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Craig Jones/Day Day: You just got knocked the fuck out!
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Craig: Ho ho, motherfucker!
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Mr. Jones: The chili here makes you wanna slap yo momma!
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All I want for christmas santa, is two fat bitches 2 bags a weed and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.
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pimpin,pimpin
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Bad boy#1: He dosn't even look like a reindeer, he looks more like a pitbull.....can you shake like a pitbull??
Elroy: Yeah, here let me show you.
KhLeO tHoMaS iS a HoTtIe
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Bad boy#1: Man, he don't look like no reindeer. He look like a pittbull. Giddy up pittbull.
Elroy: You better stop jumpin up and down before I have to bite your little ass.
Bad boy#1: Can you lock your jaws and shake like a pittbull?
Elroy: Yeah, want me to show ya?!
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TOP FLIGHT! security of the world Craig!
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One said she'd suck my dick from the back, Im tryna see what dat be like, dunnasey dunnasey!
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I say u stick a plunger in his ass like they did in new york!
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| toothboy12 |
- Nigga im santa clause, now wheres the fuckin' milk and cookies!
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| toothboy12 |
-As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto; the only place you can get robbed by santa clause on Christmas Eve.
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| toothboy12 |
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
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| toothboy12 |
Brothers BBQ, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' momma!
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I'm not pussy whipped I.. Whip PUSSAY
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Day Day/ Man, we gotta have this party we had some bad hoes coming in here they said they gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for alilttle change an you know we gonna make him holla for a doller. This one bitch said she gonna suck my dick from the back that aint ever happen to me tryin to see what that be like fin fin a fin wha fin a fin fin
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money mike- One at a time playa one at a time, working with a monsta !
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Money Mike- Alright how you doing, im money mike, dont squeeze hard
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money mike- Hey can i help you? Short black dude- No. money mike- Well this aint the baby gap !
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Craig: Move over, it's small in here, Day-Day: Naw Craig, you big in here!
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Uncle Elroy/ Willie nobody wants all that damn salt in there potato salad Willie/ Elroy i know wha i am doing Uncle Elroy/ Why are you jealous of me Uncle Willie/ Because anybody else would be livin large riht now last year this time you won a Million dollas now u back here at bro bro bro brothers barbque plus i look better then u Uncle Elroy/ ya don't Uncle Willie/ i cook better then u Uncle Elroy/ Ya can't Uncle Willie/ My dick is bigger then yourrrrrrrrrs Uncle Elroy/ It was cold that night, Willie
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Speaking of which, where was YO antennas when them Niccas was tryin' to rob me! [sorry] Don't be sorry ho be Careful! I am tired of your presence, be gone!
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Hold up wait a minute let me put some pimpin' in it!
How are you doing...doesn't matter...get the trunk
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Whats crackin' my name Day-Day and this my big head cousin Craig...you know Bee-vo-ladi got mo head then he got body
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whats up O.G. triple O.G. triple O.G.
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I AM A BOY!! You are not in prison anymore Damon!
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you almost made me catch a heart attack!!
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Damon: group Hug Nigga
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Craig: Get your Titty Off My Chin
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Damon: Ya'll look good in your little tight ass rent-a-cop outfits, Merry Christmas Niggets!!!
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White Cop: Puff, Puff, Give, Motherfucker!!!
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Money Mike: call 911, Pimp in Distress
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Cookie: called her HO HO HO and kept on running
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Moly: If theres any problems just blow, Toot, Toot!!!
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Day Day: Top flight security of the world Craig, shit, Not just the city the world Craig
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Day Day: Ya'll trying to use the lord to sell pussy on this corner, I already know!!!
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Day Day: You ain't never met a Top Flight security nigga like me
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Day Day: ARE YOU GLADE UR SONS A FAGG?
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Craig: its me mama, craig. the smart one, not day-day.
Day-Day: i bet u remember day-day don't u.
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Pink Pimp: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, jingle bells NUCKA... we gonna kick it NOOCKA!
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All I want fo christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say glitter on it.
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looks like somebody beat the brakes off your motha fuckin ass
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money Mike -Did you pee on me
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money mike: 25% off. everything's got to go. MAYBE even you.
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Day Day: I know ya'll hoes just over here on this here corner usin the lords name to sell pussy.
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church ladies: come on ya'll we goin to church we gonna go pray for these niggas.
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day day-you shouldd be nervous you a black cop
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I want ya to know.. it aint ya booty, its ya beauty!
