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I just had the most incredible dream--and I never even went to sleep!
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Im addicted to porn, and I constantly masterbate.....Pillow fight
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My names Patti...Hi. As you can I see Im giant. All I really want is to fit into anything..my car ..my clothes..Im a very gentle person
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Im a dude!
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My name is Roberta, I'm addicted to porn, and I masturbate constantly!
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My name is Adena, and I like sports....... Football Mostly
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Holy Shit! Oh, you scared ol' Roberta!
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Jimmy: He told me you'd say that too!
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Hey Nani Nani
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Hey Noni Noni
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Tell me your name and I won't follow you home tonight!
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Did little red rising hood lose her way to grandma's bathroom?
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Did little red riding hood lose her way to grandma's bathroom?
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thank you Big Johnson
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what is this a box of porno's?
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Mothers Ass! Why do you let them treat you this? You can't be a bunch of pussys the rest of your life. I hate this place!
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How many times do I have to tell you that the toilet is for toilet paper and toilet paper only!
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what the f*ck are you doing dipshit.
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You plugged your bro?!
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The girl was fair who went upstairs with her favorite KOK. She knocked around and came back down, and now she takes the walk. The walk of shame - she's not to blame. Who could resist the KOK. The walk of shame, she found her fame and now she takes the walk!
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I try to get boys to like me, but they run away, and i try to run after them, but one leg is shorter than the other. It's because of my voice isn't it? (no not at all) You guys are supa doopa!
- courtesy of brittle
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Umm personal? Well um, my name is Roberta, anndd, i'm addicted to porn and i masturbate constantly...PILLOW FIGHT! PILLOW FIGHT! - roberta - courtesy of brittle
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TAKE OFF your BRA!
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Oh my God man, look at this little handbag this would go perfect with my shoesies, holy...
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i'm gettin me a baconburger man!
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Quit starin at my tits rug-muncher
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-Hey man, what's on your skirt?
-Uh...gum?
-Well what flavor was it--big juicy cock?
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| 31402 |
Buncha' pink nightmares...
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| 31402 |
Ha! You throw like a GIRL!
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Dude...I have a FATASS!
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Well thats easy for you to say, you're pretty.
Oh Thanks it's just something I threw together.
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its like a wookie man
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LEAH:Should I get under the table and suck your cock right now?
DAVID:What here?
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ADAM:You don't understand what I'm going through,Dave!
Look at me! I'm ugly! I would never fuck me!
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LEAH:Frat assholes!
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MY GENTLE GIANT!!!
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Adena:I waired all night for you!Paige:Oh lovers quarell
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Dave- Dude.Whats your Problem?
Adam- Whats my problem? Where do I fucking start? My bras rubbin' me raw, I have a fat ass, and I've twisted my ankle three times today!
Dave-Why are you wearing heels? This is college, no one's wearing heels.
Doofer-Yea heels are last year..hello!
Adam-Dude they make my legs look slimmer....I have a FAT ASS!
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Aaaaa! She kicked me in the ba-GINA!!!
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| 35354 |
Suck my dick!
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I love Lesbos!
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suck my dick
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i love when you braid my hair it feels so good
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Can i make one little suggestion? and after we shave your face we can do your armpits your knuckles...your back and maybe your butt
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Stop it now, stop it!
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Lets try Patty, up the middle one more TIME!
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kewinky dinky my stinky pinky
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get your eyes of my tits rug muncher
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Hey everybody! That's the DOG that Jimmy Back-doored!!
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Cooinky Dinky My Stinky Pinky
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A lovers quarrel!
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My ba--gina!
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Hey everybody theres the dog that Jimmy Backdoored
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I banged her five times and she was begging for more.
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| agwendolyn |
Ooh, here's a nice dress - if you're anorexic! Why can't they make more clothes for girls who need to hide a big caboose?
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It's like wookie man.
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It's like wookie man.
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i know why guys like you take woman's studies coarses
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