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Legally Blonde - 2001 Movie Quotes


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  You bitch! (full quote)
  1: You got into Hravard for Law? 2: What? Like it's hard? (full quote)
  1: You got into Harvard for Law? 2: What? Like it's hard? (full quote)
4182 1. You Look So Beautiful.. 2. So Do You.. (full quote)
4182 Sweetie...Poohbear... (full quote)
4182 1. Poohbear, just get in the car. 2. No. 1. You're gonna ruin your shoes. 2. Uh ok. (full quote)
4182 Elle, it's Amy, I'm having trouble with this whole lipliner thing... (full quote)
4182 Honey, you have to leave this room, it's been like a week! (full quote)
4182 Elle Woods, welcome to Harvard. (full quote)
4182 1. Are you sure? 2. Yes.. 1. Are you willing to stake your life on it? 2. I think so.. 1. What about....his life? 2. I dont know.. 1. Well I recommend knowing before speaking.. (full quote)
  Bad Salad (full quote)
  Oooh that's so cute! There's like a judge and everything! (full quote)
  If I was going to dress like a frigid bitch I wouldn't try and look so constipated! (full quote)
9841 1-And your boyfriends name is? 2-Chuck. Wait-I was confused-Chuck is just a friend 3-You Bitch! (full quote)
9841 Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. (full quote)
9841 The bend and snap! Works every time! (full quote)
  that's cause men are big, fat retards! (full quote)
  Thanks for inviting me girls.....this party is SUPERFUN! (full quote)
3225 1) Don't tap those last season Prada shoes at me, honey 2) They're not last season...*gasp* (full quote)
3225 1) Do you remember those four amazing hours we spent in the hot tup after Winter formal? 2) Yeah 1) This is so much better than that! (full quote)
  so when you said you would always love me...you were just DICKING around? (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. (full quote)
10047 He's ingaged! She's got the6-carrot dimond on her unpolished, bony finger (full quote)
10047 He's ingaged! She's got the 6-carrot dimond on her unpolished, bony finger (full quote)
  And for that matter, all masturbatory emmissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandoment. (full quote)
  1. My lucky scrunchie helped me pass my spanish final. 2.The only reason you passed that final is because you gave Professor Montoy a lap dance. 1. Yeah... luckily... (full quote)
  1)Is she pretty? 2)Well...she's not completely unfortunate looking. (full quote)
  Elle- Girls, i'm going to harvard! Girls- u mean on vaca? lets all go!!!! ROAD TRIP!!!!! (full quote)
  1.nice outfit2.oh i like yours to exceptwhen i dress up as a fritch bitch i try not to look so constapated (full quote)
10549 1:what kind of shoes are these? 2:uh, black. (full quote)
  Oh my god, what are you doing?> Studying for the LSAT's> Oh, my cousin had that, it's where you get a really bad rash on you(hand motion) thingy..> No! the LSAT's a re a test. Girls.. I'm going to Harvard! ? You mean, like on vaca?> Oh my god, let's all go! > Road trip! (full quote)
9841 You look very nice today, Vivian. (full quote)
10820 .....whats ur boyfriends name.. Chuck wait, i missunderstood chuck is just a friend U @$%&* (full quote)
9841 And you button, are none of those things. (full quote)
9841 1- No one's called me a butthole since about the ninth grade. 2-Maybe not to your face (full quote)
9841 1-I've got a package. 2-He's got a package (full quote)
9841 Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure. (full quote)
  are you free? it's an emergency! (full quote)
  Elle: That's great Patricia.. is that ALL the interaction you 2 have had?? Patricia: NO!!.. sometimes I say Okay instead of Fine.... (full quote)
  It's not like normal women to have this ASS!! (full quote)
  Elle:Oh thanx for inviting me girls this party is SUPER FUN! Vivian: Nice costume (laugh)Elle: o thanx i like yours to except when i dress up as a frigid bitch i try not to look so constapated!Vivian:errr shes horrible Vivians friend: youve got the ring honey! (sigh ) (full quote)
  excercise builds endorphines, endorphines make you happy. Happy people just don't go around shooting their husbands (full quote)
  Vivian dumped Warner. Sh and Ele are now bet friends. Emmitt is proposing o Elle - Tonight. (full quote)
  1) I'm just tired of trying to b something that I'm just...that I'm just nt. 2) What ifyou're tring to be somethng that you are? Th hell with callahan. s-stay. (full quote)
  Elle: why didnt u call me? we spend a beautiful night together and then i never hear from you again!? David: um i'm sorry?? Elle: sorry for what? breaking my heart? or for giving me the greatest pleasure i have ever known? David: umm both? Elle: well forget it I've already spent too many hours crying over you! (full quote)
  Warner: So I think its time we...Elle: I do! Warner: break up Elle: your breaking up with me? (full quote)
  Elle, Do you know what happened on Days of our Lives yesterday? (full quote)
  1:Like maybe you could join like a serourity like somewhere! 2:At least if you came to one of our parties(?)the least i would do would be talk to you... 1:Would this be before or after u called me a dike behind my back? 2: i dont use that word, you must have heard it from Vivian!!! (full quote)
  i feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. i object! (full quote)
