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Princess Diaries, The - 2001 Movie Quotes


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  (background)walter don't swing on the rope - you'll choke yourself again (full quote)
  i just want my foot to pop (full quote)
  my italian teacher sux (full quote)
9973 -Why me? -Because you saw me when I was invisible. (full quote)
10224 see this friendship bracelet? I'M THROWING IT IN THE DIRT! (full quote)
10047 Just incase I'm not enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara! (full quote)
pagese San Fransisco is a strange place. When I bought the pumps they asked me if I wanted a bag or if I wanted to wear them. (full quote)
  Me, I'm a princess, SHUT UP! (full quote)
  LANA GOT CONED! (full quote)
11026 1- Jerk and Jerkette sighting 2- *giggles* 1- what, you've never seen two idiots exchanging saliva? (full quote)
11045 Mia:Hey Lana, You know thats a cute outfit. I bet it goes with everything! Lana:(Smiles) Mia:(Rubs her icecream cone all over it) Lana:your such a freak mia Mia:yeah,yeah i am a freak, but one day Ill grow out of that,But you, you will never stop being a jerk!... (full quote)
11061 Jeramiah- Shazam (pulls a coin from Lily's ear) Lily- women don't appreciate being treated like a vending machine (full quote)
  lana: ooh look everyone the perfect nerd couple . girls: mya and mia. montana: is one of your magic tricks your hair. giggle. sunglasses girls its hair glare time . lana: the sweater your wearing was it made for you or did the knity machine just blow up? (full quote)
10224 1.) Give her a smooch! 2.) Hit him again! (full quote)
10224 Wait for me! Wait for me! No, not you... I don't even know you! (full quote)
10224 Hey! It's Mia ThermopoLIPS! (full quote)
10224 *telephone rings* Gupta. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. *hangs up* The queen is coming. (full quote)
10224 *telephone rings* Gupta. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. *hangs up* The queen is coming. (full quote)
  1. This dance is between a waltz and a tango. 2. It's a wango? (full quote)
  If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx that child would have your eyebrows. (full quote)
  Oh come on girls, its a ball, not a snake! (full quote)
11127 1. Mia, you're such a FREAK! 2. Yeah, yeah, I am, but you know what? Someday I just might grow out of that; but you, you will never stop being a jerk. (full quote)
11187 Lilly: She has a hat! Do you really think wearing that hat is gonna keep people from seeing your new 'Lana-do'? Just because the student population might be morally bankrupt but they're not blind... Mia: Lilly! Just stop it okay! Just because your hair sucks, get off mine! (full quote)
  i know there's something your not telling me and friends tell so you know what?! Here is your friendship charm, i'm taking it off... and it's going in the dirt (full quote)
11269 **Claps** Amelia! Does your bad posture affect your hearing?? (full quote)
11269 Hey Princess!! You're the most popular girl in school. Everyone wants to take your picture, everyone wants to be your best friend! (full quote)
1687 What has your Grandma turned into the Big Bad Wolf? (full quote)
  Lilly: Shut Up! Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up!!! Mia: God Lily is that all you can say? (full quote)
Star You look ridiculous, you should sue. (full quote)
Star 1) So you mean like a date? 2) Nooooo, music, cars. 1) Well would it include pizza? With M&M's (full quote)
Star 1) So you mean like a date? 2) Nooooo, music, cars. 1) Well would it include pizza? With M&M's? (full quote)
Star 1) You have pears in your flowers. 2) Genovian pears, we're famous for them. (full quote)
Star goodbye Trolley People! (full quote)
Star So Mia? Is it true what I hear? Are you really going to speak at the bulimic convention? So you can speak and barf at the same time? (full quote)
