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Evolution - 2001 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
9562 Fruit basket for general Woodman! (full quote)
8042 Great googamooger! (full quote)
  I swear to God! I will NEVER shoplift again!!! (full quote)
  Give back my friend you giant sphincter (full quote)
circelli17 Let's shampoo us some aliens. (full quote)
cadence I would have rocked your world. (full quote)
11998 I'm no scientist, but how many cells are in a single celled organism? (full quote)
11998 I'm no scientist, but how many cells are in a single-celled organsim? (full quote)
12665 I think we've already established that Ca Caw and Tookie Tookie doesn't work. (full quote)
12153 (1) If you were an alien in a shopping mall, where would you be? (2) Lingerie. (1) Not you. The alien. (2) Lingerie. (full quote)
  Don't you ever tell anyone where I've been (full quote)
12835 Despite all the warnings, she was smoking in bed and fell asleep. Bad move. (full quote)
12835 God gave you two god damn hands for a reason! (full quote)
  I know the USGS looks good on my resume', but am I really growing as a person? (full quote)
13004 1) Nice underware. 2) Gaterbelt? At a day function? (full quote)
13004 1) You remember protocol, don't you? 2) Yeah, I got some protocol right here for you, Russel, come and get it! (full quote)
13004 They called it...the Kane Madness. (full quote)
13807 There's always time for lubrication (full quote)
10110 THERE'S A FLY IN MY SUIT!! THERE'S A FLY IN MY SUIT!! (full quote)
10110 1) Is there anything I can get you? 2) Some ice-cream. 1) What flavour would you like? 2) Any damn flavour, it's for my ass. (full quote)
16984 Take the leg! Take the leg! (full quote)
  You are so beautiful, to me... I'm gonna shoot him. No, stand back, Harry. I'll take care of this one myself. (full quote)
  You are so beautiful, to me... I'm gonna shoot him. No, stand back, Harry. I'll take care of this one myself. (full quote)
19220 I'm no biologist, but how many cells do one-celled organisms have? (full quote)
  moz altof it's a boy (full quote)
  I think he's gone to giver her some of that Kane Madness. (full quote)
  wayne i think we have established that cha-cha and tookie tookie don't work (full quote)
  play that funkie music white boy... (full quote)
  wait i seen this movie the black dude dies first (full quote)
  That's like a big loogy!! (full quote)
  stand back harry im gonna shoot him (full quote)
  1: No sex? 2: No time for sex. 3: Bummer. (full quote)
  anybody got a can of raid?? (full quote)
  it's in meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  1: Aw cool. Snag one. 2: Snag one? 1: Yeah snag one and put it in the bucket. 2: No I've seen this movie the black dude dies first. You snag one. (full quote)
  (1) so what do you take fellas? light meat or dark? (2) you have to ask? (full quote)
  i think he's giving her a bit of the cane madness. (full quote)
  That's a muffin you like to butter, a rump you like to roast. (full quote)
19580 Man! You shoulda seen the size of that thing he put in you! It was this big! You took it like a man! (full quote)
19580 Sing! Sing! Rub some funk on it! (full quote)
  what is that fire truck doing out there? it looks like it's about to perform a giant enema!! (full quote)
  have you ever used one of these before? )holding a gun0 Just b/c i'm a school teacher doesn't make me a pussy! (full quote)
  ewww..it's like a big lougie! mosaltof!! it's a boy! (full quote)
  hehe haha toki toki! ZOLESSA (full quote)
  1) I'll get the lubricant! 2) There's no time for lubricant! 3) There's always time for lubricant! 2) We might have to take the leg 3) Dont take the leg! Ira don't let them take the leg! 2) It's moving up! 3) Take the leg take the leg!! (full quote)
  1)She's just an ice queen in need of a good humping...IRRAAA IRRRA 2) Stop it that's disturbing 1) I'm not doing anything...IRRRA IRRRA (full quote)
  1) I need some ice cream 2) Ok what flavor? 1) Doesn't matter, it's for my ass.... (full quote)
  Ready for lunch or have you already eatin? (full quote)
  Their Aliens (full quote)
  JUST A second!...bitch... (full quote)
  are you sure you can handle this all on your lonesome (full quote)