  Exercise gives you endorphins--endorphins make people happy and happy people just don't shoot their husbands... they just don't. (full quote)
  is that low viscosity rayon?(mmmmhmm) with a half loop stitching on the hem? (mmmhmm) its impossible to have a half loop stitching on low viscosity rayon it would snag the fabric. and you didnt just get that in- i saw it in the june vogue of last year so if you're trying to sell it to me for full price you've got the wrong girl. (full quote)
  i object (full quote)
  i once talked cameron diaz out of buying this ridiculously haneous sweater from fred siegel. whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed (full quote)
  Just last week I saw Camron Diez in Fred Seigal and talked her out of buying a truely heinous angora sweater! Whoever said that orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed! (full quote)
  1:My lucky scrunchie helped me pass spanish. 2:The reason you passed is because you gave Professor Montoy a lap dance after the final. 1:Yeah...luckily... (full quote)
  1:Is she as pretty as you? 2:She could use some mascara and some serious highlights. But shes not completely unfortunate looking. (full quote)
  Elle: TAP TAP TAP Enrique: Don't Es Stomp your little last season Praga shoes at me honey. Elle: These aren't last season...AH Elle: He's gay Enrique is gay. Emmett: What how do you know that? Elle: Gay men know desingers Straight men don't...Warner what kind of shoes are these? Warner: Um....black ones. (full quote)
  !!!bend n snAp!!! (full quote)
  What, Like it's hard? (full quote)
  1. Its pink!! 2. Yeah and its scented, it gives it a little something extra don't you think? (full quote)
  ...maybe you should talk to the cruise director on the Lido deck. (full quote)
  Don't stomp your last season Prada shoes at me honey. (full quote)
  Ahhh the Bend and Snap, works every time. (full quote)
  Callahan- Ms. Woods, you did well today. Elle- Really? Callahan- You're applying for my internship aren't you? Elle- I don't know. Callahan- Well you should. Do you have a resume? Elle- Yes I do. Here it is. Callahan- It's pink! Elle- And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra! Don't you think?...Ok, well see ya next class (She leaves the room). Callahan (to Emmet, who has just walked in)- Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school today.' Emmett- Well, that lapse in judgement aside, I think she's got a lot of potential. Here's the Windham file. Callahan- Smell this. Emmett- (Smells the resume). What's that? Callahan- It's her resume. Emmett- Smells good. (full quote)
  Could I be any more god damn spastic? (full quote)
  1) *gasp* Do you know who this is!?!? (pointing at magazine) 2)No. 1)That's the kind of girl Warner wants to marry. 2)Practically deformed? (full quote)
  your outfit's nice too. But at least when I dress like a fridgid bitch, I try not to look so constipated (full quote)
  I'M ABLE TO REcall HUNDREDS OF IMPORTANT DETAILS AT THE DROP OF A HAT! HEY ELLE DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES YESTURDAY? WHY YES MARGO I DO! ONCE AGAIN WE JOIN HOPE IN THE SEARCH FOR HER IDENTITY AS YOU KNOW SHE HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE EVIL STEFINO! (full quote)
  WHoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed (full quote)
  #1 If you're going to let some stupid prick ruin your life, you're not half the girl i thought you were. (full quote)
  totally look the part! (full quote)
  elle:is this noviscosity rayon? With a half loop top stitching on the hem? saleswoman: uh...of course! It's one of a kind elle:hmmm....it's impossible to use a half loop top stitching on noviscosity rayon, it would snag the fabric. And u didn't just get this in. I saw it in the june Vogue a year ago. So if ur trying to sell it to me for full price, u picked the wrong girl. Margot: ouch. (full quote)
  Elle- Thansk for inviting me girls, this party is super fun Vivian-Like the outfit Elle-Oh, I like yours too, except when I dress up as a fridgid bitch, I try not to look so constipated! (full quote)
  Elle- Now dont worry, everyone will love you (full quote)
  This is gonna be just like senior year except for funner. (full quote)
  GOOD costUME.EXCEPT WHEN I DRESS UP AS A FRIGID BITCH,I TRY NOT TO LOOK SO CONSTIPATED. (full quote)
8034 Why, is it because im too, blonde? (full quote)
8217 OH,Warner...I've waited so long to hear you say that! But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30...I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead. (full quote)
8217 (Warner) Excuse me,are you hear to see me? (Elle) No,silly. I go here! (Warner) You go where? (Elle) Harvard......law school. (Warner) YOU got into Harvard law? (Elle) What? Like it's hard? Oh my gosh Warner, I'm planning this really great mixer...you totally have to help me! I'm thinking like a luoa or a casino night! This is gonna be just like senior year except for better! (full quote)
8217 (Elle) Are you free? It's an emergency. (Paulette) Bad day? (Elle) You can't even imagine. (full quote)
8217 Are you sure this Warner guy is,like,THE one? (full quote)
8217 I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be. (full quote)
8217 (Elle): That's great,Paulette. Is this the only interaction you two have ever had? (Paulette): No, sometimes I say good instead of fine. (full quote)
