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| 18805 |
I LIKE fluffy!
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| 18805 |
Pudge controls the weather.
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| 18805 |
He looks like a koala...an evil koala.
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| 18805 |
Ohana means family...Family means nobody gets left behind...or forgotten.
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| 18805 |
You look like you're an Elvis fan.
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| 18805 |
1) Abomination!
2) Stupid-head!
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| 18805 |
1) (waves brance threateningly at 2) Talk! I know you can!!
2) (sighs) Okay, okay...
1) AAAH!! (beats 2 with a branch)
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| 18805 |
(sticking spoons dressed as little girls in a pickle jar, shakes the jar, sitting next to a voodoo book) My friends need to be punished.
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| 2489 |
Its small and broken,but still good. Yeah,still good.
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You forgot Cute and Fluffy!!!
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She needs some LOVIN'
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Hula teacher: Lilo, why are you late?
Lilo: It's Thursday!
*teacher gives Lilo a weird look*
Lilo: *sigh* Every Thursday, I give Pudge the fish a sandwich, but we were out of peanut butter!
Hula teacher: Pudge is a....fish?
Lilo: So I asked my sister what I should give him, and she said tuna. I can't give Pudge tuna! *whispers* Do you know what tuna is?
Hula teacher: It's....fish....
Lilo: IT'S FISH!!!!! I can't give Pudge fish! If I gave Pudge fish, I'd be an abomination! I had to go to the store, and buy peanut butter, cause all we had WAS STINKIN' TUNA!!!!
Hula teacher: Lilo! Lilo! Why is this so important to you?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle: She's crazy.....
*Lilo jumps on Myrtle and starts beating the crap out of her*
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Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.
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Stitch- Stitch..
Grand Council Woman- what
Stitch-my name stitch
Grand Council Woman- okay stitch....(looks at stitch puzzled)
stitch- does stitch have to go on the ship?
Grand Council Woman- yes
stitch- can stitch say good bye?
Grand Council Woman- yes....(stitch walks by her to Lilo and Nani) Who are they?
stitch- this is my family...i found them..all on my own...it is little and broken but still good..yea still good
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Lilo-Mr. Bubbles, aliens are attacking my house...They want my dog...
Plickly-no need to get the authorities involved....everythings okay here.
Cobra Bubbles- Lilo who was that?
LIlo- It's okay my dog found the chainsaw.
Cobra Bubbles- no lilo don't hang up....
(lilo hangs up phone)
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G.C.W.- you look familiar? (stares at C.B. puzzled)
C.B.- CIA roswell
G.C.W.- oh yes you had hair back then.
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Nani- CIA?
C.B.- former CIA. Saved the world once convinced an alien race that mosquitos were an endangered race.
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His destrctive programming is taking affect. He will irresistably drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse trafic signs and steal everyone's left shoe
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His destrctive programming is taking affect. He will irresistably drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse trafic signs and steal everyone's left shoe
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Wanna listen to the King?? You look like an Elvis fan!!
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MEEGA NA LA QURISTA!
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| Emania |
Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw!
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| 3419 |
Nani: You're such a pain! Lilo:So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead? Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you! Lilo: Good,then you'll be happy, 'cause it'll be smarter than me too! Nani: And quieter! Lilo: You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky,like you! (slams door) Nani:(really freaking out) GO TO your ROOM!!!! Lilo:(opens door) I'm already in my room!!!! (slams door)
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Leave me alone to die.
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lilo: your knuckles say cobra.
*mr. bubbles cracks knuckles*
lilo: cobra bubbles... you don't look like a social worker...
cobra: i'm special classification.
lilo: have you ever killed anyone?
cobra: we're getting off the subject.
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Lilo, Lo Lo, Do we have a lobster door? No, we have a dog door. We're getting a dog.
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Lil:Hello...? Helllo...? Are there any Aminals in here? (all the dogs hide then stitch hears Lilo and pops out of cage)
Lilo:Hi!
Stitch:...Hi
Pound Owner:Oh yes all of our dogs are adoptable...EXCEPT THAT ONE Nani:what IS THAT THING!?
