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Die Hard with a Vengeance - 1995 Movie Quotes

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  Hey fuck head......yeah you fuck head, there's just one thing I gotta know. You got any aspirin? cause I have had a BAD fucking headache all day long. (full quote)
  We got to the phone but there's a problem. How big a problem? Oh about 400 pounds. (full quote)
9955 He said 'Don't shoot'. (full quote)
10081 Said Simple Simon to the pie-man going to the fair: give me your pies . . . or I'll cave your head in. (full quote)
10828 yippie kay yay motherfucker (full quote)
5046 1) Has this thing got airbags? 2) your side does, I don't know about m-- (full quote)
5046 I think we'll go straight to withdrawal. (full quote)
5046 Trust me guys ... duck. (full quote)
  bruce: Hey Simon... how 'bout you come out from that rock you've been hidin' under and I'll drive this truck up your ass! (full quote)
  1) He's about 2 steps shy of becoming a full blown alcoholic. 2) One step... one step! (full quote)
13901 Hook-line and sinker (full quote)
13901 1. So you're telling em I'm in this shit because some white cop threw some white assholes brother off a roof? 2. Yea, that's what I'm telling ya. 2. That's great, that's just great. (full quote)
  as i was going to st. ives i met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacs, every sac had seven cats, every sac had seven kittens, kittens, cats, sacs, and wives. how many were going to st. ives? (full quote)
15872 We'll be back to pick you up in 15 minutes. Take your time. I expect to be dead in four. (full quote)
15872 Look, start acting crazy alright What? Like looney tunes, you know, like Bellvue. (full quote)
15872 Are you aiming for these people! No....well, maybe that mime. (full quote)
15872 I had no idea Canada could be this fun. (full quote)
15872 My name is Zeus! Zeus? Yeah Zeus! As in father of Apollo, Mt. Olympus, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightening bolt up your ass, Zues! (full quote)
13901 1.You mean I'm in this shit because some white guy through some white assholes brother off a roof? 2. Yea that's what i'm tellin ya. (full quote)
  Yipeee kay ayyy my friend. (full quote)
  Zeus: Not all black people know how to use guns you racist melon farmer! (edited version) (full quote)
  Attention! Attention! Hills is dead! I reapeat! Hills is dead bonehead! (full quote)
18520 As I was on my way to St. Ives, i met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven kittens, each kitten had seven sacks. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives how many were going to St. Ives? My number is 5 5 5 and ze answer call me in serty secunds of die. (full quote)
Snoangel28 1) You don't like me 'cause I'm white. 2) I don't like you 'cause you're gonna get me killed! (full quote)
18520 (1) you're a racist! you don't like me cuz i'm white! (2) i don't like you cuz you're gonna get me killed! (full quote)
  I had two pigeons, bright and gay, Fly from me the other day, Why was it they did go? You cannot tell, you do not know. (full quote)
agwendolyn You mean to tell me that I'm in this shit because some white cop threw some white asshole's brother off a roof?! (full quote)
agwendolyn Hey, don't blame me. I was workin' on a nice fat suspension. Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Is this that black shit again? 2) Will you stop with all that racial shit? Are you a fuckin' locksmith or not? (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) You know you're the first woman to see me do this since Holly. 2) I'm honored. 1) Yeah, well, so was she. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Well, they got to the phone, but there's a problem. 2) What are you talking about? How big a problem? 3) Oh, about 300 pounds. (full quote)
10929 -Relax, I know what I'm doing. -Not even God knows what you're doing, McClane. (full quote)
10929 -Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother? -There's a difference between not liking one's brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window. (full quote)
10929 -what does this all have to do with killing McClane? -Life has its little bonuses. (full quote)
10929 money means shit to me. I would not give up McClane for all the gold in your Fort Knox. (full quote)
10929 -Hey, partner! -I ain't your partner. I ain't your neighbor, your brother, or your friend. I'm your total stranger. (full quote)
10929 -Hey! Who was the 21st President? -Go fuck yourself! (full quote)
10929 -Can you hotwire this thing? -Of course I can. I'm an electrician. (full quote)
10929 The only thing better than blowing up $100 million worth of gold is making people think you did. (full quote)
