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Victor/Victoria - 1982 Movie Quotes


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olivia_ramirez Rene darling, why don't you just suck an egg? (full quote)
28892 There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a headcold. (full quote)
28892 1: Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list? 2: This is all they have. 1: This? The last time I saw a speciment like this they had to shoot the horse! 3: How lucky can you get? In one evening, a Rockefeller and a Groucho Marx. 1: Oh, it wasn't a real horse, just a costume with two waiters in it. 3: I shall think of a chocolate torte while I am getting your roast chicken. 1: It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel. 3: And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's ass. (full quote)
28892 It's probably all for the best. (full quote)
28892 Oh, Toddy, if I have to strap down my bosoms for the next twenty years they're gonna wind up looking like two empty wallets. (full quote)
28892 1: Sit up. 2: Then what? 1. Stand up. 2: Sit up, stand up, throw up. 2: Now you are not going to be sick! 1: Not if I faint first! (full quote)
28892 1: It's no big deal. This happens to everyone. Men, I mean. We're lucky! Women, I mean. We can fake it if we have to. Oh, don't get me wrong, I never have with you. With you it's like pow, POW, like the Fourth of July, every time. Just tonight because you couldn't get it--up till now it's been grand, Pookie, really grand. You can't let it get you, if you'll excuse the expression, down. You can't think about it, you just gotta put it out of your mind. 'Cause the more you think the more you worry, more you worry the more you think, think worry. It just gets like a vicious cycle! And then before you know it, you are imputent. (full quote)
28892 And, when you're dancing, use tons of shoulder. Remember, you're a drag queen! (full quote)
Emania 1. From the beginning we've had two major obstacles... 2. My bosom. (full quote)
Emania 1. If he's a polish count, I'm Greta Garbo. 2. Well, Greta, whatever he is, I think he's divine. (full quote)
Emania 1. I’m so tired I don’t think I can sleep. 2. I’ll get you a cognac. 1. That’ll help me sleep? 2. No, but it’ll make staying awake a hell of a lot more fun. (full quote)
10929 Men have Adam's apples. (full quote)
10929 I was a late bloomer. (full quote)
28892 1: There are just some things that are naturally masculine. 2: Name one. 1: Um...peeing standing up! 2: There is no rule that says a man can't sit down. 1: Men have Adam's apples! 2: So do some women. 1: Name one. 2: Nana Lanou. 1: Nana Lanou, who's she? 2: The last woman I slept with. 1: And when was that? 2: The night before the morning I decided to become a homosexual. *puts scarf on 1* Very dashing. 1: I can't wear this all the time. 2: Why not? Might set a fashion. 1: Did Miss Lanou have a big Adam's apple? 2: Like a coconut! (full quote)
10929 Gay Paree. (full quote)
10929 The shady dame from Seville. (full quote)
10929 Le Jazz Hot. (full quote)
10929 You and me. (full quote)
10929 Chicago, Illinois. (full quote)
10929 Crazy World. (full quote)
  The quote listed for the waiter below is incorrect. He says good retort, not chocolate torte. 1: Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list? 2: This is all they have. 1: This? The last time I saw a speciment like this they had to shoot the horse! 3: How lucky can you get? In one evening, a Rockefeller and a Groucho Marx. 1: Oh, it wasn't a real horse, just a costume with two waiters in it. 3: I shall think of a good retort while I am getting your roast chicken. 1: It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel. 3: And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's ass. (full quote)
  You aint seen the last of me yet. (full quote)
  you can't do this to mrs. cassidy's little girl, mr faggy marchant you ain't seen the last of me yet (full quote)
  Poooookie, I'm hoooorny! (full quote)