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Good Morning Vietnam - 1987 Movie Quotes


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  I love the smell of napalm in the morning!!!!!! (full quote)
13158 GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! Its 0600 what’s the 0 stand for 0-my God its early probably to early for being that loud but oh well.. (full quote)
13202 Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.! (full quote)
12538 sir, shouldn't we keep the VP's PC on the QT,cos if it leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA and we would all end up out on KP. (full quote)
12538 sir, you are in more dire need of a blowjob then any white man in history. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) 'Comedy?' No, this is not comedy. Comedy is funny, hysterical-type things. 2) 'Hysterical-type things?' Requesting you to elaborate, sir. 1) Antics, dammit! Comedy of error, like the Keystone cops falling down. General wackiness like that. 2) Falling down? That's a sight-gag. How would anyone see you fall down on the radio, sir? (full quote)
  I saw my whole life ppassng by, and it wasn't even interesting. (full quote)
19071 Here's a news flash. Today, President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically says that his daughters cannot ride in a convertible on public highways. (full quote)
19071 Hey! We're back. Those last few minutes of silence were Marcel Marceau's latest hit single Walking in the Wind. (full quote)
19071 He reminds me a lot of Donna Reed. Especially around the eyes. (full quote)
19071 1) You'd better stay cool. You'd better not be involved in anything. You'd better not even come within range of anything that happens. Or your ass is grass and I'm a lawn mower. Am I being fairly clear? 2) Yes sir. 1) SIR?! DO YOU SEE ANYTHING ON THIS UNIFORM INDICATING AND OFFICER?! (pointing at rank insignia) WHAT DOES THREE UP AND THREE down MEAN TO YOU, AIRMAN? 2) End of an inning? 3) (pause) Sgt. Major. Now you get the hell out of here right now! (full quote)
19071 Mantovani?! That's what they play for insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs! (full quote)
19071 Excuse me sir, but, seeing as the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we put the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put on KP. (full quote)
Gary Gnu 1. We're going to go out in the field right now. Hello, what's your name? 2. MY NAME IS BOB RIVERS! 1. Where are stationed, Bob? 2. I'M IN ARTILLERY! 1. Well, can we play something for you? 2. ANYTHING! JUST PLAY IT LOUD O.K.? (full quote)
25147 Again we've got our friend from military intelligence. Can you tell us what you've found out about the enemy since you've been here? We found out that we can't find them. They're out there, and we're having a major difficulty in finding the enemy. Well, what do you use to look for them? Well, we ask people, 'Are you the enemy?' And whoever says yes, we shoot them. (full quote)
  The hottest thing is my shorts, it's so hot you cook in 'em. A little 'crotch-pot' cooking. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Seein' as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the VC on the QT cause if it leaks in the VC we could end up an MIA and then we'd all be put on KP. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Originally wanted Bob Hope. But, it turns out he won't come. #2- Why not? #3- He doesn't play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir. (full quote)
Marvin Acme It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie. (full quote)
12353 Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead mans balls. I have no idea what that means, but it seems very negative to me. (full quote)
  Come on guys. We can't kick out the gooks. 'Cause then we'd have to kick out the spooks, the kikes, whops, the chinks and then there'd be nothing left in here but a couple of brain-dead rednecks. Now who wants that? (full quote)
  - Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man, and a decent man. - Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize a Sinai. Why I wouldn't buy an apple from the son-of-a-bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend (full quote)
33945 --- Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man, and a decent man. --- Bullshit! I know Nixon personally.... He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize a Sinai. Why I wouldn't buy an apple from the son-of-a-bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend (full quote)
  Thank you for that lovely tune, that funky music will drive us to the dawn, let's go, let's boogaloo till we puke (full quote)
10929 Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. (full quote)
10929 baby please don't go. (full quote)
10929 Don't worry baby. (full quote)
10929 I get around. (full quote)
10929 Dream on little dreamer. (full quote)
10929 In the midnight hour. (full quote)
44723 Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot. I said it's so damn hot I saw one of the little orange guys just bust into flames. (full quote)
33944 Weather for today? Hot! damn hot, real hot, hot & wet! That's ok if you're with a lady but it's terrible if you're in the jungle! (full quote)
33944 You're in more dire need of a blow-job than any man on the face of this earth (full quote)
33944 1/_Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man, and a decent man. 2/_Bullshit!_I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son-of-a-bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend (full quote)
13284 Great, I've been in Saigon for five months and my best friend turns out to be a VC terrorist. (shouting)THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME! (full quote)
13284 You know, it wouldn't kill you folks to salute me once in a while. (full quote)
13284 (laughing) AND if you DO, and if you DO! (full quote)
13284 (over tape) 1. That's very interesting, Nixon, and moving on, how would you describe your testicles? 2. They are soft, shallow, with no use of purpose whatsoever. (full quote)
13284 The men want him back! I want him back! REINstate the man! (full quote)
  i like the smell of napalm in the morning (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- What does three up and three down mean to you, airman? #2- End of an inning? (full quote)
Marvin Acme It isn't easy to find a Vietnamese man named 'Charlie.' They're all named Nguyen, or Tran, or... (full quote)
Marvin Acme It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie. They're all named Nguyen, or Tran, or... (full quote)
Marvin Acme I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of #@ behind him that would fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the sob, and I consider him a good, close, personal friend. (full quote)
baholowka The weather out there is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy weather. A pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. (full quote)
rmdoka And if you do (full quote)