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Super Troopers - 2001 Movie Quotes


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  Greetings! MACK YOU FUCKER! (full quote)
18231 COPS: Pull over! 1) I'm already pulled over... 2) He's already pulled over, he can't pull over anymore! 3) I'm freakin out man! (full quote)
18231 COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? DRIVER: no COP: How fast do you think you were going? DRIVER: I dunno...64 MPH? COP: 63 MPH DRIVER: Isn't the speed limit 65 MPH COP: Yea (full quote)
18231 Meow...do you know why I pulled you over? (full quote)
  License and registration... CHICKEN FUCKER! (full quote)
19887 It's not so funny meow is it (full quote)
  only you can make a black man blush (full quote)
  unit 91 are you there? unit 91 come in (full quote)
  1. Farva you forgot the coffee 2. oh right....anybody want cream? hmmm no cream.....alright then no cream....dont touch that! thats for rabbit....3. oh look a bar of soap.....2. hahahahaha holy shit i got you good fucker! (full quote)
  Nobody Owns The Water Man, Its Gods Water (full quote)
  The Snausberries taste like snausberries. (full quote)
  License and registration...chicken fucker! (full quote)
  not so funny meow is it? (full quote)
  open bar dudes! (full quote)
21211 Move that gigantic cotton candy!!! God dammit...how's the view from sugar heaven bitch!! (full quote)
  Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man. (full quote)
  Ohhh Shit. I got you good you fucker (full quote)
  who wants cream? No one? alright no cream. (full quote)
  you boys like mexeeco! whooooo hooooooooo! (full quote)
  . . .1 . . .2 . . .3 . . .do eet. (full quote)
  CANDYBARS! (full quote)
  annnnd.....littering; and smokin the reefer! (full quote)
  AM I DRINKING MILK FROM A SAUCER? (full quote)
22376 Thorny: You know fast you were going? Stoner: 65? Thorny: 63. Stoner: Officer, isn't the speed limit 65? Thorny: Yeah..... it is. (full quote)
  Car RAMROD (full quote)
  I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. (full quote)
  Who wants a moustache ride?!?! (full quote)
22337 How about I PUNCH-A-SIZE your face, for FREE! (full quote)
  The Shnozz berries taste like Shnozz berries! (full quote)
  Chief: A guy like you we used to take out back and beat with a rubber hose. Now you get to hide behind your damn unions. Farva: Chief, you know I'm' not a pro-union guy. (full quote)
  do you know how fast you were going? 65? 63. uuuh isnt the speed limit 65? yea it is (full quote)
  Car Ramrod!! Sit down Rando!! Oh I got You good You Fucker!!! I Want a liter of Cola!! It's french for gimme some fuckin cola before i break vous fuckin lip (full quote)
  Do we make liter of cola? (full quote)
  Who wants a ride on the moustache train? (full quote)
  Littering and...? Littering and...? (full quote)
  I'm not laughing meow. Not so funny meow is it? Hurry up meow. what's so funny meow? (full quote)
21211 Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?! (full quote)
  littering and.... littering and..... CANDY BARS! littering and the reefer (full quote)
  who wants cream. no one. all right, no cream (full quote)
  who wants cream. no one. all right, no cream. (full quote)
  The snozberries taste like snozberries! (full quote)
  ...and that's how I got crabs the 2nd time. (full quote)
  it could've been my sixth... or even seventh sense. (full quote)
  Do you know how fast you were going 63 65 But isn't the speed limit 65 yeah i know (full quote)
  Smells like sex in here. (full quote)
  cream? No one? All right, no cream. (full quote)
  cream? No one? All right, no cream.> (full quote)
  CANDYBARS!!!!! (full quote)
  1. Do you know why we really pulled you over? Littering and..littering and 2. Littering and.. 3. Littering and.. 1. Littering and..smokin the reefer..now we're gonna make you boys smoke this whole bag right now 2. Oh God no 1. Oh God yes (full quote)
  I am all that is man! (full quote)
  1.What are you saying, you're gonna light my country music award on fire? 2. No, I'm saying that when my suspension is up, you'd better watch your ass. 1. Oh, so you're gonna light my ass on fire? (full quote)
  Liter is French for give me some fucking cola! (full quote)
  farva: yea, and a...liter of cola.burger punk:I dont think we have litercola. (full quote)
  Oh hell, give me the goddamn bar of soap! ::chomp:: ::spit:: (full quote)
  drop your coat and grab your toes im gunna show you where the wild goose goes. (full quote)
  Littering and, littering and littering and littering and...Littering and smokin' the reefer. (full quote)
  I AM ALL THAT IS MAN! Finish it up rook...no, you're doing it all wrong, you gotta relax the jaws. (full quote)
  Why dont we take viagra and write tickets with rising mega boners? (full quote)
  -Meow? Hell, for 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker -Easy Mac -Licence and registration, chickenfucker!! (full quote)
  the schnozeberries taste like schnozberries (full quote)
  URSULA what the Fuck, theres no TP in the bathroom. What about the one thats on your shoe. What about the one thats on my shoe. In my house my wife knows to keep the TP stocked in the bathroom. Well i'm not your wife. Yeah and if you were my friends i'd take you down a peg or two. (full quote)
  BURGER GUY: Welcome to Dippas may I take your order? FARVA: Yeah, give me a double-bacon cheeseburger BURGER GUY: Double-Bacon Cheeseburger its for a cop FARVA: What the hell is that all about? What ya gonna spit in it now? BURGER GUY: No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good. Don't spit in that cops burger. FARVA: Yeah, thanks. Give me a uh pie uh apple. BURGER GUY: Would you like to dippasize your meal for 25 cents more? FARVA: How bout I punchisize your face-for free? BURGER GUY: I don't want it THORNE: Listen guy, he doesn't want it. BURGER GUY: Right uh beverage? FARVA: Yeah ill have a uh liter of cola BURGER GUY: What? FARVA: A liter of cola! BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola? THORNE: Why dont you just order a large Farva? FARVA: I don't want a large Farva I want a goddamn liter of cola. BURGER GUY: I don't know what that is FARVA: Liter is french for give me some fuckin cola before i rip off your fuckin lips (full quote)
  I just lost a dollar...to myself. (full quote)
  the snozzberries taste like snozberries! (full quote)
  Sorry Grady these boys get that syrup in them they get all antsy in their pantsy (full quote)
  Mother of God... (full quote)
  IT stinks like sex in here (full quote)
  It is time....to stop now......mac.... (full quote)
  That will happen...that will happen (full quote)
