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Old School - 2003 Movie Quotes


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  We're going streaking! (full quote)
  Earmuffs! (full quote)
  True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from Sandiego and a couple nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a damn magic show. (full quote)
  Mitch, you're on the rebound, you're like an injured young fawn whos been nursed back to health. Who's finally gonna be released into the wilderness. (full quote)
  I want to thank you very much for coming to the official Mitch Martin freedom festival. He's the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini-bar. (full quote)
  Just ring the bell you pansy! (full quote)
  I promised my wife I wouldn't drink tonight...Yeah, i'll do one, i'll do one! (full quote)
  Once it hits your lips it's so good! (full quote)
  We're officially staring a fraternaty. (full quote)
  AHHHHHH!-Frank just pace yourself.-sorry (full quote)
  You tell anyone about this, i'll kill you! Im kidding, im kidding! we'll have him back by friday night. (full quote)
  You may be asking yourself, why is this cinderblock tied securly to my penis? (full quote)
  Well, this is it Frank. Now or never. You need to get out of here while you're still single. (full quote)
  True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from Sandiego and a couple nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend. (full quote)
  Hi, I'm here for the gangbang. (full quote)
  Man, you're crazy! (full quote)
  Blue do you think I wish to see you die here tonight!?! No Sir! Blue your my boy! (full quote)
  It's hard to believe she'll be graduating high school in just seven months. (full quote)
  Yo, he just french kissed me! (full quote)
  ...take yesterday for example. We were out at the olive garden for dinner, which was lovely. I happened to look over, at a certain point during the meal, to see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be, her panties. Odds are they were basic white cotton underpants, but I started thinking maybe they are silk panties, maybe it's a thong, maybe it's something really cool I don't even know about... (full quote)
  what, what I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest, are we not? I don't know were I was going with that, sorry. (full quote)
  yes, that is awesome! (full quote)
20201 DO you think K.F.C. is still open? (full quote)
  I built Stereo city from the grond up, and I can barely read. (full quote)
  Oh, yeah. That things a real peice of crap. We stopped selling that about six months ago. A lot of complaints . . . but, it's a nice gesture. (full quote)
  c'mon... all you had to say was earmuffs... hey buddy earmuffs... see now u can say whatever you want.. fuck, shit, cock balls *WILL FARRELL*- dick, asshole (full quote)
  You're my boy Blue!!!!! (full quote)
  Im So cold....i see blue...he looks glorious (full quote)
  F:so what are you saying? W:i want a divorce. F:ya ok so just, if i don't see you again, keep...keep on truckin, alright goodstuff. (full quote)
  You're gonna be a vagina the rest of your life (full quote)
  (Its more like)F: so wut r u saying.W:i want a divorce.F:like a real divorce?W:nodding headF:alright well i...i gotta run, but if i don't see u again, keep...keep on truckin. (waving)-goodstuff. (full quote)
  Umm excuse me, this seatbelt back here is broken, what do you suggest I do? I suggest you stop being a faggot! .. youre in the backseat (full quote)
  Student: That was incredible man! Frank: what happened? I blacked out (full quote)
  You think KFC's still open? (full quote)
  1: Nice doll Frank 2: Thanks...she's ok (full quote)
  Hey, it's Frank. I was in the neighborhood and thought maybe we could go out for some frozen yogurt, or maybe even a whole meal of food (full quote)
  You just took one in the jugular man...that's awesome! (full quote)
  Which do you guys like better? nurse, or cheerleader? (full quote)
  Walk it off big guy (full quote)
  Don't feel so bad, Mitch. Old people die. It's what they do. (full quote)
  Nicole: Didn't one of your pledges die? Mitch: Well, yes, but he was very old. And I'm sure that once we get the autopsy report back we'll find he died of natural causes. (full quote)
  Beanie: Oh ya, I remember. We locked you in a dumpster once Gordon: I got out Beanie: cool man (full quote)
  Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! (full quote)
  (cough) don't do it! (cough). My throat's dry, I'm sorry. I'm a smoker. (full quote)
  Stifler: Hey, be careful. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market (Frank shoots himself in the neck). Yes! That's awesome! (full quote)
  Weensie: My Moms said 'Weensie, if you mess this up, I'll kill you...' She even showed me the knife! (full quote)
28134 love is a motherfucker, eh (full quote)
28184 Who's hungry? who's hungry (full quote)
  You can bring your green hat! (full quote)
  Sorry I can't. I have a prom committee meeting to go to tonight. (full quote)
  Well Columbus wasn't looking for America, but look now everyone else is happy (full quote)
  Sean W. Scott Talking to the pony: SHUT UP (full quote)
  Just ring the fucking bell you pansy (full quote)
  Hey, remember rodney's kid brother, cheese? Actually, My name isn't, cheese, anymore. O ya. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. Didn't we lock you in a dumpster? (full quote)
  Hey, remember rodney's kid brother, cheese? Actually, My name isn't, cheese, anymore. O ya. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. Didn't we lock you in a dumpster? (full quote)
  Hey, remember rodney's kid brother, cheese? Actually, My name isn't, cheese, anymore. O ya. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. Didn't we lock you in a dumpster? (full quote)
  if you tell anyone about this ill fucking kill you. im kidding im kidding well have him back by tonight (full quote)
