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Scary Movie 2 - 2001 Movie Quotes


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8487 Polly want yo Momma's sweet ass! (full quote)
8487 1) your mother's in here, Harris. Would you like to leave a message? I'll be sure that she gets it! 2) Yes, Mom, will you get outta there please? 3) You're no fun! 1) Bye, Mrs. Harris. (full quote)
  Watch out now, my fanny's comin thru.. (full quote)
8487 make way for fanny! (full quote)
8487 1) Oh my God, Cindy! She looks just like you! 2) You think? 1) Yeah, oh except that her skin isn't as oily as yours is. And she doesn't have as many split ends in her hair as you do. 2) OK. 1) Other than that, the resemblance is uncanny. Oh and her tits aren't as point and wierd shaped as yours. 2) Buddy! (full quote)
8487 Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing it? (full quote)
8487 1)Cindy, go to the music room. 2) what? Where are you? 1) Go the music room, Cindy! 2) what? what do you want? 1) GO TO THE FUCKING MUSIC ROOM! (full quote)
  Bird: Have you ever seen a bird hung like this? Cindy: No! Bird: Is it too much for ya'? Huh? Come back when you want some real fuck! Cindy: (walks into kitchen) Bird: Fuckin' tease! (full quote)
  YOU SHOULD TRY CANDY (full quote)
  YO THAT JACKET IS TIGHT SON YAA MEAN? (full quote)
  YO THAT JACKET IS TIGHT SON IMA RAM THAT SHIT YAA MEAN? (full quote)
  YO THAT JACKET IS TIGHT SON IMA RAM THAT SHIT YAA MEAN? (full quote)
11104 (parrot)I said polly wants yo mama's sweet ass. (shorty) Don't you be talking about my mama son, you don't know my mama son. (parrot) I know yo mama I fucked her last night...... (full quote)
11104 (1) your mother suck cocks in hell. (2) ha...Suck on this. (1) uh oh. (full quote)
8487 1) Dude, you got a tattoo! 2) Dude, so did you! 1) Dude, what does mine say. 2) 'Ray'! Dude, what about mine? 1) 'Fucked Me'! 1 and 2) 'Ray' 'Fucked Me'! 'Ray' 'Fucked me'! 'Ray' 'Fucked me'! (full quote)
8487 1) Baby, talk dirty to me. 2) OK. (says some literally dirty stuff)......I'm gonna piss on these walls! I'm gonna fart in your mouth! 1) Gross! 2) Oh, I'm sorry, babe. Was that too dirty? (full quote)
  Think fast A cup (full quote)
  the crane- couching tiger- drunken monkey-mad cow (full quote)
  You are the weakest link, goodbye. (full quote)
  You are the weakest link, goodbye. (full quote)
  You are the weakest link, goodbye. (full quote)
  You are the weakest link, goodbye. (full quote)
11454 Hanson: You know, a lot of people are kind of intimidated about making a turkey, but really it's very simple. You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey and it's got, over here just the tiniest little stinkhole but it's big enough to get you hand right up inside it. UH! UH! Stuff the shit out of it. I cook it with all the giblets--the penises and the ginies. And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys but I use this. I lick like that and get into the little hiney hiney ho. That's nice and good. I don't know what the hell that is but I'll lick it anyway. Up and down and then I like to get that right on there.....Hiawatha! (full quote)
11454 Hanson: You know, a lot of people are kind of intimidated about making a turkey, but really it's very simple. You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey and it's got, over here just the tiniest little stinkhole but it's big enough to get you hand right up inside it. UH! UH! Stuff the shit out of it. I cook it with all the giblets--the penises and the ginies. And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys but I use this. I lick like that and get into the little hiney hiney ho. That's nice and good. I don't know what the hell that is but I'll lick it anyway. Up and down and then I like to get that right on there.....Hiawatha! (full quote)
8487 You are the weakest limk. good-bye. (full quote)
  I don't need your help I can do it myself...... look i am tossing my own salad (full quote)
11518 I don't need your help I can do it myself...... look i am tossing my own salad. (full quote)
11628 1.professor look at this. 2.what what is it is it titties is it pussy what? 1. NO! (full quote)
  O wow that was funny, I think I should give you a hand. How about a standing ovation. You know what I am gonna be the bigger man and walk away. (full quote)
  1> Polly wanna craker? 2> No polly want sum of ure mummas sweet as 1> oh dont u talk shit bout my mumma like that u dunt even know her 2> i know your mumma i fucked her last week (full quote)