  the snozberries taste like snozberries (full quote)
  ILL TAKE A LITER OF COLA: ONE LITER OF COLA, DO WE sell A LITER OF COLA (full quote)
  THESE SHNOZ BERRIES TASTE LIKE SHNOZ BERRIES (full quote)
  Why couldn't they just chug ketchup? (full quote)
  Do I look like a cat to you? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? (full quote)
  -Do you know why i pulled you over? -Littering. -Littering and...? -Littering and...? -Littering and...? -Litering...and smokin' the reefer. -Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and rabbit are gonna watch you three smoke the whole bag. (full quote)
  -ohhh shit, i got you good you fucker! (full quote)
  the snozzberries taste like snozzberries... (full quote)
  Drop the coat and touch your toes...I'm gonna butter your bread... (full quote)
  These snozberries taste like snozberries! (full quote)
  bye for meaow! (full quote)
  Are you selling hotdogs? (full quote)
  Do I look like I'm prancing around all nimbily bimbily? (full quote)
  Farva:Does that look like spit to you? Ramathorn:Yea, Farva:Ah uck it (full quote)
  Farva:Does that look like spit to you? Ramathorn:Yea, Farva:Ah fuck it (full quote)
  1. I'll take a liter a cola. 2. Liter a cola. Do we sell liter cola? 3. Just order a large, Farva. 1. I dont want a large Farva, I want a God damn liter a cola. 2. I dont know what that is! (full quote)
  I am all that is man! (full quote)
  Farva:I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter a cola Burger Kid: Well, I don't know what that is? Farva:Liter is french for gimme a fuckin cola before I break vous fuckin lips!!! (full quote)
  Don't touch my rookie brady. I'll touch you. (full quote)
  only you can make a dark man blush (full quote)
  hey bear fucker! do you need assistance? (full quote)
  hey bear fucker? do you need assistance? (full quote)
  Mother of God......... (full quote)
  License and registration.... Chicken fucker! (full quote)
  Do you have a liter of cola? A what? A liter of COLA...That's french for GET ME SOME FUCKING COLA!!!!!!! (full quote)
  How bout i punchasize your face..for free?? (full quote)
bacher Hey.... Hey you.... Bear fucker! (full quote)
2049 And that was the second time I got crabs (full quote)
2049 It smells like sex in here (full quote)
2049 #1-Who wants a moustache ride? #2-I do, I do! #3-Me too, me too! (full quote)
4619 1)I'm gonna pistol whip the next one of you guys that says shennanigans!!!!! 2)Hey Farva, what's the name of that resturant you like again? 3)Oh, you mean Shennanigans? (full quote)
5110 License and Registration... Chicken Fucker!! (full quote)
5110 I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy. (full quote)
5110 Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?! (full quote)
5110 1: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. 2: It's powdered sugar. 1: The lice hate the sugar. 2: It's delicious. (full quote)
5110 Who wants a mustache ride? (full quote)
5110 1: If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two. 2: If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep. (full quote)
5110 1: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now. 2: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man! (full quote)
5110 It stinks like sex in here! (full quote)
22929 #1: Do you want to play repeat? #2: Do yo want to play repeat? (full quote)
24194 ? No one? All right, no cream.> (full quote)
VandalsPunker656 Shadup Farva (full quote)
VandalsPunker656 1) Ah, well fuck it, I'm about to win a 10 million dollars anyways. 2) And what are you going to do with that 10 million dollars? 1) I'm gonna buy myself a 10 million dollar car 2) Then I'd pull you over. 1) Well I guess I'm gonna give my car wings and fly away! (full quote)
25452 Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Go girlfriend! I'm you're mother! (full quote)
25630 Anybody want any cream? Nobody? Ok, no cream. (full quote)
Marla&Tyler Oh that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Farva! (2)Yeah, boss? (1)You're still on suspension. (full quote)
1ajas (from back seat of car) CAN-DY BARS!! (full quote)
26262 license and registration...chicken fucker (full quote)
turkey Sing it again rookie biatch! (full quote)
turkey 1)Would you like to dimp-a-size you meal for a quarter? 2)Would you like me to punch-a-size your face? for free? (full quote)
  CHICKEN FUCKER! (full quote)
  the snosberries taste like snosberries (full quote)
  liter is french for gimme some fuckin cola (full quote)
  Do I look like a cat to you? Am i jumpin around from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly? Do I drink milk from a saucer? (full quote)
  excuse me bear...bear fucker do you need assistance? (full quote)
  Sing it again rookie BIATCH (full quote)
  THE SCHNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SCHNOZBERRIES!! (full quote)
  hey bear...bear fucker do you need assistance? (full quote)
  Grady) Yes, waiter, I will have 2 tacos and the Enchaladas Platter. Officer) YEAH! I'll have a CHINCHILLA! (Rabbit) I don't get it. Tacos? Chinchillas? Whats with all the Mexican stuff? (Ramathorn) They think I'm Mexican. (Rabbit) youre not mexican? (full quote)
  Littering and Littering and Littering and....... SMOKIN THE REEFER! (full quote)
  Candybars! (full quote)
  chief: rabbit, what did you find out at the weigh station? Rabbit: my cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms (full quote)
  Rookie: it's afganistanimation (full quote)
  (Sniff, Sniff) Stinks like sex in here. (full quote)
  your cells 8x8? ours are 9x9...no big deal (full quote)
  we should have taken him out back and shot him months ago (full quote)
  its powdered sugar...its deliscious (full quote)
  THORNY: Well, maybe next time you guys should pull your heads out of eachothers asses. Foster: Thats easy for you to say, youve got a really small head. (full quote)
  I don't want a large farva, i want a litera cola (full quote)
  You're never going to win with those cute, little bird lips. (full quote)
  Look! That plane has Canadian markings on it! Their takin Afgani grass to Canada- Assholes. No, Rabbit. It's coming in from Canada. Ahh...Canadian grass! Assholes! (full quote)
  COP:As punishment we are going to sit here and watch you smoke this whole bag of weed. STONER:please no (full quote)
