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Shanghai Knights - 2003 Movie Quotes

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25630 I'm a thirty year old waiter/gigilo. Where's the future in that? (full quote)
25630 And just to set the record straight, Roy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose women. Loose women are attracted to me. (full quote)
25630 I'm getting ready to launch a little thing called Operation-Sweep-Her-Off-Her-Feet. (full quote)
25630 What in our history together makes you think I'm even capable of something like that? (full quote)
10929 I call that my kung pow chicken. (full quote)
10929 This country blows. (full quote)
10929 That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes? (full quote)
16227 Can I get you anything? -Yeah, a whole lotta LEAVE ME ALONE! (full quote)
16227 spotted Dick. (full quote)
10929 Hey, you lost one war this way. Don't make the same mistake twice. (full quote)
10929 Who loves you, baby? (full quote)
  CHON: My father was the guardian of the Imperial Seal. ROY: Thta's what I like about China, everyone's occupation sounds so cool! (full quote)
  Hey,I can see our hotel from here! (full quote)
  My whole life is flashing before my eyes...I don't remember her... (full quote)
  spotted dick! (full quote)
  hey wrathbone, i got a title for my new novel; Roy O'Bannon vs. Little Lord Sissy (full quote)
  get out the way bizatch get out the way (full quote)
  get out the way bizatch get out the way (full quote)
  what happened? wrathbone got nevlin with a little sissy gun! (full quote)
  what happened? wrathbone got nevlin with a little sissy gun! (full quote)
  what happened? Wrathbone got Nevlin with a little sissy gun!! (full quote)
  i want your johnson (full quote)
28597 You think some tea-drinking psycho can take out Roy O'Bannon? (full quote)
28597 I can already see the headlines: Nation mourns as Loony Lin massacres royal family. (full quote)
28597 (1)You're looking at the future king of England. (2)You're like, 20th in line to the throne. (1)10th. (full quote)
28597 You're dead to me. I don't know a Chon Wang. (full quote)
28597 Quit going all Chinese on me. Remember the puzzle box? Patience. Patience. (full quote)
28597 May I present major General Sherlock Holmes and His Highness, the maharaja of Nevada. (full quote)
28597 No talking about me in your native tongue. (full quote)
28597 (1)You're Roy O'Bannon? (2)Yeah (1)The famous Western folk hero? (2)Have you heard of me? (1)Have I heard of you? I've only read -Roy O'Bannon vs. The Mummy- five times. It's fascinating. (2)I want you to meet the Shanghai Kid. (1)Oh yes. the faithful Chinese sidekick. (full quote)
28597 Bob your head a little bit. Gives you more of a India-royalty flavor. (full quote)
28597 (1)My father's been killed. (2)Chon, I'm... You need the money to get back for the funeral? (1)No, I must go to England. The ship leaves tonight. (2)your father died in England? (1)China. My sister followed the murderer to London. (2)Wait. Murderer. I'm a little bit mixed up. Let me see if I can get the facts straight. You have a sister? (full quote)
28597 (1)Reach for the sky, Roy. (2)Say that again. (1)Reach for the sky, Roy. (2)Chon Wang! (full quote)
28597 (1)what about the Shanghai Kid? (2)Oh, he was captured on page 10 while he was polishing Roy's pearl handles. (full quote)
13284 Bloody tourists!!! (full quote)
  I'm a bat out of hell! (full quote)
  Perhaps my friend would like some spotted dick. (full quote)
  Roy: Doghouse. I'm in the Doghouse (full quote)
  Roy: Besides, I hear London is Ass Soup. A lot of pretty girls there (full quote)
10929 This isn't Chinatown. (full quote)
  A bloody catapult. Jesus Christ! (full quote)
  CW: You Know what I call him? Roy O Bologna! (full quote)
  im am roy baloni yes you arrr (full quote)
  im am roy baloni yes you arrr (full quote)
  jon wayne friends to the end and this is the end (full quote)
  roy if you break her hart i brake your leg fair deal (full quote)
  john i have a confesion to makeu arr in love with my sister well that but i didnt blow all the mony on zeplins (full quote)
  im sage mcclasiter i sold a million coppies and it was 2nd to the bible that year (full quote)
  (roy is drowing) just drown me i dont care anymore) roy plunges int o the water were have you been i was buisy well hurry up patience roy tell that to the eel thats swimming in my pants (full quote)
  roy is hanging from the clock go ahead england throw anything you want at me your ugly women your spotted dick! (full quote)
  johnny chapley (the kid with long hair) what tha im gonna break your neck (full quote)
10666 I'm gonna die! I'm on a minute hand! My life is flashing before my eyes...I don't remember her! (full quote)