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Death to Smoochy - 2001 Movie Quotes


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16032 (singing and playing acoustic guitar) . . .We'll get that monkey right off of your back, and we'll get you of that smack oh yes we will. Cause that smack can lead to crack, oh yes it can. (stops singing) Carl, you know what I'm talking about... (full quote)
21811 What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough. (full quote)
  Are you ok? I don't know, I am kinda fucked up in general so it is hard to gauge. (full quote)
  I'm goin safari motherfucker...Safari!!! (full quote)
  Cop: Are you ok? Randolph: I'm pretty fucked up all the time so it's hard to gauge. (full quote)
  1) Are you ok? 2) I'm pretty fucked up in general so it's kind of hard to gage. (full quote)
21209 You'd better grow eyes in the back of your fuckin head you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubbered ass. I'm going on safari motherfucker...safarrrrrrri..mmmpphhhhhhhhhhhhhh (full quote)
21209 When I was young and my brother and I played cowboys and indians, I was always the chinese railroad-worker. (full quote)
21209 Well, wasn't that fun...in an akward sort of way. (full quote)
21209 I'M RAINBOW FUCKING RANDOLPH (full quote)
  the krinkle kids are ten feet under...with you (full quote)
Beat Rice 1: If you need me, I'll be in my office. It's the big one with the view. 2: All of them have a view, a**hole! 1: Not looking this way, cupcakes! (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret (Sheldon):So you see, kids, a stepfather is just like a new puppy. He needs love and care. Remember though, if your stepdad is EVER abusive towards YOU or MOMMY, what's the magic numbers? (Kids): 9-1-1! (Sheldon): Thaaaaaaat's right! (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Captain Kangaroo, like Jesus Christ, was someone you could really believe in. With those guys it wasn't about the bells and whistles and the rickety rackety, it was all about the work. Especially Jesus. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret (Sheldon):I'll be in my office, the big one with a view! (Nora): They all have views, you dumb shit! (Sheldon): Not looking this way, cupcake! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Sheldon: Norah, how could you do it with wally the Whale? Randolph: Thar she blows! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin (Bashing in television) Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Mupppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin (Talking about the penis cookie)What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin (Randolph calling Sheldon)You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I![rhino noise] (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin You can't change the world, but you can make a dent. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin (At cousin's funeral) It's a shame this happened. Ok boys, let's go pray and get shitfaced. (full quote)
  I'm Rainbow FUCKING Randolph (full quote)
  the fire... it's driving me MAD!!!! (full quote)
  Friends come in all sizes, that's a fact it's true. All the colors of the Rainbow, from mauve to blue. (full quote)
  She's Right Shel you have to keep you dignity in tact... OWWW, my ballS!!! They're on FIRE!!! (full quote)
  Now young Moses, I am your Pharoh... and YOU are my slave (full quote)
  Smoochy is the face of EVIL!!! (full quote)
  Theres lotta kids and a lotta junkies counting on me out there.... (full quote)
  Well big junkies come from little junkies...we gotta nip this thing in the bud... (full quote)
CarmiCrowe No, You know, yeah. (full quote)
Ferrisb911 He's a bottle of pancake syrup with legs! (full quote)
Ferrisb911 My stepdad's not mean he's just adjusting... (full quote)
Ferrisb911 Bite me Buddah! (full quote)
CarmiCrowe #1: Are you okay? #2: Well, you know, I'm pretty fucked up in general so its kinda hard to gage. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe Come on boys, let's go pray and get shit-faced. (full quote)
  Smoochy holds up a penis-shaped Cookie made by Randolph. Randolph: What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough. (full quote)
  I'm a little fucked up right now, so hits kinda hard to gauge. (full quote)
  Sheldon: I'll be in my office! It's the big one with the view! Nora: They all have views, you dumb shit! Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake! (full quote)
  I'm not mentally unbalanced. I'm on the same dosage I was always on. (full quote)
  Rainbow Randolph is the king yes oh yes he is. Rainbow Randolph is the king yes oh yes he is. Wit a laugh laugh hea and a sing sing there hea a laugh there a sing everywhere is fun fun. Rainbow Randolph is the king.... lalalalala. (full quote)
  Right there I had a big picture of a naked woman with a little plant for a little bush, not a picture of your f*cking mother. (full quote)
  My name isnt Wandolph its Randolph.shes a fuckin liar shes been down on everythin except the titanic. (someone said u were crazy) who the fuck said that who said that. (my client is havin a psycho depression) some1 touched my ass (throws an egg) omg i've been shot i'm bleedin someone grabbed my ass (full quote)
  when my brother and i played cops and robbers, i was always the Chinese railroad worker! (full quote)
  everyone wants a piece of my ass. im like a toaster oven at macy's, RANDOLPHS ASS ISLE 3! (full quote)
  You said,you didn't specify a color. (full quote)
  You said kill the rhino,you didn't specify a color. (full quote)
  I'M RAINBOW FUCKING RANDOLPH.I know the way out. (full quote)
  When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. (full quote)
  ::While Smoochy is singing about the healthy cookies, Rainbow Randolph waits back stage waiting from the Penis cookie to be pulled out.:: ::Soochy sings:: They have milk and juice for an energy boost! Rainbow Randolph- Whatever that means you fucking peasant.. (full quote)
  ::While Smoochy is singing about the healthy cookies, Rainbow Randolph waits back stage waiting for the Penis cookie to be pulled out.:: ::Soochy sings:: They have milk and juice for an energy boost! Rainbow Randolph- Whatever that means you fucking peasant.. (full quote)
  Allow me to untangle this web of shit. Smoochy the Rhino is the real deal, I don't care if his last job was juggling apples for a hut full of pigmies on the outskirts of the congo. This man fits the bill. (full quote)
  Allow me to untangle this web of shit. Smoochy the Rhino is the real deal, I don't care if his last job was juggling apples for a hut full of pigmies on the outskirts of the Congo. This man fits the bill. (full quote)
  Man someone throw me a beach towel, cause my head is swimmin (full quote)
  Someone hand me a beach towel,my head is swimming. (full quote)
  Squeaky fucking clean! (full quote)
  You can't mess with the parade of hope. They're the roughest of all the charities! (full quote)
  1- I thought you cleaned up!? 2- yeah, I cleaned up half of the poppies in Asia! (full quote)
  hello, little nipple nibbler! the rhino's a nazi!!! (full quote)
  you dont even see children out there anymore do you? all you see are wallets with pig tails (full quote)
  It's small, but it's fierce!!!!! (full quote)
  Don't do what I did. Keep your dignity....Ah! My balls! They're on fire! (full quote)
  I've never owned a gun; I don't believe in them. When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railway worker. (full quote)
  you know what to do with the hand lotion...you jerk off! (full quote)
  Friends come in all sizes, take it from meeeee.... (full quote)
20947 I'M RAINBOW-FUCKING-RANDOLPH!!!!! (full quote)
31405 what the fuck are you doing? You can't Do that! Do you know who I am? I'm Rainbow Fucking Randal!!! I AM RAINBOW FUCKING RANDAL!!!!!!!! (full quote)
bc_logan (Holding Penis Shaped Cookie) It's a.... umm... uh... It's a ROCKET SHIP!!!!!!! (full quote)
bc_logan (Whispering) Get my cookie... Get my cookie... hehehehehe (full quote)
bc_logan (Spray painted on wall) SMOOCHY IS A NAZI (full quote)
bc_logan The Rhino is a Nazi.. (full quote)
37193 Its the rhino..the Devil sent him to destroy me! (full quote)