  #alright meow hand over your liscence and registration....your registration?# #oh....# #hurry up meow# laughing #is something funny here boy?# #no, no, no# #well then why are you laughin Mr Larry Johnson?...alright meow where were we?# #im sorry are you saying 'meow'# #am i saying meow?# #i thought, i thought...# #don't think boy meow do you know how fast you were going?# laughing #meow wot is so damn funny?# #i could of swore you said 'meow'# #do i look like a cat to you boy? am i jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?# #no,no# #am i drinking milk from a saucer?# #no# #well do you see me eating mice?# laughing #you stop laughing right meow. meow i'm going to have to give you a ticket on this# #but...# #no buts meow thats the law. not so funny meow is it?..........MEOW# (full quote)
  Farv: want to go punch for punch (gets punched in the balls) Farve: should of specified (full quote)
  hui (full quote)
  Do I look like a cat to you? Am i jumpin around all nimbly bimbly like? Am i drinkin any milk from a saucer? Do you see me eatin any MIce?????? (full quote)
  I got you good you fucker! (full quote)
  Sing it Rookie Biootch!! (full quote)
  whats up Charlies Angle! (full quote)
  Meow what is so damn funny. (full quote)
  Yeah, I'll take a liter of Cola. (full quote)
  Yeah, I'll take a liter of Cola. Hey, do we got a liter of cola. a what? Farva just get a large. NO! i want a fucking liter of cola! (full quote)
  Bear- Bear- Bearfucker, do you need assistance? (full quote)
  Mother of God (full quote)
  Anyway...so that's the second time I got crabs. (full quote)
  yah. awesome prank farva. (full quote)
  Say car ramrod! say car ramrod! - i forgot- how'd you forget, i wrote it on the paper! (full quote)
  Its powdered sugar - yes i know - its delicious (full quote)
  go girl friend im your mother (full quote)
  spread it on (full quote)
  Sing it again rookie biotch! (full quote)
  Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, Shenanigans. Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (full quote)
  Mother of God (full quote)
  Well I'll beleive that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. Does it sound that bad when I say that? (full quote)
  Mac:But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Foster:Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Rabbit:Which makes them not shenanigans, at all really. Mac:EVIL SHENANIGANS! Capt:I swear to god i'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans'. Mac:Farva? Whats the name of that restauraunt that you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and mozzerella sticks? Farva:You mean 'Shenanigans'? All guys: OOOOHHHHHH! (handing pistols to capt) (full quote)
  We don't have liter cola. (full quote)
  who wants a mustache ride? (full quote)
  the snozberries taste like snozberries! (full quote)
  come and get it (full quote)
  what in the name that is all holy:: Put the bear down.:: (Bear Moanig) (drunk guys smacks Bear's ass)::(cop)- Bear Fucker! stop where you are (full quote)
  Go to okechobey? She's okey dokey! (full quote)
  Sorry McGrady when these boys get their syrup in the them they get a little antsy in their pantsy. (full quote)
  littering and, littering and, littering, annnd smoking the reefer (full quote)
  License andd registration...chicken fucker!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  License and registration.....CHICKEN FUCKER (full quote)
  the schnazberries taste like schnazberries! (full quote)
  Gimme a literacola i'm sorry? i said gimme a literacola One literacola, do we even have that? I'm sorry sir but i don't know what that means Liter is french for give me some f*cking cola!! (full quote)
  (full quote)
  I won a dollar....from myself! (full quote)
  The snozberrys taste like snozberries. (full quote)
  Who wants a mustache ride? (full quote)
  who wants a moustache ride!!! oh i do, i do (full quote)
  It's powdered sugar. (full quote)
  speeding and.... speeding and..... speeding and.... (full quote)
  He fuckin started it! (full quote)
  the snoz berries taste like snoz berries (full quote)
  Buger punk: litercola, do we have litercola Ramathorne: Just order a large Farva. Farva: I don't want a large farva i want a goddamn liter a cola. buger punk: i don't know what that is sir. Farva: Liter is french for give me a goddamn soda ... (full quote)
  Sit down Rando! (full quote)
  It's Afganistanimation! (full quote)
  i love acid!!! (full quote)
  i love acid!!..... cops. (full quote)
  It stinks of sex in here. (full quote)
  what the shit? (full quote)
  nimbly bimbly from tree to tree (full quote)
  I just lost a buck... To myself! (full quote)
  Farva: Uh, gimme a liter of cola Burger Kid: Liter of cola, do we make liter of cola Thorny: Just order a large, Farva Farva: I don't want a larger Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola (full quote)
  Mack: Our shananigans are cheeky and funny. Thorny: Yeah his shananigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: Which makes them not shananigans at all really. Cheif: I swear to god i'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans. Mack: Hey Farva whats that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean shananigans? group: Awwwwwwwww! (full quote)
  Mack: Our shananigans are cheeky and funny. Thorny: Yeah his shananigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: Which makes them not shananigans at all really. Mack: Eevvilll shananigans! Cheif: I swear to god i'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans. Mack: Hey Farva whats that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean shananigans? group: Awwwwwwwww! (full quote)
  vbecause vwe vwere driving vway too vfast (full quote)
  FARVA: I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola. BURGER PUNK: I don't know what that is. FARVA: Liter is French for give me some fuckin cola before I break your fuckin neck. (full quote)
  Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread (full quote)
  move that gigantic cotton candy (full quote)
  Sorry We got a little distracted doing the repeater THat will happen (full quote)
  Uncle Fred....he's this crazy bird that flys around like a pigeon!! (full quote)
  I dont want a large-farva (full quote)
  She can sue me. (full quote)
  Hey Farva what's the name of the place with all the bullshit on the walls? Shenanigan's? (full quote)
  Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Smoking the reefer (full quote)
  (O'Hagen)*Scottish Accent* Oh I believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. (full quote)
  (O'Hagen)He stangles her then puts her face in pig food? What an asshole. (full quote)
  (O'Hagen) This is my last offer, either you let us in on this investigation or I will embarass you personally. (Grady)-Smug- Oh how embarassed like named in a dream embarassed? (O'Gagen)No no, More like back in '77 when you got caught fucking your cousin embarassed. (full quote)
  (O'Hagen) What are ya sellin Mac? HotDogs? (full quote)