8217 Oh how cute! There's like a judge and everything! LOOK,JURY PEOPLE!!!!!!!! VOTE FOR ELLE! (full quote)
8217 Oh,how cute! There's like a judge and everything!! Look,Jury people! VOTE FOR ELLE!!!!! (full quote)
8217 Do you think it's acceptable that miss woods is not prepared? **No.......I don't**...Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class and to return only when she is prepared?**absolutely** (full quote)
8217 The law is reason free from passion....Does anyone know who spoke those immortal words? *Aristotle* Are you sure? *Yes* Would you be willing to stake your life on it? *I think so* (Taps guy on head) What about his life? *I don't know. Well, I suggest knowing before speaking. The law leaves much room for interpretation but very little for self doubt......and you were right..........it was aristotle. (girl whispers)*good job* (full quote)
8217 Oh my god.....What are you doing? *studying for the LSATS* (whispers) My cousin had that....apparently you get a really bad rash on your........*The LSATS are an exam. Girls, I'm going to Harvard!* Like on Vacay? (both scream) ROAD TRIP!!!!!! *No, I'm going to Harvard Law School....* Why? Elle,Now I know you're upset about all this,but can't you just take a perkisit? *OK, once Warner sees me as a serious law student.....he'll totally want me back! It's a completely brilliant plan!!* Well then,you'll be needing this.*your scrunchie?* My lucky scrunchie! It helped me pass Spanish....(other girl) You passed Spanish because you gave professor Montoya a lap dance after finals! Yah.......LUCKILY!*smiles* (full quote)
10053 And your boyfriend's name is...? (full quote)
10053 Exercise produces endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands (full quote)
10053 She told me I look like Britney Spears! Why would she say that if she doesn't like me? (full quote)
10224 Yeah, and all I have are stretch marks and a fat ass. (full quote)
10224 1.) He's still scratching his head. 2.) Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls. (full quote)
10428 Bend and snap (full quote)
11298 1-Oh look, the Bend and Snap, Works every time. (full quote)
11298 1-So your breaking up with me because i'm too,Blonde?! 2-No,no thats not entirely true. 1-What,My boobs are too big?! 2-No, your boobs are fine.(whisper) 1-So hen you said you would always love me you were just dicking around?! 2-I do love you but i just can't marry you.You have no idea the pressure i am under.My family has five generations of senators.My brothers at the top 3 at Yale law, and he just got engaged to a vanderbelt for christ sake. 1-(crying) 2-Bad Salad....Sweety, Pooh Bear 1-Uhh! 2-It's not like i have a choice here, sweetheart.Ok you just get the car, i'll get the check. 3-i wont be having salad. (full quote)
11298 1-So your breaking up with me because i'm too,Blonde?! 2-No,no thats not entirely true. 1-What,My boobs are too big?! 2-No, your boobs are fine.(whisper) 1-So when you said you would always love me you were just dicking around?! 2-I do love you but i just can't marry you.You have no idea the pressure i am under.My family has five generations of senators.My brothers at the top 3 at Yale law, and he just got engaged to a vanderbelt for christ sake. 1-(crying) 2-Bad Salad....Sweety, Pooh Bear 1-Uhh! 2-It's not like i have a choice here, sweetheart.Ok you just get the car, i'll get the check. 3-i wont be having salad. (full quote)
11298 Me!Yes (full quote)
11298 1-i was getting liposuction.(low whisper) 2-huh? 1-i was getting liposuction.(whisper) 2-what? 1-I was getting liposuction! 2-(gasp) No! (full quote)
11313 I'm taking the dog... Dumbass! (full quote)
12052 Me?! OK....Hi, I'm Elle Woods...and this is Bruiser Woods. And we're both Gemini vegetarians. I have a bachelor's degree for fashion merchandising at CULA. And I am a zeta lambda nu sweetheart. President of my sorority delta nu. And last year, I was homecoming queen. (pause). Oh! Two weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz at a Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink, was seriously disturbed. (full quote)
12052 I'll never be good enough for you, am i? (full quote)
12052 Just because I'm not a Vanderbilt suddenly I'm white trash?? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt. (full quote)
12052 Oh my gosh, Warner. I'm planning this great mixer you totally have to help me. I'm thinking like a luau, or a casino night. This is gonna be just like senior year except for funner! (full quote)
12927 Once i talked Cameron Diaz out of buying this haneous sweater from Fred Siegel's, whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed (full quote)
12927 I object! (full quote)
12927 Why am i always such a god damn spastic? (full quote)
13183 Don't tap those last-season Prada shoes at me honey. (full quote)
14404 Elle: So you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me?... Everybody likes me! (full quote)
14404 Elle: So... how are you? You look so... Orange. (full quote)
14800 There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic. (full quote)
14800 (1) If I want to be a senator I need someone serious! (2) But I'm seriously in love with you! (full quote)
14800 He's engaged! She's got the 6 carat diamond on her bony unpolished finger! (full quote)
