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Sweet Home Alabama - 2001 Movie Quotes


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  Why do you want to marry me?...So I can kiss you any time I want!! (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle (1)Why do you want to marry me? (2)So I can kiss you whenever I want. (full quote)
  Why do you want to marry me? ... So I can kiss you whenever I want.. (full quote)
  1) can i help you? 2) yah you can get your stubborn ass down ehre and give me a divorce. 1) are you shittin me? 2) i never fully understood that saying, but no i am not SHITTING you (full quote)
  You can't have roots and wings. (full quote)
24766 Look at you, you have a baby!...In a bar! (full quote)
24766 1)Can he swim? 2)Doesn't look like it. (full quote)
24766 1)Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce. 2)Are you shittin' me? 1)I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not SHITTING you. (full quote)
24766 The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity yankee bitch and I'd like nothing more than to piss you off!! (full quote)
24766 1)You know for something you've been holding onto for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go. 2)I can't control her, anymore than I can control the weather. (full quote)
24766 The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, all of it, and I never really got it back. (full quote)
  ...I mean you dont find your soul mate when youre ten, right? Whats the fun in that? (full quote)
  Do you know...mo? (full quote)
23990 Nobody finds their soulmate when their 10 years old, where's the fun in that? (full quote)
  my mind and my heart were telling me different things (full quote)
24547 1: You must be Jake's hot date. 2: Who are you? 1: I'm Jake's snotty yankee bitch of a wife who he refuses to divorce!!! (full quote)
  You can't ride two horses with the one arse, sugar pea. (full quote)
  You married your cousin?? Melanie! (full quote)
  hey cowboy!....you owe me a dance (full quote)
  What is it with you southern girls? You can't make the right decision until you've tried all the wrong ones. (full quote)
  Sometimes what you're looking for...is right where you left it. (full quote)
  You ran out on a perfectly good cake! (full quote)
  The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, all of it, and I never really got it back. (full quote)
  it's what happens when lighting hits sand and you dig it up.... (full quote)
  You can take the girl outta the honkytonk but you can't take the honkytonk outta the girl. (full quote)
  Honey, just cause I talk slow don't mean I'm stupid! (full quote)
  you design anything with stripes? (full quote)
  that jaquelyn smith sure knows what shes doin. do you know jaquelyn smith? (full quote)
27821 Melanie:Well, for starters you can get your stubborn ass down here and get me a divorce. Jake: (Drops piece of engine) Melanie: Come on Jake I mean it. Look I even got these idiot proof tabs, theres a copy for you, a copy for me, and a copy for the lawyer.(looks over at Jake)WHAT!? SPEAK!? Jake:You're shittin' me, right? Melanie: You know I've never really understood the context of that phrase, but no, Jake, I'm not SHITTING you! Jake:You come down here with not so much as a Hi Jake! Remember me, your wife? or a Hey honey, lookin' good....- Melanie: You expect me to tell you that you look good? Tell me, did they run out of soap at the Piggley Wiggley since I left? Jake: Do they call that funny wherever it is you've been? Melanie: You know exactly where I was!(Jake walks away)What are you doing?!?! Jake: Leaving...You did it, you should recognize the gesture. Melanie: JAKE!!!!!!(Runs to the door as Jake closes it)You just won't sign the papers because you know I want you to. Jake: NO! I won't sign um because you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing more then to piss you off! (full quote)
  she's pulling your dick (full quote)
  It's funny how things don't work out - It's funny how they do (full quote)
17169 Melanie: Hey there boy. Sorry it took me so long. I would have come sooner if I knew you were sick. That's probably not true. I've been pretty selfish lately. Dogs don't know anything about that do they though? You were always like a big ol' pillow. Like when everything else went pear shaped you never left my side. And then I left you. I bet you sat there wondering what you had done wrong. Jake: I told him it was my fault. Melanie: Stop being so nice. Why does it have to be so complicated? Jake: What? Melanie: Life. This (full quote)