  (Foster) How you doin there Mac? (Mac)-Raspy- GOOD ENOUGH, TO, FUCK yourRR MOTHERRRRRR!!! (full quote)
  (Ramathorn)Ok Arlo go sit on Uncle rabbit's lap. (Rabbit) I don't thank that's a good idea thorny. (full quote)
  ...and that was the second time i got crabs. (full quote)
  Who wants a mustache ride!?!? (full quote)
  Bear....Bearfucker, do you need assistance? (full quote)
  Sorry about the delousing Rod it's standard procedure we use the lye on everybody.. It's powdered sugar. Yes, the lice hate the sugar- It's delicious! (full quote)
  Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. (full quote)
  You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man. (full quote)
  I say lets take viagra and issue tickets with mega huge boners... (full quote)
  rabbit if you say shenanigans one more time im going to shoot you -ok ok...hey favra! whats that resturant that you like to eat at that has all the stuffup on the walls? -Oh, do you mean shenanigans? (full quote)
  foster: (in old woman voice)go look i'll hold... did you see him? oh hes discusting. ursala: he sure is man. foster: i think hes coming back again (goes to the window and dances naked) oh the humanity hes bulgy hes like a moose. ursala:(into voice changer)drop it!! foster: oh god please dont shoot me in naked! ursala: drop you coat and grab your toes im gunna show you where the wild goose goes. foster: oh this cant be happening... ursala HELP!!! ursala: baby in gunna butter your bread. (full quote)
  ...a LiteroCola please (full quote)
  Farva: BULLSHIT!!! (full quote)
  Hey Mac, how do you feel?? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK your MOTHER!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Farva your suspension...... continues (full quote)
  Hey, I got an idea! Let's pop some Viagra and issue tickets with raging mega-huge boners! (full quote)
  Shut up Farva! (full quote)
  what's up Bumdiddlys??...Sing it again, rookie BI-OTCH! (full quote)
5440 Ramathorn: Who wants a moustache ride? German Woman: I want one, I want one. German Man: I do, I do. (full quote)
QuickStopRST Do I look like a cat to you? (full quote)
QuickStopRST CANDYBARS!!! (full quote)
9860 1) You wanna know something else that's funny? In 1974, the great Charlie Rich won the award for Country Musician of the Year. Do you know who he had to hand the award over to in 1975? Mr. Sunshine-on-my-goddamn-Shoulders Denver. 2) No! 1) I'll be damaged if Mr. Rich didn't take out his cigarette lighter and light the award on fire right there in front of everyone. 2) You saying you're going to light my country music award on fire? 1) I'm just saying, when my suspension is up, you better watch your ass. 2) You gonna light my ass on fire? (full quote)
1ajas (1)I'm sayin', I'm sayin', right. If you own the beach property, right? (2)um,hmm. (1)Do you own, like, the sand and the water? (3)Nobody owns the water, God, it's God's water. (full quote)
1ajas You know, if you were my wife I'd massage your feet every night. (full quote)
1ajas She could sue me. Sue me! Sue me! (full quote)
1ajas (1)License and registration. (2)Uh, Officer, I know, that, uh... (1)License and registration please... You know how fast you were going? (2)What? (3)How fast you were going. (2)Uh, sixty-five? (1)Sixty-three (2)Officer, isn't the legal speed limit sixty-five? (1)Yeah, it is. Where you boys headed? (2)Canada. We were going over the border to Canada for some french fries and gravy sir. (4)Protein. (1)Canada, huh? Almost made it. Are you okay? (2)Yeah, sure. (1)Yes, sir? (2)Yes, sir. (1)Now, did you say yes, sir? (3)I think he said yeah, sure. (4)What'd you say man? (2)What I said was yeah, sure. Literally what I said was yeah, sure, sir. (1)So you are okay then. (2)Yes, sir. (1)You smell somethin', Rabbit? (3)(sniff, sniff) Fear. (1)Now hand over that registration. (2)Yes, sir. (2 and four drop the registration and when they sit up, 1 and 3 are gone. (full quote)
1ajas Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my nine and put a plug in that pig's ass. (full quote)
1ajas (policeman stands at pulled over car as another car speeds by) (1)Fuck you! (2)Mother of God. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Unit twenty-three, come in twenty-three. Unit twenty-three, come in twenty-three. Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance? (2)Shut up, Farva. (1)I can be there... (2)Listen, we got the, uh, Miata. We're okay. (1)what about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance? (full quote)
1ajas These snozberries taste like snozberries. (full quote)
1ajas (1)One, two, three.. Do eet! (2)Aw, go girlfriend, I'm your motha', c'mon, Thorny, you're losin' to the rookie. It's embarrassing. C'mon Rabbit, you can do it. Aw, Rabbit, he's killin' you. I got Thorny in front by a lot. (full quote)
1ajas So much of my authority is derived from the power right here. (make kissing sounds) (full quote)
1ajas (1)Ho, ho! I got you good, you fucker! (2)Awesome prank, Farva. (full quote)
1ajas Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?! (full quote)
1ajas (slides across hood of car and falls off) Nice wax job, rook. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Stop slappin' me! (2)Would you stop slappin' my rookie, (name)? (3)I'll slap you! (full quote)
1ajas Get these damn handcuffs off me, Ramathorn! (full quote)
1ajas (1)Alright, c'mon out Rabbit. (Rabbit steps out of locker, covered in shaving cream (2)I'll just go take a shower then. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Hope I don't get brain freeze. (2)Ye-ah, I'm not sure you've got the required equipment. (full quote)
1ajas What are these cells, eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine. No big deal, really. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Unit ninety-one, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle. (2)It does? Oh my God! (1)Very funny, ninety-one. (2)Thank you, radio. (full quote)
1ajas (1)You, uh, wanna do repeat? (2)You wanna do repeat? No, I've been thinking a lot about what the Captain said. Like to play it straight this time, okay? (2)Okay. (1)For (name). (full quote)
26686 [In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. (full quote)
26686 1: Come in unit ninety-one. 2: Go ahead Radio, this is ninety-one. 1: Don't call me Radio, ninety-one. 2: Don't call me ninety-one, Radio! (full quote)
26686 1: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says 'Shenanigans.' 2: Hey [name] what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? 3: You mean Shenanigans? 4: Oooooh!! (full quote)
26686 1: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike? 2: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA! 3: I don't get it. Tacos? 4: They think I'm Mexican. 3: You're not? (full quote)