  I see you've been warming my seat, now I'll need a pair of spy goggles and a hot chocolate! (full quote)
  Blue Monkey! Blue Monkey! (full quote)
  1)What were you doing?2)What do you mean?1)You're partner could've been killed.2)I know,but we discovered this,I thought this could've been my project,it was like they were resting in my hands.1)What about me?2)You're nice.1)I thought I was a humorless ice queen in desperate need of good humping.2)You HEARD that? (full quote)
  I ought to send the whole jacked up bunch of you to prison. Not the state prison with the cushy jump suits. The federal prison...with the crotch spiders! (full quote)
  nasty (full quote)
  Harry, we have no time for you to pretend like you know what you're talking about (full quote)
  The bastard won't even talk to me.-Dr. Reed Well you did call him an asshole.-Ira (full quote)
  THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBE! (full quote)
  don't snap at me ira, unless you want an angry solid gold dancer on your hands. (full quote)
  (1) were not going to bend over and take this!(2) (mooning) (full quote)
  We've established that ca-caw ca-caw and tookie tookie don't work. (full quote)
3225 mahseltov its a boy! (full quote)
3225 No I'm just an ice queen in need of a good humping (full quote)
5240 1. You're a member of the USGS? 2. Signed up over the internet. 1. What, you were on some cheerleading site and it accidently linked you over to the USGS site? 2. Something like that. (full quote)
5240 1. They took the rock, the samples, all the little wormy critters. 2. All the data is gone, they cleaned us out. 1. I'm calling the cops! 2. The cops? They ARE the cops! (full quote)
5240 1. Let me ask you something, how come you get to be a colonel and I'm just a private? 2. I WAS a colonel. 1. Yeah, you obviously served your country with distinction! (full quote)
clarkins 1. I'll get the lubricant. 2. There's no time for lubricant. 3. There's always time for lubricant. (full quote)
clarkins 1. I'd like an ice cream please. 2. What flavor. 3. It doesn't matter, it's for my ass. (full quote)
clarkins keeping my seat warm for me? I'll have a hot chocolate and a pair of spyglasses. (full quote)
8487 1) DON'T TAKE THE LEG!!! 2) (to another doctor) Now it's heading for his testicles! 1) TAKE THE LEG! TAKE THE LEG! (full quote)
8487 1) Is there anything I can do for you? 2) I'd like some ice cream. 1) OK, what flavor ice cream do you want. 2) It doesn't matter. It's for my ass. (full quote)
8487 Wayne, I think we've established that 'caw-caw, caw-caw' and 'tookie-tookie' don't work. (full quote)
13284 1.(disgusted) Man! Now I'm a Hawaiian warrior? You know I'm thinking seriously about moving, maybe down to California. 2. You mean over the fireman exam? Big deal, you flunked out, you know how many times I failed in life? A ton. (full quote)
13284 1. Watch it now, take it easy, that's my baby.(men turn over trashed car) Come on, be careful! Who's gonna pay me the damage to my damn car? 2. Son, I tell you we don't do that, it's force majure. 1. Force majure my ass! That car's a '73 Buick Riv! (full quote)
13284 (takes a peek in lens) 1. There are single-celled organisms in here. 2. (laughs) Yes, I know. 1. But they weren't there before. 2. So they snuck in! 1. There was no sneaking in, it's amazing, as if they're evolving, it's Evolution. 2. They're growing! Nobel, here we come. 1. Yeah, but it's 200 million years worth in just a few hours. 2.(winks) That's fast. (full quote)
13284 1. Hey, Ira, look at that backside, theater in the round, that's the trunk space you want in a late model car. Who does that remind you of? 2. Dr. Reed?! 1. Bullseye! (full quote)
13284 1. There's an old abandoned mine half a click south of here. We could go into the cave through there. 2. Half a click, what are you, in Vietnam? (full quote)
13284 1. The red markings on the map is the growth of the alien ecosystem outside the contained area. Unless we do something immediately, we will lose Glen Canyon in three days, in a week, the rest of Arizona, then the entire Southwest. In two months, the United States officially belongs to them and we're extinct. (full quote)