14800 (1) Everybody likes me! (2) People are different on the East Coast! (full quote)
14910 (She meets Warner in Harvard) Oh, hi! You go here too? (full quote)
15782 elle- warner, remember when we spent those four AMAZING hours in the hot tub after winter formal? warner- ya uh no elle- THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER! vivan- FOUR hours?! (full quote)
17064 Vivian- Nice outfit *laughs* Ele- Aww I like yours too, 'cept when I dress up as a friggy bitch I try not to look so constipated (full quote)
17209 I like your outfit too. Except when I try to dress as a frigid bitch.... I try not to look so constipated. (full quote)
18617 Elle-So your breaking up with me because im to....BLONDE! (full quote)
18617 Warner- poohbear, just get in the car Elle- no Warner- your gonna ruin your shoes Elle- eh... ok (full quote)
  So what has this Vivian got that you don't? Three tits? (full quote)
  I haven't really met the girl, but I hear she can be quite the little bitch. (full quote)
  1.) Oh Warner, remember those 4 amazing hours we spent in the hot tub after winter formal? 2.) Yeaaaa..uh no. 1.) This is so much better than that! (full quote)
  1.) Gasp! This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry! This is what I have to become to win back Warner!! 2.) What?? Practically deformed?? (full quote)
  I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I? (full quote)
  If you're going to let one prick ruin your life...you're not the girl I thought you were. (full quote)
  It has just come to my attention the that maintence staff is switching our toliet paper from Charmin to generic. All of those opposed to chaffing, please say aye. (full quote)
  **Whistle** I object! (full quote)
  Could I have been anymore goddam spastic?? (full quote)
  If your going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, your not the girl I thought you were (full quote)
  Elle: Are you free? It's an emergency. Paulette: Bad day? Elle: You can't even imagine! Paulette: Spill! Elle: I worked so hard to get into law school, I blew off great grades to study for the L.S.A.T.'s, all to get my boyfriend Warrner back and now he's engagged to this awful girl Vivian and I just wish. . I just wish I had never gone to Hearvard! (full quote)
  Exercise gives you endorphins... Endorphins make you happy... Happy people just don't shoot their husbands... They just don't! (full quote)
  1. your scrunchie? 2. My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish. 3. You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final. 4. Yeah luckily... (full quote)
  You're breaking up with me because I'm too....blonde! (full quote)
  I'll Show you how valuable Elle Woods can be!!! (full quote)
  Elle's mom- Honey you were 1st runner up at the Miss Hawaiian Tropics contest.. why are you going to throw that all away? Elle- going to Harvard is the only way im going to get the love of my life back Elle's dad- Honey you dont need law school law shool's for people who are boring and ugly and ...serious and you button are none of those things. (full quote)
  Elle's mom- Honey you were 1st runner up at the Miss Hawaiian Tropics contest.. why are you going to throw that all away? Elle- going to Harvard is the only way im going to get the love of my life back Elle's dad- Honey you dont need law school law shool's for people who are boring and ugly and ...serious and you button are none of those things. (full quote)
  ...And for the Past 18 months i've been (weird eye brow movement) de-worming orfans in Somalia (full quote)
  He's engaged, she's got the 6-carrot harry winstin on her bony unpoliched finger (full quote)
  I forgot to tell you! I got BANGS! My hair's so now. (full quote)
  Elle to Emmet: You're really being a butt head (full quote)
  don't estomp your little last season prada shoes at me honey (full quote)
  he's engaged, she's got the 6 karot harry winston on her boney unpolished finger (full quote)
  oh i like your costume too, but when i dress up like a frigid bitch i try not look so constipated (full quote)
  it's not like normal women can have this ass (full quote)
  LIAR! (full quote)
  she had 8 grilled cheese sandwhiches, just stuffed um in her mouth (full quote)
  i believe the witness has made it clear, she was in the shower (full quote)
  you broke his nose? (oh my snap was all over the place elle) don't worry my girlfriend serina once barfed on a guy during the blair witch project and they ended up dating for three months (full quote)
  she was sitting by the pool, topless, while the latin boy handed her a drink (full quote)
  he did leave a cher tape in the pool house once (full quote)
  what, practicly deformed? (full quote)
  harvard wont be impressed that you aced the history of poka dots (full quote)
  i once had to judege a tighty whitey contest for lamda kappa pi, trust me i can handel anything (full quote)
  all those opposed to chaffing say i (i) (full quote)
  The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known! (full quote)
  IS SHE AS PRETTY AS YOU ARE? WELL... SHE COULD USE SOME MASCARA AND SOME SERIOUSE highLIGHTS BUT SHES NOT THAT UNFORTUNATE LOOKING (full quote)
  hi my name is elle woods and this is bruser woods we are both gemini vegitarians i have a 4.0 from c.u.l.a fashion merchandising (full quote)