26686 1: what's this? [playing with a cloth] 2: A shammy cloth. 1: Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a dollar. To myself! (full quote)
26686 [a man appears to be having sex with a bear in the woods] Officer Smy: Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?! (full quote)
toothboy12 1.)Are you gonna arrest us? 2.)No son. We're gonna make you smoke..the whole bag. (full quote)
toothboy12 1)Wh dont you go sit on your uncle's lap? 2)Uhhh, thats not such a good idea (full quote)
toothboy12 License and registration please..... Chickenfucker!!!! (full quote)
toothboy12 Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it. (full quote)
toothboy12 Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, Shenanigans. Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? (full quote)
toothboy12 Officer Smy: Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?! (full quote)
Shaft1076 1. You smell something, Rabbit? 2. Fear. (full quote)
29820 Farva: and uhhhh I want a liter of cola Employee: I don't think we sell liter of cola Other cop: Just order a large, Farva.... Farva: I don't want a large Farva! Liter of Cola is french for give me a fucking cola!!!! (full quote)
29820 ::Cop runs over to the shooting rang with nothing but a metal thing over his balls:: Cop with metal ball protector: Shoot me! ::other cops shoot him in the balls and he falls over:: Other Cop: How are you? Cop with metal ball protector: Good enough to FUCK your MOTHER! (full quote)
29820 in my days we never played it with the rookie...we used blanks..your a dumbmotherfucker (full quote)
29820 yeah ill have a chalupa and a taco-i dont get it-they think im mexican! (full quote)
29926 I don't want a large Farva! I want a goddamned liter of cola! (full quote)
30276 Do you see me hopping around all hibidy-bibity (full quote)
31352 excuse me? do i look like a cat to you? am i jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? am i drinkin milk from a saucer?...boy to you see me eatin mice!? (full quote)
Gretzke99 Liter is french for give me some fucking cola! (full quote)
psychojay C'mon, bite it rook. make him look like a dick. (full quote)
psychojay ...And that was the second time I got crabs. (full quote)
psychojay What are you saying? You're gonna light my country music award on fire? (full quote)
GCDawg65 They can't lump us in with that fucking martian! Yeah, our shananigans are cheeky and fun. His shananigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not really shananigans at all...evil shananigans. I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans. Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? You mean shananigans? You mean shananigans right? OOOHHH! Put those away! (full quote)
35363 They'll call us TEAM RAMROD!!! (full quote)
  Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? (full quote)
  YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! (full quote)
  Lady in blue, comin' through. (full quote)
  one, two, three, DO EET! (full quote)
  I swear to God i'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans. Hey Farva whats that restaurant with you like with the mozzerela sticks. You mean shenanigans. oohh (handing him their guns) (full quote)
  1:I swear to God i'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans. 2:Hey Farva whats that restaurant with you like with the mozzerela sticks. 3:You mean shenanigans.2: oohh (handing him their guns) (full quote)
  I want a god damn liter of cola (full quote)
  Cop: Ursula, what that fuck, there's no tp in the bathroom?! Ursula: What about the the piece stuck to your shoe? Cop: What about the piece stuck to my shoe? Shit! (full quote)
  where are you boys headed? Canada. Almost made it. (full quote)
  dubble-baco cheeseburger, its for a cop (full quote)
  Ursula, you crapped on my heart. (full quote)
  you know these boys, they get that syrup in there systems and they get all ancy in there pantceys.. (full quote)
  (ramathorne)just get a large farvra. (fravra) i dont want a large farvra i want a god damn liter a cola. (burger guy)liter a cola what is that french. (Farvra) yea liter a cola is french for gove me some fucking cola. (full quote)
  And thats the second time i got crabs (full quote)
  cop: 'Where ya headed?' stoner: 'uhh..Canada, we're goin across the border' cop: 'Canada, ay? ..Almost made it.' (full quote)
  too sitcom babe (full quote)
  Cop 1: Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Cop 2: Farvas shenanigans are cruel and mean. Cop 3: Evil shenanigans. Chief: The next person who says shenanigans is going to get pistol whipped. Cop 3: He Farvra, what’s that that place you like with the shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farvra: Oh, you mean Shenanigans? (full quote)
  Littering and...littering and...littering and....smokin the reefer. (full quote)
  Kid: Would you like to supersize your meal for a quarter? Farva: No but would you like me to punch-a-size your face for FREE? (full quote)
  Stoner in the backseat: im freakin out man Rabbit: you are freakin out.. man Thorny: do u wanna know why i pulled u over?.. littering driver: officer thats not ours Stoner in the backseat: CANDYBARS!!!!!! Thorny & Rabbit: LITTERING AND UH.. Littering and uh... Littering uh... driver: Littering and uh.. Thorny: ... smokin the reefer (full quote)
  1. Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten Ten? Starting right meow? All right meow, hand over you license and registration your registration Hurry up meow There something funny here boy? *No, no, no Then why are you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? All right meow, where were we? *I’m sorry, are you saying meow? Am I sayin’ meow? *I…I thought Don’t think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin’? Meow what is so damn funny? *I coulda sworn you said meow Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? *No Am I drinkin’ milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? You stop laughing right meow *Yes sir Meow, I’m gonna haveta give you a ticket on this one *But… No buts meow, that the law Not so funny is it? Meow (full quote)
  Yippie-ky-ay mother fucker! (full quote)
  [In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. (full quote)
  The snozzberries taste like snozzberries....YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!!! (full quote)
  Thorny: See you are doing it all wrong...you gotta open your throat relax the jaw Mac: And don't forget to cup da balls (full quote)
  Oh look, there's a bar of soap in mine. (full quote)
