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Not Another Teen Movie - 2001 Movie Quotes


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clarkins Singing: I don't care if we have the same mother, tonight's the night I'm going to fu@k my brother. (full quote)
clarkins Singing: I just jerked off in your french toast. (full quote)
  give me a w, give me a y, give me a pussylicking arse cock shit! (full quote)
25488 Lets get one thing straight here. This is not a cheerocracy. I am the cheertator, I will make the cheercisions around here and I will deal with the cheeronsiquences. Now, if there are no more cheeruptions, we can cheertinue. Thank you. (full quote)
  Yeah Mitch-CUT IT OUT! *mouths STOP* (full quote)
  we're the north compton wildcats we black we kno it we shake our big bootys and show it. we aint white we aint white. we defly aint white BREAK IT DOWN NIGGAZ! (full quote)
  Hippie Albino (sings): I have no pigments..... i need sun-screen. (full quote)
  Im Get n pussy no matter wot (full quote)
  okay, I don't know what you're talking about, cause we've ALWAYS done our routine...right girls? THAT'S RIGHT (full quote)
  sister: how come whenever i tell a guy he can do me where ever he wants he picks in the ass? brother: that was way too much information... sister: no too much information would be telling you that i shit on thier chests when were done (full quote)
  whaa happenin????.. damn shortie dawgs pretendin to be all asian and shit. that cracka is white! cant he see that YO!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  I spend weekend at grandfather's... I played teatherball with my sister (full quote)
11680 I wish someone would take a dump on my chest (full quote)
11680 You can't just start a slow clap at any old time (full quote)
  all i'm supposed to say is stuff like 'damn', 'shit', and 'that is wack'. (full quote)
26781 THAT is apalling. That really upsets me. I can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest before. (full quote)
  Jake: Comeon guys. She's just an illusion. I mean you take the away her clothes, the smell of her hair, the face she makes when she's tounging my balls. (full quote)
  shut your mouth wang chung (full quote)
Marla&Tyler Oh pick me, I'm the one! (full quote)
  Let's make like a tree and branch. (full quote)
deliylah Be the ball, and throw yourself (full quote)
  SINGING 1) I'm getting pussy no matter what 2) Even if it's with dirty slut 3) True love is what i want the most 4) I just jacked off in your french toast (full quote)
  SINGING 1) I'm getting pussy no matter what 2) Even if it's with dirty slut 3) True love is what i want the most 4) I just jacked off in your french toast (full quote)
  Catherine: Jake can you tell me why whenever i ask to put it anywhere they want they stick it in my ass Black guy: Damn Jake: that is way to much information Catherine: To much information would be telling you after they do that i take a dump Black guy: Shit Catherine: On there chest Black Guy: Now that is wack (full quote)
  [Jakes dad puts up princton poster] [Jake walks in the room] Jake: Dad how many times do i have to tell you im not going to Princton Dad: Im just saying try it out for four years and if that doesnt work you can come work with me Jake: Im Not going to live your LIFE! (full quote)
  Priscilla: You put the suck in liposuction You put the ooo in jiu-jitsu You put the ism in This is all just a defense mechanism. (full quote)
  THE SONG Jake: I wish i didn't make that bet, itz not the guy i wanna be, if i could just turn back the clock janey would still be, with me Janey: Tell me mum what should i do, i love this boy, but he has been, untrue Jake: I'll do my best to make things right Janey: I hope we could resolve this fight together: It could happen (it could happen) at the prom - tonight mitch: I'm gunna get pussy no matter what asian boy: Even if it's with dirty slut other boy: true love is what i want the most cook: i jus jerked off in your french toast Catherine: I don't care if we have the same mother, tonight i am gunna fuk my brother Pricilla: in a few hours i'll been queen of the prom Dad: i've been an alcoholic since my first tour in nam Austin: I askd janey to the prom and she duzn't kno why Malik: i'm jus in this song because i'm a black guy Janey: i hav no money i have to make my own dress exchange student: look at my breasts they are so perky yes Jake: i'm gunna get her back no matter what it takes Janey: here i go i'm gunna forget about jake (full quote)
