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Chicago - 2002 Movie Quotes


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25630 She stole my garters! (full quote)
25630 You know...some guys just can't handle their arsenic. (full quote)
  HE ran in to my knife! He ran into my knife ten times! (full quote)
10929 This trial...The whole world...It's all...show business! (full quote)
10929 Would you please tell the audience...err, the jury what happened? (full quote)
10929 That's Chicago! (full quote)
10929 I guess you could say that we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive...and I saw him dead! (full quote)
10929 You want some advice? Well here's a piece of advice from me to you: lay off the caramels. (full quote)
Emania Now, look Hart, I don’t like to blow my own horn, but believe me, if Jesus Christ had lived in Chicago today, had had 5000 dollars, had come to me, things would’ve turned out differently. (full quote)
  You know how some guys have habits that get ya down? Like Berny...Berny liked to chew gum..no...pop gum. Well, I come home from work one day and I am really irritated and looking for a little sympathy..and there's Berny..on the couch and chewing...no popping. So I said 'Berny! You pop that gum one more time!!..' And he did..so I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...into his head!! (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret 'You been screwing the milkman!'he says. 'You BEEN SCREWING THE MILKMAN!' (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret So I said,'If you pop that gum one more time...' And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots...into his head! (full quote)
  I was cooking dinner..slicing the turkey, and minding my own business, when suddenly Merv walks in, in a jealous rage. 'You've been screwing the milkman!' he says. He was crazy and he kept saying,'YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING THE MILKMAN!' Then he ran into my knife...he ran into my knife TEN times!! (full quote)
  Mr. billy Flinn in the Press Conference Rag. Notice how his mouth never moves....almost (full quote)
  cellophane, mister cellophane, should i bend my name? mister cellopane, cause you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know i'm there. (full quote)
  Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong, but he doesnt care, he'll string along, he loves me so ...... that funny honey of mine. (full quote)
  (after Velma -Catherine Zeta-Jones- does her dance): I know the first parts Shit. (full quote)
  1: I just hope the fall didn't hurt the baby. 2: Shit! (full quote)
  1: Andy 2: It's Amos 1: Who said it wasn't (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Mamma: what are you gonna tell the jury? Roxie Hart: I'm gonna tell them the truth. Mamma: The truth's a sure-fire way into the death house... Roxie Hart: Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Mamma: You're talking to the wrong people... (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Roxie Hart: You know, I was there. I was there that night you plugged your husband. Velma Kelly: So was half of Chicago. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. My sister and I were headed straight for the top. My sister and I made a thou a week at least, but my sister is now unfortunately deceased. Oh, it's sad, I know, but fact is still a fact and now all that remains is the remains of a perfect double act. (full quote)
27182 1)You know, I was there. I was there that night you plugged your husband. 2)So was half of Chicago. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Oh yes, they both reached for the gun the gun the gun the gun... (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Mister cellophane... (full quote)
24366 Fresh towels for the can... (full quote)
  My audience loves me, and I love my audience..and they love me for loving them, and I love them for loving me..and we all just LOVE eachother. (full quote)
24366 Pop...six....squish...huh-uh.....Cicero....Lipschitz... (full quote)
24366 Fred Casely? How can he be a burgler? My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture! He gave us 10% off! (full quote)
  Single he told me. Single my ass! not only was he married, oh no1 he had six wives. one of those mormons you know. so that night he came home and I ffixed him his drink as usual...you know some guys just can't hold their arsenic (full quote)
  I started fooling around, and then I started screwing around...which is fooling around...without dinner (full quote)
  1) My client has never owned a diary and even if she had it would be invastion of privacy and illegal search and seizure 2) YEAH! And she broke the lock! (full quote)
  I hope I haven't taken up too much of your time. (full quote)
  they say that life is tit for tat and that's the way i live so i deserve a lot of tat for what i've got to give (full quote)
  No, I'm no one's wife but, oh I love my life! And all that jazz! (full quote)
  oo im a star.... and the audience loves me .... and i love them ... and they love me for loving them ... and i love them for loving me ... and we love each each other ... and thats cos none of us got enough love in our childhoods... and thats showbiz .. KiD!!! (full quote)
  You can like the life you live in, You can live the lif you like. You can even marry Harry, but mess around with Ike. And that's good, isn't it grand. (full quote)
28667 He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times (full quote)
29442 Roxie:O God thats beautiful!Billy:Cut out God. Stick to where your better aquainted. (full quote)
FLaMiNGo You know how people have those little habbits that get you down? Like Bernie. He liked to chew gum. No! Not chew. Po...P. So I come home this one day and I am feeling kinda irritated and want some sympathy and there Bernie is laying on the couch drinking a beer and chewing. NO! Not chewing Popping! So I told him and I said...if you pop that gum one more time.....and.... he did. So I took a shot gun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into ...his....HEAD! (full quote)
  And all that Jazz (full quote)
  Com'on babe why dont we paint the town...and all that jazz. IM gonna rouge my knees and pull my stockings down so u can screw me realhard (full quote)
  you know before i met Amos i used to date this well to do ugly bootlegger who liked to take me out and show me off...ugly guys like to do that (full quote)