  Blue do you trust that i do not wish to see you die hear tonight? Sir yes sir! Blue your my boy! (full quote)
  will ferrel said cock balls, not dick asshole. (full quote)
  ..See, look, there's my wife. Always smiling, judging, watching...Let it go man, she's coming down the aisle (full quote)
  Beanie: You should be glad to have had a girlfriend as sexually enlightened as that.....Mitch: I wasn't looking for that!! (full quote)
  Beanie: You should be glad to have had a girlfriend as sexually enlightened as that.....Mitch: I wasn't looking for that!! (full quote)
  Thats what old people do, they die (full quote)
  I'm back! (full quote)
  Wat's CCCCCRRRRREEEEE SMACKIN LOC!!!!!!! (full quote)
  me and the wife are heading to best buy. or maybe bed bath and beyond who know. k i'll do one jsut one. (full quote)
  were going streaking to the quad and then to the gymnasiam (full quote)
  nice little saturday plan..home depot..just dont think we'll have time!! (full quote)
  Always watching. Smiling. Judging. Look at the baby-look at the baby. (full quote)
  why do u gotta do it with the f-ing? al u gotta say is earmuffs. earmuffs. then u can say anything u can fuck shit bitch. cock balls (full quote)
  -u need to hit this -ya hit this -no thanks i apreciate it but i told my wife i wasnt gonna drink tonight besides weve got a big day tommorow but u guys have a great time -a big day? doin wat? -well um actually a pretty nice lil saturday were gonna go to home depot ya buy some wall paper maybe get some flooring stuff like that maybe bed bath and beyond i dont know i dont know if well have enough time -(chuckles) -u know wat u know wat gimme that thing ill do 1 ill do 1 -he gonna do 1he gonna do 1 -o thats talent right there -fill it up again fill it up again -we gonna fill it up again we gonna fill it up again -its so good once it hits ur lips its so good (full quote)
  1) Just say earmuffs, then you can say whatever you want, fuck, shit bitch... 2) BALL! (full quote)
  1) Well I got you something for your birthday. 2) My birthday? 1) Last week, oh my god, Frank, you forgot your bithday again? 2) damn it... (full quote)
  1-why u gotta do that in front of the kid, all u had to say was 'earmuffs'. watch, 'earmuffs'! see... 2-cock, balls! 1-i was making a point, u dont have to celebrate it frank (full quote)
29405 Im so cold! (full quote)
29405 I saw blue and he's GLORIOUS! (full quote)
29405 Mitch: umm, the seat belt is broken, what do you suggest I do about it. Cabbie: I suggest you stop being such a faggot, you're in the back seat! (full quote)
  Snoop-A-Loop (full quote)
  Hey honey, I thought I come over tonight and we could throw on the Cisco CD like old times....... (full quote)
  You may ask yourself, why am I holding this thirty pound cinder block. You may aslo ask yourself, why does this cinderblock have a string tied to it. And you may be wondering...Why is the other end of this string tied to your penis? (full quote)
  Alright Frank.. let me be the first to congratulate you, your one Vagina for the rest of your life... Real Smart (full quote)
  I'm just messin' with you guys (full quote)
  I'm happy to see Frank's dad here tonight. Isn't that great that he's here? Ferrell: Love you dad! (full quote)
31019 all im saying is that im a little freaked out by the fact that im going to hav sex with only one person... for the rest of my life (full quote)
31019 true love is hard to find...sometimes you think uve found true love and then you catch the early flight hom from san diego and a couple nude ppl jump out of ur bathroom like a god damn magic show ready to double team ur girlfriend... (full quote)
  Hey excuse me... mister, the seatbelt seems to be broken back here what do you suggest i do? I suggest you stop being such a faggot. (full quote)
joseystar do you think KFC's still open? (full quote)
  (Its supposed to be recommend,and not suggest.)Hey excuse me... mister, the seatbelt seems to be broken back here what do you recommend i do? I recommend you stop being such a faggot. (full quote)
31147 Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.....what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not? (full quote)
  Snoopaloop... Whoa whoa, its ok... common were going streak, bring your green hat (full quote)
MRGreen Birddog 'im, Frank (full quote)
MRGreen (crowd cheering) Frank the Tank, Frank the Tank! (full quote)
  Yea but uhh, let's keep it on the downlow, that's not exactly street legal. (full quote)
  Nerf-I am so gay! Ace-Yeah, that's how I like my men. Bull-Boo yah (full quote)
  I'm just making a point, you dont need to celebrate it. (full quote)
  I was just wondering if any of you knew in the quote (about the blow job lesson) if Andy Dick says: Oh you think that's funny?...Well you won't think it's funny when a guy prematurely pops in your face.. and that is NOT why I have a lazy eye... does he say: thats NOW why I have a lazy eye?..or does he say: And that is NOT why I have a lazy eye....thanks ya'll. (full quote)
  God Father (full quote)
  you know what actually you interupting, and it you were to leave it would be tremendous, for all of us... (full quote)
  yeah thanks, i took the restrictor plates off, give the red dragon a little more juice, but keep that on the downlow, not exactly street legal. Hey Mike. (full quote)
  well actually its a nice little saturday, we're gonna go to home Depot, yeah check out some wall paper maybe some flooring, maybe even a little bed bath and beyond, i dont know, im not sure if we'll have enough time (full quote)
  Can i ask you a question? Absolutly not, but good seeing you guys, looks like your doing great (full quote)
  you know you cant tell her right, thats what chicks do, your not a chick are you? ok good talk, ill see you out there. (full quote)
  yo check me out say make money money make money money money (full quote)
  I Love You Dad (full quote)