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Miss Pearly: you betta get me the money by today, or somebody gettin their salad tossed tonight!
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money Mike:Oh Wait, so you thought I was play pimpin?
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money Mike: I got to piss like a russian race horse at the kentucky derby wit a glue truck behind him
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money Mike: I got to Pee Diddy!
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You can lead a hoe to
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money Mike: I got to piss like a russian race horse at the kentucky derby wit a glue truck behind him
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Day Day- How I look daddy? Du dun dunan...Uncal Elroy- Like a damn snitch, Look like you finna go tell on sombody right damn naw.
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whateva criag you aint gonna be punking me when we 40
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day day / Daddie how we look? ta ta da daaaa
elroy / like a damn snitch
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Day Day : u can't parc right here, cuz' there's a now policy, give me the number or you can't parc here in this lot.
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miss pearly : i'm gonna call the police on your ass
Craig : YEAH AND GET THAT LINED UP FIRST TOO BITCH!!
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HOLY MOLY DONUT'S SHOP!!!
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money Mike - You can lead a ho to water but you cant make em think, ya dig?
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I GOTTA PISS LIKE A RUSSIAN RACE HORSE IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY GETTING CHASED BY THE GLUE TRUCK...
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pimpin pimpin pimpin
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what the Hell are You doing in my house? Eating A big ass sandwich and shit...
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Nigga! I'm Santa Claus, where the fuck the milk and cookies?
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As You can see I got my black ass back in the ghetto. The only place You can get robbed by Santa on Christmas Eve. I dont think I can handle another GOD Damn Friday. This shit hurts.
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Day-Day! Day-Day!! Day-Day!!! Get your Scary ASS up I know You heard that shit!
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How are you? It doesn't matter..get the trunk. Quickly, Quickly.
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Lookin like a project power ranger
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ima die for this shit too
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can we get some flash lights in case we catch some ho givin up some head behind the dumpster.
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i know you using the lord to sell pussy on this corner
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give me the number or hit the fuckin road. /i aint never never heard of that rule. / thats cuse u never met a top flight security nigga like me.
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been jacked by santa clause all kinds of shit. we need security in the world craig
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heaven and fuck all that SHIT
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we top flight security of the word craig. not just the city the lord
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dont hate appreciate, u just mad because im always on the (day day blows whistle)crime scene
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DAMON: OO TUPACM, TUPAC TUPAC, OH DAMN U FINE!!!!
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DAMON: OO TUPAC, TUPAC TUPAC, OH DAMN U FINE!!!!
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Money Mike- Crunching on your balls, in a one horse open sleigh...
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PANKY NIKKA!!!!!!!!
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Freaks come out at night what, what, what, freaks come out at night... Whodini, buddy! Ha-ha!
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Craig: You heard what happened to the last two security guards. Day-Day: You didn't even hear what happened to the last two security guards, so how the fuck was I supposed to hear it? You just do your job and I'ma do mine.
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Not On Duty, Not On Duty, Not On Duty.
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i was about to Barry bonds y'all black asses
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So it was a black man who robbed you. no it was a nigga who did this.
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Its not your booty its your beauty
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You got knocked the fuck out
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Don't be sorry ho, be careful!!!
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Playa down...Pimp in Distress
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911, Pimp down, Pimp down.
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HEAVEN AND A NATURE AIN'T WORTH A FUCKIN' SHIT! YA'LL HOES GOTTA MOVE THIS SHIT OFFA THIS CORNER!
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Day Day: you hoes usin' the lord to sell pussy on this corner, Craig: hold up Day Day you can't talk to these old ass ladies like that...
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NEW QUOTE!!!! Day-Day: You like cuz yo' sons a fag?
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its not your beauty its your booty
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HEAVEN AND A FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!Y'ALL HOES GOTTA back THIS SHIT UP OFF THIS CORNER!
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DAY DAY:HEAVEN AND A FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!Y'ALL HOES GOTTA back THIS SHIT UP OFF THIS CORNER!
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DAY DAY:HEAVEN AND A FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!Y'ALL HOES GOTTA back THIS SHIT UP OFF THIS CORNER!
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DAY-DAY:HEAVEN AND A FUCK THAT ALL THAT SHIT! Y'ALL HOES GOTTA GET OFF THIS CORNER WITH THAT!
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That Micro mini pimp looks magically delishus
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Miss Pearlie: Today is the day you muthafuckas kick in!!
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| Nikicole |
Wake up Lucky Charm! I like my fish fresh and squirming
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