17169 Melanie: I'm happy in New york Jake. But then i come down here and... this fits too. Jake: Who says you can't have both. You can have roots and wings, Mel. (full quote)
17169 Jake: I still go down there sometimes. I watch these big thunder heads rollin in .... it's like a religion....... You ever wonder what might have happened if we hadn't gotten pregnant Melanie: Jake- Jake: Now let me get this out before I can't. I thought that that baby would have been an adventure. And then I realized that it would have been your only adventure. I guess mother nature knew better huh? Melanie: I was so ashamed. Because I felt....relieved. All of a sudden i just needed a different life. (full quote)
17169 Jake: She was an incredible girl. Andrew: what happened to her? Jake: oh you know, wound up pregnant. Married some loser right out of high school. (full quote)
17169 Melanie: Andrew? You don't wanna marry me. Andrew: I don't? Melanie: No, no you don't not really. You see I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back. (full quote)
17169 Melanie: Hey cowboy? You owe me a dance. Jake: Hey nice dress.... where's your husband? Melanie: I'm lookin at him. Apparently you and I are still hitched. Jake: Is that right? Melanie: Yeah. Why didn't you tell me you came to New York. Jake: I had to make something of myself. Melanie: bout done? Jake: What is it with you southern girls. You don't even know what you want. Melanie: You're the first boy I ever kissed Jake and I want you to be the last. (full quote)
  oh why dont you just go to a gay bar!? (full quote)
  (1)Why you wanna marry me for anyhow (2) So i can kiss you anytime i want! (full quote)
  wow so this is what this feels like (full quote)
  where are them little magnets I had over here huh?! (full quote)
  Light beer-less calories (full quote)
  I dont ask you about your boyfriend, you keep your nose out of my life--deal? (full quote)
  Are you shiting me? No i'm not shiting you. I never understood that phrase! (full quote)
  Whatever blows your dress up, darlin'. (full quote)
  Better Hold Onto These For The Honeymoon (full quote)
  Oh go back to your double wide and fry something (full quote)
  You know us Southerners; the minute the Confederacy died, it became immortal. (full quote)
  1: It's funny how somethings don't work out. 2: It's funny how they do. (full quote)
  Do we know...Mo? (full quote)
  What did she do?-She blew up the bank.-And that made her famous?-Well, infamous anyway. (full quote)
  Yeah, Lil' Mel couldn't bare the thought of that. Wanted something more human. So one day, they were doing some construction over on 45, we went down there, brang ol fuzz with us, strapped some explosies to his back and ran like hell. (full quote)
  Why don't you just go to a gay bar?! (full quote)
  Hey Ted, are you HUNGRY?!-Yeah, think I'm in the mood for a Mellanie sandwhich! Just like old times!-NO! NOT like old times! Okay? No more Mellanie Sandwhich...no more Mellanie taco...and no more Mellanie CORNDOG! (full quote)
  you were the first boy i ever kissed jake and i want you to be the last (full quote)
  Melonie: Jake! you dumb, stubborn, red-neck, hick! The only reason you won't sign these papers is because I want you to. Jake: Wrong! The reason I'm not signing your papers is because you've turned into this hoity-toity yankee bitch, and I'd love nothing better right now than to piss you off!! (full quote)
  -Ya know--he went up there. -Jake? When? -About a year after you left. He doesn't know I know, but Clinton let it slip once. -Jake was in New York? -He told Clinton he'd never seen anything like it. He realized straight off, he'd need more than an apology to win you back--he needed to conquer the world first--he's been tryin' ever since -That's why he kept sendin' the papers back. -Yeah (full quote)
  -Ya know--he went up there. -Jake? When? -About a year after you left. He doesn't know I know, but Clinton let it slip once. -Jake was in New York? -He told Clinton he'd never seen anything like it. He realized straight off, he'd need more than an apology to win you back--he needed to conquer the world first--he's been tryin' ever since -That's why he kept sendin' the papers back. -Yeah (full quote)