  So Go....Eni meni mighty...MO your mother was a....HO a famous clown....BO BO..Mich cut it out! (full quote)
  JAKE- JANEY'S GOT A GUN! SO RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY......! (full quote)
28233 1-I can't believe no ones ever taken a dump on your chest before! 2-Will you be that guy? (full quote)
toothboy12 1. How come whenever I tell I guy he can stick it wherever he wants, he always sticks it in my ass? 2. Uhh, thats too much in formation Cathrine 2. No, too much information would be saying that when there done, I always take a big dump.On their chest. 3. Damn, that shits whack! (full quote)
8487 1) Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see. 2) I agree-gree. (full quote)
8487 Catherine: (singing) I don't care if we have the same mother. Tonight, I'm gonna fuck my brother. (full quote)
8487 1) Just tell me the word, I'll keep going. 2) Go! 1) Eenie, meenie miney... 2) Moe! 1) your mother was a... 2) Ho! 1) He was a famous clown. 2) Bo-Bo! 3) (in a whiney voice) Mitch, cut it out! (mouths) Stop. (full quote)
8487 Let's get one thing straight. This is not a cheerocracy. I am the cheertator here. I make the cheercisions around here, and I will deal with the cheeronsequnces. Now, if there are no more cheeruptions, we can cheertinue. Thank you. (full quote)
8487 1) (talking about her mom's death) The roads were....slippery. 2) Oh, Janey. Car accident? 1) No, cancer. (full quote)
8487 1) How are we ever gonna lose our virginity by graduation? 2) Mitch, we're freshmen. (full quote)
8487 1) I am a unique rebel. 2) Sounds more like your a lesbo. 3) Mitch, leave your sister alone. 1) Thank you, Daddy. 3) If your sister wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her choice. (full quote)
8487 (watching a naked girl walk by her at a party) Oh, my God! I cannot believe she wore the same outfit as me! (full quote)
8487 1) Thanks for the advice, Daddy. 2) That's what I'm here for, Pumpkin-Tits. (full quote)
  Pretty Ugly Girl: ....the roads were, slippery..... Popular Jock:she died in a road accident? Pretty Ugly Girl:Cancer. (full quote)
  BRING IT! priscilla: Oh it's already been broughtin! (full quote)
  SHUT your HOLE WANG CHUNG! (full quote)
  10 Things I love About Janey, by Ricky Litmen, I Love it when Janey talks I Love it when Janey walks. I Love it when Janey drinks I Love it when Janey blinks. I Love it when Janey says hi I love it when Janey says..See ya in English. I love following Janey to the mall I love collecting strands of Janey's hair, and rolling them up into little Janey hair balls. (full quote)
  black grl-well then u better brng it ! prisilla-oh its already been ber-ung! random grl in groud- nice come bak prisilla!!! (full quote)
  on janeys book-HOW TO GET THE POPULAR GUY WITH OUT COMPROMISING your UNIQUE REBELLIUOSNESS. on mickeys book-HOW TO GET THE UNIQUELY REBELLIUOS GIRL WHOS IN LOVE WITH THE POPULAR BOY. (full quote)
  HYE JANIE , oh hey jake, LISTEN IVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING AND THE THING IS THERES SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK U,AND I DONT WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT ...AND I DONT WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT AND DRAG IT OUT , SO IM JUST GONNA LAY IT OUT THERE OK...here it is ...see i dont like making big speeches , im a straight shooter i call em like i see em, wat wat u se is wat u get , aint nobody gonna break my stride , aint nobody gonna low me down, i dont know ... (full quote)
  wow that was the fasted first half o foot ball ive ever seen... (full quote)
  janey-jake uve taught me to be myslef...u never saw me as the girl with glasses and a pone tail.. jake-dont forget about the paint covered overalls. janey-right u never noticed thoses ither..... (full quote)
  jake - come on man dont do this austin- no man i think ill hang around...maybe tell janey a little S E C R A T ..P...??(mouthing the letter p ,thinking hard...) (full quote)
  AUSTIN-all i said was,im pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear,so that jake here thinks that im telling a big secret,which will cause him to break into a hysterical confesion where he reveals a big secret , thus confirming everything i just whispered in your ear (full quote)
  1:So is that one for Ox or for Mitch? 2:Shut your hole wang chung! 1: I confused (full quote)
