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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The - 2002 Movie Quotes

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12521 1: I've got two already 2: 17 (full quote)
26076 Stuuuuupid fat hobbit! (full quote)
  ARAGORN TO LEGOLAS: U-moe edhored, Legolas. (There is nothing to forgive, Legolas) (full quote)
  IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS: like froddy says........i want to hear more about samwise the brave....sam then says...You shouldn't make fun, I was being serious and froddy says So was I and then froddy walks away and sam says....tut. samwise the brave? (full quote)
18939 there is a red sunrise , there was blood spilt this night (full quote)
26159 Would you like me to tell you, or do you want me to get you a box? (full quote)
  It is an army breed for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men (full quote)
  Look for your friends but do not trust to hope. it has forsaken these lands. (full quote)
  We're lost. i dont think Gandalf meant for us to come this way. He didnt mean for a lot of things Sam. (full quote)
  It's an elephante (full quote)
  Theoron: what can man do against such reckless hate? Aragorn: Go out and meet them. (full quote)
26244 Gollum: The rocky pool is nice and cool. So juicy sweeet! My only wish, to catch a fish. So juicy sweeet! (full quote)
  Aragorn: I don't know, there are hundreds of them Gimli: Toss me! Aragorn: *acting innocent* what? Gimli: it is too far to jump, so you're going to have to toss me! Aragorn: you sure? You ready? Gimli: Just, don't tell the elf... (full quote)
Cryslin 1: I can't see! what's going on? 2: Would you like me to describe it to you? Or shall I fetch you a box? (full quote)
Cryslin 1: [after killing an orc] That's two already. 2: I'm on seventeen... (kills two more) nineteen! 1: What! I'll not let some pointy-ear out-score me!! (full quote)
27182 I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide. (full quote)
  We left no one alive... I'm sorry. (full quote)
  Search for your friends, but do not trust a hope. (full quote)
  They're trixie little hobbitses. (full quote)
  Where is the horese and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. ~King Theoden (full quote)
  golem i and sam will spare ur puny life if u pull ur disformed penis out and squirt ur polluted disfunction cum in my asshole will sam sucks my cock and deeep throats and will u doin that arin u will shve ur pubes and feed them to my then all 3 of us have a 3 some and after i rub my testicle sweat all over ur face and sam liks it off and french kiss me then poops in ur mouth (full quote)
Jimbob 1) Toss me! 2)what? 1)I carn't jump the distance you'll toss me 2) O.K 1) Just don't tell the elf (full quote)
  Gimli comes stumbling out behind some rocks. Legolas: Come! We are gaining on them! Gimli: I am wasted on cross country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! talking to himself Breathe!! *inhales deeply then exhales with a loud* Hooooo. (full quote)
  Ten-Thousand Strong! (full quote)
  his warm thick fingers begin to probe my swollen pussy i moan as he inserts two fingers deep inside of me. He removes them and licks his fingers clean. my body stiffens as he suddenly shoves is tongue into my moist depths and begins to drink my sweet juices.... (full quote)
  How cant the world go back to the way it was, when so much bad has happened? But in the end time is jsut a passing thing... this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. (full quote)
  stupid fat hobbitses, ruin fish, give it to usssss raw... (full quote)
  Legolas: Come Gimli! Gimli: 3 days of life's pursuit, no food, no rest, no sign of our quarrey but what bare rock can tell! (full quote)
  GOLLUM:Taters, what is taters Precious, what is taters? SAM:Potatoes! (full quote)
  GIMLI: Legolas two already! LEGOLAS: I'm on 17. GIMLI: I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!! *battle continues* LEGOLAS: 19 (full quote)
  GIMLI: Legolas two already! LEGOLAS: I'm on 17. GIMLI: I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!! *battle continues* LEGOLAS: 19 (full quote)
  Gollum:They're thieves! they're thieves! they're filthy little thieves! where is it?! where is it?! they stole it from us, our preccious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it!!-----Gollum and smeagol: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Preciousss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, falssse!S:NO!NOt master.G: Yess preciousss, first they cheat you hurt you liie.S:master's my friend!.G: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you!S; i'm not listening, i'm not listening.G:you're a lier and a theif.S:no!G:murderer.S:go away!G:Go away!??hahahahahah!S:i ahte you, i hate you.G:where wuold you be without me?gollum gollum,i saved us, it was me, we survived because of me!S:not anymore.G:what did you say?S: master looks after us now, we dont need you anymore.G:hwat?S:leave now and never come back!G:aahhS:LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!G:UUURRGHHHAAAHHH!!S:LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK! (full quote)
  1)He doesnt look too happy does he? 2)not too happy at all merry. 1)still i suppose the view would be quite nice from up there 2)oh yes...its a quality establishment, i hear the staff are very good.........what are you doing? 1)nothing...worlds back to normal thats all. 2)no it isnt, i'm starving. 1)well good luck trying to find something decent to eat around here. i expect its all dead rats and mouldy bread. (full quote)
  My Precious!...AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH! (full quote)
13284 Stay away from the lights! (full quote)
13284 Leave now and never come back! (full quote)
13284 Be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not travel through shadow and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm! (full quote)
13284 1. Give us your name, horse rider and I shall give you mine! 2. I would shoot you, dwarf, if your head stood a little higher above the ground. 3.(points arrow) You would die before your stroke fell! (full quote)
13284 So it begins... (full quote)
13284 To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death...they fire on my command. (full quote)
  Aragorn- Have you some skill with a blade Ewoyn- The women of this country learned long ago, i fear neither death nor pain Aragorn- what do u fear my lady (full quote)
  Gimli-->Give me your name horsemaster and i shall give you mine Eomer-->I would cut off your head dwarf if it stood a little higher off the ground Legolas-->You would die before your stroke fell (full quote)
  1. I got 3 2. I got 17! 1. Argh! I shall not be outscored by some pointed eared elf! (full quote)
  Frodo:I can't do this Sam.....FEED MY EYES TO THE BIRDS! Sam:Yes Mister.Frodo! -pokes out his eyes and throws them to the birds- (full quote)
  Aragorn:Legolas, what do your Elf eyes see? Legolas:The Urks are moving east. They are taking them to Isengard Aragorn:Saruman (full quote)
  Pippin: Shall we offer Treebeard some? Merry: No...You don't might be a distant relative... Pippin: Oh! I see...! Don't be hasty! Merry: Barrum!!! (full quote)
  Aragorn: what is it you fear, my lady? Eowyn: A cage. (full quote)
  Theodon: what can man do against such reckless hate? Aaragon: Ride out with me, ride out and meet them Theodon: For death and glory Aaragon: for Rohan for your people Theodon: yes, The horn of helm hammer hyan shall sound in the deep..... One last time..... Let this be the hour when you and I draw swords together. (full quote)
43012 Gandalf to Grima. Be silent and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. {Gandalf shows Grima his staff} Wormtongue. His staff i told to take the wizards staff Gandalf. The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened Theoden king i realese you from this curse Possesed Theoden. (laughs) Ha Ha Ha Ha you have no power here Gandalf the grey (Gandalf removes his grey clock Saruman is surprised) Gandalf. I will draw you saruman as poison is drawn from a wound {Gandalf pushes his staff towards the possesed Theoden} Possesed Theoden . If i go Theoden dies {Gandalf pushes his staff again towards the possesed Theoden} Gandalf. You did not kill me and you will not kill him Possesed Theoden. Rohan is mine. (full quote)