Pound Owner: A dog...I think...It was dead this morning
Nani:it was DEAD this morning?
Lilo: I like it!
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I'm all about coffee....... I'm all about saving people...
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Here! Educate yourself!
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| skydragon |
Lilo: You have cobra tatooed on your knuckles. Cobra Bubbles, have you ever killed anybody. Mr Bubbles: We're getting of the subject.
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| 22216 |
You no no no! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We're getting a dog!
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| 4384 |
what about Ohana?
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| 4384 |
Girl #1: Oh no, gravity is increasing on me.
Girl #2: No it's not!
Girl #1: Sure it is, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday.
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you rotten sister, your butt is CRUSHING ME! why do you hafta act so WEIRD?
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Shelter worker: Mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable
*lilo and stitch walk out*
Shelter worker: EXCEPT THAT ONE!!
Nani: what is that thing?!?
Shelter worker: A dog...I think....but it was dead this morning!
Nani: It was DEAD this morning?!
Shelter worker: Well, we THOUGHT it was dead! It was hit by a truck!
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1) You wreak everything you touch. Why not try building something for a change? *2 does as he is told* 1) Wow. San Francisco.
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Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience
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Nani: I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push puree, bake you into a pie, and feed it to the social worker! And when he says 'Wow, this is great! What's your secrect?' I'm gonna say....
*social worker pulls Nani out of dog door*
Nani: AH!! Love...and nurturing....Hi....
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Social Worker: So tell me Lilo, are you happy?
Lilo: I'm adjusted. *saying what Nani is motioning to her behind SW's back* I eat four food groups and look both ways before crossing the street, and take long naps...
*Nani happily punches fist in the air*
Lilo: And get disciplined?
Social worker: Disciplined?
Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good! Sometimes 5 times a day!
With bricks!
Nani: *whisperes* no!
Social worker: BRICKS?
Lilo: Uh huh. And a pillowcase.
Nani: O-KAY! That's enough sugar for you. Why don't ya run along *mutters irritatedly* ya little cutie....
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| 3225 |
blue punchbuggy! no punchbacks!
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| 3225 |
1) Did you lose your job because of (name) and me? 2) Nah, the owner is a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead 1) I knew it
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| 3225 |
1) Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I read her diary 2) She thinks its fancy?
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| 3225 |
1) He used to be a collie before he got ran over
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| 3225 |
1) You're head looks swollen 2) Actually, she's just ugly
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| 3225 |
Bad dog barking at nothing
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No more caffeine for you!
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teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet? Lilo: It's sandwich day. teacher: (Confused look) Lilo: Every Thursday i take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. teacher: Pudge, is a fish?? Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna!!!! (wispers)Do you know what tuna is?? teacher: (Confused) Fish??? Lilo: ITS FISH!!!!!!!! IF I GAVE PUDGE FISH, ID BE AN ABOLOMINATION!!!!!! IM LATE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY PEANUT BUTTER BECAUSE ALL WE HAD WAS, WAS STINKIN TUNA!!!!!! teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important? Lilo: (Seriously) Pudge controls the weather.
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Lilo: A falling star I call it. Get out, Get out.
Nani: Oh No gravity is increasing on me.
Lilo: No it's not.
Nani: Yes it is Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday
Lilo: Rotten sister you're body is CRUSHING me!
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Nani: Something that wont die.Something sturdy,ya know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo,you lolo.Do we have a lobster door? No.We have a dog door.Were getting a dog.
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1) what are you doing here? 2) Getting a beer 1) In Alaska? 2) yea well I like cold beer
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I will always love ia for ever and always til' he day i die and will neverlove any body else i luv u ian
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Cobra Bubbles: Tell me, are you happy?
Lilo: I'm adjusted....I eat 3 meals a day and look both ways before crossing the street...
(Nani rooting her on)
Lilo: And get disiplined?
(Nani saying no)
Cobra Bubbles: Disiplined?
Lilo: Yeah, she disiplines me real good. Sometimes 5 times a day..With bricks!
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: ...in a pillow case.
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| GenieChick |
This is my family,,,I found it!