12512 My turn! (full quote)
  I do my bun exercises everyday now child. I squeeze real tight then i let loose... i squeeze real tight, then i let loose...then i squeeze real tight...then pfffffffffffffft (full quote)
13589 Mad cow! (full quote)
8487 1) Hey, little birdie! Polly wanna cracker? 2) No, Polly want your mama's sweet ass! 1) What did you say, son?! 2) I said 'Polly wnat you mama's sweet ass'. 1) You don't be talkin' 'bout my mama like that, son. You don't know my mama! 2) Yeah, I do. I fucked her last night! (full quote)
15009 1- I learned about the value of books. 2- Oh really (riiiiiiiip)3- Yeah! free papers! (full quote)
  My germs... My germs... MY GERMS!!! (full quote)
  I do my bum busters every day. I squeeze really tight, and then I let loose, I squeeze really tight and than I let loose. (full quote)
  Aw, dude, someone's on the rag! (full quote)
  wedgie! (full quote)
  Polly want a cracker? (full quote)
  TAKE MY STRONGER HAND (full quote)
  TAKE MY STRONG HAND ( HOLDS OUT LITTLE HAND ) (full quote)
  make room 'fo fanny!!! (full quote)
  my pussys gone crazy (full quote)
  Take my Little Hand! NO give me your other hand, Take my little hand, it's my strong hand! (full quote)
  Don't forget your toothbrush....Gonna need that for later. (full quote)
  Talk diry to me baby. ok. im gona work this, oh yeah, im gona piss in your face and fart in yo' mouth and shit all over these wall ray!! wait. oops, too dirty? (full quote)
  WHY THAT WHITE BITCH GOTTA BRING THAT SHIT OVER HERE, LET THAT SHIT JUST MUTALIZE HER WHITE ASS. AND JUST LEAVE (full quote)
  help!MY PUSSY'S GONE CRAZY. (full quote)
  Cindy:Grab the chest Buddy:Okay (grabs her breast) (full quote)
  Lets split up now hold on. 2.you white people always say let's split up. She's right we should stick together. you 3 follow me. aint that a BITCH. (full quote)
  Toke Toke Toke Toke .. Take it 2 tha head Take it 2 tha head....... Awwwwww u take it like a bitch (full quote)
  (Hanson-The caretaker brings the turkey to the table) Hanson: Who wants a wing? Dwight(The wheelchair guy): your's or the Turkey's? Hanson: Well I know what you want. How about a leg? How about two? (full quote)
  (Shorty) Im gonna rob that bitch tonight (full quote)
  Thanks handy man.. well actually im the caretaker, oh those are some cool new roller blades, u becareful know don't wanna fall and break something....oh that was great here y don't i give you a hand(claps)... that was mighty kind of you, y don't u give me a standing ovation.... y don't u lift me up... oh i can see where this going, u look familair to me were u in stomp... u can kiss my gritts... oh im gonna be the bigger man and walk away now,WALK away (full quote)
  Child are you scared? Are you scared child? Want me to sing you a lullaby? My body is the lord's temple (full quote)
  Aight do this, Left, right, left, right, dats a tight jacket, shit son!! nah mean! Ok! Left, right, left, right, thats a tight jacket, shit son nah mean! HERE TAKE IT, (full quote)
  Hanson (to Cindy):Oh, don't be scared child, this is just Mr Tiddles, he was the master's favourite pet, he's been in the family for generations... (full quote)
  1)cindy, you're in danger.I wanna help you. 2)what? help me how? Where are you? 1)check the music room...........check the music room. 2) Where are you? 1) Check the FUCKING music room. (full quote)
  Exorcist Girl: Fuck me! Fuck me! (full quote)
  Exorcist Girl: Fuck me! Fuck me! (full quote)
  left right left kick ugg son ugg yo vitch that jacket is tight son yaa mean (full quote)
  You're so pretty (full quote)
  Hanson: Oh i see where this is going (to the man in the wheelchair) Hey you look familiar were you in STOMP!! (full quote)
  right left right kick UH SON UH SON YO! that jacket is tigt son! Run that shit bitch!!YA MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  1.(dead girl) fuck me fuck me 2.(priest gets on to and fucks her) (full quote)
  My Pussies attacking me! (full quote)
  Don't split the pole now, it's vry vry be-ad (full quote)
  Yo your jackets tight son (full quote)
  Dwight: thanks HANDYman...Hanson: actually im the caretaker...o well arent those some nice new skates...careful...dont wanna fall and BREAK something.. Dwight: thats great...let me give u a hand.. Hanson: how about a standing ovation? Dwight: y dont u lift me up? Hanson: o i see where this is goin...i recognize u..were u in STOMP? Dwight: u can kiss my grits..Hanson: ill be the bigger man and walk away...WALK away.. (full quote)