  Excuse me Mitch am I interupting? Ah Megan you actually are, and if you could leave it would be tremendous, for all of us. (full quote)
  Nice job Marissa, way to give 110 percent. When i get back there im going to show you something i call crouching tiger hidden penis. Did you ever see that movie, i really like it cuz of all the flying and the magic. (full quote)
  Im sorry is that funny, are you a standup commic, is that what you do now. This is me leaving, this is me leaving. (full quote)
  im thinking of a master plan, cuz aint nutting but sweat inside my hand. i dig into my pocket all my money is spent, so i dig deeper, im still coming up with lint (full quote)
  i like your shirt, yeah your shirt, your shirt is radical, yeah radical, nevermind (full quote)
  -Petting zoo guy *laughs* You shot a f'n dart in your neck, man! -Frank What? *laughs* your crazy *pauses* I like you, but your crazy. (full quote)
31384 Fill it up AGAIN! (full quote)
  If any of these f-ers get out of line I get to take them down.... Thats right....shut up..... (full quote)
  We can't have anyone freak out out there ok! We have to keep our composure! We've gone too far, there's too much to lose, we have to keep our composure! (full quote)
  Frank: Excuse me sir, the seat belt seems to br broken, what should I do about it? Cab driver: I suggest you stop being such a faggot! (full quote)
  (singing): ...Turn around, every now and then i get a little bit teriffied i see the fucking look in your eye... (full quote)
  it is not a (full quote)
  1) Um, excuse me sir, but my seatbelt doesn't work, what do you suggest i do? 2) I suggest you stop acting like such a faggot cause you're in the backseat (full quote)
  acctually we have a pretty nice little saturday planned out, We're going to the home depot to pick out some tiling and maybe head out to bed bath and beyond i dunno, i dont know if we will have time. (full quote)
  yea....im just gunna run this by marrisa. IM MESSING WITH YOU GUYS! its a joke....its not funny (full quote)
  All you have to do is say earmuffs, then you can say whatever you want, fuck shit bitch...cock balls! (full quote)
  i close my eyes only for a moment and the momemts gone. all my dreams lost in a sea of curiousity. all we are is lost in the wind. lost in wind.............i cant remember somebody got this (full quote)
  congratulations, you get one vagina for the rest of your life (full quote)
  frank let me be the first to congratulate you, you get one vagina for the rest of your life (full quote)
  you just took one in the jugular (full quote)
  Andy Dick: Good, good, NOT so good. Please, what are you doing? You're not Romulus sucking on a teat of the mother wolf! If you know your Greek mythology. Ladies, we're giving head not breast feeding from a mythological beast. Oh you think that's funny? Wait till he prematurely pops in your eye. Yeah. It stings. That is why I now have the lazy eye. *twitches* (full quote)
  I had an AWESOME time! (full quote)
  Rip his freaking head off! (full quote)
  Ring the fucking bell you panzy! (full quote)
  YESS!! THAT'S AWESOME!! Oh, oh my god...Is this bad?? Is this bad?? You just took one in the jugular man! Whoaa.. You better take that out man, that shit's not cool! Wait, wait...take what out? You got a fucking dart in ur neck! ha, ha, your cra--your crazy man...i like you..but your--but your crazy.......i feel tired... (full quote)
  You're cra--You're crazy man, your CRAZY. I like you...but your Crazy. (full quote)
  Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers. (full quote)
  1.howd u get this place mitch. 2.a professor died after 30 years. 1. thats awesome (High Fives) (full quote)
  Dean Pritchard: what is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology? James Carvel: well dean i'm glad that you asked that-- Frank: ac-- actually i'd like to jump in and take that one jimmy. JC: have at it, hoss Frank: recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited, and as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. as a world leader, it is important for america to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. i believe strongly that there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with an emphasis on on human resource development, thank you. (full quote)
24986 1) Be honest, and tell me this is the first time you did this? 2) Well do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you it's the first time? 1) Jesus what's wrong with you?! 2) Nothing is wrong with me! I told you I wanted this! 1) WHEN?! 2) All the time! 1) But..when? 2) Like, when we're in bed and stuff... 1) I thought you were just talking dirty! 2) I was! But I was serious. (full quote)
24986 1) Uh, my seat belt is broken. what do you suggest I do? 2) I suggest you stop being such a faggot. You're in the back seat! (full quote)
29939 I'm here for the gang-bang (full quote)
29939 1) Here, a little housewarming, to new beginnings. 2) Uh, actually, I gave this to you for your wedding. 1) This model? 2) No, this exact one. 1) Sorry...I'm..embarrassed... 2) I hope you like it. 1) I love it. (full quote)
29939 1) Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday. 2) My birthday? What do you mean? 1) Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank? 1) Damn it. I'm such an idiot. (full quote)
29939 1) Just as long as you promise to take it easy. 2) what do you mean? 1) You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we? 2) Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise. (full quote)
29939 1) Blue!!! Where is the fucking ice in my lemonade?! 2) I don't know. 1) Drop down and give me ten. (full quote)
29939 Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass. (full quote)
29939 1) Damn, I don't wanna end up workin' at Red Lobster! 2) You already work at Red Lobster. 1) Yeah, well its part time...dick. (full quote)
