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K-PAX - 2001 Movie Quotes


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14197 The Universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then it will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't know is that when the Universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make you will live through again and again forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around because this time is all you have. (full quote)
14145 English isn't that difficult a language to learn. You should try speaking Paxo (click) Nee-(T with a smack)-ah-eh-T-pa-ooh(Tee click)-a-eh. (full quote)
14145 Prot: I had never been to a class BA-3 planet before. Mark: Class BA-3? Prot: Early stage of evolution-future uncertain. (full quote)
14145 Doctor...doctor...doctor...doctor...How many doctors are there on this planet? (full quote)
14145 Adios aloha. I'm already back. (full quote)
14145 Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans (most of you) subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its stupidity. Even your Buddah and your Christ have quite a different vision but nobody's paid much attention to them, not even the Buddists or the Christians. You humans...sometimes it's hard to imagine how you've made it this far. (full quote)
14145 You seem overly upset, Mark. To borrow a phrase from Navaro-you need to chill. (full quote)
14145 Astronomer: How could you know this? Prot: Every K Paxian knows this, just as every child on earth knows your planet revolves around the sun. It's common knowledge, right? (full quote)
14145 Well Mark, don't get me wrong. I mean, you've been very hospitable...hospital...hospitable, but my time here is almost up and I can't wait to get back. (full quote)
14145 Mark: You're telling me that you're beaming back to K Pax on July 27th? Prot: At 5:51 am, eastern time. (full quote)
14145 (bark bark bark) She says she doesn't like it when you hide her favorite tennis shoe and she doesn't hear so well on her...on her left side so don't sneak up on her anymore. (full quote)
14145 Don't worry. I'm not going to jump out of your chest. (full quote)
14900 The universe will expand and then collapse back and expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't know is that when the Universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make you will live through, again and again, forever. So my advise to you is to get it right this time around, because this time is all you have. (full quote)
14310 For an educated man, you ask alot of questions. (full quote)
  Prot: (after being handed a pen), A more efficient writing tool. (full quote)
  Reproducing feels like being kicked in the nutts. (full quote)
  K-paxians only shit twice a solar year. Shitting feels like being strangled by a clothes hanger, then getting the rim of your butthole papercut. (full quote)
  On K. Pax we execute the homosexuals. I suggest you don't make any trips to my planet. (full quote)
15993 How many doctors are there on this planet? (full quote)
  your produce alone has been worth the trip... (full quote)
Miles J On K-PAX when I am gone nobody misses me. There would be no need. Yet I sense when I leave here, I will be missed. (full quote)
  Mark, for an educated man you seem to repeat yourself alot. (full quote)
22299 your produce alone has been worth the trip. (full quote)
22801 your produce alone has been worth the trip (full quote)
  rules? we cant break any rules. no laws, no lawyers. (full quote)
10929 -what would you say if I told you I think you're as human as I am? -I would say you're in need of a thorazine drip, Doctor. (full quote)
10929 I shall miss Earth. It has great potential. (full quote)
10929 Every being in the universe knows right from wrong, Mark. (full quote)
10929 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch. (full quote)
10929 Most of you humans subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its stupidity. (full quote)
29417 Don't worry, I'm not going to burst through your chest. (full quote)
  Don't give me this beam of light shit (full quote)
  I travel light. (full quote)
  Josh-(descrbing Prot) Whoa. He looks like data. (full quote)
  Mark: Prot, it's one thing to take an interest in your fellow patients, it's quit another to make them think that you can cure them. Prot: You seem overly upset, Mark. TO borrow a phrase from Navarro You need to chill. For your information, Mark, all beings have the capacity to cure themselves,Mark. That's something that we've known on K-PAX for millions of years. Mark: Listen to me. I'm a doctor, you're a patient. Prot: Doctor, patient, curious human distinction. Mark: It's not your job to cure Howie or Ernie or Maria or anyone else, it's mine. Prot: Then why haven't you cured them yet? (full quote)
Marvin Acme And this morning my head fell off but I was able to sew it back on again with dental floss...waxed of course. (full quote)