  you look familure to me...were you in stomp?!....I think I'll be the bigger man here and walk away WALK away (full quote)
  I swear I didn't do it alone! Bobby and Whitney helped me! (full quote)
  Watch out my fanny's comin through, make way for fanny (full quote)
  My germs!! (full quote)
  i really take the time to appriciate the true value of school textbooks....it's fundamental?........no...free PAPERS!! (full quote)
  My pussy's gone crazy!! (full quote)
  We have a situation here...BREAKER!! They can't hear me...it must be these walls or soemthing! (full quote)
  Now i know what this is about... i didnt mean to go poopie in your litterbox (full quote)
  COPY!! DO YOU COPY ME?? WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE!! BREAKER!! (full quote)
  (priest walks into the posessed girl's room) FUCK THIS! (then turns around) (full quote)
  oh i bought mine on Friday, I just came down here to get a banana. This shit is hot right? (full quote)
  1)Now hold up! How come every time some scary shit happen you white people always say' let's split up'?! (full quote)
  The mad cow. Moooooooooo! Moooooooooooo! Mother fucker! (full quote)
  ashley russell is a preppy bitchy whore (full quote)
  slipknot (full quote)
  (little bird) fuck off four eyes (full quote)
  bird: fuck off four eyes retard:what did you say bird fuck off four eyes (full quote)
  i don't need your help BITCH!(proceeds to give himself a blowjob) (full quote)
  are you scared child? let me sing to ya.....god is in his holy temple (full quote)
  emily and kayla are sooooo kool!!!!! ben is hot fuck bitch ass hor ho bastard motha fucka fucka lesbo bitch motha fucka (full quote)
  emily is looking for a man...,...she is single right now and she is a hot sexy beast. if u would like to knoe more information send an im to either kayla or emily emily:LbMf21043 kayla:drunkinmonkie469 kayla is partially taken, but she will hook u up with emily n e time bitches (full quote)
  this is so far out it will offend everyone (full quote)
  me and kayla are left out we want to shout we want to see a chicken on the run b/c we arent havin much fun as u can tell i need a dell so fucki (full quote)
  i blacked out (ahhhhhhsjlkhgtkejrht) u know when i had those blackout as a kid? ya what happened that one day ur dad had a video camera did u just come back to sleep with emily? (full quote)
  hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi im drunk and i want to take a shit on a monkeys chest hair in the bahamas on a plate (full quote)
  aahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhvaahhaahhaahh im scared (full quote)
  THE history OF SK8 Skateboarding has a rich history of innovation and is full of intriguing stories. Many of these stories are documented in the book The Concrete Wave in greater detail. However, this essay will provide you with an overview of the last nine decades. The first type of skateboards were actually more like scooters. These contraptions, which date back to the early 1900's featured roller skate wheels attached to a two by four. Often the wood had a milk crate nailed to it with handles sticking out for control. Over the next five decades kids changed the look of the scooter and took off the crate and started cruising on two by fours with steel wheels. Tens of thousands of roller-skates were dismantled and joyfully hammered on to planks of wood. In the 1950's modifications were made to the trucks (the device that holds the wheels) and kids started to maneuver more easily. Towards the late 1950's, surfing became increasingly popular and people began to tie surfing together with cruising on a board. By 1959, the first Roller Derby Skateboard was for sale. Clay wheels entered the picture and sidewalk surfing began to take root. By the time the 1960's rolled around, skateboarding had gained an impressive following amongst the surf crowd. However, when Larry Stevenson, publisher of Surf Guide began to promote skateboarding, things started to take off. Larry's company, Makaha designed the first professional boards in 1963 and a team was formed to promote the product. The first skateboard contest was held at the Pier Avenue Junior School in Hermosa, California in 1963. In 1964, surf legend Hobie Alter teamed up with the Vita-Pakt juice company to create Hobie Skateboards. While most skaters took to the street or sidewalk, some brave souls decide to (full quote)
  katlyn is kool 2!!!!!!! (full quote)