  IT MEANS I'M TAKING THE DOG DUMB ASS!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  is this like an rsvp thing? no it's like a smart ppl thing! (full quote)
  Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy. Happy people dont shoot their husbands...they just don't. (full quote)
  law is reason free from passion (full quote)
  I'm takin' the dawwwg dumbass! (full quote)
  Well, don't you look like a walking felony? (full quote)
  BLONDES R DUMB HOES AND SUK COCKS ALL DAY LONG!!! (full quote)
  1. I need someone serious. 2. But I am seriously in love with you, isn't that enough? (full quote)
  Oh, I like your costum too, except when i dress like a fridged bitch, i try not to look so constipated (full quote)
  Last week, i saw Fred Segal, and i stopped cameron diaz from buying this REALLY hanus angora sweater...whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!(class stares) what? (full quote)
  Exercise gives you endorphines. Endorphines make you happy. Happy people don't just kill their husbands...they just don't. (full quote)
  1. Girls, I'm going to Harvard! 2. You mean like on vacay? Let's all go! ROAD TRIP!! (full quote)
  You got an A because you gave the professor a lap dance. Yeah, luckily. (full quote)
  Hi my name is Elle Woods and this is my dog Bruser Woods,We are both Gemini Vegiterians (full quote)
  He's Ingaged! She's got the 6-carrot Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger. (full quote)
  Ohh it's so cute! There's like a judge and everything! Vote for Elle! (full quote)
  whoever said orange was the new pink is seriously disturbed! (full quote)
  you must always have faith in people..and most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself (full quote)
  don't stomp your little last season prada shoes at me hunny (full quote)
  Elle Woods: Oh my god, did you see that, he's probably still scratching his head! Beauty Sallon friend: Yeah which would be a nice vacation for his balls! (full quote)
  Elle: Oh my god, did you see that, he's probably still scratching his head! Paulette: Yeah which would be a nice vacation for his balls! (full quote)
  i'm sure there's more to life than being really, really good looking. (full quote)
  i didn't kill my wife. (full quote)
  but you had time to hid the gun didnt you chutny after you shot your father! (full quote)
  you know you're really being a butthead! (full quote)
  you look like the 4th of july...mmm..makes me want a hotdog reall bad!!! (full quote)
  1. Nice outfit. 2. Thanks. I like yours too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated. (full quote)
  im just a highschool dropout with stretch marks and a fat ass! (full quote)
  Vivian: I like your costume! Elle: I like yours too, except when i dress up as a frigid bitch i try to look a little less constipated! (full quote)
  Oh my god the bend and snap works every time (full quote)
  Vivian-I like your outfit Elle- thanks. i like yours to except when i dress up like a frigid bitch i try not 2 look so constapated Vivian-~*gasp*~ (full quote)
  Its gonna be just like senior year except for FUNNER! (full quote)
  what does she have that you don't?.......3 tits? (full quote)
  emmet-no ones called me a butthead since the ninth grade. elle-yeah maybe not to your face. (full quote)
  You're breaking up with me because I'm too...blonde? (full quote)
  No one's called mme a butthead since like, 9th grade (full quote)
  1- What? your dumping me because im too... BLONDE? 2- No... no... 1- Then what? My boobs are too big? 2- no no honey your boobs are just fine... (full quote)
  Bend and snap (full quote)
  My name is David Kidney. I have a masters in Russian Literature, a Ph. D. in Bio-Chemistry aaaaaaaaaand.......... for the last eighteen months I've been aaaaa..... DEWORMING ORPHANS IN SOMALIA. (full quote)
  I'm taking the dog. DUMBASS!!!! (full quote)
  brooke-You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong! elle-Never! brooke-I just like to watch him clean the filter! elle-I believe in you brooke! (full quote)
  You look like the fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog reaaalll baaaadd! (full quote)
  sp:did u see this dress, we just got it in?elle:is the lovesgosedy rayon? sp: yes elle: with a hlaf flip stich on the end? sp:of course, its one of a kind. elle: its impossible to use a half flip stich on lovesgosedy rayon ... it would snag the fabric, and u did just get it in...i saw it in the june catolouge a year ago. so if ur trying to sell this to me for full price ... u picked the wrong girl. girls : ouch! (full quote)
  don't tap your last season prada shoes at me honey (full quote)
  He's ingaged! She's got the6-carrot dimond on her unpolished, bony finger Thats misquoted its...He's ingaged! She's got the 6-carrot henry winston on her unpolished, bony finger (full quote)
  2 weeks ago, I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Seagul and talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed! (full quote)
  1.Did you see this one? We just got it in yesturday. 2. Oooh is this low viscosity rayon? 1. Uh, yes, ofcourse. 2. With a half loop top stiching on the hem? 1. Absolutely, it's one of a kind. 2. Hum. It's impossible to use a half loop top stiching on low viscosity rayon, it would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in, I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. If you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you picked the wrong girl. (full quote)
