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xXx - 2002 Movie Quotes


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futz Bitches come (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin So, the moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick. (full quote)
  The things I'm going to do for my country (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle What I'm gonna do for my country. (full quote)
  I live for this shit!! (full quote)
  Wheeee!!! (full quote)
24481 Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what? (full quote)
24481 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you. (full quote)
24481 Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age? (full quote)
24481 Xander: Do you have something else you have to do? And let us big boys have a conversation? Yelena: Conversation? More than a four letter word, you want some ice before your brain overheats? Xander: Ice? Sure you can chip some off your heart, if you can find it. (full quote)
24481 Xander: Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much? (full quote)
24481 Xander: Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking cop and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up! (full quote)
24481 Xander: My boss shot me twice last week, I shot you. It's a vicious cycle. (full quote)
24481 Xander: He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education.......come on Dick, it's the only education we got. (full quote)
24481 Xander: I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in. (full quote)
24481 Gibbons: So are you going to get on the plane or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface?' your final answer? (full quote)
24481 Xander: You're okay, Yorgi Yorgi: Everything's okay.....with vodka. (full quote)
  You have a bazooka?!? Stop thinkin proud police think playstation. Blow Shit up! (full quote)
  Before you ask someone to save the world, you'd better mae sure they like it the way it is. (full quote)
Ferrisb911 I told him that cigarette was gonna kill him one day. (full quote)
1ajas i've just been on a plane for twelve hours. i think i'll stand. (full quote)
25630 I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in (full quote)
CarmiCrowe If you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is. (full quote)
ShadowDragyn It was just a corvette! (full quote)
27182 Milan:Everybody in this club has two things in common. They're filthy rich and they're criminals. Xander:I'll fit in perfect. Except for the filthy rich part. (full quote)
27182 Xander:Guys, what's up? Milan:I told you to sit down. Xander: I've just been on a plane for 12 hours, I think I'll stand. (full quote)
27182 Man:Ok funny guys. I'll show you what we do with funny guys who get in our business. Xander:What? Hog tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent? [laughter] Man:No. We cut off their Achilles tendon and watch em flop around like a Marionette. Unless you have something to tell me. Something I need to know. Xander:Uhh ok. You're short. [laughter] And my friend says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off me. [laughter] Man:Shut up! Xander:Hey, just 2 seconds ago you told us to talk, now it's shut up? I don't mean to nit pick but you're the worst at this torture thing. [man slaps him] You slap me again, and I'm gonna throw you beatin. [man slaps him again] Oh, I hope they're paying you extra for this. (full quote)
27182 Milan:My name is Milan Sova. Czech secret police. When you are here, you are under my jurisdiction. You take my orders, you do what I say and if it become any kind of an inconveniece---I'll shoot you. Xander:That's great. Is this where I'm staying? (full quote)
27182 Milan:I will warn you once. Don't shit in my lawn. Get whatever information your government seeks--and get out. Xander:Let's get this straight. You may not want me here, but I definitely don't wanna be here. 2, I've never been under anyone's jurisdiction. And 3, if you're gonna shoot anybody, shoot that money that sold you this suit. Now I'm tired. I'm going to sleep. (full quote)
27182 Yelena:Do you know what a wire transfer is? Xander:Is she for real? Sweetheart, is there anything you need to do? Let us big boys have a conversation? Yelena:Conversation. A word with 4 syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats? Xander:Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off of your heart---if you could find it. (full quote)
27182 where's my peanuts? (full quote)
27182 Look at me. Do I look like a fan of law enforcement? (full quote)
27182 You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes. The wildcat. She remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. 400 pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after awhile her eyes start to glaze over, and you can tell her soul as died. The same thing happens to a man. Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke. They'll take a wild man like you and throw him in solitary just for the fun of it. No more mountains to board, no more oceans to surf. Just a 6 by 8 cell, with no window and only a bucket to shit in. (full quote)
27182 A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country. (full quote)
27182 1)You know there’s a punk song that says America stands for freedom-- Both 1 and 2) But if you think you’re free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese! (full quote)
27182 1)I’ve been trying to figure out the deal between you two all night. You his woman or what? 2)Yeah, I'm his woman. And if you pay me as much, I'll be your woman too. (full quote)
27182 1)Did you enjoy that? 2)Yeah. 1)good. Cause it will never happen again. (full quote)
27182 1)So you don’t like foreigners, do you? 2)No, you're a pig. 1)What about your boyfriend, is he a pig? 2)You tell me, you should recognize your own kind. (full quote)
27182 1)There’s a back door. 2)Yeah, but if I go out the back door, they’ll know you warned me. 1)If you go out the front, he'll put a bullet in your eye. (full quote)
27182 1)This is AHAB. Think of it as solar powered submarine. It can circumnavigate the globe to reach its target. It need only surface to gather sunshine and to do its business. 2)What is it? What's it's business? 1)Dropping off presents to all the good little boys and girls. (full quote)
  Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up! (full quote)
  Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out of you. (full quote)
  The moral is dont be a dick....dick. (full quote)
  Hold on. These guys are cool, but they're not THAT cool. (full quote)
  If you're going to send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is. -Xander (full quote)