Star So Mia? Is it true what I hear? Are you really going to speak at the bulimic convention? So you can speak and barf at the same time? (full quote)
Star 1) OO! 'I'll do some labour free.' You uh, sweet on her? 2) She's my sister's best friend! 1) Well that's the hardest place to be, between friend and uh, friendlier! Eh? (full quote)
Star I raise Mustangs. That is not a sensible car. (full quote)
Star I raise Mustangs. That is not a sensible car. (full quote)
Star I raise Mustangs. That is not a sensible car. (full quote)
Star I am invisible, and I am wet (full quote)
  These bags! You have one of these bags! You know we could hawk one of these and feed a whole third world country (full quote)
  I was stuck with the happy houdini while you were making out with a yachting yahoo (full quote)
  Queen: You are Princess of Genova Mia: Shut up! (full quote)
  Clarisse: Have you ever experienced that INSTANT headache right after you eat ice? Chinese Guy: No. (full quote)
  It never rains on Willie Brown! (full quote)
  Princess:I already have braces Queen: No its more than orthidonction! (full quote)
  No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. (full quote)
  Couch a falling star and put it in your pocket never let it fade away. (full quote)
  Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. (full quote)
  The brave don't live forever. but the cautious don't live at ally (full quote)
  The brave don't live forever, but the cautious don't live at all. (full quote)
  I Looove your eyebrows. We'll call them Frieda and Ghana. (full quote)
  MICHAEL:YOU'VE BEEN listENING TO THE SOUNDS OF FLYPAPER.WE'RE FLYING AWAY NOW. (full quote)
  MIA:IT'S NOT A SENSIBLE CAR FOR ANYONE.IT DOESN'T RUN. (full quote)
  MIA:DO YOU RAISE LIMOSINES TOO? (full quote)
  MIA:JUST REWIND AND freeZE. (full quote)
  MIA:IN 15 YEARS,YOU COULDN'T FIND A SPARE MINUTE TO TELL ME MY FATHER'S A ROYAL? (full quote)
  MIA:I'M GOING TO STRAIGHTEN THE ROYAL BEDCHAMBER. (full quote)
  MIA:I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY WITH EITER ONE OF YOU.YOU IGNORED ME FOR 15 YEARS,AND YOU LIED TO ME.FAMILIES DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT TO ONE ANOTHER. (full quote)
  LILlY:YOU KNOW,YOU LOOK LIKE SHAFT?JOE:YES. (full quote)
  BARON:ONE DAY WE WILL OWN GENOVIA AGAIN,AND your FACE WILL BE ON A POSTAGE STAMP. (full quote)
  HELEN:LET'S NOT KEEP SPAIN AND portUGAL WAITING. (full quote)
  MIA:I'M A GIRL.COACH:what AM A DUCK (full quote)
  MIA:I CAN'T.I'M A GIRL.COACH:WHAT AM I,A DUCK?MIA:YOU'RE AN ATHLETIC GIRL.I'M more OF A HORSEBACK-RIDING,WALL-CLIMBING,YOGA-DOING TYPE OF GIRL. (full quote)
  what?THAT BACKSTREET BOY CLONE..... (full quote)
  MY DAD THINKS ***I'M***A PRINCESS. (full quote)
  I HOPE YOU GET your REAL FOOT-POPPING KISS (full quote)
  I LOOK LIKE AN ASPARAGUS.MOM:BUT A VERY VERY CUTE ASPARAGUS (full quote)
  HEY CHOPPER BOY.OVER HERE,ROYAL D.J.'s (full quote)
  ITS NOT APPROPRITE FOR ROYALTY TO JINGLE (full quote)
  I REALIZED HOW MANY STUPID TIMES A DAY I USE THE WORD I.THATS PROBALY ALL I EVER DO.HOW LAME IS THAT WHEN THERE ARE 7 BILLION OTHER PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.IF I startED THINKING OF THE OTHER 7 BILLION OUT THERE THAT WOULD PROBALY BE A MUCH BETTER USE OF MY TIME. (full quote)
  (SOUNDTRACK SONG):WHAT makeS YOU DIFFERENT makeS YOU BEAUTIFUL (full quote)
  LANA(SINGING):STUPID CUPID/STOP PICKING ON ME/GO AND PLAY ROBIN HOOD WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S HEART/I'D LIKE TO CLIP your WINGS SO YOU CAN'T FLY. (full quote)
  IT WAS REALLY BAD AND MY foot DIDN'T EVEN POP. (full quote)
  MOM:your GRANDMOTHER CALLED.MIA:WHAT?MOM:THE *LIVE* ONE (full quote)
  EVERYONE HAS PRE-CORANATION JITTERS,INCLUDING ME.EVERYONE THAT IS EXCEPT FOR FAT LOUIE.HE HAS totalLY ADAPTED TO BEING A ROYAL.I GUESS HE WAS ONE ALL ALONG. (full quote)
