote)
  This is some good sh*t! It's a cigarette. (full quote)
  I'm not afraid anymore! (full quote)
  (1) what are feces? (2) Baby mice! (all) Awwww! (full quote)
  Gretchen:He has emotional problems.. Donny: Ooh i have those too, what kind of emotional problems does your dad have! (full quote)
  Chut up! (full quote)
  Go back to China bitch! (full quote)
  frank: 28 days...6 hours....42 minutes...and twelve seconds, that is when the world is going to end (full quote)
  cellar Door (full quote)
  mrs. farmer- i'll tell you what he said, he told me to forcably insert the lifeline excersize card into my anus! (full quote)
  Why are you wearing that stupid human suit? (full quote)
  I CAN SEE HIM RIGHT NOW! (full quote)
  What makes you think I am not? (full quote)
  teacher: Place an X on the LifeLine in the appropriate place. Donny: I don't understand. There are other things that need to be taken into account, such as the WHOLE SPECTRUM OF HUMAN EMOTION. YOU CANT JUST LUMP EVERYTHING INTO TWO CATEGORIES!! teacher: But fear and love are the deepest of human emotions. Donny: I KNOW. BUT YOU CANT....JUST....LUMP EVERYTHING INTO TWO CATEGORIES! (Next day at conference) teacher: He told me to forcibly insert the LifeLine exercise card into my anus! (full quote)
  Every living creature dies alone. (full quote)
  Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. (full quote)
  Gretchen: Donnie Darko? what the hell kind of name is that? It sounds like a superhero's name Donnie: Who says I'm not? (full quote)
  Kitty Farmer:I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life line exercise card into my anus! (full quote)
  First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
  Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion! (full quote)
  Tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?! (mouthed) I'm all ears! (full quote)
  Okay, first of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent down as a spy, but the happiness of the Smurf land overwhelmed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario...It would never happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under thise little white pants! I mean, what's so logical about being a smurf? What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
  i promise one day every thing is going to be better for you. (full quote)
  [At the school assembly speaking out against Jim Cunningham] Donnie: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up! You know it takes a little little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls. (full quote)
  Donnie: [in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. (full quote)
  How do you suck a fuck? (full quote)
5395 I believe you're the fucking antichrist. (full quote)
5395 1.)You are such a fuckass! 2.)Did you just call me a fuckass?! You can go suck a fuck! 1.)Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?! (full quote)
9307 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
9307 Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit? Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man suit? (full quote)
9307 He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus. (full quote)
17494 Chut up! (full quote)
17494 Donnie:what happened to your eye? Frank:i'm so sorry about that donnie (full quote)
msdevo1 Mom: Our son just called me a bitch. Dad: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin, but your not a bitch. (full quote)
22050 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
vanilla First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
24636 (1) When is this going to stop? (2) You should already know that. (full quote)
24636 Have you ever seen a portal? (full quote)
24636 No I don't think about fucking my family, that's gross (full quote)
24636 (1) Do you want to tell Mom and Dad why you stopped taking your medication? (2) You are such a fuckass! (full quote)
24695 How do you suck a fuck? (full quote)
Marla&Tyler 1) *Name* . . . Sounds like a super hero's name. 2) What makes you think i'm not? (full quote)
26503 Well, life isn't that simple. Who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money. It has nothing to do with either fear or love.. There are other things that need to be taken into account here, like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else. (full quote)
26503 Donnie: What's 'cellar door'? Ms. Pomeroy: A famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that 'cellar door' is the most beautiful. (full quote)
26503 Gretchen: what if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better.. things that remind you of how beautiful the world can be.. (full quote)
28573 Every creature on this earth dies alone. (full quote)
30957 1. i think about love and marriage alot. 2. oh you do you think about your family alot? 1. no i dont think about fucking my family thats gross. 2. oh well wut do you think about then? 1. i turn down the sound and think about fucking christina applegait. (full quote)
30957 I'M NOT AFRAID ANYmore!! (full quote)
32772 (1) you are such a fuckass! (2)Did you just call me a fuckass? you can go suck a fuck! (1)oh really, and how does one suck a fuck? (full quote)
33070 Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life line exercise card into my anus! (full quote)
33070 Gretchen: ...what if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better? (full quote)