29939 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday? (full quote)
29939 1) Do you mind if I crash at your place tonight? Marissa is working out some issues. 2) Does it have to do with you getting drunk and running around naked in the street? (full quote)
29939 Mitch, is not like we've been living the most exciting lives, this is just another way for me to enjoy myself. It's purely sexual! (full quote)
  Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue? Blue: Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy. (full quote)
  Frank: Blue!!! Where is the fucking ice in my lemonade? Blue: I dont know. Frank: Drop down and give me ten. (full quote)
  Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me. Mitch: C'mon, she's not gonna kill you. Weensie: Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you! She showed me the knife! (full quote)
  Frank: A little housewarming, to new beginnings. Mitch: Uh, actually, I gave this to you for your wedding. Frank: This model? Mitch: No, this exact one. Frank: Oh, I'm sorry. I feel like an idiot. Mitch: No, it's fine. Do you like it? Frank: I love it. (full quote)
  Beanie: Spanish what the hell are you doing? Spanish: I'm just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot. Beanie: Put your head back on. Its very traumatic for the kids. Spanish: I'm sorry, sir. Beanie: Don't sorry me, babe. Shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that. (full quote)
  Andy Dick: I don't care if this is some long term relationship or some cute sailor you met at T.G.I. Friday's. Never did call me back but left me with a little something called herpes....which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there. (full quote)
  Andy Dick: Ladies, grab your veg-eh-ta-bles. (full quote)
  Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. College Student: A big day? Doing what? Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. (full quote)
28233 I'm here for the gangbang! (full quote)
28233 Honey, do you think KFC's still open? (full quote)
28233 1. I told my wife i wouldn't drink tonight. Besides i got a big day tomorrow, but you guys have a good time. 2. Big day? doing what? 1. Well, umm, actually a pretty nice little Saturday. We're gonna go to home Depot, buy some wallpaper maybe buy some flooring, stuff like that, maybe Bed Bath & Beyond, i dont know. I don't know if we'll have enough time. (2, 3 & 4 start laughing) You know what gimme that thing, I'll do one, i'll do one. 3. He gonna do one, he gonna do one. (#1 funnels a beer) 1. Fill it up again (2, 3 & 4 cheering) 1. god its good, it's so good. Once it hits your lips it's so good. (full quote)
28233 It takes a man to give away an angel, you're sweet (full quote)
  I CLOSE MY EYES, ONLY FOR A MOMENT AND THE MOMENTS GONE, ALL MY DREAMS, PASS BEFORE MY EYES IN CURIOUSITY, DUUUUST IN THE WIND, ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND, SAME OLD SONG, IS JUST A DROP OF WATER IN AN ENDLESS SEA, ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND, HHOHHHH HOO HOHHHHHHH....... your MY BOY BLUE......your MY BOY... (full quote)
  well, we have a nice little saturday planned. we're gonna go to home depot. get some wall paper. maybe bed bath and beyond. i dunno, i dunno if we'll have time (full quote)
32308 Cheeeeese (full quote)
  every now and then i get a little bit terrified, i see the fucking look in your eyes...turn around bright eyes...every now and then i fall apart...turn around bright eyes...you're fucking every now and then i fall apart...and i need you now tonight...i fucking need you more than ever... (full quote)
  your crazy..i like you but....your crazy (full quote)
  DAMMIT. if u dont know the exact quote from the movie dont submit it... its just wasting our time reading the wrong quote. stupid retards, and if u dont know it, WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE AGAIN! (full quote)
  1. Hey Man nice doll. 2. Yea she's ok. (full quote)
  Frank: I see Blue....He looks GLORIOUS!!! (full quote)
  1. Hey man, didn't we lock you in a dumpster once? 2. Yea, i got out. 1. hey great, awesome. (full quote)
  what do you think, Max? It’s got three speeds!…Dammit! (full quote)
  Snoop Dogg: Make money money, make money money... Frank: Take money money... we're going streaking!! (full quote)
Mejicano Sucio 1) Umm, sir your seatbelt's broken. What do you suggest I do? 2) I suggest you stop being a faggot. (full quote)
Mejicano Sucio Love...its a motherfucker (full quote)
  Beansie: c'mon... all you had to say was earmuffs... hey buddy earmuffs... see now u can say whatever you want.. fuck, shit, Will Farrall: dick, balls (full quote)
  Frank: Once it hits your lips it's so good. (full quote)
  1.) i dont know y u have to do it...in front of the kid with the F'in...all u gotta do is say earmuffs to him...earmuffs...then u say fuck shit bitch whatever u want 2.) cock balls (full quote)
  Spanish: Hey man you have to hit this. Frank: I can't i have a big day tomarrow. Spanish: Doing wut. Frank: Actually it's a nice little saturday. We are going to home depot to get some wallpaper ... flooring ..maybe bed, bath and beyond. I dont know...I don't Know if will have enough time !.... You know wut give me that ill do one. ........ Fill it up again... its just so good when it hits you lips .. its so good. (full quote)
  Turn around... Every now and then I get I little bit lonely and your never comin back .... Turn around .... Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of your voice... Turn around evey now and then i get a little bit lonely in the rest of all our years ... Turn around.... I get a little bit terrified I see the fuckin look in your eye. (full quote)
  Beanie: Spanish! What the hell are you doing? Spanish: Oh i was getting some water..this suit is CRAZY hot. Beanie: Are you crazy? That could be very devastating for little kids..put your head back on.. Spanish: I'm sorry Beanie: Don't sorry me baby...and shake your tail when you walk..come on- you're better than that. (full quote)