25984 I've had a bad fuckin headache all day (full quote)
  -This guy wants to pound on you till you crumble. He wants you to dance to his tune, and then-- -Undress and fuck me? -I was going to say kill you. (full quote)
  Why do keep calling me Jesus, I look Peurto Rican to you?! (full quote)
  If I fail you cover my ass, If you fail I cover your ass. And if we both fail? Then we're both fucked. (full quote)
  Are you AIMING for these people? (full quote)
  (1)Let GO! You're doin it wrong! (2)Well you got your thumb up your ass ya dumb... (1)Say it! Say it! Say it! You were gonna call me a nigger weren't you? (2)No! (1)what were you gonna call me then? (2)Asshole! (full quote)
  Captain: Listen Simon. McClane is nothing, he's not worth this. He disregards the rules, his own wife doesn't want to deal with him, and he about two steps away from becoming s full-blown alcoholic. McClane: One step. (full quote)
  McClane - Zeus? Zeus - Yeah zeus, as in father of Apollo mount ollimpus, dont fuck with me or i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass. (full quote)
  Zeus- watch it watch it watch it. Are you aiming for these people? (full quote)
  Zeus: You got about 10 seconds before those guys see you and when they do they will KILL you you understand, you are about to have a very bad day. McClane: Tell me about it. (full quote)
  McClane: Attention, attention. Nils is dead, Nils is dead bonehead. And those from the east German allstars, your boys down at the bank. They're gonna be a little late. Simon: In the back of the truck you're driving there is 40billion pounds worth in gold. I wonder if a deal would be out of the question. McClane: Yeah i have a deal for ya, come out from under that rock youre hidin and i'll drive this truck up your ass. Simon: How colorful. (full quote)
  You were about to call me a nigger wernt you (full quote)
  You were about to call me a nigger wernt you (full quote)
  Simple simon met a pieman going to the fair...... said simon to the pieman........gimme your pies!!!!!!..........or I'll cave your head in........ you see... Bonwit's was just so I had your attention..... is there an Officer John McClane there???? - He's on suspension - he's not Walter...... not today.... (full quote)
  It's my lucky-fucking-day. (full quote)
  Zeus: Dial 911. Someone's about get killed. (full quote)
  SLJ: Well you can take your well laid plan, and shove it up your well laid ass! (full quote)
  BW: You know your brother was an asshole!?! (full quote)
  he was sittin in the fuckin the hell am is supposed to know? (full quote)
  Schiess auf das Fenster! what? Schiess auf das Fenster! what? Shoot se glass! (full quote)
  Yesterday we were an Army without a country. Tomorrow we have to decide what country we want to buy! (full quote)
die_hardest Hey dickhead. Did I come at a bad time? (full quote)
agwendolyn I'm not jumping through hoops for some psycho. That's a white man with white problems. You deal with him. call me when he crosses 110th street. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Why was the phone busy? Who were you calling? 2) The psychic hotline. 1) I'll advise you to take this more seriously, John. 2) Look, it's a public phone, what do you want me to say? 1) You can simply say there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off! (full quote)
agwendolyn Hey Walter, why don't you just mind your fuckin' business about Holly. Between you and Simon, we're fucking up a perfectly good hangover. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Yo uncle, come look at this. 2) what? 1) There's a white man standing in the street. 2) I've seen one. 1) Not like this... (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Hey, why'd you save my ass? 2) I didn't. I stopped a white cop from gettin' killed in Harlem. One white cop gets killed today, tomorrow we got a thouand white cops - all of 'em with itchy trigger fingers. (full quote)
10929 Well, I kind of lied. They found it down in Chinatown. (full quote)
10929 Listen, front desk. I need help. I'm completely surrounded. (full quote)
10929 call 911. (full quote)
10929 Summer in the city. (full quote)
10929 555-0001. (full quote)
10929 112 wall Street. Got it. (full quote)
10929 Bro? (full quote)
10929 You got any aspirin? (full quote)
10929 This is where, as they say, the plot thickens. (full quote)
10929 They bought it...hook, line, and ... sinker. (full quote)
10929 Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun. (full quote)
10929 I think he's dead, my dear. (full quote)
10929 Fort Knox is for tourists. (full quote)
10929 ...And I'm going to marry Donald Trump. (full quote)