  I DON'T HAVE ANY SISTERS.BUT I DO HAVE A CAT. (full quote)
  JUST make ME AN EDEN. (full quote)
  ANNA:WHAT,WE'RE FRIENDS WITH MIA NOW?LANA:YES,WE HATE JOSH.ANNA:I'M SORRY.IT'S REALLY hard TO KEEP UP WITH WHO WE'RE NOT TALKING TO ANYMORE. (full quote)
  OH.NED WAS REALLY WAILING (full quote)
  YOU WOULDN'T STOP DRIVING your MUSTANG JUST BECAUSE A FEW BUG HIT THE WINDSHIELD,WOULD YOU/ (full quote)
  DOES ANYONE HAVE A SABER?I HAVE AN UMBRELLA.I HAVE AN EMERGENCY BRAKE. (full quote)
  I BELEIVE I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL THAT CORN DOG. (full quote)
  I TOLD YOU I NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. (full quote)
  WELCOME TO MY TALK SHOW:SHUT UP & listEN. (full quote)
  YOU'LL NEVER GUESS what JOSH BRYANT JUST ASKED ME.MICHAEL:CAN I BORROW A COMB. (full quote)
  MIA:PLEASE DON'T SQUISH MY SOY NUTS.GUARD:your SOY NUTS ARE SAFE. (full quote)
  WILL THE FUNG SHWAY CLUB ****PLEASE**** STOP REARRANGING THE TABLES ON THE LAWN. (full quote)
  VIRTUAL homeWORK MAY NOT BE SUBMITTED FOR ACTUAL CREDIT. (full quote)
  MOST KIDS HOPE FOR A CAR ON THEIR 16th BIRTHDAY,NOT A country. (full quote)
  ARE SURE YOU CAN RUN your OWN COUNTRY? I MEAN YOU CAN BARELY KEEP your GOLDFISH ALIVE FOR MORE THAN 3 DAYS. (full quote)
3225 You've been wearing black too long (full quote)
3225 1) Ms. Gupta did you see what she did to me?! 2) Oh no honey I was in a very important meeting. call a dry cleaner (full quote)
3225 1) Just block one Mia. Just block one! 2) I can't! I'm a girl 1) what am I, a duck? (full quote)
4619 1)Tell me something, do you wear contacts? 2) I have them, but I don't like to wear them.*snap*Hey! You broke my glasses! 1) You broke my brush (full quote)
4619 If Groucho Marx and Brooke Shields ever got married, their kids would have your eybrows. (full quote)
4619 1)(in reference to the two limos) One of them is yours. 2) So you raise limos, too? (full quote)
4619 1) Hey Joe, can we 86 the flags? 2)No, the flags allow me to park anywhere. The flags stay. (full quote)
8487 1) Why me? 2) Because you saw me when I was invisible. (full quote)
8487 1)(takes the glasses off 2 faces) Do you have contacts? 2) Yes, but I don't like to wear them. (1 snaps the glasses in half.) You broke my glasses! 1) Well, you broke my brush! (full quote)
8487 The brave may not live forever, but the cautious don't live at all. (full quote)
8487 Somebody sat on me again. (full quote)
8487 And if I'm not too much of a freak already, let's add a tiara!! (full quote)
10199 Lily:Cute, Jeremiah, but the way to a girl's heart is not by treating her like a vending machine. (full quote)
Star I raise mustangs! That is not a sensible car for a princess. (full quote)
Star 1) So you mean like a date? 2) Nooooo, music, cars. 1) Well would it include pizza? 2) Of course, pizza's a given. 1) With M&M's? (full quote)
Star This is a non-riot hearse. If this were a hearse, there would be silence in the back seat. (full quote)
Star I'm the head of your security, and you want me to be a chauffer and a babysitter? (full quote)
Star Mr. O'Connel is not married, is not living with anyone, plus he's not pierced, tattoed or hair-plugged. Do you realize how rare a find that is South of market Street? (full quote)
Star Voltaire, hair. I would personally like to learn about Voltaire. (full quote)
Star Queen Clarisse, my expectation in life is to be invisible; and I'm good at it. (full quote)
Star 1) where is she going? 2) The tower. 1) She has a tower? (full quote)
Star 1) I can't talk to you right now, I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor. 2) Well I'm late for a meeting with Spain and portugal! (full quote)
11518 Queen: You are Princess...... of Genova Mia: Shut up! (full quote)
