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Jackass: The Movie - 2002 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Is Butterbean okay? (full quote)
  Apparently I have a big gash in my head, and I think I'm a little concussed. (full quote)
28820 Knoxville knocked my nuts in half. (full quote)
28820 1) Yeah, I hit a dog. 2) A dog isn't going to that. (full quote)
28820 Jesus Christ Bam, I almost broke my leg getting out of there. (full quote)
28820 I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete fucking idiot. (full quote)
28820 Did you see the way I caught that beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct, you can't teach that. (full quote)
28820 I could sure go for a Miller High life. (full quote)
Evenstar Apparently, I have a big gash in my head, and I think I'm a little concussed (full quote)
Evenstar I promise I will get my mom to say fuck by the end of the movie. (full quote)
  That is the scarfucking thing i've ever seen in my life. (full quote)
  Manny pleaese tell me I'm a man. (full quote)
  I guess i dont have any last words, except im going to kill myself when my wiener gets cut off (full quote)
28929 Waita minute, i already know my future....ITS PARTYING!! -party boy (full quote)
  We're here in Japan, and I feel like partying.. (full quote)
  My name's wee-man, and this is a big cone. (full quote)
29226 Hi I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked outta me by a girl. (full quote)
29226 (after Steve-o walks the tight rope over gators) Cameraman- I thought you would make it at least half way... Steve-o- Yea, I just dont know man... I'm sure I could learn, but today was my first try, hahaha (full quote)
29226 Steve-o: I need a pick me up. (snorting wasabi). (full quote)
Evenstar I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna kill myself after I lose my weiner. (full quote)
Evenstar Did you see how I caught that beanbag with my stomach? Thats instinct, man, that shit cannot be taught. (full quote)
  Did you see how I caught that beanbag with my stomache. That's instinct, you cant teach that. (full quote)
  Hey, hey, who is gonna do the gooch? (full quote)
  Who's Dick Do I Have To Suck To Get Some Explosions Around Here? (full quote)
9860 1) Hey Johnny, where we going? 2) [really incoherent] To the hospital. 1) And why would we be going there? 2) Apparently I have a huge gash on my head and I think I'm a little concussed. (full quote)
30916 is butterbean ok? (full quote)
  But it's got a full tank of gas. (full quote)
  THE DIAMONDS!!!!! (full quote)
  Since we don't have to bleep cuss words, I PROMISE you I will get my mom to say fuck by the end of this movie. (full quote)
30916 Look at Phil's Tummy! (full quote)
  Stick the chicken bone in your ass! (full quote)
  This isnt gonna work (full quote)
  I feel like a have to shit my ass (full quote)
  i feel like i have to shit my ass (full quote)
CaliGirl Look at Phil's tummy. (full quote)
CaliGirl That's all me. Those are my bananas. (full quote)
  Chopsticks are so stupid. (full quote)
  Johnny-I was Lon Chaney's lover! Clerk- Then go back and love him! (full quote)
  i love u kourt! (doofer) love booger! lol (full quote)
  What the hell are you doing? Huh? What are you doing? Oh, Im sorry, Im almost done. I hope you aint taking a shit in that son-of-a-bitch, cuz you know your going to get to help clean it out, pal. (full quote)
  Like, I don't even like pick a tattoo unless I'm prreeettyy sure people are gonna laugh every time they see it. (full quote)
  hey my man!wasabi...lots! (full quote)
  (sigh)god damn...this is the bmx tud-of-war. (full quote)
  THATS THE SCARIEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY life! (full quote)
  um hey im gurl and bam wouldnt have 2 suk sum ones dick 2 get explosions i would suk his 4 free. and as 4 johnny well all i can say is dat dude i wish i was older!! (full quote)
  Hi, this is Jackass and im Raab Himself. (full quote)
  -Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom? -Naw, I shit my pants at the fair once. (full quote)
  ha (full quote)
  Mr Margera: JESUS CHRIST, BAM! (full quote)
  Does Partyboy perfer men or women? He doesnt care if the Bears hungry he'll eat! (full quote)
  God damn, this is the BMX Tug-of-war. -Ryan Dunn (full quote)
  {Partyboy}Ins ins ins ins ins ins (full quote)
  whatever it is, it hurts (full quote)
  HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!!!!!!! *CRASH* (full quote)
  oh johnny knoxville he made it! oh there is a god. i can't believe it this is the end THIS IS THE END!!!! (full quote)