33070 Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems. Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind does your step dad have? Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. Donnie: Oh. (full quote)
33070 Eddie: That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match. (full quote)
  Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places... (full quote)
  Every creature on this earth dies alone (full quote)
  No mail today, maybe tomorrow. (full quote)
  I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you. (full quote)
  I'm voting for Dukukis (full quote)
  Cherita: CHUT UP! Friend 1: CHUT UP (Mocking)! Friend 2: Go back to China, bitch! (full quote)
  Donnie:Would you go with me? Girl:I have to go now. Donnie:No i mean would you be with me, be my girlfriend thats how we say it around here. Girl:yeah sure (starts walking home) Donnie:Where are you going? Girl: home i have to study. Donnie But?(confused face on) (full quote)
  ...what if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better? (full quote)
  there is a fat guy over there watching us (full quote)
  You can't just lump everything into two catergories life isnt that simple (full quote)
  what did you want for christmas? hungry hungry hippos and how did you feel when you were denied these hungry hungry hippos? regret (full quote)
  your such a fuck ass (full quote)
  Did you just call me a fuck ass? you can go suck a fuck! (full quote)
  Some people were just born with tragedy in their blood, you know? (full quote)
  your such a fuckass! Did you just call me a fuckass? Well you can go suck a fuck. Oh please tell me how does one suck a fuck?... Whats a fuckass? (full quote)
  Married With Children. I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate. (full quote)
  Ms. Therman:How did you feel when you were denied these hungry, hungry hippos? Donnie: Regret Ms. Therman: What else makes you feel regret? Donnie: That I did it again. Ms. Therman: Did what again? Donnie: I flooded my school and I burned down that perverts house. (full quote)
  First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurftte, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gergamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenerio it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. Thats whats so illogical y'know, about being a smurf. What's the point in living, if you don't have dick? (full quote)
  Not only am i a teacher, but I am also the mother of a middlesex child. Therefore I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge. (full quote)
  Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood. (full quote)
  Why do you wear that stupid man suit? (full quote)
  Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end. (full quote)
  Okay, all of you so-called 'Donnie Darko fans'... you are a fucking disgrace. Almost all of these quotes are totally wrong. Why the hell would you put a quote that was wrong on this site anyways? To tell you the truth, I am extremely pissed off. Go watch the movie a few more times, and then call yourself a fan... quit being so pathetic. (full quote)
  the guy that posted that about people being pathetic is obviously the man, i am sick at home and im wasting time by telling him that he can suck my diseased balls right now. thats about it, so yea, fuck u guy (full quote)
  Hey whos pathetic, ur the one that doesnt have life enough to go out and do something instead u sit at home on ur ass watchin the same movie over and over and trying to memorize every good line in it, so yeah get a life u fuck ass (full quote)
  these last four entries arent quotes (full quote)
  (1)whats your name son? (2) Gerald (full quote)
  Tell me Elezibeth, exctally how does one suck a fuck? (full quote)
  sometimes i really doubt your commitment to sparkle motion (full quote)
  They just wanted to see what happend when they ter the world apart.. (full quote)
  actually u guys really do suck at these quotes. (full quote)
  Of all the combinations of words in the english language, cellar Door is the most beautiful. (full quote)
  Frank: 28 Days... 6 Hours... 42 Mintues... 12 seconds... Thats when the world will end...... Donnie: (smiles evilly) Why?... (full quote)
  (1) I think about fucking a lot (2) What else do you think about? (1) Married With Children (2) You think about your family? (1) I turn the volume down and think about fucking Christina Applegate (2) We were talking about your family (1) I don't think about fucking my family, that's gross (full quote)
  1. Our son just called me a bitch 2. you're not a bitch...you're bitchin (full quote)
  I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. (full quote)
  Shrink: did he tell you about his friend frank... the giant bunny rabbit? Donnie's Dad: the what?!?! (full quote)
  Maybe you should be the one in therapy, then Mom and Dad can pay someone two hundred dollars an hour to listen to your thoughts so we don't have to! (full quote)
  Donnie Darko, what kind of hell of name is that? It makes you sound like some super hero. What makes you think I'm not? (full quote)
  When can I squeeze one out? Not until the eigth grade. (full quote)
  I'll tell you what he said. He told me to forcibly insert the life line exercise card into my anus. (full quote)
  cellar door (full quote)