  Littering and,... littering and... littering and... SMOKIN THE REEFER. (full quote)
  And Thats The First Time I got crabs (full quote)
  I don't want a large Farva I want a god damn lideracola (full quote)
  Evil Shenanigans (full quote)
  It stinks like sex in here. (full quote)
  liter of cola (full quote)
  I want a godamn liter of cola! (full quote)
  How are you feeling Mac? good enough to fuck ur motherrrrr! (full quote)
  Do you boys like MEXICO??? (full quote)
  Im freakin out man ..... You are freaking out.......MAN (full quote)
  what's up bone diddlys? (full quote)
  Did I miss the song? Sing it again, rookie beeotch! (full quote)
  Grady:Are you drunk? O`Hagen:Drunk enough to kick your ass. (full quote)
  I'm sober as a bird (full quote)
  Favre: large Fries, and a Liter of Cola Dude: A wha Favre: A liter of Cola Dude: I don't know what that is Farve: A liter of Cola! Thory: Just order a large Farve, Farve: I don't want a fucking large Farve, I want a liter of Cola, Now give me a dam liter of cola Dude: Uh, do we carry Liter0cola? (full quote)
  I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert! (full quote)
  what's up bone diddlies? Did I miss the song? [Mumbling] Sing it again rookie BIOTCH (full quote)
  When those boys get that syrup in them they get all antsy in their pantsy. (full quote)
  LITRE IS FRENCH FOR GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN COLA (full quote)
  How's the view from sugary heaven, bitch?! (full quote)
  O'Hagen; If I don't get some cooperation here I'm going to embarrass you personally. Grady;What, like naked in a dream embarrassed O'Hagen; No, like when you got caught fucking your cousin in '72 embarrassed (full quote)
  Who wants a moustache ride? (full quote)
  It stinks like sex in here. (full quote)
  o'hagan-Desperation is a stinky cologne... (full quote)
  Do you know how fast you were going? - 65? No, 63 - Isnt the speed limit 65 Yep (full quote)
  Ahh you fucker (full quote)
  How about i punch-a-size your face for free (full quote)
  Oh shit I got you good you fucker! (full quote)
  1-You wanna take this one Rod? 2-Hell yeah! 1-I bet you do *slides across car and falls* (full quote)
  Smother me in gravy you big dirty man! (full quote)
  Litre is french for give me some fuckin cola before I break vous fuckin lip! (full quote)
  And that was the second time I got crabs.. (full quote)
  Mac- Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun Thorny- His shenanigans are cruel and tragic Foster- Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really Mac- Evil shenanigans! O'Hagen- I swear to god I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says shenanigans. Mac- Hey Farva, what's the restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls? Farva- Shenanigans? *guys laugh and groan* You're talking about shenanigans right? (full quote)
  -Do you know how fast you were going? -Umm.. 65? -63 -Officer, isn't the speed limit 65? -Yeah.. it is. (full quote)
  I'm freakin out man - You are freakin out.. man. (full quote)
  farva: Say car ramrod! You didn't say it! - thorny: I forgot - farva: I wrote it down - thorny:Oh yeahh.. *rolls his eyes* (full quote)
  Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Well do you see me eatin mice, boy??!! (full quote)
  Thorny: Just order a large, Farva. - Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn literacola! (full quote)
  Okey silly dilly dokey-o, i'm an idiot. (full quote)
  good one Farva.....Better than the shit you pull Mack (full quote)
  Smells like sex in here. (full quote)
  Where are your shoes...What are you the shoe police now....Yes and you owe me twenty laps around the bar.....your black magic only works ont the rookie...Thats brown magic. (full quote)
  Farva: sing it again rookie beotch! (full quote)
  Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? (full quote)
  I don't want a large Farva I want a god damn liter of cola (full quote)
  Captin O'Hagan: If one more person says Shanagins I'm gona shoot them. Mac:Hey Farva?!?!?! Whats that resturant with all the goofy shit on the wall ? Farva: You mean Shanagins. Mac: OOOOOOOOOOO ! (full quote)
  Thatz alotta booze (full quote)
  MOVE THAT GIGANTIC COTTON CANDY (full quote)
  1)Where'd you learn that...drug school? 2) Baby I'm gonna butter your bread! (full quote)
  License and registration please, CHICKEN FUCKER! (full quote)
  Oh I got you good you fucker! (full quote)
  Powdered sugar...The mice dont like the-- I LOVE IT! (full quote)
  1. Yeah, gimme a liter of cola. 2Just get a large, Farva. 3. I don't want a large, Farva, I want a Goddam liter of cola! (full quote)
  call GUINESS (full quote)
  Hey Charlies Angel! (full quote)
  IF YOU DONT KNOW THE QUOTE PROPERLY DONT POST IT!!! MOST OF THESE ARE WRONG!!! (full quote)
  Drop you coat and touch your toes (full quote)
  License and registration Meow? (full quote)
  Ha. Lucky Guess. I just lost a dollar. To Myself (full quote)
  license and registration...chicken fucker!! (full quote)
  Bite the soap man, make him look like a dick - Mac to Rabbit (full quote)
  high Guy #3- The Snozberries taste like Snozberries! (full quote)
  ....And in my day we used blanks. Mac, you're one sick motherfucker. (full quote)
  You wanta dippasize your meal; it's only 25 cents. Farvra: you want me to puchersize your face, for free (full quote)
  Hey. Does this look like spit to you? Ya. Ah FUCK IT. (full quote)
  The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries. (full quote)
  You fucker. i want to fuck you hard, very hard. i fuckin love you very much (full quote)
  -Are you okay? -Yeah.. sure -Yes, sir? -Yes, sir. -Now did you say yes sir? -I think he said yeah sure. -...what'd you say man? -Well what I said was yeah sure but literally what I meant was yeah sure... sir -So you are okay then? -Yes, sir -....You smell somethin, Rabbit? -*sniff sniff* Fear (full quote)
  Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. (full quote)
  The snozberries taste like snozberries (full quote)
  Meow (full quote)
  Rocksferd Bullet-Proofing at its finest - MAC Quit counting your pubes out their 91 - Farva I already told my momma about you - Foster Who wants a mustache ride - Thorny Oh, Im an Asshole - Rabit Ill bebilve that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. - Chief (full quote)
  LeaderCola? Do we have LeaderCola? (full quote)
  rabbit so what you are saying is that youre going to set my country music award on fire? farva no what im saying is when my suspension is up you better watch your ass.. rabbit or you'll light my ass on fire? (full quote)
  Rabbit: see if they have any chocolate bananas, foster.. (full quote)