  (after the girl and xXx kissed)Girl:'Did you enjoyed that?' xXx:'Yes, very much' Girl:'Good, cause that was the last that will happen' (full quote)
  When you send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is (full quote)
  Everything is all right with enough vodka (full quote)
  Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much (full quote)
  Streaming Media (full quote)
  Xander:You Got the Camera? Yelena:Why? Xander: Because this is gonna be one hell of a trick! (full quote)
  You've just entered the Xander Zone! (full quote)
  i've always wanted to say this...FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (full quote)
  you have a bazooka? stop thinking prauge police, start thinkin playstation. blow shit up!!! (full quote)
10929 I got a degree from M.I.T. And I bet they picked you up pumping iron in San Quentin? (full quote)
21788 Moral is..Don't be a dick, Dick!!! (full quote)
1ajas So the moral of the story is don't be a dick, Dick. (full quote)
1ajas is this guy gonna hump my leg or what? (full quote)
1ajas Bitches come. So, the moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick. PG-13 2 The things I'm going to do for my country LilRed G 2 What I'm gonna do for my country. PG-13 1 I live for this shit!! G 1 Wheeee!!! Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what? Quoter #24481 PG-13 3 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you. Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age? (full quote)
1ajas So, the moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick. The things I'm going to do for my country LilRed G 2 What I'm gonna do for my country. PG-13 1 I live for this shit!! G 1 Wheeee!!! Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what? Quoter #24481 PG-13 3 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you. Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age? (full quote)
1ajas The things I'm going to do for my country What I'm gonna do for my country. PG-13 1 I live for this shit!! G 1 Wheeee!!! Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what? Quoter #24481 PG-13 3 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you. Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age? (full quote)
1ajas What I'm gonna do for my country. I live for this shit!! G 1 Wheeee!!! Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what? Quoter #24481 PG-13 3 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you. Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age? (full quote)
1ajas Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out of you. (full quote)
1ajas I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!!! (full quote)
1ajas Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you. (full quote)
1ajas He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education.......come on Dick, it's the only education we got. (full quote)
1ajas You remember Dick. He's the guy that tried to ban rap music because he feels the lyrics promote violence. It's music Dick! (full quote)
1ajas It was just a Corvette. (full quote)
1ajas You remember Dick. He's the guy that tried to ban rap music because he feels the lyrics promote violence. It's music Dick! (full quote)
1ajas I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in. (full quote)
1ajas Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you. (full quote)
1ajas He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education... come on Dick, it's the only education we got. (full quote)
1ajas So are you going to get on the plane or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface?' your final answer? (full quote)
1ajas I told him that cigarette was gonna kill him one day. (full quote)
1ajas If you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Ok funny guys. I'll show you what we do with funny guys who get in our business. (2)What? Hog tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent? [laughter] (1)No. We cut off their Achilles tendon and watch em flop around like a Marionette. Unless you have something to tell me. Something I need to know. (2)Uhh, ok. You're short. [laughter] And my friend says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off me. [laughter] (1)Shut up! (2)Hey, just 2 seconds ago you told us to talk, now it's shut up? I don't mean to nit pick but you're the worst at this torture thing. [man slaps him] You slap me again, and I'm gonna throw you a beatin. [man slaps him again] Oh, I hope they're paying you extra for this. (full quote)
1ajas I live for this shit!! (full quote)
27182 1)Sova, what are you doing here? 2)First you set me up at the bar. Then you shoot me in the back. 1)My boss did it to me, I do it to you, it’s a vicious circle. (full quote)
27182 1)So what are you gonna do? Shoot me? 2)Uh huh. Where you want it? In the head--to be quick? Or in the chest for an open casket? So I can see your heart. 1)Can I think about it? (full quote)
27182 1)There’s something I didn’t have the time to tell you before. I’m an agent as well. I’m an agent for FSB--Russian intelligence. You know like your CIA. I’ve been undercover here for two years. 2)2 years? What was your plan, to let them die of old age? (full quote)
27182 1)If I told you not to jump off the Empire state building-- 2)Yeah, you’re right, I’d definitely do it. (full quote)
27182 1)Remember what I told you after you kissed me? 2)Never again? 1)I lied. (full quote)
27182 You got a bazooka. Dude, stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Play Station. Blow shit up. (full quote)
27182 1)See if there’s anything they put in this car that we can use. 2)He's got very bad handwriting. (full quote)
27182 1)That was the flame thrower! Use the rockets! 2)It’s 32! I told you! I told he had bad hand writing! (full quote)
27182 1)I wish I had a video camera! 2)What are you talking about!? 1)Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick! (full quote)
27182 Welcome to the Xander Zone! (full quote)
27182 These monkeys are following me beacause I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. (full quote)
27182 You remember Dick. He's the guy that tried to ban rap music because he feels the lyrics promote violence. It's music Dick! (full quote)
27182 He's also the guy that wants to pull every video game off every shelf in the country. Because he feels the video games dimish the intelligence of our youth. Now come on Dick. It's the only education we got. (full quote)
27182 Ok, ok! I'll turn down the music! (full quote)
27182 Nothing like fresh powder. (full quote)
31448 Next time you send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is ! (full quote)
31448 If you slap me again, i'm gunna throw you a beating ! (full quote)
33333 stop thinkin FBI and start thinkin' playstation and blow shit up (full quote)
46184 Oh the things I'm gonna do for my country! (full quote)