  katlyn is not an annoying mofo mary!!!! (full quote)
  ya, emily kayla and katlyn stayes up all night eatingdoritos and drinkins chocolate milk and coke. we are sooo hot (full quote)
  How am i driving? call 1-800-kiss-my-ass (full quote)
  {cindy singin vitimin C's 'Gratuation' badly} {vitimin C's voice} Hey will u shut the fuck up and let me sing (full quote)
  Bird : holy shit what did you put in this bird food {farting and pooping on the wall} that was a big one (full quote)
  cindy: the crane {dances} the croching tiger {dances} the drunkin monkey {screechs like a monkey} the mad cow....moo...moo...mother fucker!! (full quote)
12466 Are you scared child? You want me to sing to ya? Ok. God is in... his holy temple. Hm Hm Hm Hm. Better? (full quote)
12466 1# Hey little bird. 2# I aint little, im hung like a bull lady. Yeah... bet you ever seen a bird dick this big? 1# no.? 2# Yeah well step off sweet cheeks, come back when you want the real deal. 1# Ok. 2# Fucking Tease. (full quote)
20557 Yeah Ma, will you get out of there please? -You're no fun. -I'm working! (full quote)
20557 Yeah Ma, will you get out of there please? -You're no fun. -I'm working! (full quote)
20557 Polly want a cracker? -Polly wants your mama's sweet ass -What did Polly say to me? - I said, Polly wants your mama's sweet ass (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Dude, someone's on the rag! (full quote)
23810 Hanson:Oh don't be scared child, this is just Mr Tiddles, he was the masters favorite pet, been in the family for generations. He's getting old now though... (full quote)
23810 Hanson:I see you eyeing up the first piece! (full quote)
23810 Sometimes I think these toys have a mind of their own (full quote)
29060 My Germs (full quote)
lifesaver63 kinky is my middle name , BITCH! (full quote)
38674 nice rollerblades. oh that was good why dont i give you a hand. How about a standing ovation? How bout u lift me up. You know what? Ill be the bigger man and walk away....WALK AWAY. (full quote)
38674 I know you want a leg. How about two? (full quote)
40504 i told you to leave me alone when im cleaning my room! (full quote)
41115 Shove it up your ass you worthless piece of shit! (full quote)
41115 Yo that jacket is tight son! Ya mean! (full quote)
  CINDY AND SINGER- as we go on, we remember, all the times we had together, and as our lives change- SINGER- HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SING (full quote)
  AHHHAHHAHHAH ..Shit son (full quote)
  Diary.: i cant take living with him any loger.. i think hes having an affair... maybe hes sleeping with our babysitter victoria....maybe thats why he keeps her around even though we have no children... (full quote)
  Shorty: hello birdy, polly wana craker? bird: polly wants ur mammas sweet ass. Shorty: wat did polly say to me? Bird: i said polly wants your mammas sweet ass. shorty: u dnt be talkin bout my mamma son u dnt no mi mamma son. bird: yeh i do i fucked her last night... Shorty: ohhh u didnt u want beef... bird: let me outa here ill fuck u up.. (full quote)
  rar in your face bitch (full quote)
  (hanson) grab my hand! (guy) give me your other hand (hanson) my other hand isnt strong enough!! (full quote)
  I better use my stroong hand! (full quote)
  guy-'make way for fanny! Fanny commin' through!' girl-(about the room) 'Oooh..it's beautiful!' guy-'Why thank you child, I have been doin' my bunn busters..' (full quote)
  My Pussy's gone CRAZY!!!!!! (full quote)
  polly want a cracker.POLLY:polly want yo momma's sweet ass.SHORTY:what did polly say?.POLLY:i said polly want yo momma's sweet ass.SHORTY:you don't be talking 'bout my momma son you don't know my momma son.POLLY:oh i know yo momma i fucked her last night.SHORTY:you want beef i'll fuck you up.POLLY:ohh i'm shakin'i'm shakin'.SHORTY:yo i'm gonna handle this like a gentleman yo hold my tooth son.POLLY:you and that KOTTER COME home hair cut want a piece of me come on bitch bring it on (full quote)
  If you had any brains youd turn your ass around! (full quote)
  now this is the real.... (full quote)
  I CAN MYSELF, DO IT! (full quote)
  Left right left right, UH SON UH SON now you gotta throw a little bit of slang in tehre Left right left right UH SON UH SON YOU THAT JACKET IS TIGHT BITCH YA MEANS... YEAMEAN.. yeye somethin liek that now throw it all together. LEF RIGHT LEFT RIGH UH SON UH SON YO THAT JACKET IS TIGHT YOU RUN THAT SHIT BITCH YA MEAN! (full quote)
45062 kinkys my middle name bitch! (full quote)