  jake: you have her eyes (full quote)
  Cocky Blonde Guy: Well you always did have a thing for butt ugly gurls Mr. I have a thing for butt ugly gurls. (full quote)
  little miss ran-home-to-her-daddy.. ran home to her daddy (full quote)
  Then you better bring it. Its already been brung! (full quote)
  Jake: One day you'll catch me in bed with another woman and call me a slut. I'll call you a cock tease and it'll be over. (full quote)
  i give them blowjobs (full quote)
  You think I just fuck every guy that gives me a letter?! I give them hand jobs... (full quote)
  Wham Bam! what The Fuck Just Happened? (full quote)
  rickie: please pick me i'm the one or later: I love it when janie walks, i love it when janie talks I love love it when janie thinks, i love it when blinks i love it when janie says hi, i love it when janie says SEE YOU IN ENGLISH I love following janey to the mall, but most of all i love (sob) collecting tiny strands (sob) of janies hair and rolling them up into little jnaie haaair balls. teacher:thankyou rickie for that 'interesting' poem. love zzanus and 'rickie'...obsessed fans (full quote)
  Austin: Any girl with a guitar is hot. who cares that she's a hippie albino, she could still be prom queen. (full quote)
  what's she doing here? She graduated like four years ago! (full quote)
  That's gonna stain! (full quote)
  Janey: You haven´t spoken to me for like for years, Jake. Jake: Actually, it´s more like six. Because if the time you´re referring to when we were stansing in line to that movie theater, I was actually saying hey to a person right behind you. (Janey leaves) (full quote)
  I never said anything about a bet. I just told her I ma pretending to tell you a really big secret which will force Jake into revealing, A really big secret thus confirming what i jsut whispered in your ear. (full quote)
  Do u think im just some cheap slut...I don't fuck every pathetic guy that gives me a letter...I give them hand jobs (full quote)
  lets hit the god damn showers god damn it (full quote)
  i have the perfect rebound girl 4 u (full quote)
  u would never suspect that everyone in this school is a prefessional dancer (full quote)
  that shit is wak (full quote)
  If my parents find out I got a detention I won't be able to eat dessert for like a week! - Ox (full quote)
  Janey - No ones allowed down here! Jake - Listin, Janey..I was just thinking Janey - How did you get in here i dead bolted the door? Jake - There's a hole in the side of your house.. (walks to stick figure painting) Jake - Who's that? Janey - It's my mom. Jake - You have her eyes. (full quote)
  That is the worst pass i've ever seen....ever (full quote)
  That was the worst pass i've ever seen....ever (full quote)
  Trainer-Coach, it doesn't look good. Coach Badass-Can he play. Trainer-Coach he's in a coma. Coach Badass-can he play. Trainer- He can barely breathe, he should be rushed to the hospital. Coach Badass-Reggie Ray stays in the game goddamn it. Ali Abedi's submission (full quote)
  janey: it was 1989 dad had just gotten fired from the zipper factory mum was still puliing in tricks to make ends meet, leonard J lewiss had just won an oscar for my left foot Jake: hmmm Janey: And all i wanted was one of those betsy wetsy dolls Jake: I remember those you'd push her belly and she'd piss all over herself Janey: She said she was going out to get dad a bottle of gin but i knew she was going to get me that present. It was raining really hard that night, the roads were slippery Jake: Oh Janey Car accident Janey: No cancer. I was really hard after that i had to take on all her responsibilites coking cleaning breastfeeding mitch (full quote)
  Lets make like a tree and branch (full quote)
  Give me a H.. H! give me a u.. U! give me a giant pussy licking ass fucker cock shit! (full quote)
  heavens to bettsy (full quote)
  evry girl with a guitar is hot.... granted shes a hippy albino (full quote)
  take away her clothes, the way she does her hair, smell of her perfume, that cute little face she makes when shes tounging my balls (full quote)
  road trip! (full quote)
  what up my yellow brotha (full quote)
  janies got a gun... (full quote)
  I am APPALLED! I can't believe nobody has ever taken a dump on your chest! (full quote)
  Oh. My. God. Look at that. That's gonna stain! (full quote)
  Pumpkin tits. (full quote)
  you little shit. (full quote)
  *smells* MELANIE! (full quote)