13284 1. Wayne, what's this? (holds up towel) 2. That would be an all-cotton towel, sir. 1. It's a DAMP towel, Wayne, what the hell is a damp towel doing on my chaise? 2 Let me take care of this for you. 1. Well, you better, because you're the pool manager and if there's anyone who knows about the dampness on my chair, it's you. (full quote)
13284 It's hard to believe that a single biology professor making in excess of $17,500 a year found time to grade all your exams but a single shocking anomaly had been made, pretty much of you all got A's. (full quote)
13284 1. Mr. Kane, there seems to be a mistake here, see me and my brother both got a C minus on our reports. 2. C minus, me too! 3. Allow me to share something with the whole class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems, both entitled Cells Are Bad with both just one paragraph.(reads aloud) Cells Are Bad, my uncle lives in a cell, it's ten feet by twelve and he has to read the same old boring magazine everyday. The End. (full quote)
19580 Great flaming whore balls! (full quote)
Marla&Tyler 1)Wait. . How do you two know that? You don't know anything! 2) Haven't you noticed how shinny and flake free our hair is? (full quote)
Marla&Tyler WHOA! I ALMOST WEN'T down ON THAT ONE! (full quote)
1ajas Despite all the warnings, she was smokin' in bed and fell asleep. Bad move. (full quote)
1ajas (1)What? Were you on some cheerleader site and you accidentally got linked to the USGS site? (2)Somethin' like that. (full quote)
1ajas (1)No sex? (2)No time for sex. (3)Bummer. (full quote)
1ajas All those girls in the photos are... over eighteen. (full quote)
1ajas Yeah, I got some protocol for you, Russell (full quote)
1ajas I seen this movie. The black dude dies first. (full quote)
1ajas A guy got killed at my country club last night. A real douchebag. But that doesn't make it right. (full quote)
1ajas Wayne Gray. Took some uh, chemistry in high school. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Half a click? what are you, in Vietnam? (2)Hey, I'm diggin' this. Work with me baby, work with me. (full quote)
1ajas (1)We didn't know you were coming to see the show. (2)You damn well better make it a good one, Sergeant. (1)That's General. (2)Not if you screw this up. (full quote)
1ajas Let's shampoo us some aliens. (full quote)
shelldog 1) you know how to use one of these things? 2) just 'cause i'm a scientist doesn't mean i'm a pussy. (full quote)
shelldog i don't care if we melt this state down to beaded glass... (full quote)
28783 NASTY! (full quote)
toothboy12 -The rock is bleeding.Have you ever seen a rock bleed before? -Umm, rocks are not supposed to bleed. (full quote)
brilo211 OH Ira...IRA(humping the air) (full quote)
30916 Wayne Gray, took some chemistry in high school... (full quote)
30916 Wayne Gray, tok some chemistry in high school (full quote)
30929 Great googa-mooga! (full quote)
33944 1/_Allow me to share something with the entire class.... Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled *Cells are Bad* and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory.... Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end Although my standards are nowhere where they used to be I could not bring myself to put A's atop those beauties.... sorry guys 2/_ That's ok 3/_ ok (full quote)
33944 Pull your horns in there, boys! Nobody's dropping an H-bomb in the middle of my beloved state! (full quote)
33944 Liar Liar Pants On Fire! (full quote)
33944 1/_I would've rocked your world. 2/_You already have (full quote)
33944 1/_If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be? 2/_Lingerie 1/_Not you, the bird. 2/_Lingerie (full quote)
33944 [Tagline] Have a nice end of the world (full quote)
34821 1) So, do they give the Nobel Prize out in yearly payments or is it just one lump sum, like the lottery? 2) Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 1) Oh, I'm not getting ahead of myself. I'm very concerned about the potential tax consequences. (full quote)
34821 1) Ira Kane, head of the science department, Glen Canyon Community College. 2) Harry Block, United States Geological Survey. 3) Wayne Grey. I took some chemistry in high school. (full quote)
49087 How Many cells Do single celled Organisms Have? (full quote)