  So i started foolin around then i started screwin around which is foolin around without dinner (full quote)
  why are people so sad? i was reading this with my younger sister, shes only 6, and now shes cussing like a pro, thanks alot big shot. (full quote)
  You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic. (not cyanide...lol) (full quote)
  She was telling me some cock and bull story about how I should say I did it cuz I was sure to get off (full quote)
  Cop: Name of deceased...Fred Casely Amos: Fred Casely? How could he be a burgler. My wife knows him. He sold us our furnature. He gave us 10% off Roxie: Lord knows he ain't got the smarts (full quote)
  Roxie: But look at that soul...I tell that whole is a whole lot greater than the some of his parts (full quote)
  Roxie to Velma: Here's a little advice, from me to you, lay off the caramels. (full quote)
  Velma singing: She'd say what's your sister like? I'd say men. She'd say you're the cat's meow then we'd wow the crowd again! (full quote)
  If you want my gravy, pepper my Ragu, spice it up for Mamma, she'll get hot for you. (full quote)
  billy Flinn:Right, Trixie. Roxie:Its Roxie. billy Flinn:Oh,yeah I was just kidding. (full quote)
  how can they see with sequins in their eyes? (full quote)
  Uh-uh! Not gui-lty! (full quote)
  He used to like to take me out and show me off....Ugly guys tend to do that a lot... (full quote)
  No, not chew. POP. (full quote)
  Roxy-I'm a star...and the audience loves me. And they love me for lovin' them and I love them for lovin' me, and we looooove each other...and that's because none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz.....kid! (full quote)
  Stop staying at the Flamingo hotel just to look at the flamingos! Its rude to stare...and i saw you staring at them the last time you were there and i wanted to say you are a hoe bitch who wont stop staring at loins! (full quote)
  ...and that's because none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz...kid. (full quote)
  1) Where the hell is your sister? 2) She's not herself tonight. (full quote)
  She'd say What's your sister like? I'd say 'men. She'd say You're the cats meow. Then we'd wow the crowd again. (full quote)
  Ask any of the chickies in my pen. They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen. I love them all and all of them love me, because the system works . . . the system called reciprocity. (full quote)
  Here a little piece of advice. Direct from me to you. Lay off the caramels. (full quote)
  When Amos made love to me, it was like he was fixing a carborator or something...I love ya honey, I love ya! (full quote)
  She'd say 'What's your sister like?' I'd say 'Men!' She'd say your the cat's meow and then we'd wow the crowd, again. (full quote)
  Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones were absolutely fantastic singing and dancing quite well in the movie Chicago.They are absolutely gorgeous. (full quote)
  billy Flynn: God save Illinois. (full quote)
  everybody loves a ---- (full quote)
  Don't look so tragic ol'boy you must learn to accept defeat gracefully. After all, your case will come up for review in 10 to 20 years, and you will get your name in the papers all over again. (full quote)
  When i pass the basket,folks contribute to.You put in for mama,she'll put out for you! (full quote)
10929 Take her down to the Cook County Jail. (full quote)
Marvin Acme They say that life is tit for tat And that's the way I live So, I deserve a lot of tat For what I've got to give (full quote)
Marvin Acme Let's all stroke together Like the Princeton crew When you're strokin' Mama Mama's strokin' you (full quote)
KindredNeonate She'd say: What's your sister like? I'd say: Men. (full quote)
kittenish Some men just can't hold their cyanide. (full quote)
29843 1)He was trying to burgle me! 2)From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month! (full quote)
29843 1.But I simply cannot do it alone! 2.Uhh, so wheres the part where you blow her brains out? 1.Ok I'll level with u... (full quote)
31774 I know the first part's shit. The second part, the second part is really nifty. (full quote)
36127 Roxie: I used to have this boyfriend who used to take me out a lot and show me off...ugly guys like to do that. (full quote)
36127 Roxie: I'm a star... and the audience loves me! and I love them! And they love me for loving them and I love them for loving me... and we love eachother. And that's cause none of us got enough love in our childhood. And that's showbiz... kid. (full quote)
36127 Detective: Name of deceased, Fred Casely. Amos: Fred Casely? How can he be a burgler? He sold us our furniture... he gave us ten percent off. Roxie: Lord knows he ain't got the smarts. (full quote)
36127 Velma: I can't take it anymore. All I ever hear about now is that DUMB TOMATO! (full quote)
36127 Roxie: Forget it. It will never work. Velma: Why not? Roxie: 'Cause I hate you. Velma: There's only one business where that's no promblem at all. (full quote)
42226 Billy: You're a phoney celebrity, a flash in a pan. In a couple of weeks no one will give a shit about you. That's Chicago. (full quote)
42226 Roxie: So pretty soon, I started fooling around. Then I started screwing around...which is fooling around without dinner. (full quote)
42226 Billy: So what are you going to do? Divorce her? Amos: You're damn right! I'll divorce her! She probably won't even notice. (full quote)
42226 Velma: What's your talent - washing and drying? (full quote)
42226 Velma: Fifty bucks for a phone call?! You must make a lot of wrong numbers, Mama. (full quote)
42226 Roxie: They didn't even want my photo. I just can't understand that! (full quote)
42226 Billy:Is she pregnant? Doctor: Yes. Billy: Would you be willing to swear your life on that? Doctor: Yes. Billy: Good. Now button your fly. (full quote)
43471 so i started screwin around ... which is foolin around without dinner (full quote)
43762 1. Are you sorry? 2. Are you kidding? (full quote)
44874 Come on babe why dont we paint the town (full quote)
44874 and then some (full quote)
47213 You see, I was a butterfly, drawn to the flame, a moth, crushed by the, by the...so I guess you want to know why I shot the bastard. (full quote)
cpesojpeso Liz: Pop. Annie: Six. June: Squish. Hunyack: Unh-uh. Velma Kelly: Cicero. Mona: Lipschitz. (full quote)
helz89 and even without clucking like a hen, everyone gets noticed now and then. unless that personage should be unimpressive, undistinguished you..know..who (full quote)