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Igby Goes Down - 2002 Movie Quotes

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  I am drowning in assholes (full quote)
  If heaven is such a wonderful place, then how is getting crucified such a big sacrifice? ~Igby Slocumb (full quote)
  ...Her one woman show wasnt terribly well received at the Pyramid tongiht. I told her that Luft was just too obscure. People just think that youre doing a bad Liza...People arent ready for Peeka. ~Russell (full quote)
vanilla (I): Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Columbia. (O): Economics. (I): Semantics. (full quote)
vanilla Oliver: Our father would be a slippery when schizophrenic sign, for instance....along the highway of life. (full quote)
  good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate... (full quote)
28491 good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate. (full quote)
25630 She's a dancer who doesn't dance. He's a painter who doesn't paint. It's like a bohemian version of the Island of Misfit Toys. (full quote)
25630 1- what kind of name is Igby? 2- One that a person named Sookie is in no position to question. (full quote)
25630 How many Vasser professors and intellectual theologians beget nymphomanaical, pseudo-Bohemian JAPs? (full quote)
Sol Goode 1)Are you a vegetarian? 2)Why would you ask something like that? 1)I've just never seen anyone roll a joint like that 2)What does that have to do with being a vegetarian? 1)Well they're just so precious 2)I roll perfect joints! 1)I'm not putting them down, they're incredible 2)Thank you 1)It's incredible that a human being could roll such neat little joints 2)You make it sound like I'm anal or something 1)No not anal, vegetarian 2)What does that mean? 1)Well, you don't roll like big rasta-splif joints do you? your joints are like salad joints, not big, sloppy, bleeding cheeseburger-that-you rip-into kind of joints 2)I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me; sex is for me 1)Right 2)Okay so I am a vegetarian but for strictly moral reasons (full quote)
  You know what I think about when I'm this close to another body? I think one day, at one moment, this body that I'm holding in my arms will stop breathing, stop living, just... stop. (full quote)
  I believe that certain people in life are meant to fall by the wayside - to serve as warnings for the rest of us, signposts along the way. ~ D.H. (full quote)
  Humor me and fuck off. (full quote)
Jay (1)what kind of name is Igby? (2)The kind of name that someone named Sookie is in no position to question. (full quote)
Jay Anne Frank! Anne Frank! The soldiers are gone. Come out and play. (full quote)
  pavlov's pothead: whenever I hear a bong clink, my eyes begin to water (full quote)
  I'm not going with you igby. But i'm scared (full quote)
  you see, i have this...i feel this great pressure coming down on me. It's crushing me. (full quote)
  (Igby) Not going to New jersey isn't procrastinating, its common sense. (full quote)
  It's just you and me old man. (full quote)
  Igby to Sookie: You're a real fucking upper. (full quote)
  1:We've gotta go now. 2:I can't go now, Igby. Things have changed. 1:You are my friend. That hasn't changed. (full quote)
39597 1:We've gotta go now. 2:I can't go now, Igby. Things have changed. 1:You are my friend. That hasn't changed. (full quote)
39597 His creation was an act of animosity. Why shouldn't his life be one? (full quote)
39597 You are a furious boy and eventually it's gonna eat you up. (full quote)
21211 She's a dancer who doesn't dance. He's a painter who doesn't paint. It's like the Boho version of the Island of Misfit Toys. (full quote)
21211 I love the fact that the captain of the morality team invites his chick to the same party as his wife, who let's face it, isn't the sharpest tool in the shed anymore. And what's more, none of their supposed mutual friends protects her. None of them bats a fucking eyelash at his hypocrisy. I love that, I really do. Embrace your moral hypocrisy, D.H., go for it. (full quote)
21211 He was ten-speeding a gazillion miles per hour through Central Park. You know, racing with all the other young Turks. When, all of a sudden he caught a glimpse of himself in the handlebar mirror and became so... aroused by it that he burst his Speedo shorts which then got caught in the gears and threw him right on his face. Splatter. (full quote)
21211 Pavlov's pothead... I hear the sound of a bong clink and my eyes begin to water. (full quote)
21211 If heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a big fucking sacrifice? (full quote)
21211 Igby:It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead. Oliver: You beat up her corpse. Igby: I know, but after that. (full quote)
  Ok, so I am vegitarian, but for strictly moral reasons. (full quote)
  You have been a very bad older brother... (full quote)
  second watch is early. (full quote)
  Do you plan on bathing sometime this week? It seemed to have slipped your mind last week. (full quote)
  Yuck, is this strawberry? (full quote)
  I think he really should have considered his fucking options...don't you? (full quote)
  I'm only as effective as you allow me to be. (full quote)
  I was going to say we were both born only children, but that sounds like something you would say. (full quote)
desidesidesi Why would I lie when I could just say no? (full quote)