  Foster: okie-silly-dilly-dokie-o.. I'm an idiot... Mac: yeah thats right (full quote)
  Farva - I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola. Burger Kid - I don't know what that is! Farva - Liter is French, for GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA, BEFORE I BREAK VUS(french) FUCKING LIPS! (full quote)
  Farva - I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola. Burger Kid - I don't know what that is! Farva - Liter is French, for GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA, BEFORE I BREAK VUS(french) FUCKING LIPS! (full quote)
  lisence and registration...yea sure...yes sir?, did you say ya sure or did you say yes sir?..i think he said yea sure...what u say man? well what i really said was yeah sure...sir (full quote)
  yo you must have eaten like 100 dollars worth of weed man,and like 30 dollars worth of shrooms..so im gonbna need that 130 BUCK....whenever u get the chance (full quote)
  oh shit i got you good you fucker! (full quote)
  And that was the second time I got crabs. (full quote)
  where'd you learn that one cheech? drug schoool? (full quote)
  Desperation is a stinky cologne (full quote)
  Yeah, so I had a really good time at that Winnebago fight the other day... (full quote)
  shenanagins? (full quote)
  They think I'm Mexican (full quote)
  hey bear, bear fucker (full quote)
  I don't want a large Farva, I want a Goddamn liter o' cola! (full quote)
  baby, im gonna butter your bread (full quote)
  Urrr, it smells of sex in here. (full quote)
  Hey, does anyone ever check to see if someone has the same quote in here?? Most of these are duplicated…..Unoriginal fuckers!! (full quote)
  Foster: You uh wanna do repeat? Mac: Do YOU wanna do repeat? Foster: Actually I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said. I'd like to play it straight this time, ok? Foster: For O'Hagan. Mac: For O'Hagan. Foster: Good morning, would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration. Gallikinokis: Sure, I was just gonna- Mac: Good monring, would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration. Gallikinokis: Sure, no problem....Is there something wrong officers, cuz, I know I wasn't speedin'. Foster: Why didn't you weigh in? Mac: Yeah-why didn't you weight in? Gallikinokis: Did I miss that weight station? Tell you what, I'll pull into the next one and get weighed up, ok? Foster: What are you pulling back there? Mac: What ARE you pulling back there? Gallikinokis: Well, mostly just soap. I think. Foster/Mac: Why don't we go take a look. Gallikinokis: Listen officers, I'm on a really tight schedule and- Foster: Let's go, mister gall-ik-innn-okis. Mac: What, you heard him...Let's goooo mister.....mister....galli...canoonoo... Gallikinokis: Hop on up. Foster: Oky-silly-illy-dokey-oh, I'm an idiot! Mac: Ye-ah that true. Gallikinokis: Sorry about the light there. I got a flashlight i nthe cab. Foster/Mac: Mr. Gallikinokis! Foster: I should have seen that coming. Mac: I SHOULD have seen that coming- Foster: It is time to stop now mac! Mac: It is? ....time to stop now.....mac? (full quote)
  Chief: what'd you find out at the weigh station? Mack: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms (full quote)
  Chief: We're all in the same boat fellas Mack: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun Thorny: Yeah. I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic Foster: Which makes them not shenanigans at all reallly Mack: Evil shenanigans Chief: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans Mack: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls adn the mozerella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Everyone: Ooooohhh (full quote)
  Chief: I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans. Mack: (pregnant pause) Hey Farva, what's that place you like with all that shit on the walls and the big burgers? Farva: You talking about Shenanigans! Troopers: (holding up pistols) OHHHH! (full quote)
  Cop: Do you Know why I Pulled you over? Teenager: Ummmmm Cop:Littering Teenager:Oh oh yeah Cop: Littering and....Littering and... Cop and Teenager in Unison: Littering and LIttering and Cop: Littering and smoking the reefer (full quote)
  Bend over and touch your toes, i'm going to show you where the wild goose goes! (full quote)
  Tag 'em and bag 'em (full quote)
  1, 2, 3, DO IT! (full quote)
  It's Afghanistanimation (full quote)
  Chief: If you were my son, Mac, i would have smothered you long ago. Mac: smothered me in gravy, you old dirty man! (full quote)
  Chief: We got a 492, repeat, we got a 492 Ramathorn: Hey Farva, you wanna take this one? Farva: Hell yes! Ramathorn: Bet you do! (jumps and slides on car hood) Ramathorn: good wax job Rabbit. (full quote)
  Ramathorn: Hey, hey, hey! Hate to break up the honking convention but we got a 1092. You wanna take this one Rod? Farva: Hell yea!! Ramathorn: Bet you do! (slides on hood) Ramathorn: Nice wax job rook. (full quote)
  Do we look like the two dumbest guys to you? (full quote)
  FARVA: i can say meow,i can say moo for 20 bucks ill call the guy a chicken fucker THORNY: easy rod FARVA:license and registration chicken fucker arrrrrk (full quote)
  Who wants a mustache ride? (full quote)
  In my day the rookie used to get naked. . . BANG! And we used blanks! (full quote)
  Bend Over and grab you toes, I'm going to show you where the wild muskrat goes. (full quote)
  I don't want a large Farva, I want a God Damn Liter a Cola (full quote)
  They think I'm Mexican. You're not Mexican? (full quote)
  where'd you get the Canadian Tuxedo? (full quote)
  afganistanimation (full quote)
  Lucky guess rook. I just lost a buck... To MYSELF! (full quote)
  littering and......... littering and............ littering and...... (full quote)
  Farva: Gimme a liter a cola. Attendent: Literacola? Do we have literacola? Thorny: Just order a large Farva. Farva: I don't want a large Farva I want a God Damn Litera cola. (full quote)
  Sorry about the delousing.......(Favra) Its powdered sugar.....its delicious. (full quote)
  meow (full quote)
  i'll believe that when i turn green and start shooting rainbows out of me ass (full quote)
  i don't want a large farva, i want a god damn liter of cola! (full quote)
7539 Say car Ram-Rod. (full quote)
7539 1.) Oh, look, a bar of soap. (lifting soap out of coffee) 2>) Ooh shit. I got you good, you fucker! (full quote)
13284 1.(over voice alterator) FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER! 2. Wait a minute, this is all a mistake, I'm a police officer! 1. DROP your COAT AND GRAB your TOES! I'm going to show you where the wild goose goes. You don't have these at your station, do you? 2. (over alterator) You don't happen to have a fresh pair of panties available, do you? (full quote)
