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| 20201 |
1)Jonesy! Jonesy! He hung up. 2)Gimme back my gun.
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yourE NOT JONESY!
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| 28373 |
I, Duddits!
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| 29084 |
-I'm gonna strangle her.
-She's probably dead already.
-I don't care man, I'm gonna strangle her anyway.
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| 20201 |
1)He's dead, Beav. 2)Bullshit he is, he just dropped a clinker, man, I heard it!
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| 29718 |
You're not Jonesy
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| 28373 |
They drive Chevys, they shop at Wal-Mart, and they never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans.
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SSDD - Same Shit Different Day
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Dude, I said un urm ill url
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Well, Fuck Me Freddie !
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| crowecat |
You're looking in my head! Don't look in there!
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| crowecat |
It's just luck is all.
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| crowecat |
Another fuckarow.
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| crowecat |
Watch out for Ister Gay.
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| crowecat |
1)Try Viagra. 2) Viagra? I'm practically a full salute all day!
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| crowecat |
Bitch in a buzzsaw!
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| crowecat |
what have you been eating, woodchuck turds?
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| crowecat |
I always say they never visited a world they wouldn't rather own.
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| crowecat |
That's a good idea. Get a little shut-eye.Save your energy for those horrendous farts!
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| crowecat |
Punch it dude, don't be a pussy.
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| crowecat |
Here's to Duddits, our Dreamcatcher.
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| crowecat |
You're not Jonesy.
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| crowecat |
You, Henry, can have that priceless piece of cinematic trivia absoultely free.
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| crowecat |
Jonesy, if that really isyour name.
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| crowecat |
It's our 20th year coming out here to the Hole in the Wall. And fuck me freddy, here's to 20 more.
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| crowecat |
Come on, you dickweeds!
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| crowecat |
Because you can't do that, it's wrong and I'm gonna tell the World!
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| crowecat |
Hey, Miss Road Kill, you almost got us killed!
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| crowecat |
Kiss my bender!
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| crowecat |
Is this SSDD or not?
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| crowecat |
This is turning into a real fuckarow. A REAL jobbanabba.
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| crowecat |
Scooby-do-be-do we've got some work to do now!
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Hello Mr. Gay. Scooby Dooby Doo. We got some work to do now. Mr. Gray go away now.
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| Arsey |
1.SSDD! 2.Not good enough.
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| 21211 |
In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up
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Just so gawddamn perfect I can't believe he's a human. I should be singing his praises not questioning what qualixy he's - I gotta pee.
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| ShadowDragyn |
Mother fucker tried to bite my dick off, Jonesy.
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