  I like poop (full quote)
  I suggest you stop being such a faggot.... (full quote)
  c'mon ladies, these vegetables are not going to ejaculate themselves! (full quote)
  I got you this for your wedding, W: oh, this same model? O: No this exact one,W: oh, I'm embarassed, I don't know what to say. Thank you. O: I hope you like it, W: Yeah, I love it (full quote)
  [girl says to frank] Thats a nice doll you got there. Frank: yeah, shes alright (full quote)
  I dont know why you had to do it....with the F'ng in front of the kid, alls you have to say is earmuffs....earmuffs, you can say anything you want, fuck, shit, bitch.......Frank: Cock, balls...Beenie: I was making a point Frank, you dont have to celebrate it. (full quote)
  goldberg: To think, in just seven months you're gonna be graduating from High School....Mitch: *spits coffee out* i thought you said high school? goldberg: Yeah, shocking isnt it...Mitch: Yes it is. (full quote)
  goldberg: To think, in just seven months you're gonna be graduating from High School....Mitch: *spits coffee out* i thought you said high school? goldberg: Yeah, shocking isnt it...Mitch: Yes it is. (full quote)
  Frank: WERE GOING STREAKING! WERE GOING STREAKING UP THROUGH THE QUAD AND INTO THE GYMNASIUM, Snoop, Snoop-a-Loop, Hey hey its cool, its cool, bring your green hat lets go. (full quote)
  When you have the earmuffs on you can say Ass, Shit, Fuck! Cock, balls -WF (full quote)
  Its good to see Franks dad out, I haven't seen him in like eight years...Frank: I love you Daad...... (full quote)
  1Hey didn't we throw you in a dumpster? 2yeah i got out 1So what are you now... Johovahs witness? 2no im the dean, dean pritchard (full quote)
  This is yesterday's newspaper. When are ou going to use your goddamn brain for once in your life,huh? HUH?! Heloooo?? What are you, retarded? (full quote)
  what? i thought we were in the trust tree.. nest.. are-are we not? (full quote)
  Dear Mitch, If you are holding this then you already know. The house has been boarded up. The windows, the doors, everything. We are at the comfort in Room 122. I love you, Frank! (full quote)
  Chee-eeese!! (full quote)
  Wintsie: Kicked out of college! My mom is gonna kill me! Mitch: Dont worry man im sure shes not gonna kill you. Wintsie: Yes she is, she said, WINTSIE IF YOU GET KICKED OUT OF college ILL KILL YOU!!! She showed me the knife! (full quote)
  Hey guys what do you think....nurse or chear leader? Hey frank thats a pretty nice doll you got there! Yeah thanks.....shes alright (full quote)
  It takes a real man to give away an angel (full quote)
  It takes a real man to give away an angel (full quote)
  beanie: *coughing* don't do it *coughing... I appologize I have something in my throat.. I'm a smoker (full quote)
  Frank: Guys what do you like better.. nurse or cheerleder? Nicole: Thats a nice doll you got there frank Frank: Yea shes ok (full quote)
  This is a good test, good test (full quote)
  Love...it's a motherfucker. (full quote)
deadpoetjs We're gonna go to home depot, get some wallpaper maybe some flooring, you know things like that. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond. I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. (full quote)
  We're goin streakinnnnnnng! Through the quad and into the Gymnasium. (full quote)
  -Frank... what are you doing? -We're going streaking... through the quad and into the gymnasium -Who's going streaking? -Their coming... -Frank get in the car -but everybody's doing it. -Get in the car frank -okay.... honey, do you think KFC's still open? (full quote)
  Sir the seatbeal seems to be broken, what do you reccomend I do? I recomend you stop being such a faget, your in the backseat. (full quote)
  LADY:Nice DoLL FRANK: yeah....shes allright (full quote)
  Snoop the Loop, bring your green hat (full quote)
  Denver: The Sunshine state. Gorgeous! Gorgeous! (full quote)
  Do you like it? I got you this for a wedding present. The same model? No, this exact one. Oh....I'm embarrassed. It's ok, I hope you like it. I love it. (full quote)
  Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. (full quote)
  Frank-Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade? Blue- Sorry sir Frank- Drop down and give me ten, NOW (full quote)
  cheee-eese (full quote)
13864 One it hits the lips it's so good...it's so good. (full quote)
  Ok, now go get me a fresh beer. Are you for real?! Now you son of a bitch now!!! (full quote)
  Crowd: FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK! Frank: You know it. You KNOW IT!! (full quote)
  Dear Mitch, If you are reading this you already know. The house has been boarded up. Windows, doors, everything. We're at the Comfort Inn, room 112. I love you. Frank (full quote)
  Pritchard: Oh is that funny to you? Are you a stand up comic? Is that what you do now? *raises arms* This is me leaving. This me leaving. (full quote)
  Took the restrictor out to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. Keep that on the downlow though. She's not exactly street legal... Hey Mike (full quote)
  Wow, how do some of you even quote a movie while completely butchering the line at the same time? If you're gonna submit something at least get it right. (full quote)
  Columbus wasn't exactly looking for america but that seemed to workout for everyone. (full quote)
  all those fucking people Whoa! Whoa! Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say earmuffs to him,and you can say fuck,shit,bitch Cock.balls (full quote)
  BRYAN BINNO IS GAY! (full quote)
33979 Wedding Singer: Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified then I see the F@CKING look in your eyes. Turnaround bright eye...every now and then I fall apart, Turnaround bright eyes...and F@CKING every now and then I fall apart! (full quote)