  Bobby Ray: Now what did I ever do to you? Melanie:That's just it, you never did anything to me darlin', or any other girl in town. (full quote)
  (Tabby: So, did you cry? (Mel: Yeah, wouldn't you? (Tabby: Are yuo kidding? One man for the rest of my life? I'd ball my bloody eyes out. (full quote)
  1.)So, who is this Melanie...Smooter? 2.)Ah, she's a local hero 'round here. 1.)Really, and why is that? 2.)She blew up the bank. 1.)And that made her famous?! 2.)Well, notorious anyway. 1.)I'll say... 2.)...Don't know who was more shocked though, us, or the cat. 1.)What cat? 2.)The one with the dinamite strapped to it's back. 1.)She blew up a cat?! 2.)Well, he was scheduelled to die anway. 1.)By dinamite? 2.) Cancer. We figured they were going to put one of those machines on him that suck all the air outta' his lungs. Well, lil' Mel just couldn't bare the thought of that. Wanted something more humane. So one day, we snuck down to 45 where they were doin' some construction; brang old Fuzz with us, strapped some tnt to his back and ran like hell. Then, we were sitting in the diner, looking pretty blue, when we see that damn cat trottin' down the street. 1.)Oh no..! 2.) Yep, and we would have caught him too, but once that fuze hit his tail, he shot off and right into the building. 1.)*Laughs* Aw, man... 2.)Theory is though, that somehow he wiggled loose of the dinamite, cuz' we still see him everynow and then. Walking around, his tail scorched and all. He's a little skiddish 'round humans though. (full quote)
  Yes well, a plantation by any other name is just a farm. But it does roll of the tongue a little sweeter doesn't it? *Walks around for a while showing off the house* ...So they tried putting a loud of gunpowder underneath the ambells to try and give 'em more of a boost. But all it really did was manage to shoot 'em sky high for a few seconds. So, in honor of the great act of stupidity, we get together once in a while and show off to the public. *BOOM* 2.) The hell was that?! 3.) Hey!!! 1.) Oh...hey...grandpa! A reporter is here interviewin' Melanie! 3.) Never heard of her! (full quote)
  Don't go acussin me of thinkin, I was doin nothin of the sort. (full quote)
  What's with you southern girls? You cant seem to make the right decision until you've tried all the bad (full quote)
  jake:why do you wanna marry for somehow? melanie:so i can kiss you anytime i want. melanie:don't call me honey, honey! (full quote)
  jake:why do you wanna marry for somehow? melanie:so i can kiss you anytime i want. melanie:don't call me honey, honey! jake: i thought that baby was an adventure for me. but it was your adventure. guess mother nature knows better. melanie: i felt relief, i was so ashamed. (full quote)
  -Are you shittin' me? -You know, i have never understood that term. But no, i am not SHITTING you. (full quote)
  I mean who finds their soul mate when they're 10 years old? where's the fun in that right? (full quote)
  Loralyn: Yea.... It's funny how things don't work out. Melanie: No..... It's funny how they do. (full quote)
  Can he swim?...Doesn't look like it! (full quote)
  1.)Why do you want to marry me anyhow?..2.)So I can kiss you anytime I want. (full quote)
  Young Melanie: what do you wanna marry me for anyhow? Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want. (full quote)
  I'm going to ask you one more time, where's the hide a key! (full quote)
  Why'd you wanna be married to me anyhow? So i can kiss ya anytime i want. (full quote)
  DON'T you hunnie me hunnie!! (full quote)
  Melanie: The only reason you won't sign these papers is because I WANT YOU TO! Jake: No the only reason i wont sign them is because you've turned into some hoytie toytie YANKEE BITCH and i'd like nothin better now than to PISS YOU OFF! (slams door in melanie's face and can't get the blinds to stay down) (full quote)
  Oh No, Bobby ray never did anything to me, or any other girl in town!!!! (full quote)
  See, the truth is, I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and never really got it back. (full quote)
  ...Are you shitting me?...well i never really understood the term,shitting,but no im not shitting you! (full quote)