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| DMichaels |
1) Did you lose your job mecause of stitch and me? 2) Nah. The Manager's a vampire, and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. 1) I knew it.
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| 19580 |
Now, that's not a real name...in Iceland...but here it's a good name.
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| CarmiCrowe |
Do you know what tuna is made of?
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| 19580 |
Oh, yes, all of our dogs are adoptable. Except for that one!
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| 19580 |
Are there any aminals in here?
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| brilo211 |
1) Does it have to be that one? 2) yes he's good, i can tell
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| 19755 |
Look,a mosquito has chosen me for her perch. She's so... Beatiful. Look!there's another,why It's a whole swarm of them, they're nuzzling my skin with their noses, they're...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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This is my family. It may be little and broken, but still good (still good).
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He used to be a collie before he got run over.
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Look how curious the little puppy is. this is my room and this is your bed. this is your dolly and bottle. see doesn't spill. i filled it with coffee. hey thats my bed. NO DON'T TOUCH THAT DON'T EVER TOUCH THAT!
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Im so cute .... IM FLUFFY!!!!!!!
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| 30778 |
Officer:Ma I remind the captain that he is still on duty Captain:(Grunt sounds and walks away)seal the containment bay.(captain walks into the bridge and sits down)does this look infected.
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| 30778 |
1.I prefer to be called evil genius(mad laughing on his back)
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(lilo with pickle jar and spoons) my friends need to be punished
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nani-and your..... social worker- the 'stupidhead'
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pilot (1): he took a police cruiser! pilot (2): ya,he took the red one
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here educate yourself
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are they intelligent? no but theyre very delicate in fact ever time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to start life all over again
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| Leashy004 |
1)EEK..Save me 2)No more caffeine for you
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| beekers |
He will back up sewer systems, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.
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Does this look infected to you?
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“This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”
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*this situation is FAR too hazardous! that girl is a part of the mosquito food chain...HERE...educate urself!*
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grand councilwoman- you!, your the cause of all this , if it weren't for you experiment 626 none of...(stitch interoups)stitch! my name stitch!
grand councilwoman- o.k. if it weren@t for stitch er.
stitch- does stitch have to go in the ship
g.c-yes..
stitch- can stitch say goodbye
g.c. yes
stitch - thankyou (walks to lilo and nani)
g.c.- who are you?
stitch - this is my family i found it all on my oun its little and broken but still good, year still good (walks to ship sad)
pleaky- does he have to go
g.c. - you know as well as i do that our laws are absalute i can not change what the council has decided.
cobra- lilo didn't you buy that thing from the shelter.
lilo - (takes out form) wait (puls g.c. robe)3 days ago i boutstitch from the shelter i payed 2 dollers for himm see the stamp if you take him your stealing.
g.c.- take note of this(takes cuffs of stitch) this creacher has been sentenced to life in exile which will be served out here on earth
g.c means grand councilwomman
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*stitches ship* kaooooom boom
*stitch* (jumps from recage) ha um cheeky ha ha ha ha ha ah
*stitch* jumps on road and soots two raindrops then starts raining
heeeeee as het turns his head
reabit uku nada da chita chita honk honk crasnbhhh
stitch gets runover
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g=gantu
s=stitch
l=lilo
n=nani
g=relax enjoy the trip and look i even got you a little snack
ship takes of and stitch pops out of cace and lands on ground hurting his head
s=stands up rubbing his head then nani beats him with stick
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LILO: your knuckles say Cobra.
Cobra Bubbles...
You don't look like a social worker.
Did you ever kill anyone?
COBRA: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you... Are you...happy?
LILO: (big grin) (sighs) I'm ajusted. I eat 4 food groups and look both ways before crossing the street. I take long naps... and get disciplined?
COBRA: Disciplined.
LILO: (excitedly) Yeah she discliplines me real good! sometimes 5 times a day! with bricks!
COBRA: Bricks?
LILO: Uh-huh. In a pilowcase
NANI:OK thats enough sugar for you. Why don't you run along you little cutie(through gritted teeth)
So... thirsty (walks over to refrigerator)
COBRA: let me illuminate to the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I and the one they call when things go wrong. And trust me things have indeed gone wrong.
