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Two Weeks Notice - 2002 Movie Quotes


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10929 I own the hotel and live there. So you can pretty much say that my life is like Monopoly. (full quote)
10929 I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family. (full quote)
10929 -Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won. -Which one? -Well, both of them. (full quote)
10929 -Do you know what I like even more than chess? -Pokemon? (full quote)
25630 I own the hotel and live there. So you can pretty much say that my life is like Monopoly. (full quote)
25630 Is this belt tacky or beltacular? (full quote)
9200 Lucy: You are the most selfish human being on the planet! George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet? (full quote)
  Do something about this plant! - Okay, the ficus is fired. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a SUIT! (full quote)
25630 1- Do you know what I like better than chess? 2- Pokemon? (full quote)
25630 1-You called everyone except Slurpee Heaven! 2-That's not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't Slurpee Material. (full quote)
  IT's really quite amazing how small this apartment really is. Thank God your parents went to the movies, I don't know if we all could have squeezed in. Do you know I can walk from one side to the other in six seconds? (full quote)
  your colesterol is so high you could be a solid (full quote)
  No one wants to live with a saint! Saints are boring! (full quote)
  I thought you were needy! (full quote)
14588 Okay, Obviously we can't leave you alone with the stapler. (full quote)
30943 Okay, I can see that this is when the mature part of the evening is over! (full quote)
  Maybe you should let me do the talking. (full quote)
  If you have to go.... just go. 2. What? No! What am I 5 years old? If I go now the only thing you'll ever remember about me is that I went in a volvo. 1. Yes that would be hard to forget..... (full quote)
  did you say, billy, I love you? (full quote)
  george-i would care for some milk duds. helen-we don't have any. though i could send out for some. george- don't be silly. if you're going to send out get a whole box. (full quote)
  (1) I dont get it. what's wrong with me? (2) At the moment, large quantities of alcohol. (full quote)
crowecat Still slicing people up. (full quote)
crowecat But as it turns out, I had my appendix removed earlier this year, and under anesthesia, I accidentally proposed to every nurse in the hospital including the many attractive male nurses. (full quote)
crowecat You could cut the relaxation with a knife. (full quote)
crowecat Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. (full quote)
crowecat Trying out a new bed...Have a bounce. (full quote)
crowecat (on phone)...George, it is 4 a.m. in the morning, can't you just talk to whatever Mensa candidate your with? (full quote)
crowecat Talking to older attorney: 1)You know what I love even more than chess? 2) Pokemon? 1) Strip Chess. (full quote)
crowecat If you don't like to be disturbed, why do you keep the phone on? (full quote)
crowecat make sure you massage his cloven hoof! (full quote)
crowecat Howard. (full quote)
crowecat 1) There's something amok with this sponge cake. 2) Tofu. (full quote)
crowecat Oh, buzz off, Bozo! (full quote)
crowecat 1) Okay, this hanky is very nearly clean. I'm going to dab you. You may blow. 2) Thank you. (full quote)
  But for Better or worse, she's the voice in my head pushing me to do better. (full quote)
33496 But for better or worse, she's the voice in my head pushing me to do better. (full quote)
  *after kissing new assistant very loudly in front of an old couple in the elevator* Don't worry. I own the hotel. your breakfast is complimentary. (full quote)
  Yes, she's terrifying. By the look on her face I thought she was going to kill me and feed me to the poor. (full quote)
  there's two things i know..chess and women...see in chess, you got pieces that move in predicable patterns..but no..not women...they move is strange..unpredictable patterns (full quote)
  i'm not gonna spend hours fluffing my hair and applying animal intested makeup to my face just so i can tun myself into some male fantacy degrading cutie doll...you know, unless i really like the guy. (full quote)
  When I go to bed I know you are going to call and if you don't i dream that you are going to call. I think of you in the shower, not in that way. In the I'm so distracted that i can't remember if I washed my hair kinda way. So I wash my hair twice, I have an asler, a hole in my stomach and today is the first day I didn't give 1000% on the job and i hate that feeling. (full quote)
  Mom-I don't know how anyone with that much money can sleep at night George-I have one of those machines that stimulate the sound of the ocean Lucy-George, you're not helping (full quote)
  You're not concentrating; this offends me (full quote)
  EVERYTHING is not about you. (full quote)
  When I go to bed I know you are going to call and if you don't I dream that you are going to call. I think of you in the shower, not in that way. In the I'm so distracted that i can't remember if I washed my hair kinda way. So I have an ucler, a hole in my stomach, I'm running out of shampoo and today is the first day I didn't give 1000% on the job and i hate that feeling. (full quote)
  I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didnt want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't Sluuuurpee material. (full quote)
1454 1-You Know what I like more than Chess? 2- Pokemon? (full quote)
10929 My life is very much like Monopoly. (full quote)
kmbennett Aside from the split infinitive somewhere in the middle, that speech was actually quite perfect wasn't it? (full quote)
mkr3rea That' rediculuos, have you met everyboby? (full quote)