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Heist - 2001 Movie Quotes


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  My mother fucker is so cool, when he goes to sleep, the sheep count him. (full quote)
10929 She could talk her way out of a sunburn. (full quote)
10929 He's so cool that when he goes to sleep, the sheep count him. (full quote)
22328 My motherfucker is so cool; when sheep go to sleep, they count him... (full quote)
10929 You know why the chicken crossed the road? Because the road crossed the chicken. (full quote)
10929 Nothing made me a criminal. I am a criminal. (full quote)
10929 I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton. (full quote)
10929 Well, I tried to imagine a fellow smarter than myself. Then I tried to think, what would he do? (full quote)
10929 Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. (full quote)
10929 You're just too hip to be happy. (full quote)
10929 Nobody lives forever. (full quote)
10929 I wouldn't even tie my shoes without a backup plan. (full quote)
10929 She can talk her way out of a sunburn. (full quote)
10929 -Don't you want to hear my last words? -I just did. (full quote)
10929 I hate do do anything as dramatic as count the three. But one, two, three. (full quote)
10929 Well, I tried to imagine a fellow smarter than myself. Then I tried to think what he'd do? (full quote)
10929 He isn't gonna shoot me. Then he hadn't oughta point a gun at me. It's insincere. (full quote)
10929 It's a shame. You know what we didn't actually get to do the thing. The swiss job. It's a beautiful plan. (full quote)
10929 Cute as a pail full of kittens. (full quote)
10929 what are you, the social service lady? (full quote)
10929 Nice day for the race. (full quote)
10929 -what's that lady see in you, anyway? -I'm very resilient. -So's Gumby. -I've got a better profile. (full quote)
10929 -Nobody lives forever. -Frank Sinatra gave it a shot. (full quote)
10929 -Nobody lives forever. -Yeah, but you're going to spend the rest of your life with me. Right now. (full quote)
10929 You want to play the dozens? Huh? Here we go. There was an error at the hospital, you died at birth. your turn. (full quote)
10929 --what do I want? I want you to do the other thing! --You screw me on Wednesday, you screw me on Friday. I've gotta go, I've got my face on a cereal box. (full quote)
10929 --You going somewhere? --what are you, the social service lady? --You thinking of going somewhere? --You come to take the baby back? (full quote)
10929 --This other thing, the Swiss thing. If I was a publisher I'd publish the plans. --Why don't you publish the plans? --Yeah. No, I said that's what I would do if I was a publisher. Unfortunately, I'm a thief so I have to do that thing. (full quote)
10929 --OK, you want to wrap it up? Or do you want to stand around here and try to gues my real name? --What is your real name? --Rumpelstiltskin. --What was it before you changed it? (full quote)
10929 Oh my, oh my. Go sell chocolates, you Heidi-motherfuckers, go sell cukoo clocks, we got your gold! (full quote)
10929 --Why should we believe her? Why the fuck did he send her here? --I Think she came to me on her own. (full quote)
10929 --Hey, buddy. You forgot your change. --Makes the world go round. (full quote)
10929 --What's that? --gold. --Some people say love. --Well, they're right, too. It is love. Love of gold. (full quote)
  My motherfucker's so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him. (full quote)
10929 --Sometimes adrenaline gives people the shakes. Some might think it's precarious, so maybe you'd want to pray about it. --I'm not a religious man. --There's nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always carried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet. (full quote)
10929 --Where's my wife? --Let me tell you something about your girl, Joe. She's a whore. (full quote)
10929 --You should have popped the girl. --Well, you should have been there. (full quote)
10929 --Looks like gold. --That's cause I gilded it. (full quote)
10929 --Take it easy, baby. That stuff'll rot your stomach lining. --Yeah, but I get to drink it first. (full quote)
10929 --Up early or up late? --Not up at all until I get some of this in me. (full quote)
  I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even THINKING about pissing on cotton. (full quote)
1760 -Aint you a piece of work... -Yeh I came all the way from china in a matchbox -Fill up her fucking drink she seems to enjoy it! (full quote)
1760 Nobody lives forever. Frank Sinatra gave it a shot. (full quote)
1760 -Nice day for the race. -What race is that? -The Human race, kids growing up, hope for the future... -Get in the fucking car! (full quote)
10929 --what are you waiting for? --Four cappriccinos. (full quote)
10929 Hey, buddy. You forgot your change. (full quote)
10929 There has been an explosion. Pick up the phone and dial 911. (full quote)
10929 18. 36. 7. Pound. (full quote)
10929 Find the security tape. (full quote)
10929 It's shaped like an arrow. Freccia means arrow. (full quote)
10929 --I'd have liked to build him that boat. --Walk away from it. (full quote)
10929 Stay in the shadows. (full quote)
10929 --Plan a good getaway, you can steal Ebbets Field. --Ebbets Field is gone. --What'd I tell you? (full quote)
10929 We got a firm date on the Swiss thing. (full quote)
10929 Chuck! You got a phone call. It's Mr. Smith at the office. (full quote)
10929 You got no job without me! (full quote)
10929 --They found the car. --what car? --The station wagon. The cops found it. (full quote)
10929 The job is on the clipboard. (full quote)
10929 We have a report of a possible explosive device on board. (full quote)
10929 --You put milk in, it lessens the chance of stomach distress. --I can't be worrying about every little thing. (full quote)
10929 --I hear it's nice down there in the sun --Is that where I'm going? (full quote)
10929 Wherever it is, brother...Don't come back. (full quote)
10929 I worked my whole life. Why should I give him the benefit of a lifetime of knowledge? (full quote)
10929 Ain't you a piece of work? (full quote)
10929 Nobody can hear what you don't say. (full quote)
10929 I'm an attorney...could I have your name? I'm gonna have your job. (full quote)
10929 Joe, you're burned. (full quote)
10929 Hell of a thing! (full quote)
10929 --You hotwalked that dude all day. --I went to a good school. (full quote)
10929 I need the date for next month's shipment and the name of a freight forwarder. (full quote)
10929 I go with the gold. (full quote)
10929 --Nothing like a good plan, Joe? --I wouldn't even tie my shoes without a backup plan. (full quote)
10929 --what happened? --Clean up the mess. (full quote)
44823 #1: So, this Joe, is he cool? #2: My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him. (full quote)
44823 #1: Cute plan, though. #2: Cute as a Chinese baby. (full quote)