  yeah i agree, stop writing these fucking quotes if you have no idea what your talking about, it is a fucking disgrace and im pretty pissed as well, i have no life so all i do is look up donnie darko quotes, and now im pissed cuz almost all of them are wrong, kill yourself people, seriously (full quote)
  ooo no dice grandma (full quote)
  If the sky were to open up there would be no law, there would be no rule. there would only be you and your memories. (full quote)
  life isn't that simple (full quote)
  They made me do it (full quote)
  life isnt that simple... (full quote)
  Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls. (full quote)
  One day everything will be ok for you (full quote)
  Student 1: Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere! Student 2: what are feces? Student 1: Baby mice. Student 2&3: Awwww... (full quote)
  if this world were to end...there would only be you and him....and no one else (full quote)
  Sometimes I doubt you're comitment to Sparkle Motion! (full quote)
  You're not a bitch. your bitchin! But your not a bitch. (full quote)
  Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. (full quote)
  Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. (full quote)
  - I'm voting for Dukakis. - Do you honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country until you're old enough to have a kid? (full quote)
  - I probably won't squeeze one out until I'm 30. - Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? Because I've heard that's a wonderful place to raise a child (full quote)
  - When do I get to squeeze one out? - Not until eighth grade. (full quote)
  donnie,you are out of your element (full quote)
  It is if everyone dies alone (full quote)
  I think about fucking a lot during school. (full quote)
  why do you wear your human suit? (full quote)
  the world will come to an end in 28 days 6 hours 42 minutes and 12 seconds. (full quote)
  every living creature onthis earth dies alone (full quote)
  Donnie:Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank:Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? (full quote)
  frank:have you ever seen a portal (full quote)
  frank:have you ever seen a portal (full quote)
  Elizabeth: Donnie, you're such a dick! Donnie: Woah Elizabeth, a little hostile there! (full quote)
  I'll tell you what he did! He told me to forcibly shove the lifeline excercise card into my anus! (full quote)
  Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls. (full quote)
  So how did it feel, being denied these... hungry, hungry hippos? (full quote)
  we just might have mail... Oh, no dice grama. (full quote)
9860 Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion! (full quote)
10929 I think we've all seen Bonanza. (full quote)
10929 I think we've all seen Bonanza. (full quote)
10929 Proud to be loud. (full quote)
10929 Love will tear us apart. (full quote)
10929 Head over heels. (full quote)
R13198 Gretchen: I want it to be at a time..when...it reminds me.. Donnie: when it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be. Gretchen: yeah, and right now there's some fat guy staring at us. (full quote)
dickritchie 1) Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy? 2) I like your boobs. (full quote)
dickritchie what else? Principal Cole, I'll show you what else. (full quote)
dickritchie 1) That's some good shit, huh? 2) It's a fuckin cigarette (full quote)
dickritchie 1) what happens if you tell mom and dad about this? 2) You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. 3) You're goddamn right I will. (full quote)
dickritchie You remember that crazy gym teacher, Ms. Farmer? Yeah? Well my brother told her to shove a book up her ass and my parents bought him all this new shit. I wish a jet engine would fall into my room. (full quote)
dickritchie Married With Children. I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate. (full quote)
dickritchie 1) My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas. 2) what did you want? 1) Hungry Hungry Hippos! 2) And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos? 1) Regret. (full quote)
33432 what's a fuckass? (full quote)
33944 [tagline] __You can NEVER go too far (full quote)
38164 I hope you get molested (full quote)
38164 Go back to China! (full quote)
38164 Go back to China! (full quote)
39080 Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass! Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuck-ass?! You can go suck a fuck! D: Oh please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?! E: You want me to tell you? D: (whispering) I'm all ears! Samantha: What's a fuck-ass? (full quote)
39864 First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. And what's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (full quote)
44702 ass fuck (full quote)
RachieAchie Why do you wear that stupid man suit? (full quote)
ZD_Drummer90 1: what's feces? 2: Baby rats 1: Awww! (full quote)
Ojala Chick : My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems. Dude : Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have? Chick : He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. Dude : Oh. (full quote)
Ojala 1.You are such a fuckass. 2.Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck. 1.Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? (full quote)
Bubbles09 Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? (full quote)
Bubbles09 How does one suck a fuck? (full quote)