12276 Well, you can stick that well-laid plan in your well-laid ass. (full quote)
13284 1. You couldn't c-catch me if I stole your ch-chair with you in it. 2(mockingly)My ch-chair with me in it? Well, let me ask you a question, why are you trying to k-k-kill me? (full quote)
25984 Zeus! My name is Zeus! -Zeus? -Yeah Zeus! As in in Father of Oppollo, mount Olympus, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass! ZEUS! you gotta problem with that? -No, I dont gotta problem with that (full quote)
25984 Are you feeling alright sir? Havin a good day? Not to get too personal, but a man standing in the middle of Harlem with a sign that says I hate niggers has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking... (full quote)
25984 You have about 10 seconds before those guys see you and when they do, they will KILL YOU you understand? you are about to have a very bad day... (full quote)
25984 you need me a lot more than I need you (full quote)
25984 well you can stick you're well laid plan up your well laid ass (full quote)
25984 I think he's dead my dear (full quote)
25984 Ohh..Somebody had fun (full quote)
25984 Oh shit, I left Holly on hold.... (full quote)
25984 Say hello to your brother.... (full quote)
25984 The cops are up to something! You could steal city Hall! (full quote)
25984 It's an elephant joke! don't you have kids McClain? (full quote)
25984 -And where is McClain? -Ahh, he's coming, he's a little slow, he's kinda outta shape (full quote)
25984 -See I told you Park drive is always jammed!! -I didn't say Park drive, I said throw the park. (full quote)
25984 I got them. they're taking the scenic route. (full quote)
shelldog -don't you have any kids? it's an elephant joke. (full quote)
27074 Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only... No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza? (full quote)
Wige247 A. what's your name, boy? B. Don't call me boy! A. I'm sorry, it was a poor attempt at humor (full quote)
29417 1: You know how to fire one of these? 2: No. 1: No?!? 2: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker! (full quote)
33361 1)Hey...there's a white man outside 2) I've seen one before. 1)not like this 2)get inside and call the cops, tell them someone's about to be killed.... get to school. (full quote)
33361 Beer is normally taken internally (full quote)
33501 Holy Toledo(American accent), somebody had fun(German accent). (full quote)
33501 If you have to shoot me, then you go ahead shoot me, but I have to answer that phone! (full quote)
33501 You can stick your well laid plan up your well laid ass. (full quote)
33944 I got a bad fuckin' headache (full quote)
33944 .....smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo (full quote)
33944 1/ Birds of a feather flock together, so do pigs and swine, rats and mice have their chance, as will I have mine 2/ Nice...... rhymes...... (full quote)
33944 Not to get to personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem, wearing a sign that says, *I hate niggers* has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking (full quote)
33944 1/ Simple simon met a pieman going to the fair...... said simon to the pieman........gimme your pies!!!!!!.... or I'll cave your head in.... you see, Bonwit's was just so I had your attention. Is there an Officer John McClane there?? 2/ He's currently on suspension 1/ No... no he's not, Walter... not today (full quote)
33944 Simon says... this is non-compliance (full quote)
41892 That's a White man with White problems you deal with it (full quote)
41892 I didn't say Park drive, I said through the park. (full quote)
41892 1) Stop that yelling i know what i'm doing. 2)Not even God knows what ur doing! (full quote)
41892 1)Are you aiming for these people! 2) No, well maybe that mime (full quote)
41892 1) hey can you hot wire this car? 2)Course i can im an electriction. trouble is it takes too frigging long. (full quote)
41892 1)Now where you going? 2)School. 1)Why? 3)To get educated. 1)Why? 2)So we can go to college. 1)And why is that important? 2)To get espect. 1)Respect, now who's the bad guys? 2)guys who sell drugs. 3)And guys who have guns. 1)Who are the good guys? 2)Were the good guys. 1)And who's gonna help us? 3)Nobody. 1)So who's goona help us? 2)Were gonna help are sleves. 1)And who do we not want to help us? 2+3)White people. 1)Thats right! (full quote)
41892 1)They're at the phone but there's a problem. 2)Problem? How big of a problem? 3)Oh about 300 pounds. (full quote)
42909 Nice. Rhymes. (full quote)
bigclaude So nature boy here hates niggers, now what are we going to do about that? (full quote)
Maverick06 whats wrong with you? dont you have kids thats an elephant joke (full quote)