  #1- HI! My name is David Kidney. I have a masters in russian literature, a phd in biochemistry AND for the last eighteen months i've been deworming orphans in somalia...#2..cool..#3 hey how ya doin im enid wexler! I graduated from Berkelely with a masters in womens studies emphasis on the history of COM-BAT!and last year i single-handedly organized the march for lesbians against drunk driving...#2..killer..#4 Aaron Mitchell..graduated first in my class from Princeton, and have an IQ of 187. and it has been said that Stephen Hawkins stole his brief history of time...from my 4th grade paper. #2..wow..#5 ME? hi my name is elle woods and this is bruiser woods. We're both gemini vegetarians. I have a bachelors degree in fashion and merchandising from CULA, i was a zeta lam denu sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year..i was homecoming queen..oh and two weeks ago i saw cameron diaz at fred segal and talked her out of buying this truly haneous angora sweater..whoever said orange was the new pink..was seriously disturbed! (full quote)
  it's not like she'd fed-ex a 6 carat diamond (full quote)
  dont tap your little last season prada shoes at me HONEY! (full quote)
  #1.come on poohbear, get in the car.#2.no!#3.your gonna ruin your shoes!#4.oh, fine. (full quote)
  And here I am, a middle aged highschool drop out.... with stretch marks and a fat ass. (full quote)
  OH MY GOD! That's SO cute! there's like a judge and EVERYTHING! and jury people... VOTE FOR ELLE!! (full quote)
  Elle: had you ever gotten a perm before? Chutney: Yes. Elle: how many would you say? Chutney: 2 a year since I was 12. Elle: a girl in my sorority, Tracy marcinko, got a perm once; we all tried to talk her out of it. Curls weren’t a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure. But thankfully later that day she entered the lamda kappa pi wet t-shirt contest where she got completely hosed down from head to toe. Lawyer: objection. Why is this relevant? Elle: oh I have a point you honour, I promise. Judge: than make it. Elle: ms woods, why was it that Tracy marcinko's curls were ruined when she got hosed down? Chutney: because they got wet. Elle: exactly, because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wash your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thyglocilate? Chutney: uuuhh...ye Elle: and wouldn't someone who's had say thirty perms in there life be well aware of this rule? And if infact you weren't washing your hair, which I suspect you weren't as your curls are still in tact, wouldn't you7 have heard the gun shot? And if you had heard the gunshot, Mrs Windom wouldn’t have had time to hide the gun before you got down stairs. Which would mean you would have had to have found Mrs Windom with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn't that right? Chutney: she's my age, did she tell you that? Elle: you however chutney had time to hide the gun, after you shot (full quote)
  Elle: exactly, because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wash your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thyglocilate? Chutney: uuuhh...ye Elle: and wouldn't someone who's had say thirty perms in there life be well aware of this rule? And if infact you weren't washing your hair, which I suspect you weren't as your curls are still in tact, wouldn't you7 have heard the gun shot? And if you had heard the gunshot, Mrs Windom wouldn’t have had time to hide the gun before you got down stairs. Which would mean you would have had to have found Mrs Windom with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn't that right? Chutney: she's my age, did she tell you that? Elle: you however chutney had time to hide the gun, after you shot your father. Chutney: I didn't mean to shoot him. I thought it was YOU (pointing at brook). Elle:ohhhhhhhh (full quote)
  Don't stomp those last season prada shoes at me honie! (full quote)
  oops i think i drooped something i need to pick up (full quote)
  Booke exercised. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't. (full quote)
  Oh and last week I saw Cameron Diaz in Fred Segal, whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously distubed! (full quote)
  Whoever said orange was the new pink, was seriously distured! (full quote)
  Could I be any more goddamn SPAZTIC?! (full quote)
  Hi my name is Elle Woods and this Bruiser Woods, we are both gemini vegetarians........I got my bachelors degree at cwla, President of my soririty Delta Nu and I was homocoming queen..........oh and last week I saw Cameron Diaz @ Fred Siegal buying this haneous angura sweater.......whoever said orange was the new pink was seriouly mistaken. (full quote)
  1)Girls...I'm going to harvard. 2) You mean like on vaca? 3)Let's all go! 1&2)Road trip!!!! (full quote)
  WHAT? Practically de-foermed? (full quote)
  Elle: Look at me Paulette, all they see is big boobs and blonde hair. No one's ever going to take ME seriously. (full quote)
  But I'm seriously in love with you...isn't that enough? (full quote)
  1) sniffs Elle's resemay passes it ova - it's scented 2) and it's pink 1) gives it something don't you think (full quote)