  You don't want to marry me. Not really anyway. You see the truth is, I gave my heart away a long time ago. My whole heart. And I never really got it back. Not all of it anyway. (full quote)
  Kate- You go after him you little bitch. Pearl- No miss, there's no need for name calling. She's said her peace and that's all there is to it. Kate- Oh go back to your doublewide and fry something. (full quote)
5033 Hey Cowboy, you owe me a dance. Nice dress. Where's your husband? I'm looking at him, apparently you and I are still hitched. Is that right? Yeah. Why did you tell me you came to New York? I needed to make something of myself. 'Bout done? What is it about you Southern girls. You can't make the right decisions til you tried all the wrongs. At least I fight for what I want. Oh what do you want, Melanie? I don't even think you know. You're the first boy I ever kissed Jake and I want you to be the last. Maybe you and I had our chance. Fine! Have it your way you stubborn ass! Oh whatcha want to be married to me for anyhow? So I can kiss you anytime I want. (full quote)
5033 Hey if you're a friend of the bride stick around, I'm gonna find me a groom! (full quote)
5033 Hay Stella make it a slow one. (full quote)
5033 Hey Stella make it a slow one. (full quote)
5033 That's the thing about hiding keys it would be nice if your wife told you where it was. I'm not your wife Jake, I'm just the first girl that climbed into the back of your truck. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe You can't ride two horses with one ass. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe Honey, just because I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (full quote)
beekers You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean. (full quote)
beekers 1)Can he swim? 2)Doesn't look like it. (full quote)
beekers 1)Hi, I'm Jake's snotty Yakee-bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce, even though I'm engaged to another man. 2)My God, Jake, look at the size of that thing! (full quote)
beekers 1)Now what'd I ever do to you? 2)You never did anything to me, darlin', or to any other girl in this town! (full quote)
beekers 1)Oh, why don't you just go to a gay bar! 2)Now what would Bobby Ray do at a gay bar?! (full quote)
beekers Hi honey! Lookin' good. How's the family? (full quote)
beekers 1)What the hell is this? Chick food? 2)Light beer, less calories. (full quote)
beekers 1)But he signed the papers! 2)He did -- you didn't (full quote)
beekers 1)I'll bet Kate could use a drink! 2)Oh, Kate could. (full quote)
beekers 1)I saw him first 2)I think he's already taken (full quote)
beekers Andrew, it seems our Melanie has a skating rink on a very important finger! (full quote)
beekers 1)I needed to make somethin' of myself. 2)'Bout done? (full quote)
Niikolina People need a passport to come down here (full quote)
30394 Hey Jake, Mel would like to know where she can find some of that snooty-faluty glass. (full quote)
30394 Aw, look at them two welded together. Why do they fight it? (full quote)
30394 You can have roots and wings Mel. (full quote)
30394 You can't ride two horses with one ass sugar bean. (full quote)
30394 what's so wrong with being you Mama? (full quote)
30394 Daddy! Who are you lookin for darlin? Earl Smooter. 5th Regiment! Anyone seen Earl Smooter? He's about to surrender! (full quote)
30394 You know us Southerners...I mean, the minute the Confederacy died it became a moral issue. (full quote)
30394 Lady, you look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup! (full quote)
31148 Melanie: Now, what kind of a wife would I be if I didn't clean up after my husband? Jake: The kind that don't live here! I am going to ask you this one last time, where is the hide-a-key?! (full quote)
32222 oh go back to your double-wide and fry something! (full quote)
32614 Laura Lynn: You know it's funny how things don't work out. Melanie: It's funny how they do. (full quote)
33244 are you kidding me,one man for the rest of my life? i'd ball my bloody eyes out! (full quote)
34585 Hunni, just because I talk slow doen't mean I'm dumb. (full quote)
