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Arsenic and Old Lace - 1944 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
819 People just don't get into windowseats and die! 2)He died first (full quote)
819 Niagra falls! 2)It does well let it! (full quote)
3225 I'm not a cab driver I'm a coffee pot (full quote)
5221 Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops! (full quote)
  CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
3225 I'm the son of a sea cook (full quote)
4066 I don't know if I can explain it. It's not only against the law, it's wrong! (full quote)
4066 When you say others, do you mean...OTHERS?! As in more then one? (full quote)
4066 When I come back I expect to find you gone. Wait for me! (full quote)
4066 1. You can not count the one in South Bend, he died of pneumonia. 2. He wouldn't of died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him. 1. No, no, Johnny, you can not count them. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are. (full quote)
5983 where am I? Oh, here I am. (full quote)
5983 He just sits there waiting to be gagged and tied. The big dope. (full quote)
7372 No, not the Melbourne way! after two hours, the man in Melbourne was just as dead as the man in London. (full quote)
8936 Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. (full quote)
17106 Ohhh, he's getting heavy...Ohhh, his shoe fell off Johnny! (full quote)
  1) when we're married, I hope I find you more aggreable 2) after we're married, I hope I find you adequate. (full quote)
4066 You wouldn't want children with three heads, I mean you wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell? (full quote)
Betsy Yeah, yeah, I know that bromide. Something borrowed, something blue, old, new. Rice and old shoes, carry you over the threshold, Niagara Falls, all the silly tripe I've made fun of for years. Is this what I've come to? I can't go through with it. I won't marry you and that's that. (full quote)
Betsy Did you ever see anybody in a play act like they got any intelligence? (full quote)
Betsy I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffeepot! (full quote)
Betsy He just sits there waiting to be gagged and tied. The big dope. (full quote)
33944 Insanity runs in my family....... practically gallops..... (full quote)
30083 Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. (full quote)
37287 1: I must be catching cold. 2: No, dear, it was Reverend Harper who sneezed. (full quote)
44453 Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. (full quote)
  the winking and blinking of the other eye (full quote)
  CHARGE!! CHARGE THE BLOCKHOUSE! (full quote)
  Now, Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive! The gentleman died, because he drank some wine, with poison in it. (full quote)
  Elaine: *whistles* Mortimer: what, now?! Elaine: No! Not now! (full quote)
  Johnny, please let me kill him now. (full quote)
cherop A secret proclamation? How unusual. (full quote)
10929 --I knew this would end up in the nuthouse. --We like to think of it as a rest home. (full quote)
10929 --I knew this would end up in the nuthouse. --We like to think of it as a rest home. (full quote)
sharon94568 He's pixelated (full quote)
Strider Usually I'm Mortimer Brewster, but I'm not quite myself tonight. (full quote)
Strider I knew this would end up in a nuthouse! (full quote)
Strider It's ingenious! My compliments to the boys in the code department. (full quote)
Strider I'm on my way to Africa! Isn't it wonderful? CHARGE! (full quote)
Strider I may be committing the wrong Brewster! (full quote)
Strider My how I've changed! (full quote)
Strider I'm Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed. (full quote)
Strider You remember as a boy I could be very disagreeable. (full quote)
Strider That man's an imposter, and if he came here to be buried in our cellar, he's mistaken! (full quote)
Strider Where'd you get that face? Hollywood? (full quote)
Strider We've always wanted to hold a double funeral, but I will not read services over a total stranger. (full quote)
Strider When you make up your mind, you lose your head! (full quote)
Strider I may be committing the wrong Brewster! (full quote)
Strider My how I've changed! (full quote)
Strider There's an elderly gentleman in the cellar who seems to be very dead. (full quote)
Strider Darling, I love you so much I can't go through with our wedding. (full quote)
Strider A secret proclamation? How unusual! (full quote)
Strider Yes, my dear brother, twenty years I've been gone, but you've never been far from my mind. One night in Melbourne I dreamt of you. (full quote)
Strider Jonny, I found some wine. I'll split it with you. We'll both have a drink before we operate. (full quote)
Strider You think my aunts are sweet charming old ladies. Well, there are 13 bodies buried in the cellar! (full quote)
Strider All I did was cross the bridge and I was in Brooklyn! Amazing! (full quote)
Strider where have you been all night, and don't bother to tell me! (full quote)
ohmortimer I'm the son of a seacook! (full quote)