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| 10929 |
I own the hotel and live there. So you can pretty much say that my life is like Monopoly.
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| 10929 |
I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a
helicopter with another family.
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| 10929 |
-Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw
you cry was when Bush won.
-Which one?
-Well, both of them.
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| 10929 |
-Do you know what I like even more than chess?
-Pokemon?
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| 25630 |
I own the hotel and live there. So you can pretty much say that my life is like Monopoly.
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| 25630 |
Is this belt tacky or beltacular?
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| 9200 |
Lucy: You are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?
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Do something about this plant! - Okay, the ficus is fired.
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| MaggieForMargaret |
Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a SUIT!
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| 25630 |
1- Do you know what I like better than chess?
2- Pokemon?
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| 25630 |
1-You called everyone except Slurpee Heaven!
2-That's not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't Slurpee Material.
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IT's really quite amazing how small this apartment really is. Thank God your parents went to the movies, I don't know if we all could have squeezed in. Do you know I can walk from one side to the other in six seconds?
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your colesterol is so high you could be a solid
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No one wants to live with a saint! Saints are boring!
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I thought you were needy!
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| 14588 |
Okay, Obviously we can't leave you alone with the stapler.
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| 30943 |
Okay, I can see that this is when the mature part of the evening is over!
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Maybe you should let me do the talking.
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If you have to go.... just go. 2. What? No! What am I 5 years old? If I go now the only thing you'll ever remember about me is that I went in a volvo. 1. Yes that would be hard to forget.....
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did you say, billy, I love you?
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george-i would care for some milk duds. helen-we don't have any. though i could send out for some. george- don't be silly. if you're going to send out get a whole box.
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(1) I dont get it. what's wrong with me? (2) At the moment, large quantities of alcohol.
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| crowecat |
Still slicing people up.
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| crowecat |
But as it turns out, I had my appendix removed earlier this year, and under anesthesia, I accidentally proposed to every nurse in the hospital including the many attractive male nurses.
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| crowecat |
You could cut the relaxation with a knife.
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| crowecat |
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
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| crowecat |
Trying out a new bed...
Have a bounce.
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| crowecat |
(on phone)...George, it is 4 a.m. in the morning, can't you just talk to whatever Mensa candidate your with?
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| crowecat |
Talking to older attorney: 1)You know what I love even more than chess? 2) Pokemon? 1) Strip Chess.
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| crowecat |
If you don't like to be disturbed, why do you keep the phone on?
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| crowecat |
make sure you massage his cloven hoof!
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| crowecat |
Howard.
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| crowecat |
1) There's something amok with this sponge cake. 2) Tofu.
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| crowecat |
Oh, buzz off, Bozo!
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| crowecat |
1) Okay, this hanky is very nearly clean. I'm going to dab you. You may blow. 2) Thank you.
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But for Better or worse, she's the voice in my head pushing me to do better.
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| 33496 |
But for better or worse, she's the voice in my head pushing me to do better.
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*after kissing new assistant very loudly in front of an old couple in the elevator* Don't worry. I own the hotel. your breakfast is complimentary.
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Yes, she's terrifying. By the look on her face I thought she was going to kill me and feed me to the poor.
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there's two things i know..chess and women...see in chess, you got pieces that move in predicable patterns..but no..not women...they move is strange..unpredictable patterns
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i'm not gonna spend hours fluffing my hair and applying animal intested makeup to my face just so i can tun myself into some male fantacy degrading cutie doll...you know, unless i really like the guy.
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When I go to bed I know you are going to call and if you don't i dream that you are going to call. I think of you in the shower, not in that way. In the I'm so distracted that i can't remember if I washed my hair kinda way. So I wash my hair twice, I have an asler, a hole in my stomach and today is the first day I didn't give 1000% on the job and i hate that feeling.
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Mom-I don't know how anyone with that much money can sleep at night
George-I have one of those machines that stimulate the sound of the ocean
Lucy-George, you're not helping
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You're not concentrating; this offends me
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EVERYTHING is not about you.
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When I go to bed I know you are going to call and if you don't I dream that you are going to call. I think of you in the shower, not in that way. In the I'm so distracted that i can't remember if I washed my hair kinda way. So I have an ucler, a hole in my stomach, I'm running out of shampoo and today is the first day I didn't give 1000% on the job and i hate that feeling.
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| 1454 |
1-You Know what I like more than Chess? 2- Pokemon?
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I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didnt want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't Sluuuurpee material.
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