  Okay asshole, if you were talking about the quotes I submitted when you said that people, 'Butcher lines', then you're a moron. I submitted the 4 quotes right above your comment. The one about the Red Dragon, the one about Pritchard, the Frank the Tank quote, and the letter about the Comfort Inn. I'm going to go ahead and assume that you were talking about someone elses quotes though because mine are 100% perfect. I fuckin' know my Old School and I know people butcher lines on this website and I get pissed off because its insulting that they think they know a line well enough to quote it and then they screw it up. But mine aren't screwed up. They're right. And I know it. So if you were talking about my quotes, back off. p.s.- sorry for sounding like a psycho. p.p.s.- Also, sorry for submitting this comment because its not a quote but I couldn't help myself. (full quote)
Michael Myers You think KFC's still open. (full quote)
  BRING your GREEN HAT! (full quote)
  Actually, we've got a nice little saturday. We're gonna go to home Depot and look at some wallpaper. Maybe, maybe Bed, Bath and Beyongd. I don't know, don't know if there'll be enough time. (full quote)
  SPANISH! do you trust that i have provided you with enough slack so that your block will land safely on the lawn...and BLUE do you trust that i do not want to see you die here tonight..BLUE YOU'RE MY BOY! (full quote)
  Denver, The Sunshine state, Gorgeous. (full quote)
  I'm gonna work at red lobster my whole life! * You already do work at Red Lobster * It's part time, dick! (full quote)
  to the bitch with the long ass complaining message your quotes are not 100% right. the one about the red dragon is not perfect. it should have read ...took the restrictor plate out... and if you didnt know that then you couldnt have understood the joke, because street legal cars dont have restrictor plates. so he couldnt have taken one out, therefore making the action of working on his car funny because he dosent know what he is doing. otherwise your quotes are pretty good, but too many people are butchering the shit out of the lines (full quote)
  Um, my seatbelt is broken, what do you recommend i do? I recommend you stop being such a FAGGOT! You're in the back seat!! (full quote)
  ...Alright...good talk, see you out there... (full quote)
  -You said near campus, this is practically on campus. How'd you get this place? -Some professor lived here for like 30 years then he died. -Thats awesome! (full quote)
  You're my boy blue! (full quote)
  1.) We're goin' steakin'. 2.) Honey, get in the car. (full quote)
  Do you want me to be honest or just tell you it's my first time? (full quote)
  the truth is, ive had a hell of a day.....an even worse week and I got 40 strangers in my living room and all i wanna do is get some fuckin sleep! (full quote)
  when i get back in there im gunna show you all a little something i like to call crouching tiger hidden penis (full quote)
  YOU KNOW IT!!! (full quote)
  im here for the gang bang (full quote)
  Mark: So, I hear you guys started your own faternity Mitch: No, we really dont take it that seriously, you know, we watch some football every now and then Frank: HEY BLUE, WHY IS THERE NO ICE IN MY LEMONADE? GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 RIGHT NOW! (full quote)
  huhhht..... still holding.... Still HOLDING.. (full quote)
  C'mon snoop snoop-a-loop getcher green hat and we'll go streaking! (full quote)
  You're crazy, dude (full quote)
  Are you kidding? The old man river won't shut up about it. (full quote)
  Hey...............put in a good word for me. (full quote)
  She's coming down the aisle, Petey, let it go. (full quote)
  You think KFC's still open? (full quote)
35809 Yes! That is awesome! You just took one to the jugular! (full quote)
  Dear Mitch...if you are reading this you already know. They boarded up the house, the door the windows, everything. Im at the Holiday Inn room 112. I love you, Frank (full quote)
  Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank (full quote)
35902 Recent research has shown the empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited. And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank You. (full quote)
  Skittles? (full quote)
  This is me leaving, this is me leaving (full quote)
  Frank: Blue! Do you think I wish to see you die here tonight? Blue: Sir, no sir! Frank: Blue you're my boy!!!! Blue: Thank you sir! (full quote)
  You have a fucking dart in your neck! (full quote)
  Snoop! Snoop a loop! (full quote)
35820 Skittles? (full quote)
  We're going streaking bring your green hat!! (full quote)
  We’re going streaking… come one snoop … bring ur green hat (full quote)
  You.. You're crazy.. I like you.. but you're crazy... (full quote)
  Recent research has shown that emperical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corrolary the market for technology is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for america to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovative policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thankyou. (full quote)
36268 I had an AWESOME time! (full quote)
36268 I had an AWESOME time! (full quote)
36356 There's my wife...watching, judging, look at the baby, look at the baby. (full quote)
  i see blue. . . its glorious!!! (full quote)
  eat shit you motherfuckin faggit i bet you listen to nagger music damn naggers and chinks (full quote)
36602 We're going streaking!!!! (full quote)
36487 You're my boy Blue! (full quote)
  Snoop! Snoop-A-Loop! (full quote)
  why do u have to do that with the f'in.all you have to say is earmuffs. see cock shit bitch.Will: cock balls. BEANIE:ok frank u dont have to celeberate (full quote)
  Blue!!! Why is there no ice in my lemonade?! (full quote)
  (1.)Why you gotta do it around the kid? With the F'in? All you gotta do is say earmuffs to him...then you can say fuck, shit, bitch. (2.) Cock. balls. (1.) I'm just proving a point, Frank...you don't have to celebrate it. (full quote)
