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| 10929 |
Look at the size of that trunk. You could put three bodies in there.
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| 10929 |
I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty!
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| 10929 |
It's not that I don't trust you. It's just that, I don't trust you!
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| 10929 |
I'm grieving...It's a process.
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| 10929 |
That mobster in my house, eating off my dishes! Eww!
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| 10929 |
-What's it with your family? They tend to over-react a little.
-I know. I know. All you did was flash everybody in the dining room.
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| 10929 |
-Come on, there's gotta be something that you like to do?
-Yeah, well I like hitting guys over the head with a baseball bat.
That's always good.
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| 29638 |
When I was a resident, we used to play with the catatonics.
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yeah thats what i was jerking off to for the past year...tuna cassarole
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Yea what!
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Paul Viti (Robert Di Nero) - What the fuck is your problem? I call you and tell you someone's tryin to kill me and you hang up on me?
Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) - I knew you were faking!
Paul Vitti - I was singing West Side Story for 3 fucking days! I'm half fag!
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| crowecat |
I'm gonna take a long bath. And hopefully drown.
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| crowecat |
Who do you have to fuck to get some bacon around here?
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| crowecat |
Customer: It's a Lexus. Paul the salesman: Yeah, Toyota, Lexus, same thing, eh. Japenese, right? Let's not forget Pearl Harbor.
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| crowecat |
Actor describing self: Australian-Italian. There's a lot of (i)paisans(/i)down under. Paul: down under what?
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| 27408 |
No, you don't understand. I told my son we couldn't have a dog and I'm gonna bring home Paul Vitti!
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| 10929 |
This is garbage. change the channel.
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| 10929 |
Yeah, sure. Everybody gets to go to Ohio except me.
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| 10929 |
Ginko Biloba. helps with my memory, and something else. I forgot what.
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| 10929 |
Don't be a stranger, Paul.
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| 10929 |
--Get in the car.
--Are we going to the prom?
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| 10929 |
--Hey! Excuse me! This is a closed set. We're about to start shooting.
--Yeah, so am I.
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| 10929 |
--I'm shooting him with Thorizen...300 milligrams. BID. Seems to keep him pretty calm.
--That would keep the Middle East pretty calm.
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jelly points at ak can you handel that? the shrink(billy cyrstal) you mean shoot it
jelly no i mean tirl it like a fucking baton
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(ben)what was that? (pual)i told her if i wasent up in 2minuts to start without me
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(ben)what have we done?(paul) can u shut up must u always be a fucking kill joy
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(paul)- I see what your doin you (Ben)What am i doin?!? (paul)- your pissin me off thats what your doin
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Paul: i couldnt get it up last night
Ben: what, sexually?
Paul: no, for the big game against michigan state, ofcourse sexually!
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1.Did I do that? 2. no, that ones mine, you did the 67 chevy and the side by side refigerator combo.
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| 41964 |
Ben:Paul, I have an eighteen year old son down the hall. Paul:I don't know...I could ask her.
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| anne benoit |
Mommy's mad at me cause I made a boom on the rug
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| anne benoit |
Look at the size of that trunk, you could put three bodies in there
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