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LILO: your knuckles say Cobra.
Cobra Bubbles...
You don't look like a social worker.
Did you ever kill anyone?
COBRA: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you... Are you...happy?
LILO: (big grin) (sighs) I'm ajusted. I eat 4 food groups and look both ways before crossing the street. I take long naps... and get disciplined?
COBRA: Disciplined.
LILO: (excitedly) Yeah she discliplines me real good! sometimes 5 times a day! with bricks!
COBRA: Bricks?
LILO: Uh-huh. In a pilowcase
NANI:OK thats enough sugar for you. Why don't you run along you little cutie(through gritted teeth)
So... thirsty (walks over to refrigerator)
COBRA: let me illuminate to the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I and the one they call when things go wrong. And trust me things have indeed gone wrong.
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Pickley: You're just jealous cuz I'm pretty!
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| JessHays |
It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
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| JessHays |
what we went hit?
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| JessHays |
Mahalo plenty!
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| JessHays |
Conceirge-ering ... is my life!
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| JessHays |
Elvis was a model citizen.
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| JessHays |
I am ALL ABOUT coffee!
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| JessHays |
You leave my mother out of this!
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| JessHays |
(whispered) Do you know what tuna is?? (screamed) IT'S FISH!
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| JessHays |
New job ... model citizen. Capisce?
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| JessHays |
In case you're wondering ... this did not go well.
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| JessHays |
your knuckles say COBRA.
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| JessHays |
L: Have you ever killed anybody? C: We're getting off the subject.
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| JessHays |
I'm the one they call when things go wrong ... and things have indeed gone wrong.
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| JessHays |
N: CIA? C: Former. Saved the world once.
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| JessHays |
She looks like she could use some lovin!
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| JessHays |
I just wanna dance ... I practiced!
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| JessHays |
S: Waiting ... J: For what? S: My family!
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| JessHays |
(sniffs) Did you set yourself on fire again?
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| JessHays |
Why don't you just sell me and buy a rabbit?
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| JessHays |
You could just date me and we'll call it even.
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| JessHays |
I'm no doctor, but I know there's no better cure ... than a couple of boards and some choice waves.
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| JessHays |
Oh good ... my dog found the chainsaw!
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| JessHays |
p: Oh good, I wanted to add theft, endangerment and insanity to the list of things I did today. J: You too?
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| JessHays |
Oh I can't complain Mom .. I'm camping out with a convicted criminal.
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| JessHays |
L: You don't look like a social worker. C: I'm a special classification.
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| JessHays |
I'm sorry I bit you ... and pulled your hair ... and punched you in the face.
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| JessHays |
Oh GREAT! He's loose!
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| JessHays |
WHAT? after all you put me through,you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT? .... Fine!
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| JessHays |
Aliens are all about rules.
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| JessHays |
This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size.
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| 25827 |
I'm also cute and fluffy!!!
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| 25827 |
With just three easy steps, you too can be as popular as Elvis.
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| QuickStopRST |
Weega, nala kweesta!!
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| QuickStopRST |
Well, that would be a BAD IDEA!!!
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| 10929 |
How do you plead?
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Nani; She has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that...thing.
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Hi my house s being attacked be aliens! oh good my dog found the chainsaw!
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Jumba: Soooo... tell me, my little one eyed one. On which, poor, defenceless planet has my experiment been Unleasshhhhed?
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STUPID HEAD!!
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Lilo:(To Stitch)You came back...
Stitch:(To Lilo)Nobody gets left behind...
(Lilo kisses Stitch on the nose)
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I prefer to be called evil genius!
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I prefer to be called evil genius!
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Lilo: Ohana means 'family'. Family means...(Nani and Lilo together) 'nobody gets left behind'. Lilo: Or... Nani: Or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use ohana against me. (Lilo and Nani stick out their tongues at each other)
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Let me illuminate to you the percarious situation i which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
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| 10929 |
Elvis was a model citizen.
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| sassy84 |
I...I'm lost.
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| chaparrita1121 |
Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten
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