  I'm messing with you guys (full quote)
  fuck, shit, bitch, cock, balls (full quote)
  fuck, shit, bitch, cock, balls (full quote)
37655 Frank: Blue you're my boy! (full quote)
  Mitch:My seatbelt's broken, what do you reccomend i do? Cab driver:I recomend you don't be such a faggot, you're in the backseat. (full quote)
  I want focus i want intensity and i want a 1,2,3. eatem up eatem up. hungry hungry hungry. That kids been throwing elbows all day and someones kids gonna get hurt. oh yeah well lets make it official. (throws chair) here take the clipboard...respect yourself. (full quote)
  Prairie dog in training (full quote)
  you guys are fucking stupid, you have nothing better to do than to memorize quotes from a movie, which was frickin hilarious, untill you duche bags started complaining about it ITS JUST A FUCKING MOVIE. no more fighting. (full quote)
  BLUE... WHY IS THERE NO ICE IN MY LEMONADE? (full quote)
  just ring the fuckin bell you damn pansy (full quote)
  hey is that frank the tank yea hi hedi i herd you and melissa slip up yeah igot into body painting ooh yeah do you want to come over tomarrow for a little get to gather with some internet friends . yea awesome. awesome yeah i am back........ you knowm it! (full quote)
  your my boi blu (full quote)
  hello (full quote)
  HALF YOU FUCKIN PEOPLE DONT EVEN PUT THE RIGHT FUCKIN quotes IN HERE. YOU ALL ARE FUCKIN DUMB!!!!! (full quote)
  the person who submitted the quote a couple quotes back from heres right, you guys are fucking pansys. the movie wasnt even that good, yeah it was funny but it was like sugar coated porn. well thats not true because porns waaaay better, but you stupid candy-asses spend WAY too much time memorizing the quotes, your KILLING THE MOVIE AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE IT THAT MUCH. why does it have to be fucking word for word, just go with it, FUCK you guys are stupid (full quote)
  yo (full quote)
  mitch: all you have to do is say earmuffs and you can say things like shit bitch Frank: cock balls mitch: ok i was just trying to prove a point here frank you didnt need to go and celebrate... frank: sorry (full quote)
  wow i must say you fags raped this movie up the asshole! serious! ok you can bring your green hat! he didnt fucking say that! and when did frank say asshole?????? DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!! omg help you guys! leave the poor movie alone! (full quote)
  Whoa, how did Frank get all the anal beads in his nose... you moron. Thats his wife marissa's vibrator (full quote)
  oklahoma, oklahoma, oklahoma! (full quote)
  Beanie:So tell me Mitch did you have a good time last night? Frank: I had an awesome time last night!! Beanie: I know you had an awesome time last night, I think have the town knows you had an awesome time last night!!! (full quote)
  Wait, wait what? You're crazy man, you're crazy! (full quote)
  good, good. oh, no..what are you doing? thats bad. You're not Romulus sucking on the teats of the mother wolf..if you know your greek mythology. Ladies we're giving head here we're not breast-feeding from a mythological beast. (full quote)
  1.yes!thats awesome...you just took one to the juguler man. You better pull that out. That shit is not cool. 2. Okay....Wait take what out? 1. the dart, you got a fuckin dart in your neck. 2.What dart? You're, you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy. (full quote)
  1.yes!thats awesome...you just took one to the juguler man. You better pull that out. That shit is not cool. 2. Okay....Wait take what out? 1. the dart, you got a fuckin dart in your neck. 2.What dart? You're, you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy. (full quote)
  hi frank..looks like its a lil cold out there huh? (full quote)
  Oh yea.... cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!! (full quote)
  Mitch: Cheese, is that you? Cheese: Hello Mitch, Bernard. Mitch: Beanie you remember Rodney's kid brother Cheese? Cheese: Actually, my name's not Cheese anymore... it's Gordon Pritchard. Beanie: OH YEA!!! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!! Didn't we lock you in a dumpster? Cheese: I got out. Beanie: Cool man... I'm glad you did. (full quote)
  Well, me and the wife have a pretty nice little Saturday planned. (full quote)
  I love you dad (full quote)
  i recommend you stop being such a faggot, your in the backseat (full quote)
  My little pussy fart (full quote)
  now you may be asking your self why am i holding a thirty pound cinder block? you also may be asking yourself why does this cinder block have a long piece of string attatched to it? and finaly why is the other end of this string securely tied to your penis? (full quote)
  Snoop...Snoop-A-Loop...c'mon, you can bring your green hat... (full quote)
  doody (full quote)
  Benie: Mitch, didn't you have a good thime at the party? Frank: I had an awsome time! Benie: I think we know you had an awsome time. I think the town knows you had anawsome time! I saw asking Mitch if he had a nice time! (full quote)
  Spanish: Great now i'm going to have to work at red lobster for the rest of my life. Guy: You already work at red lobster. Spanish: only part time. dick. (full quote)
  Don't aoppoligize to me, appologize to the baby! (full quote)
40504 can we stop by KFC? (full quote)
  I just have to run it by Marissa, I'm just mesing with you. Not Funny,Now the baby is upset!!! (full quote)
  I'm the dean!!! (full quote)
  The real estate query engine is a virtual rubicon of information. (full quote)
  Snoop-a-loop! Bring your green hat! We're going streaking! (full quote)
  We've got a nice little Saturday planned. We're going to go to home Depot- check out some wallpaper and flooring. Maybe Bed Bath and Beyond, I dont know, I dont know if we'll have enough time. (full quote)
