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Royal Tenenbaums, The - 2001 Movie Quotes


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  who stabbed you? he did. (full quote)
fuzybuny Do you know my middle name? Ah, that's a trick question. You don't have one. It's Anne. (full quote)
19496 Did you just call me Coltrane? (full quote)
  Dammit! Thats the last time you stab me! (full quote)
  1:Did you just say you were on mescaline? 2: I did indeed. Very much so. (full quote)
20037 I'm having a ball scrappin' and yellin' and mixin' it up, loving every minute with this damn crew. (full quote)
  It's Out of Africa meets Pretty women (full quote)
  Richie Tenenbaum: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow. (full quote)
  (1)I always wanted to be a member of this family (2)Yeah, me too (full quote)
22328 I was sorry to her about your mother; she was a terribly attractive woman... (full quote)
14641 1)We're going to visit your grandmother. 2)Rachel's buried down there too. 1)Who? 3)My wife! 1)Okay, we can swing by her grave too. (full quote)
22860 1)He saved my life you know? 30 years ago i was knifed in a Bazaar in Calcutta, he carried me to the hospital on his back. 2)Who stabbed you? 1)He did... There was a price on my head and he was a hired assassin....Stuck me right in the gut with a shiv. (full quote)
22860 Judge)And how was it possible for Mr. T.... to withdraw these funds without your written authorization. 1)Objection your honor L1)why dont you leave the objections to me 2)cause i started the corporation when i was a minor so my father was the primary signatory onmost of my accounts....He also stole bounds out of my safety deposit box when i was 14. 1)hahaha (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret 1:what? 2:what? 1: what did you say just now? 2:Nothing. 1:Sorry, I just took some meth I am so gone. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Ethel: How long have you been a smoker? Margot: 22 years. Ethel: Well, I think you should quit. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Anyone want to get some cheeseburgers and hit the cemetary? (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me? (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret (Royal):I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me. (Henry Sherman):I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret (Etheline): Chas? What's going on? (Chas): We got locked out of our apartment. (Etheline): Well, did you call a locksmith? (Chas): Uh huh. (Etheline): Well, I don't understand. Did you pack your bags BEFORE you got locked out? (full quote)
  Uzi! what did I just say? Look alive! (full quote)
  I'm very sorry for your loss. your mother was a terribly attractive woman. (full quote)
  That's the last time you put a knife in me, ya hear! (full quote)
  Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. what this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't. (full quote)
  Eli: I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum. Royal: Me too, me too (full quote)
  Let's shag ass.-Royal (full quote)
  Can the boy tell time? Oh my lord no. (full quote)
  Chas: Why'd you kill yourself? Richie: I wrote a suicide note after I regained consciousness. Chas: Is it dark? Richie: It was a suicide note, of course it was. Chas: Can we read it? Richie: No Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us? Richie: I don't think so (full quote)
  You wanna talk some jive? (full quote)
26666 The crickets and the russ-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket, 'Vamanos amigos,' he whispered and threw the busted leather flintcloth over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscallating dusk light. (full quote)
jpsartrean Commentator 1: That's 72 unforced errors for Richie *Name*. He's playing the worst tennis of his life. What's he feeling right now Tex Heyward? Commentator 2: I don't know Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks, and actually I think he's crying. (full quote)
  Well I want to die. (full quote)
  here i come!! (full quote)
  1..crashed his car into the front of the house..2. did i hurt anybody?..3. you ran over the dog! (full quote)
  we're all dead. (full quote)
  Eli: Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Big Horn. what this book pre-supposes is; maybe he didn't? (full quote)
  1: How much does your daddy make you exercise? 2: 12 times a week. (full quote)
10929 Are you trying to steal my woman? (full quote)
  dudley: this cab has a dent in it..... another dent here.... another dent here etc... (full quote)
  Raleigh: Dudley suffers from colorblindness, dyslexia, and has a very well sense of hearing. Dudley from the other room: I'm not colorblind am I? (full quote)
  There He Goes.... - Pagoda (full quote)
  go morticai! (full quote)
25630 1-How long have you been a smoker? 2-22 years. 1-Well I think you should quit. (full quote)
25630 Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. what this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't. (full quote)
msdevo1 Look at that old grizzly bear. (full quote)
Penster I've always been considered an asshole for as long as I can remember (full quote)
  Royal Tennenbaum: Coal train. Mr Sherman: Excuse me. (full quote)
  The crickets and the russ-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket, 'Vamanos amigos,' he whispered and threw the busted leather flintcloth over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscallating dusk light. (full quote)
  Royal: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me. Henry: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch. Royal: Well, I appreciate that. (full quote)
  I know you asshole! (full quote)
  this is my adopted daughter, margot. (full quote)
  Can you see out of it? Not really. Uh-huh. Minor corneal damage. Page me if it spreads to the other eye. (full quote)
  lets shag ass (full quote)
  You wanna talk some jive Coletrain! You wanna talk some jive! I'll talk some jive like you NEVER heard! (full quote)
35902 1)what are you doing? You're on my team! 2)Ha! There are no teams! (full quote)
  Royal: He's not your father. Margot: Neither are you. (full quote)
  That car has a dent in it. And another dent there, and another dent there. (full quote)
  You think I'm especially NOT a genius? (full quote)
36054 Richie- You dropped your cigarettes. Margot-Those aren't mine.Richie- They jusy fell out of your pocket. (full quote)
36054 Richie- I love you. Chas- Stop saying that! (full quote)
36054 Royal- That's just not right dammit! (full quote)
36054 Royal- You used to be a genius. Margot- No I didn't. Royal- Well, that's what they used to say. (full quote)
36054 Richie- Dad, you were never dying. Royal- But I'm gonna live! (full quote)
36054 Richie- I'm going to kill meself tomorrow. (full quote)
36054 Richie- I'm going to kill myself tomorrow. (full quote)
36980 Tennis Announcer 1: That's 72 unforced errors for Richie. He's playing the worst tennis of his life. What's he feeling right now? Tennis Announcer 2: I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying. (full quote)
  Allright, everyone knows Custard dies in the battle of Little Bighorn. what this book presupposes is, maybe he didn't... (full quote)
38605 Go Mordechai (full quote)
36054 Royal: Everyone is against me. Pagoda: Its your fault, man. Royal: I know, but dammit, I want this family to love me. (full quote)
36054 Eli: I'm not in love with you anymore. Margot: I didnt know you ever were. Eli: Lets not make this anymore difficult than it already is. Margot: ok. Eli: ok what? Margot: ok I'm not in love with you either. Eli: I know, youre in love with Richie, which is sick and gross. Margot: Do you send my mother your clippings, and your grades from college? Eli: Please stop belittling me. (full quote)
36054 Eli: you never gave me the time of day until i started getting good reveiws. Margot: and your reveiws arent that good. Eli: but the sales are. (full quote)
36054 Margot: Dudley, where is he? Dudley:...who? (full quote)
  1) You can't do this to me in my house! 2) This isn't your house 1) Don't argue semantics with me! (full quote)
  where is he? Who? (full quote)
10929 Are there priests on call? (full quote)
10929 I'll have a butterscotch sundae, I guess. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Dad, you were never dying. 2) But I'm gonna live! (full quote)
  that is the LAST TIME you ever put a knife in me. (full quote)
dabestestmama this is my adopted daughter Margot Tennanbaum (full quote)
10929 This isn't really a tax issue, is it? (full quote)
10929 Didn't seem believable to me. (full quote)