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Wha' happened?
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Is this the rehearsal furniture?
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1-When you say that it almost sounds like poetry
2-Almost
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Thank god for model trains!
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| 30099 |
wha happened??
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Thirty-five years ago before a concert I'd be playing with a hotel chambermaid....
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Thirty-five years ago before a concert I'd be playing Find the Cobra with a hotel chambermaid....
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I don't like folk music
- me toooo
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Do you consider yourself a musician?
- well, not really... my friend asked me to play the piccolo once, but I said no
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I would love to see this town in the autumn
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I would hope that Mitch would agree to do this, because I already said yes
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Let's Hum
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I love model trains. If it wasn't for the model train, they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big ones.
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I went in court to talk to the judge about my wife. When he asked me where she was I said your Honor!
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I'ts like we share one brain between the two of us.
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Use our buttock-strip and penis-clamp... SURE-FLO, SURE-FLO
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we call ourselves WINC....witches in natures colors
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WINC- Red, Orange, Yellow, green, Blue, Indigo, Violet
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There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow, more precious than a pot of gold.
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I have a weal, wed, wagon!
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Do what the good book tells you to
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They didn't have the holes in them, but other than that they were quality records
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I was known for doing this special thing
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well, we're not like most witches, we don't wear pointy hats and fly around on broomsticks...well, we don't fly around on broomsticks
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| 5353 |
Maybe she thought we might impale ourselves on a sharp bishop or something. I don't know.
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| 5353 |
Not a bad lookin' gent to boot.
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| 5353 |
It would teeter crazily on the little spindle there.
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| 5353 |
Then my father would send me to bed with nothing but dessert.
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| 5353 |
These were my friends and they were made of gin boxes.
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| 5353 |
I learned to play the ukelele - for my last film, 'Not-so-Tiny Tim'.
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| 5353 |
Welcome to the House of Craap!
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| 5353 |
I would love to see this town in the autumn. I think Craapville in autumn would be quite magnificent. I would have made tiny little leaves. Oak, Poplar, Maple, Chestnut... and spread them across the town of Craap...ville. Magnificent.
It's Craaptown, not Craapville.
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| 5353 |
1 - I would love to see this town in autumn. I think Craapville in autumn would be quite magnificent. I would have made little leaves. Oak, Poplar, Maple, Chestnut... and spread them around the town of Craap... ville. Magnificent. 2 - It's Craaptown, not Craapville.
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| 5353 |
Folk Musician Pummelled in greenwich Village Club
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| 5353 |
To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.
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I feel ready for whatever the experience is that we will... take with us after the show. I'm sure it will be... an adventure... a voyage on this... magnificent vessel... into unchartered waters! What if we see sailfish... jumping... and flying across the magnificent orb of a setting sun?
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This represents the light that is in all of our souls, and the purity of the world... and... it represents a penis.
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And..I realized I was actually a blonde, female folk singer trapped inside the body of a bald male..and I had to let me OUT or I would..DIE.
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And what, what, are those wires up there - *slaps head* OW!
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I dont THINK SO!
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And look for the sign that flashes...E...A...OES!
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Old Joe's Place.
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| 10929 |
The good Book Song.
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| 10929 |
A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow.
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| 10929 |
When You're Next To Me.
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| 10929 |
Just That Kinda Day.
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| 10929 |
One more Time.
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| 10929 |
Never Did No Wanderin.
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| 10929 |
Main Street Rag.
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| 10929 |
Skeletons Of Quints.
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| 10929 |
Loco Man.
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| 10929 |
Fare Away.
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| 10929 |
Irv's Blues.
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| 10929 |
Potatoes In A Paddy Wagon.
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| 10929 |
Being Mitch.
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| 10929 |
Mighty Wind.
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| 10929 |
Barnyard Symphony.
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| 10929 |
The Catheter Song.
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The acoustics in this building are [perfect] ::sings:: Ave, Maria...
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| 36054 |
Mitch: We dig what you do.
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| 36054 |
Welcome to the house of Crapp!
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| 36054 |
Just look for the neon light that say's 'Ea A Oe's
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| 36054 |
There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow, more precious than a pot of gold...
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| 47275 |
The world's a birthday cake, The moon's a lemon taaaart
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| Marvin Acme |
Well…..there’s a puppy in the parlor, And skillet on the stove,
And a smelly old blanket, That a Navajo wove,
There’s a chicken on the table, But you got to say grace,
There’s always something cooking at, Old Joe’s Place
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- Is there a cock fight arena near here? #2- She's joking...right?
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| Marvin Acme |
Well…..there’s a puppy in the parlor, And skillet on the stove,
And a smelly old blanket, That a Navajo wove,
There’s popcorn in the pooper,And a porker in the pot
There’s pie in the pantry, And the coffee’s always hot...
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| Marvin Acme |
Well…..there’s a puppy in the parlor, And skillet on the stove,
And a smelly old blanket, That a Navajo wove,
There’s popcorn in the popper,And a porker in the pot
There’s pie in the pantry, And the coffee’s always hot...
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