  Frank: We're going streaking down the quads and trough the gymnasium come and you can bring your little green hat (full quote)
  Mitch:Damn't V:man if youre going to cuss around the kids atleast say earmuffs Frank: cock balls V:now youre just abbusing it (full quote)
  Do you know how rare it is to find someone as sexually enlightened as Holly? I wasn't looking for that! Yeah, well Columbus wasn't looking for America but that seemed to work out pretty well for everybody didn't it? You're here, you know what I'm saying? (full quote)
41265 good game (full quote)
  Recent evidence has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited, and as a coronary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for Americans to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly that there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy with emphasis oh human research development. Thank you. (full quote)
  Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited, and as a coronary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for Americans to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly that there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy with emphasis oh human research development. Thank you. (full quote)
  I'm back baby...you know it! (full quote)
  we are gunna get so much ass here it's going to be sick...we are talking like crazy like boy band ass (full quote)
  good talk.See you out there. (full quote)
42065 Do you think kentucky fried chicken is still open (full quote)
10929 Dust in the wind. (full quote)
  I just have to run it by Marissa. Not funny now the baby's upset. (full quote)
  -I want a divorce -like a, like a real divorce? -yeah -ok well, if i don't see you just keep, keep on truckin'...good stuff (full quote)
  Hello, this is Frank Riccard. I was just ah wondering if ah you wanted to go out for ah coffee or ah maybe even a ah a whole meal of food (full quote)
  Once it hits your lips it's so good! (full quote)
  ADAM BURGESS HAS A small PENIS!!! 3 inches (full quote)
  recent research has shown that imperical evidence for globilization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a colorary the market for technologies is shrinking, as a world leader it is important for america to provide systemetic research grants for our scientists, i beleive strongly there will always be need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource developmeny, thamk you. what happened i blacked out... (full quote)
  C'mon Snoop, snoop-a-loop! (full quote)
  sounds like a YP (full quote)
  1: Oh yea, Cheeeeeese. Didnt we lock you in a dumpster once? 2: Yea, I got out. 1: good. (full quote)
  When I get back in there I'm gonna show you one called Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis. (full quote)
41892 Thats how to debate! (full quote)
  dust in the wind (full quote)
44862 1.Yeah hi nice to meet you. 2.Don't turn around (full quote)
  We're goin' streakin'... through the quad to the gymnasium! (full quote)
  We're goin' streakin'. Through the quad to the gymnasium! (full quote)
  1) I'm going to spend the rest of my life working at Taco Bell! 2) You already work at Taco Bell. 1) Part-time, dick. (full quote)
  and i need you more tonight. i fuckin need your more than EVER (full quote)
  Beanie- c'mon, if youre going to curse just say 'earmuff's frank-fuck shit cock balls beanie-ok frank, i was just making a point, theres no need to celebrate it. (full quote)
44862 Just ring the fuckin bell! (full quote)
  Frank: Hey I just wanna thank you guys one last time for being here. Its the best day ever. Beanie: Don’t even start with me Frankie, ok; you need to walk away from this ASAP... you need to get OUT! Frank: What do you mean? Marissas the best thing thats ever happened to me! Beanie: Why dont you give that six months, you dont think thats gonna change? I got a wife, kids, do I sound like a happy guy to you Frankie?... Ok let me be the first to congradulate you, one vagina for the rest of your life, real smart. Way to think it through. (To the father of the bride) It takes a real man to give away an angel, your a sweetheart. *wink* (full quote)
  You let down me, you let down Frank, and you let down Max most importantly (full quote)
  FRANK:Spanish! Do you trust that we provided you enough slack on your rope so your brick will land safely on the ground! SPANISH:Sir, yes Sir! FRANK:And Blue, can you trust that I dont wanna see you die here tonight? BLUE: Yes Sir! FRANK:Blue your my boy!! (full quote)
  1.The seatbelt is broken.what do you suggest i do? 2.I suggest you stop being such a faggot (full quote)
  True Love....Truelove is hard to find, sometimes you think you have found true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom ready to double team your girlfriend like a god Dam Magic Show! (full quote)
  Mom the meatloaf.....Fuck!! (full quote)
45511 I think I see Blue. He looks glorious. (full quote)
45511 At this point you might be asking yourself, why am I holding a 15 pound ciderblock in my hands? You might be asking why this ciderblock as a long string attached to it? And you might be asking why is the end of this string tied securly to your penis? (full quote)
45511 college is over-rated anyways. I built Speaker City from the ground up and I can barely read. Truf (full quote)
ZD_Drummer90 Don't turn around! (full quote)
48701 Tnis isn't a joke beanie, peoples lives are ruined. Beanie: Who's life is ruined? Mitch: Let see, blues dead, franks divorced, i've lost my home, and we have 9 kids back there that are expelled from school. (full quote)
48701 Do you realize that a girl that sexually enlightened only comes around once in a blue moon? I wasn't looking for that. Well Columbus wasn't looking for America my friend but that seemed to work out for everyone. (full quote)
  man you crazy (full quote)
10929 All the fun of college, none of the education. (full quote)
deadndreaming everybody's doing it (full quote)