  Damn That shit is wak (full quote)
  Cry Me a river,dickface (full quote)
  catherine:Why is it that whenever I tell a guy they can stick it wherever they want they always stick it in my ass? Black guy: DAM! Jake:oh catherine that was way too much information! Catherine: no too much information would be that after theyre done i take an enourmous dump! jake:awww black guy: SHIT! Catherine: on their chest Jake: aww come on! black guy: oh now that is whack! (full quote)
  Black cheerleader: Okay dont think your foolin us cuz i saw you at our practice and i know you ript off our routine! Precilla:k i dont know waht youre talking about cuz weve always done our own cheers right girls...THATS RIGHT! Black cheerleader:Well then you better bring it! Precilla:oh its already been broughten! (full quote)
  Austin: Hi I'm Austin. Sandy Sue: Well I'm Sandy Sue... limp dick, fag fucker! Austin: Whoa! Who told you that? Was it Allison? Cause she was really bitter when we broke up. (full quote)
8487 Let's get one thing straight. This is not a cheerocracy. I am the cheertator here. I make the cheercisions, and I will deal with the cheeronsequences. Now, if there are no more cheeruptions, we can cheertinue. Thank you. (full quote)
8487 1) I'm Austin. 2) (shakes hands with 1) I'm Sandy Sue. LIPSTICK FAT FUCKER!! (full quote)
8487 1) Jake, I need some T to the fourth power Y! 2) Huh? 1) Some time to talk to you. (full quote)
8487 1) You're leaving me for this guy? 2) I'm sorry, Jake, but we met on Spring Break. 3) (looking up from his video camera) I'm not ordinary. 1) You're leaving me for this guy? 2) His name is Lex, and he's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 3) Ah-hem. 2) And so is his bag. (full quote)
10929 I melt with you. (full quote)
10929 In between days. (full quote)
25630 All right Jakey Jakey, about to make a big mistakey (full quote)
25630 1- Janie, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the most popular girl in school? 2- You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals? 1- Exactly. (full quote)
25630 My freshman year I threw 176 touchdown passes. My sophmore year I ran in 14 myself, with a sprained ankle, a broken phalange, a ruptured hematoma, and a subdermal hematoma. (full quote)
25630 I never said anything about a bet. All I said was 'I'm pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I'm telling you a big secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession, where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.' (full quote)
KindredNeonate She has glasses! And a ponytail! And she has paint on her overalls! what is that? She could never be prom queen! (full quote)
28233 (black guy 1 to black guy 2) Uhh, what are you doing? I am supposed to be the only black guy at this party! (full quote)
deliylah Believe in the ball, and throw yourself. (full quote)
31681 1.you better brrring it! 2.it's already been brought'n! (full quote)
31681 1. your my sister! 2. only by blood. (full quote)
32190 Any chick with a guitar is hot. Even a hippy albino chick. (full quote)
The Raven Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: *Damn,* *Shit,* and *That is whack.* (full quote)
The Raven Mr Briggs:) good night, Pumpkin Tits. (full quote)
The Raven Cheerleaders): We're black, we know it! We shake our big booties and we show it! We ain't white! We ain't white! We definitely ain't white! Break it down niggers! (full quote)
The Raven Janey - talking about her dead mom]: I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, Dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, Mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for My Left Foot, and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls. Jake): I remember those. Push her belly and she'd piss all over herself. (full quote)
The Raven Janey - talking about her dead mum): She said she was going out to get my Dad a bottle of gin, but I knew she was going to get me that present. It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery. Jake): ... a car accident? Janey): No. Cancer. (full quote)
The Raven Mr Briggs:) Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up. Janey:) Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy? Mr. Briggs:) No honey, I'll probably just be waaaay too drunk. Janey:) Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving. Mr. Briggs:) Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-pissed to remember to pick you guys up! (full quote)