37516 1. The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong. 2. I supposed showliftin' steaks from Winn Dixie's okay. 3. Oh, Oh! I took 'em back and you know it! 2. What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard...totally her! 3. Like I could tip a cow...by myself. 4. Wade, isn't there some outstanding for whoever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond? 3. OH! (Horrified look) (full quote)
37516 1. The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong. 2. I supposed shopliftin' steaks from Winn Dixie's okay. 3. Oh, Oh! I took 'em back and you know it! 2. What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard...totally her! 3. Like I could tip a cow...by myself. 4. Wade, isn't there some outstanding for whoever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond? 3. OH! (Horrified look) (full quote)
37516 1. The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong. 2. I supposed shopliftin' steaks from Winn Dixie's okay. 3. Oh, Oh! I took 'em back and you know it! 2. What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard...totally her! 3. Like I could tip a cow...by myself. 4. Wade, isn't there some outstanding warrent for whom ever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond? 3. OH! (Horrified look) (full quote)
38324 WHy dont you go back to your kitchen and fry something? (full quote)
38324 Guy: I saw him first: Girl: I think he's already taken (full quote)
40328 1.) Well, how about you say 'Hey there Jake, lookin' good. How's the family?' 2.) You expect me to say that you look good? What'd they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left? (full quote)
  this is one of those disaters where you know nothing, you know the big ones..that only cockroaches survive (full quote)
  Some say the almost ruined ones make the sweetest jams. (full quote)
  jake: you're shittin me melanie: i've never really understood that expression, but no i am not shitting you! (full quote)
  melanie: i guess we all have a little secrets now dont we bobby ray. bobby ray: yeah we sure do.... of course i read all about yours on the internet! melanie: what? bobby ray: oh yeah i know all about the cocks in your hen house! melanie: god! ( melanie hits bobby ray in a friendly way) bobby ray! you sure know how to make a girl blush! (full quote)
  bobby ray( to elton): come on guys just grab a stick and lets play some pool, and if you cant find a que just pull the one shuved up her ass (eveyone in tyhe bar laughs) (full quote)
  have a baby in a bar (full quote)
  Get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce! (full quote)
  So what do you wanna marry me for anyhow?...So I can kiss you any time I want! (full quote)
  what do you wanna marry me for anyhow? So I can kiss you any time i want (full quote)
  Mel: What kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband? Jake: The kind that don't live here! (full quote)
10929 Smooter. (full quote)
42042 1: what do you wanna be married to me, anyhow? 2: So I can kiss you anytime I want. (full quote)
42042 Do we know...Mo? (full quote)
Lalexr "Melanie!! Is that you??" (full quote)
meagen8584 The truth is, I gave my heart away a long time ago. My whole heart. And I never really got it back. (full quote)
Angelic-Soul Why do you want to marry me anyway? So i can kiss you anytime i want (full quote)
follerurheart Why you wanna marry me for? So I can kiss you anytime I want! (full quote)
ScarlettM You member that mel? how could i forget, that was the night jake got me pregnant. why dont you just go public with that shit? it isnt like anyone around here can keep a secret except for bobby ray now what'd i ever do to you? you never did anything to me darlin or any other girl in town melanie what is the matter with you? oh shes just unhappy. i would be too if womens wear daily called me less that meteoker. oh why dont you just go to a gay bar! now what would b ray do at a gay bar? well looks like ive had about enough fun for one night oh come on i'se jus kiddin STELLA! how bout another round of drinks for my friends? i think youve had about enough you know what i have had enough. how do you people live like this anyways? dont you know theres a great big world out there and it dont have nothing to do with chitlins or children or beer?! (full quote)
neva Now what would Bobby-ray be doin in a gay bar?? (full quote)
BlueTopaz77 Why would you want to me anyhow for? So I can kiss you any time I want (full quote)