  Elle in restaurant crying sounds like a pig snorting, everybody is staring at the couple. 2) anounces - bad salad (full quote)
  Elle in restaurant crying sounds like a pig snorting, everybody is staring at the couple. 2) anounces - bad salad (full quote)
  elle: and do you know what... subject matter durestiction is? collete's horrible ex: hu elle: tell him collette pause collete: i'm taking the dog.... dumbass (full quote)
  collete: i didn't even get to throw him a birthday party elle: NO! (full quote)
  elle: i'm sorry but i seem to be missing my social events calender (full quote)
  lydia is better looking than elle (full quote)
  isnt it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that your forbiden to wash your hair for atleast 24 after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the amonium thygolocolate? and wouldnt someone whos had say 30 perms in their life be well aware of this rule? (full quote)
  Endorphines make you happy, happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't! (full quote)
  There is nothing that I love more than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic. (full quote)
  oh was that before you voted against me and called me a dyke behind my back? i don't used that word..u must have heard it from vivian. (full quote)
8217 (Elle)They're not last season!*gasps* (full quote)
8217 That's touching,Elle. But we need an alibi. (full quote)
8217 Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't! (full quote)
8217 Why am I always so goddammn spastic? (full quote)
8217 Alright,ummm a little less bend, a little more snap. (full quote)
14628 She could use some mascara - and some serious highlights- but she's not completely unfortunate looking. (full quote)
14628 I can't understand why you're totally disregarding your signature color! (full quote)
14628 You look so...orange! (full quote)
14628 I've already lost my husband! I'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation! (full quote)
14628 Oh Warner, I've waited so long to hear you say that - but if I'm gonna be partner in a law firm by the time I'm thirty, I'm gonna need a boyfriend that's not such a complete bonehead! (full quote)
14800 (1)You're one of my lawyers? (2)Kind of... (1)Thank God one of you has brains! (full quote)
19184 Vivian: Nice costume. Elle: You too. Except that when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try to look a little less constipated. (full quote)
19275 Elle: No, silly. I go here. Warner: You go... where? Elle: Harvard. Law School? Warner: You got into Harvard Law? Elle: What, like it's hard? (full quote)
19417 Elle: thanks for inviting me girls, this party is superfun! Vivian: Nice outfit! Elle: oh thanks, i like your outfit too. only when i dress up as a frigid bitch, i try not to look so constipated. (full quote)
19417 Elle's friends: (upon seeing her with books in her lap) what are you doing? Elle: i'm studying for the LSATS. Friend 1: my cousin had that once, apparently you get a really bad rash on your...(points downward). E: the LSATs aren't a disease, silly, they're a test. Girls, im going to harvard! F: you mean like on vacay? let's all go! ROAD TRIP!! E: no, girls, i'm going to harvard law school! (full quote)
19417 Margot: well, you're gonna need this. Elle: your scrunchie? M: my lucky scrunchie. it helped me pass spanish. Other friend: you passed spanish because you gave professor montoya a lap dance after the final. M: yeah...luckily. (full quote)
19862 If your going to let one stupid prick ruing your career than your not the girl I thought you were (full quote)
19862 If your going to let one stupid prick ruin your career than your not the girl I thoght you were (full quote)
22140 I worked so hard to get in to law school (full quote)
23438 Elle: I love that restaurant! Oh, I heard Madonna went into labor there, gosh I have to go shopping… (full quote)
23438 Elle: What, just because I’m not a Vanderbelt, suddenly I’m white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling! I think most people would agree that’s a lot better than some sticky old Vanderbelt. (full quote)
23438 Elle: Oh my God! (points to a picture in a magazine) Do you know who this is? Old Woman: No. Elle: That’s Warner’s older brother! Old Woman: (confused) Who? Elle: (reads) Third year Yale law student, patenting bows, Huntington the third, and his fiancé: Lane Walker Vanderbelt. First year, Yale Law, (hushes) this is the type of girl that Warner wants to marry! This is what I need to become to be serious! Old Woman: (looks at the picture) What? Practically deformed? (full quote)
23438 Mrs. Woods: (after hearing Elle wants to go to law school) Honey, you were first runner up at the Miss Hawaiian Tropica contest. Why are you going to throw that all away? (full quote)
23438 Mr. Woods: (to Elle) Oh sweetheart, you don’t need to go to law school. Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly and serious. And you button, are none of those things. (full quote)
23438 Elle: I’m going to Harvard Law School! Margo: Why? Serena: Elle, Elle, I know your upset about all this, but can’t you just take a Percocet? (full quote)