11986 Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. From now on you'll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey. (full quote)
12153 'Wow' is the power to effect change. (full quote)
12392 Is this my punishment for driving without a licensed driver? (full quote)
12756 Hey wait for me! Not you, I don't even know you! (full quote)
13331 I've never put on pantyhose, but it sounds dangerous. (full quote)
15067 You gotta be the ball! (full quote)
  WE MIGHT HAVE TO THINK OF A NEW SECRET HANDSHAKE. (full quote)
  CONDUCTOR:WE'RE NOT ALL THAT.QUEEN:BUT YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE. (full quote)
  MIA:WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLIDE IN 1st.QUEEN:I NEVER SLIDE. (full quote)
  YOU ARE *****THE***** coolEST QUEEN EVER. (full quote)
  LANA,ANNA,FALANA,BANANNA,MONTANA. (full quote)
  YOU KNOW what?I DON'T FEEL PROTECTED.YOU WAKE UP THINKING THAT YOU'RE 1 PERSON,AND IN 5 MINUTES YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE A PRINCESS. (full quote)
  GROVE CONTROLS OUR MINDS WITH what THEY TEACH US.BUT YOU KNOW what?THEY'RE NOT SATSIFIED WITH THAT. (full quote)
  GIRL#1:SHE'S GONNA BARF.GIRL#2:SHE'S GONNA HURL.GIRL#3:SOMEbody COVER THE TUBA. (full quote)
  IT costS TO BE COOL,HUH? (full quote)
  NO BOBBING OF THE HEAD.IT'S NOT A DOGGY ON A DASHBOARD. (full quote)
  I SPUN WITHOUT HURTING ANYONE 2)THAT'S good NEWS. (full quote)
  I SPUN WITHOUT HURTING ANYONE. (full quote)
  (SONG):YOU GOTTA MOVE ON FROM WHAT'S BREAKING your HEART/YOU'LL GET your WINGS AT THE RIGHT TIME/EVEN EAGLES MUST LEARN HOW TO FLY/DON'T LET LIFE PASS YOU BY. (full quote)
  (MIA CONSTANTLY PRESSES PARTITION BUTTON IN LIMO).JOE:PRINCESS,MAY I POINT OUT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PUSH IT,IT WILL STILL GO UP & down THE SAME WAY. (full quote)
  PALLO:IT WAS I WHO OUTTED YOU,SO TO SPEAK.I DON'T MEAN TO IMPLY... (full quote)
  PALLO:IT WAS I WHO OUTTED YOU,DO TO SPEAK.I DON'T MEAN TO IMPLY....JOE:AHEM.PALLO:GRAGINA MERE.BUT NOT FOR money.PALLO HATES money.HE SPITS ON money.WELL,THERE WAS SOME money. (full quote)
  MIA NO LONGER STANDS FOR MISSING IN ACTION. (full quote)
  I DON'T WANNA RUN MY OWN country.I JUST WANNA PASS THE 10th GRADE. (full quote)
  MOM:your GRANDMOTHER CALLED.MIA:WHAT?MOM:THE LIVE ONE,THE ONE WHO LIVES IN GENOVIA,CLARICE.MIA:WOW.THAT'S INTRESTING.SHE'S NEVER CONTACTED US BEFORE.WHAT DID SHE WANT?MOM:SHE'S IN TOWN.SHE WANTS TO HAVE TEA.MIA:TEA?SHE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM EUROPE,AND SHE WANTS TO HAVE ****TEA****? (full quote)
  Hellen:a week a go, mia was a normal kid. Clarisse:No, she had never been nomal. She's born royal! (full quote)
  Mia about the BEach Party: I hope my foot will pop! (full quote)
  Lilly: You being a princess is a kind of a miracle! Mia: what miracle? It's a nightmare! (full quote)
  I am so sick of you telling me what to do. I already get it from my mom and now my grandmom and I don't need it from you! (full quote)
  You know how in the old movies when a girl would get seriously kissed her foot would just kind pop. (full quote)
  You know how in the old movies when a girl would get seriously kissed her foot would just kind of pop. (full quote)
  (Having desert at the fancy dinner) ahhhrrr eeeehh ahh ech oooohhh!! (full quote)
  I'm a, a, princess? SHUT UP!! I beg your pardon, shut up? your majesty, in america it doesn't always meen be quiet, it means gee whiz, golly wholly..... (full quote)
  Mia: hey Micheal, guess what josh bryant just asked me!! Micheal: Can i borrow a comb? (full quote)
  Pick a card pick a card. Mra... mra.. Mra (full quote)
  1.i cant do this im a girl (the girl gym teacher looks at her) 2.what am i a duck (full quote)
  Wow is having the power to affect cahnge, make people listen. how many teenagers h ave that power? What more of a miracle do you want? (full quote)