13284 1. (over microphone) A cheeseburger...it's for a cop. 2. What's that mean? You gonna spit it in now? 1. No, sir. (over speaker) Hold the spit. (full quote)
13284 1. (examines burger) This look like spit to you? 2. Yeah. 1.(shrugs) Ah, fuck it. (full quote)
13284 License and registration...chickenfucker! (bawks like chicken) (full quote)
C5Vette 1)Beverage? 2)Yea i'll have a liter a cola. 1)Liter a cola? Do we make liter a cola? 3)Just order a large Farva. 2)I dont want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter a cola. 1) I dont know what that is. 2) Liter is French for give me some fuckin' cola before I bust your fuckin lip!! (full quote)
36027 Person #1 Where are your shoes? Person #2 What are you, the shoe police? Person #1 I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar Person #2 Black magic only works on the rookie Person #1 That's brown magic (full quote)
36054 i got you be-otch! (full quote)
36369 Mac: Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: Shenanigans? You guys talking about Shenanigans? Troopers: Ooooooooh (holding out pistols) (full quote)
37038 Got you good you fuckers!! (full quote)
37538 you're going to light my country music award on fire? (full quote)
39180 How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch! (full quote)
39180 You see, that's your problem. You gotta relax your jaw. (don't forget to cup the balls). your never gonna win with those thin bird lips you got there. (full quote)
39180 Liter's french for Give me some freaking cola! (full quote)
39180 How ya feeling Mac? Good enough...to fuck....your mother! (full quote)
41409 #1:I'm sayin' like if you own the beach property, do you own like the sand and the water too?#2:Nobody owns the water, it's God's water. (full quote)
41409 #1:You musta eaten like a hundred bucks worth of pot and like thirty bucks worth of shrooms, man. So, uh, I'm gonna need a hundred and thrity bucks, ya know, whenever you get the chance. #2:Fuck Man!! #3:That's not really cool man. (full quote)
41409 #1: You know how fast you were goin'? #2: uh, 65? #1: 63. #2: Officer isn't the speed limit 65? #1: Yes, it is. (full quote)
41409 #1: Pull the vehicle over! #2: I,I, I'm already pulled over. #3: Pull over farther man! #2: I can't pull-sir! I'm already pulled over! #3: He's already pulled over, he can't pull over any farther!!!! (full quote)
41409 #1: I'm freakin' out man! #2: You are freakin' out man. (full quote)
41409 Littering. Littering and smokin' the reefer. (full quote)
41409 You boys like Mexico??-YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH (full quote)
41409 I am all that is man!! (full quote)
41409 #1: Another highway cop? What are you guys multiplying? #2: yeah if they could figure out what hole to stick it in. (full quote)
41409 #1: They think I'm Mexican. #2: You're not? (full quote)
41409 #1: Ohohoho! I got you good fucker! #2: Awesome prank Farva... (full quote)
41409 Stop it right meow! (full quote)
41409 #1: I'm sayin' when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass! #2: Or you'll light my ass on fire? (full quote)
41409 Sounds like ya'll have a hog problem. (full quote)
41409 Ya wanna tell me what bug crawled up your big ass Grady? (full quote)
41409 Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippee girlfriend in her head shop? (full quote)
41409 #1: Here ya go. #2: I hope I don't get a brain freeze. #1: I don't think you have the required equipment. (full quote)
41409 Hey pink stick? Eat it or lose it. (full quote)
41409 It's Afghanistanimation! (full quote)
41409 #1: Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom. #2: What about the piece stuck to your shoe? #1: What sbout the piece stuck to my shoe? SHIT! Ya know, you might get ahead around here if you took the extra effort. #2: I'm sorry did you want me to wipe your ass? (full quote)
41409 #1: you know if you were y wife I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep. #2: Huh-huh, nice try. (full quote)
41409 #1: I told you, I don't touch Highway Hog. #2: Baby, I'm sizzeline. (full quote)
41409 #1: I don't suppose you have a pair of fresh underwear I could borrow? #2: I'm not sure you could fit into my panties. (full quote)
41409 Well I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. (full quote)
41409 Musta been my 6th or even my 7th sense. (full quote)
41409 If we were in New york City, you'd have to pay ten bucks to watch two cops have sex in a cage. (full quote)
41409 Alright assholes, quit talkin' about me. (full quote)
41409 How 'bout we pop a couple Viagra and issue tickets with raging mega huge boners? (full quote)
41409 Car Ramrod. Get it? Car Ramrod? (full quote)
41409 Hey I can say meow. I can say moo. For 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!!!! (full quote)
41409 #1: Gimme a Bouble Bacon Cheeseburger.#2c: Double bacon Cheeseburger, it's for a cop. #1: What the hell's that all about? He gonna spit in it now? #@: Nah, I was jsut tellin' him that so he makes it good. Hold the spit on that cops burger. #1: Yeah thanks. #3: ROGER HOLDIN' THE SPIT! (full quote)
41409 Liter a cola, do we make liter a cola? (full quote)
41409 I'm all highway. (full quote)
41409 #1: Hey Charlie's Angel. #2: Congratulations! You are the 10 Millioneth person to say that to me! (full quote)
41409 #1: heard you got to see Farva naked. #2: yeah it was hard to miss. (full quote)
41409 #1: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.#2: Yeah. i mean his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. #3: Which makes them not shenanigans really at all. #1: Evil shenanigans. #4: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans. #1: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzerella sticks? #5: You mean shenanigans? (full quote)
41991 1: I'm going to pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans! 2: Hey Farva, whats that place you go to with all the goofy shit on the walls? 3: Shenanigans, your talking about shenanigans, right? 2: OHHHH! (full quote)
42228 Well; it's illegal, Burton, I know that! (full quote)
43571 1. Do we have literocola? what's literocola? 2. IT'S FRENCH FOR GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN' COLA! (full quote)
45658 I'll believe that when mi shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert (full quote)
DoOrDoNot So what your saying is, your gonna set my country music award on fire?? (full quote)
Syko Rymez License and registration, Chicken Fucker (full quote)
46557 Whooh, nice Canadain tuxedo denim dan! (full quote)
musica That's my car... That's my girl! (full quote)