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Master of Disguise, The - 2002 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  You ever seen a shark's eyes chief? Roll over white....like a dog. (full quote)
  1: Hey, did you see a dark haired man go running by here!?! 2: Dark haired man go runnin by....dark haired man go in da wata.....Shak in da wata......What's the matter chief...ya eva seen a shak's eyes before......They rooolllll over white....like a dog......July, 1986, 29 kids go into the wata.....icecream man gets the rest. (full quote)
  Am I not turtly enough for the turle club....... turtle turtle turtle (full quote)
  I'm going to be a master of disguise, i'm going to be a master of disguise, i'm going to be a master of....*slap* (full quote)
  So i came down form the roof and went nside the house and I heard some thing. Did it sound like this? *slap slap* yes, but not the pain on my face. 2)I went inside the house and no mama no papa, just ransackery!!!!!! (full quote)
  im going to be a master of disquise, im going 2 be a master of disguise.... (full quote)
  become another person... become anoder person... becum anuder person.. begumanudapurson (full quote)
29711 Yes, the planning time, she comes. (full quote)
29711 We don't want to go anywhere whith you, melon head. (full quote)
29711 We're never going to make babies! (full quote)
29711 Give these to Barney. From his dad. Dad, dad, dad, that Italian guy - me. (full quote)
  would you like some mandarian chicken?? What? and get that little stick stuck in my hhhhhaaaaasofogus??wut else u got? uumm, crad cakes... well,with ur attitude, they should be called crabby cakes, (full quote)
  would you like some mandarian chicken?? What? and get that little stick stuck in my hhhhhaaaaasofogus??wut else u got? uumm, crab cakes... well,with ur attitude, they should be called crabby cakes, (full quote)
1335 1. This is what you're doing. This is what I want you to do. 2. Did you just tell me to shut up?! (full quote)
31035 Ok, now I'm going to ask you, do you have a little weiner and some tiny nuts? (full quote)
31035 My father, your son......holy cannoli, you are my sister!!!!!! (full quote)
beekers Crab cakes? Why, with your attitude they should be crabby cakes. (full quote)
beekers Am I not turtle enough for you?? (full quote)
  this is what your doing this is what i want you to do any questions? Did you just tell me to shut up? Yes! (full quote)
beekers We're not going anywhere with you, melon head! (full quote)
  am i going to fast for ya (full quote)
  1.why dont ya get away from me donkey 2. wut u talkin bout get away from u i'm makin waffles (full quote)
  Do you have a little weiner and some tiny nuts? Ho-yeah. I could tell by looking at you, you have a LITTLE weiner and some TINY nuts. (full quote)
  WHO'S your DADDY? (full quote)
38482 who's your daddy? (full quote)
38482 THAT'S CRAZY...SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK. (full quote)
  I'm Gammy NumNums and have a gammy of my nummi nums! (full quote)
  Mamma's canoli is here! (full quote)
beekers I'm Constable Mueller from the Bavarian Tax Authority. I just need one moment with a Miss Jennifer Baker, just one little minute, I promise I don't bite! (full quote)
beekers Suave, Terry Suave's the name. Get it, got it, doubt it. (full quote)
beekers I knew just by looking at you that you were someone that has a little wiener and some tiny nuts. (full quote)
beekers It's called the perfect plan. Ever heard of it? (full quote)
beekers 1)Am I going too fast for ya? 2)Am I going to fast for ya? 3)Are you mocking my husband? 2)Are you mocking my husband? 3)Cuz you better not be. 2)Cuz you better not be. (full quote)
beekers 1)So, when I get stuff done or when Barney get stuff done, do we pay for it and then bill Delta dental, or do they bill Delta dental directly. I'm just not sure how it works. 2)You sicken me. (full quote)
beekers No more caramel corn for me! (full quote)
beekers 1)Looks like 12th century Tuscan in very good condition. 2)I already knew that! Now let me appraise you: you're an idiot! (full quote)
beekers 1)Did you just tell me to shut up? 2)Yes, you catch on straight away! (full quote)
  Look out backstreet boy! this is one girl scout garenteed not to be the Malcom in your middle! (full quote)
  Boy your a tall glass of water...and i just love mois-ture! (full quote)
  humpty dumpty sat on a wall , but nobody knew what he was doing up there in the first place (full quote)
  opperation minty hippo (full quote)
  I am Prince Lollyjamba from the ringy dingy hights near bombay india, india, india (full quote)
  Pistachio Disguisey: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle, turtle! (full quote)
  Hup 1, Hup 2, I need a Charleston Chew. (full quote)
  a welldidydo my wee spanish lady (full quote)
10929 It's so crazy, it just might work. (full quote)