The Raven I need no class schedule. I am only object of lust for poor nerds who can't get any real American pussy. (full quote)
The Raven Janey:) I read Sylvia Plath, I listen to Bikini Kill and I eat Tofu. I am an unique individual. Mitch:) It sounds to me like you're a lesbo. (full quote)
The Raven She's right... maybe you should get on that plane to Paris. Cause if you stay, we really only have the summer, then I go to college and we'll talk on the phone and spend the occasional weekend together, which is nice. But chances are one night I'm gonna get wrecked and have unprotected sex with some girl in my dorm. You'll find her thong and call me a slut... I'll call you a cock-tease and we'll break up. So when you really think about it, what's the point? (full quote)
  GOD DAMN IT! You should be thanking GOD, that you're on the GOD DAMN TEAM! GOD DAMN IT! (full quote)
  This site is uglier than the turd I just took. (full quote)
  ooh thats gonna stain (full quote)
  see shes like a flower you smell her... you touch her gently and you thank god that he created something so beautiful (full quote)
  Let's go find you a prom queen, Mr. let's go find me a prom queen. (full quote)
  after all the god damn shannanigans you pulled last year, you should be thanking God you're still in a god damn uniform god damn it! (full quote)
  Austin: Let's find you a prom queen, Mr. Let's Find Me A Prom Queen! (full quote)
  it was raining the roads were wet... oh janey car crash? No cancer (full quote)
  Janey: How did u get in here? my dad bolted the door Jake: Theirs a hole in the side of your house (full quote)
  HOLY SHIT THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS HEAVY NIGGERS SUCK MY DICK AND LAZY MEXICON SHOULD BE SHOT (full quote)
  1.)I'm sure it's any hotter than in here. 2.) Molly, can u help me take off my panties 3.) I can't. I have lotion all over my hands 2.) Oh that's okay. You can use your mouth. (full quote)
  austin: congradulations jake, you just ruined my perfect season, senor you just ruined my perfect seasonn (full quote)
  WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME DO YOU THINK THAT IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU IM NOT A CHEAP SLUT I DON'T SCREW EVERY PATHTIC GUY THAT GIVES ME A LETTER I GIVE THEM HANDjobs. (full quote)
  Kristi-Molly,I can't believe we just did all of that stuff to each other Molly-It was a once in a lifetime experience and it will never happen again Mitch-Shit we missed it (full quote)
  1) You just got a dentention 2) That's not fair 1) Cry me a river dickface (full quote)
  (Naked girl walks past) 1) ...so fake 2) I agree, that's not her real hair color (full quote)
  Just beleive in the ball and throw yourself (full quote)
  im gonna win her back no matter what it takes here i go im gonna forget about jake (full quote)
  I don't need the class schedule. I come only to this school to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy. (full quote)
  im getting pussy no matter what (full quote)
  Pricilla:Jake I need some T to the 4th power Y (full quote)
10929 Turning Japanese. (full quote)
10929 Can't fight this feeling. (full quote)
10929 Tainted love. (full quote)
10929 Yoo hoo. (full quote)
10929 Don't forget about me. (full quote)
10929 Oh, yeah. (full quote)
10929 Let's go. (full quote)
10929 But not tonight. (full quote)
10929 If you leave. (full quote)
10929 Put your head on my shoulder. (full quote)
10929 Never let me down again. (full quote)
10929 Please, please, please let me get what I want. (full quote)
GCDawg65 1)So, what's your name? 2)Why I'm Sandy Sue LIMP DICK FAG FUCKER!!! 1)Ok, who told you that? Was it, was it Alison? Because Alison was really bitter when we broke up. (full quote)
kelbel884 "i'm just the token black guy. i'm supposed to smile, stay out of the conversation and say things like DAMN, SHIT, and THAT IS WHACK"....."Jake, why is it whenever i tell a guy to put it wherever they want they always stick it in my ass?" "DAMN" "katherine that was too much information" "oh no jake, too much information would be telling you that when they're done, i always take a huge dump" "SHIT" "on their chest" "Oh that is WHACK!!" (full quote)
Lalexr "Girl go peepee not something I want to seesee...I agreegree!!" (full quote)
Lalexr "So babies got a little back...hunch that is" (full quote)
Lalexr " I have no piiigment...i need sunscreen!" "Granted that shes a hippie albino!" (full quote)