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House of 1000 Corpses - 2001 Movie Quotes

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25676 Boy I bet you'd stick your head in a fire if I told you you could see hell, meanwhile you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singin' 'holy miss moly, got me a live one!' (full quote)
  Oh I remember now... Dr.Satan God damn it everybody got ta know about Dr. Satan. You know what I'm gonna do for you boy, I'm gonna do you a favor... I'm gonna let you meet the old bastard. You see it's all true, the boogiman is real, and you found him. (full quote)
  I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy, now tell me... Who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy... I'm the one who beats ya when your bad... And I'm the one who loves ya, when your FUCKING DEAD! (full quote)
  Huntin Humans Aint Nuttin But Nuttin, they all run like scared little rabbits, Run Rabbit Run, Run Rabbit, RUN RABBIT!, RUN RABBIT!, RUN RABBIT RUN!!! RUN RABBIT!!!! (full quote)
  Guy: I'm going to count to ten and I want you to hand over all the cash or I'll wipe your mom all over the state line. One! Capt Spaulding: Fuck your momma! Guy: Two! Capt Spaulding: Fuck your sista! Guy: Three! Capt Spaulding: Fuck your grandma! Guy: Fuck it!(he gets shot at and falls) Capt Spaulding: Most of all, fuck you!! *bang bang bang* ...Goddammit. Motherfucker got blood all over my favorite clown suit. (full quote)
  I'm gonna cut your fucking tits off and shove 'em down your throat!! (full quote)
  DOCTER SATAN!!!!!! (full quote)
  That goddamned motherfucker got blood all over my good clown suit! (full quote)
29060 This is the house, you get what you give. (full quote)
29060 This is the house, you get what you give. (full quote)
  EAT your MOMS PUSSY! (full quote)
  life and death are meaningless, and pain is god (full quote)
  Tiny fucked a stump (full quote)
  Why? You ask? Why, is not the question? How? Now that is a question worth examining. How could I being born of such a, uh? Conventional style, an arrive leader of rebellion, an escapist from a conformist world descent to find happiness only in which that cannot be explained. I have brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds ARE DOING ME NO GOOD!!!! My brain is frozen, locked. I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick incrustation’s dying on the surface. Oh Christ, fuck it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 here's your complimentary fried chicken (full quote)
  Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever (full quote)
35766 Shew shew said the maiden!!!! (full quote)
35766 Whoa...need those to see... (full quote)
MovieMan31 Let me ask you somethin'. How come you askin so many jack assy questions? (full quote)
MovieMan31 Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Children of all ages, you are about to enter the world of darkness, a world where life and death is meaningless and pain is God! (full quote)
MovieMan31 We stopped for gas at someplace called Captain Spauldings (full quote)
MovieMan31 1) Holy crap! You've got to see this place! It's boss! 2) How boss? 1) Really fuckin boss 2) Like wake up the chicks and break out the camera boss? 1) Hell yeah! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit (full quote)
MovieMan31 Shoo shoo said the maiden. Come maiden said the rabbit, sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch (full quote)
MovieMan31 Thanks for comin'to Red Hot Pussy Liquor! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Well I don't rightly know (full quote)
MovieMan31 listen you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit I'm tryin to work here! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Bodies come and go, but (he holds up his hands) this blood is forever (full quote)
MovieMan31 Let's see if the nut who runs this place can help us (full quote)
MovieMan31 Alright! Don't get all True Grit on my ass! (full quote)
MovieMan31 They wanted to play Nancy Drew with this local legend called Doctor Satan (full quote)
MovieMan31 You'd think these son of a bitches would have a yard sale wouldn't ya? (full quote)
MovieMan31 These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick em up on the wall (full quote)
MovieMan31 You sure are silly for a guy with glasses. I like that. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Okay now everybody put on your masks. We can't very well eat our desserts with our everyday faces exposed can we? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1) I was fixin' to trade it with Jackie Cobb. 2) That retard that always hangs out at Molly's fruit stand? 1) Yeah 2) You know for the life of me I can't understand why you hang out with that asshole 1) He's one horny retard 2) Well hell ain't they all? All they wanna do is eat and fuck (full quote)
MovieMan31 He's been puttin that pencil someplace other than his eyeball (full quote)
MovieMan31 You bust that crapper and I'll bust your ass! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1) Don't move or I'll blast a hole in you the size of a Kansas City watermelon through your ugly ass Bozo face 2) What the fuck is that supposed to mean? (full quote)
  Why dont you take yout momma home some fried chicken so I don't have to shove my boot all up in your ass! (full quote)
  If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart. (full quote)
  BILL sipping his drink...Mmmmm, this is tasty. BABY scoops out some marshmallow with her finger...Ain't the only thing tasty in this house. (full quote)
  well you can shit ten bricks for all i care! (full quote)
  Bill feel me am I made of money? (full quote)
  I'm Qualsnarg of the Crab Nebula but you humans can call me Jerry. (full quote)
  oh doctor satan oh doctor satan (full quote)
  He's all lickin' and chompin' on her pussy. (full quote)
  We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean? (full quote)
  Great story Goober (full quote)
  Ya'll think us folk from the country's all funny-like dont'cha?tallyho ma, saddle up the mule, slide me some bricks, I's got to get me some education a-hydr-hydr.. you asshole!!! (full quote)
10929 S. Quentin Quale. (full quote)
23586 Tiny ain't even got a bicycle! (full quote)
23586 Spaulding: I don't drive cross-country. Bill: But supposing for a minute if you did. Spaulding: But I don't. (full quote)
cecilie Ya'll think us folk from the country's all funny-like dont'cha?tallyho ma, saddle up the mule, slide me some bricks, I's got to get me some education a-hydr-hydr.. you asshole!!! (full quote)