  thank you for being here today. (full quote)
  goodbye Trolley People!! (full quote)
  You are now walking the line between who you think you are and who you can become. (full quote)
  I'm invisible and I'm wet. (full quote)
  Mr. Robituson: I wrote a chatacter like you once. He was a spy... Joe: I'm not a spy... Mr. R: That's what the character said.... (full quote)
  Clairise: Seems like I don't have an option. Mia: If I have to. Clairisse: BUT I WANT NOT ONE WORD OF THIS, UNTIL *THAT* EVENING, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!?! (full quote)
  Why me? Because you saw me when I was invisible. (full quote)
  I've never put on pantyhose but... It sounds dangerous. (full quote)
  Mia: I know it's a little straighter and shorter... Lily: Weirder! Michael: An attractive weirder. (full quote)
  Mia (to Fat Louie): Louie, you are so lucky you don't know who your parents are. (full quote)
  !. You can call me Joe. 2. Joey? 1. Ha, ha, ha. No Joe. (full quote)
  1.You can call me Joe. 2. Joey? 1. Ha, ha, ha. No Joe. (full quote)
  She has a tower? (full quote)
  Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.... (full quote)
  Queen: I do believe I'm beginning to feel that corndog! (full quote)
  The brave may not live for ever, but the cautious don't live at all> princess diaries (full quote)
  Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all. (full quote)
  Lily: I was stuck with a happy houdini while you were making out with a yachting yahoo. Mia: Those are really great alleterations... Lily: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALLETERATIONS. (full quote)
  1.) now tell me, do you have contacts? 2.) yea, but i don't wear them much 1.) *snap* now, you do 2.)you broke my glasses! 1.) shrug, you broke my brush (full quote)
  (mia):you'll never guess what josh just asked me....(michael):can i borrow a comb? (full quote)
8217 I'll do some labor free. (full quote)
13284 1. Please say something. 2. Well, I wouldn't know what to say. A pictures worth a thousand words and you have TWO pictures. (full quote)
18857 Mia before the beachparty against her mum: Ok, i look like a asperge. Helen: But a very qute asperge. (full quote)
18857 Mia against Clarisse: Grandma, is it customary in Genovia to impress you diner gasts with hermes charps? (full quote)
18857 joe: no doggie on the dassboard! (full quote)
18857 Paolo: Shall I'll tell you a little secret? Mia: Tell me! Paolo: The comcomber does nothing, it's something we make up! (full quote)
18857 Lilly see's Mia's new hairdress: Wow! Who distroyed you! (full quote)
18857 Lilly by seeing Mia's hear: Weirder! Michael: Attractive weirder! (full quote)
20078 i've never riden in a limo, he admitted bitterly to himself as he crossed through the open window. he looked out the bay, the fog looming like his pathetic life before him... i can't believe i won an emmy. (full quote)
20078 1. you may call me Joe 2. Joey? 3. heh heh heh, no. (full quote)
20078 1. you know, you look like shaft. 2. yes. (full quote)
25630 The elegant European didn't stay for tea...but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air. (full quote)
25630 I've never put on pantyhose, but it sounds dangerous. (full quote)
26770 You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie. (full quote)
26770 I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade. (full quote)
26770 1) Amelia, you look so... young. 2) Thank you. And you look so... [long pause] ...clean. (full quote)
30223 A:You broke my glasses! B:You broke my brush. (full quote)
30577 as always this is as good as it's gonna get. (full quote)
42042 I hope you have your first foot-poppin' kiss. (full quote)
MelRose Princess Mia what do you do about pimples?!! (full quote)
ginnyweasley no one can make you inferior without your consent... (full quote)