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Anger Management - 2003 Movie Quotes

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10929 Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it. (full quote)
10929 --In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed. --That's why I'm proud to be an American. (full quote)
10929 I said overeasy! Now why did I do that? (full quote)
10929 Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. (full quote)
10929 I feel pretty, oh so pretty. (full quote)
10929 Because I refused to spoon with you last night? (full quote)
10929 --How 'bout a kiss? --I'd love a kiss. --I think she talkin' to me. And, uh, I think I can handle it. (full quote)
10929 You can do it! (full quote)
  1:there are 2 kinds of anger explosive and impulsive. explosive is a customer at the store who gets mad everyday and because the cashier wont take his coupons. impulsive is the cashier that takes the coupons day after day then one day pulls out a gun and starts shooting... your the cashier 2:no i am not im the guy who stands in the frozen food section and calls 911!! (full quote)
  I was fired from my ice cream truck job. No more fudgesicles. (full quote)
  I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning. (full quote)
29846 Fat Spanish guy:why the hell is he smoking? skinny punk: cuz I do whatever I want whenever I want you spanish food topping! spanish dude: at least i didnt make my aunt pregnant! (full quote)
  I feel pretty...Oh so pretty.... (full quote)
  His name's not Fat Shit Cat, it's MEATball!! (full quote)
  1)Sir, I'm going to need you to retard your anger. 2)It's retarded, I'm retarded! (full quote)
30099 gooossssfrabbaaa (full quote)
  1)Now, your Honor, We're Actually Questioning How Blind This Man Really Is. We have reason to believe he is'nt at all. (Throws a tennis ball and hits guy in the face) 1)All right, he's blind (full quote)
30386 I feel pretty, o so pretty (full quote)
30223 1:I SAID OVEREASY!! Now why did I do that? 2:Because I refused to spoon wiht you last night? (full quote)
10929 This court hereby orders you to undergo anger management therapy. (full quote)
10929 Miss...How are we doing on that headset? (full quote)
10929 --Excuse me...Excuse me...Can I get a headset from you, please? --Do not raise your voice to me, sir. --I'm not raising my voice. (full quote)
  I LOVE Fishies!=8) (full quote)
  -call me,My number is 867-5309!I am Fe-male! I'm also Male! (full quote)
crowecat You had your crazy corroded tongue in my girlfriend's mouth? (full quote)
crowecat Give her a five-second frencher! (full quote)
crowecat Kiss her, David! (full quote)
crowecat GOOSFRABA! (full quote)
33501 You gotta dunk that shit! (full quote)
  is it huge. no chris has a small dick!!! (full quote)
  Bullshit, your a woman beater and you know it, you cant admit it because your a dilluted piece of garbage! (full quote)
10929 How Deep Is your Love. (full quote)
10929 Black Magic Woman. (full quote)
10929 Won't Get Fooled Again. (full quote)
10929 When You're Smiling. (full quote)
10929 --Oh, you were in Vietnam? --No...Grenada. --Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours? (full quote)
10929 You guys are freaks! (full quote)
10929 I think you got room to back up. (full quote)
10929 --Who is that guy? --I think he's Regis Philbin. (full quote)
  1) She moaned like a wildebeest! (full quote)
  You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. (full quote)
  what I was trying to say is...monks, they talk shit but they cant back it up (full quote)
  i want two eggs overeasy and unfertilized,wheat toast dry and please tell me you got ketchup (full quote)
  I kid you not, i have SEEN SOME SHIT! (full quote)
  im sorry for how i acted like that before because i was on the verge of exploding in my pants. (full quote)
  i come from a little providence called likkin zee dikkins. wanna taste? (full quote)
  i am a girl. oops, no i am not! (full quote)
  i am a girl. oops, no i am not! (full quote)
  i am galaxia. that is my german name. (full quote)
  i am not having sex with a she-male! (full quote)
  hebrew melvin's in love? (full quote)
  dave: you gave my job to the biggest dick in the world? chris: i dont know about the biggest in the world..but it's definitely the biggest in the room (full quote)
  im sorry for being sooo rude earlier but its hard for me to express my feelings when im on the verge of explodeing in my pants (full quote)
  (they are laying in bed) *fart* did u hear that frog? (full quote)
10929 Struggling with anger problems? call 1-800-BUDDY. (full quote)
10929 I Feel Pretty. (full quote)
32472 I fed my anger monkey banana this everything should be fine (full quote)
32472 The anger sharks are gotta dunk that shit!!1 (full quote)
38893 its just that munks they talk shit and they cant back it up (full quote)
christ I'M CALM!! (full quote)
christ Your insurance was cancelled!! (full quote)
christ Buddy)I said overeasy! Now why did I do that? Dave)Because i refused to spoon with you last night? (full quote)
40504 i said over-easy! (full quote)
Gilg1jus Well excuse me but fuck you (full quote)