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About a Boy - 2002 Movie Quotes

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  I am an island. I am bloody Ibiza! (full quote)
  I'll probably drop her on her head, and forget all her birthdays til she's eighteen. Then I'll take her out, get her drunk... and lets face it, probably try to shag her! (full quote)
25630 The thing is that a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show and The Will Show is not an ensemble drama. (full quote)
25630 I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and sleep with her. (full quote)
  you hafta mean things to help people. she meant playing killing her softly. i didn't mean anything and i knew this garanteed me a depression free life. (full quote)
  the kid took to me right away. it could be because on our first meeting i took her to the zoo n shook her upside down. i wish all relationships with human beings were that easy. (full quote)
9200 Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in. (full quote)
9200 I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. after about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* penis off with a kitchen knife. (full quote)
27812 1) Oh, haven't seen you in a while. How's Ned? 2) Who? 1)Ned! your son. 2)Oh. He's crap. Made him up so I could get close to women. 1) You're sick! (full quote)
27812 Look who's coming round the bend, it's santa and his reindeer friends... (full quote)
27812 Please don't try to commit suicide again. (full quote)
27812 MARCUS: At least she looked good. I got her to put on that nice hairy jumper and those earings her friend got her from Zimbabwe.WILL: The kid seemed to think we were on some kind of date. As for his mother, she was clearly insane and appeared to be wearing some kind of yeti costume. (full quote)
  Marcus: He's off his head! Will: No he's not Marcus: He said he'd cut me up into little pieces and hide me under the floorboards! Will: He did? Marcus: No, but I'm sure he's capable of it (full quote)
  Ali: She's not keen on him... she's only keen on ME!!! (full quote)
  WILL: So there I was, killing them softly with my song...or rather, being killed and not that softly either. (full quote)
vanilla (Fiona): Will, am I a bad mother? (Will): No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just a barking lunatic. (full quote)
  listen to me you god damn hippie (full quote)
  I think I killed a duck. (full quote)
30842 You like rap? Yeah. It's by black people. They're angry most of the time, but sometimes they just want to have sex. (full quote)
26686 M: Oh, don't worry, I think your mum is keen on him. A: [Shouting] She's not keen on him! She's only keen on me! (full quote)
26686 1: You will end up childless and alone. 2: Well, fingers crossed, yeah. (full quote)
  I am Bloody Ibiza (full quote)
  Will: Oh God, the anti-christ. Hello barney! (full quote)
  Will: Well? Don't well me about this you daft, fucking hippy! (full quote)
Almightynoitall and there I was, killing them softly with my song... (full quote)
Almightynoitall and it was horrible... but driving fast behind that ambulance was fantastic! (full quote)
  Me, I didn't mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life. (full quote)
36547 shake your Uhhh (full quote)
  Will: Oh no! November the sodding 19th... Six weeks before bloody Christmas and they were already playing that song! (full quote)
  listen you shitty little squitty snot nosed bastard (full quote)
  Oi titch! (full quote)
  [Marc]: He said he'd cut me up in little pieces and hide me under the floorboards! [Will]: He said that? [Marc]: No...but I'm sure he's capable of it! (full quote)
  die you homo i hate you go kill urself (full quote)
  [Fiona is crying] Fiona : I mean, he's a special - very, very special boy and he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it. Will : Oh, please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul! (full quote)
1454 Oh yeah. Ducks are my favorite animals, except for Dolphins. They can kill sharks just with their noses! (full quote)
  Marcus- Hello; Girl- piss off (full quote)
  Will- fucking hell. Marcus- i don't know why he cusses like that. but it makes me feel good. (full quote)
45480 1.Well I didn't think I'd have to remember it, did I? Did you read the part where I said I'd always love you? 2.It's a bit hard for you to love me when you're dead, isn't it? (full quote)
  For a moment I loved him, really loved him. (full quote)