23438 Elle: I’m able to recall hundreds of details at the drop of a hat. Margo: Hey, Elle, Do you know what happened on Days of Our Lives yesterday? Elle: Why yes, Margo, I do. Once again we join Hope in the search of her identity. As we know she’s been brainwashed by the evil Stefano. (full quote)
23438 Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. (someone wolf whistles, and Elle turns around) I object! (full quote)
23438 Warner: YOU got into Harvard Law? Elle: What, like it’s hard? (full quote)
23438 Paulette: I mean, what’s a girl to do? He’s a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. And I’m a middle-aged high school dropout, who’s got stretch marks and a fat ass. (full quote)
23438 Paulette: So what’s this Vivian got that you don’t have.. three tits? (full quote)
23438 Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head. Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation from his balls! (full quote)
23438 Brooke: You know a Delta-Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong. Elle: Never! Brooke: (innocently) I just like watching him clean the filter. (full quote)
vanilla The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo Girl would have known! (full quote)
26900 I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be. (full quote)
Livvy She has the 6 carat Harry Winston on her boney unpolished finger. (full quote)
27182 1)Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date? 2)Yes. 1)Where? 2)A restaurant out of town where no one could recognize us. 1)How long have you been sleeping with Brooke? 2)3 months. 1)Thank you. No more questions. 2)No, I'm sorry, I was confused, I thought you said friend. Chuck is just a friend. 3)You bitch! (full quote)
29820 you have to help me plan this really great clam bake and mixer...this year is gunna be just like old times...except for FUNNER! ~~~~~~ WARNER?!! ~~~~~~~~~ i feel free to use legal jargon in every day conversation...I OBJECT! (full quote)
33530 I'm just a man who knows what he wants. -Proffesor callahan (full quote)
34680 (TV soap opera playing in the background): But I love you! Elle: LIAR!!! (full quote)
34680 Girl: So was that before or after you called me a dike and voted against me? Elle: I don't use that word. You must have heard it from Vivian. (full quote)
34992 1)(W/ a heavy accent) Don't eh stomp your last season Prada shoes at me, honey. 2)These aren't last season. (full quote)
35337 Exercise gives you endorphins....endorphins make you happy.....and happy people just dont shoot their husbands! (full quote)
36627 Hey Malibu Barbie where's the beach? (full quote)
36627 1.- Now you're discraminating against brunettes? 2.- Why not? I'm discriminated as blonde! (full quote)
36627 Congratulation class of 2004... WE DID IT!!!!! (full quote)
  Elle: Brooke exercised. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just dont! (full quote)
  2 weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz (full quote)
  On our very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle, The law is reason free from passion. Well...no offense to Aristotle, but in my 3 years at Harvard I have come to find that passion is a key ingredient to the study and practice of law...and of life. It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world. Remembering that first impressions are not always correct...You must always have faith in people, but, most importantly, you must always have faith...in yourself. Congratulations, Class of 2004!! WE DID IT!! (full quote)
  I'M GOING TO HARVARD. lIKE ON VACA? ROAD TRIP! (full quote)
  It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world. Remembering that first impressions are not always correct. You must always have faith in people and most importantly you must always have faith in yourself. (full quote)
  Whoever said orange was the new pink, was seriously disturbed. (full quote)
  Going to Harvard is the only way im gonna get the love of my life back! (full quote)
  Honey you don't need law school, law school is for people who boring and ugly and serious...and you button are none of those things. (full quote)
  #1: You broke his nose?!?! #2: Oh, Elle, my snap was all over the place! (full quote)
  1:He said I have a really high metrabol-metrab 2:metabolism. 1:oh my god what are you doing? 3:I'm studying for the LSATs 2:my cousin had that, apparently you get a really bad rash on your -. (full quote)
  1:You look like a walking felony. 2: oh! thank you, you're so sweet. (full quote)
  1:whats a girl to do? he's a guy, who followed his pecker to greener pastures. and I'm a middle-aged high school dropout whose got stretch marks and a fat ass. 2:That's Terrible. 1: so whats this Vivian girl got that you dont have, three tits? (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) You know, you're really being a butthead. 2) What? I don't think anyone's called me a butthead since like the ninth grade. 1) (quietly) Well, maybe not to your face. (full quote)
40905 1.Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head. 2.Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
(full quote)
44782 what does she got that you don't have, THREE TITS? (full quote)
moviemaster Exercise makes endorphin. Endorphin make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't (full quote)
chaparrita1121 Excercise gives your endorphins, endorphins make you happy, happy people just don´t shoot their husbands..... they just don´t (full quote)