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Joe Somebody - 2001 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
13284 1. Hey, that guy's an asswipe! 2. Hey! 1. Sorry, I meant ass-guy. (full quote)
13284 1. Hey. Joe, squash tomorrow? 2. Yeah, but let's find some players that can actually play. 1. I hear that. (full quote)
13284 1. HEY, WATCH IT ASS...GUY! 2. Nice save! (full quote)
13284 1. You must have balls of steel! (response is to tap his groin with his squash racket making a tapping sound) (full quote)
13284 1.(reads movie poster) Maximum Punishment. 2. No, Maximum Punishment was watching the damn thing. (full quote)
13284 1. Hey, that's the ten item lane, you can't go there. 2. What are you gonna do about it? 1. Doesn't anybody care that this guy has way more than ten items in his cart? 3. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? (full quote)
13284 I am going to kick Mark McKinney's ass, YEAH!!! (full quote)
13284 1. It's just biology lab, I can make it up. 2. It's not JUST a biology lab, it's a decision that's going to affect you the rest of your life. First you would miss class, then you won't go into the right college and then- 1. And you're a middle-aged guy fighting in the parking lot, huh? (full quote)
  You gotta have people in your life that are there for you, whether you're somebody or not. (full quote)