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Holes - 2003 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  zero: I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am. I just don't like answering stupid questions. (full quote)
  Mr. Pedanski: D-I-G, what does that spell? (Zero hits Mr. Pedanski over the head with his shovel) Zero: Dig! (full quote)
  Mr. Sir: Once upon a time, there was this magical place where it never rained. The end! Hahahaha! (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret 1:You are here because of one person only; do you know who that one person is? 2: Yeah, my no-good-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret smaller shovel, smaller hole. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret 1: I didn't know Marion was a man's name. 2: It isn't. (full quote)
  Zig Zag: Did you tell him about the lizards? (full quote)
  Warden: Come on, Stanley. Just let me see waht's in the trunk. Stanley: Excuse me? (full quote)
  Twitch: Jaguar...nice car. (full quote)
  smaller Shovel,smaller Hole (full quote)
  Squid: You got Zero to talk, man! Armpit: Hey, what else can you do, Zero? (full quote)
  Person 1: D-I-G. what does that spell? Person 2 picks up his shovle and smacked person 1 in the face. person 1 falls to the ground and peron 2 crouches over him. Person 2: Dig! person 2 runs (full quote)
  Mr.Pedanski:Well what do we do now? Warden:I'll tell you what we do,what ever I say she walks out Pedaski:But you didn't say anything. So what do we do now? Mr.Sir:We do what ever I say. He leaves. Pedanski:But you didn't say anything either. (full quote)
  Magnet:I would've made it out if my pocket didn't start barking. (full quote)
  I'm tired of digging grandpa. (full quote)
  a -r -m-p-i- to the t what does that spell dawg thats me i dont take showers i dont brush my teeth all i do is eat drink and sleep (full quote)
  kissin kate- you still want that kiss? (shoots sheriff)(kisses him on the head) (full quote)
  Sam 'The Union Picker': I can fix that. (full quote)
  Stanley Yelnates: If only, if only, the woodpecker cries, the bark on the trees where as soft as the skies. While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, he cries to the moon, if only, if only. (full quote)
  Mom:(Talking about zero) He's so stupid, he doesn't even know he's stupid. (full quote)
  I can't help it.Whenever I get around a car I just start twitching (full quote)
  zero - I can't read (full quote)
  zigzag:yea, thats keith barenger,armpit: man whos that? zigzag: he was in my math class! magnet: yea it must belong to him huh zigzag (full quote)
  person 1:yea, she even has video cameras hidden in the showers. person 2:i wonder if she watches me while i shower... person 3:he said video cameras, not microscopes! (full quote)
10929 I can fix that. (full quote)
  He found refuge in god's thumb (full quote)
  YEAH THATS KEITH BERINGER. HE WAS IN MY MATH class (full quote)
  SHIA FROM THE COMMENTARIES YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL ME IN THE HOOD trigger HAPPY!!!! (full quote)
  JAKE SMITH AKA SQUID MAN ITS SQUID YOU WANNA TRY ME AND IM WITH AN IV TRUST ME BOY YOU CAN'T PAY THE FEE TRY DIGGIN ONE HOLE THEN SEE ME BOY! DIG UP OH OH DIG IT MAN ITS SQUID (full quote)
  (Kid bumps into Stanley, and Stanley runs into a bully.) (Bully) Watch it! (Stanley) You watch it, man. (Bully) (kicks Stanley) what did you say to me?! (full quote)
  (Kid bumps into Stanley, and Stanley runs into a bully.) (Bully) Watch it! (Stanley) You watch it, man. (Bully) (kicks Stanley) what did you say to me?! (full quote)
  (Kid bumps into Stanley, and Stanley runs into a bully.) (Bully) Watch it! (Stanley) You watch it, man. (Bully) (kicks Stanley) what did you say to me?! (full quote)
  Madame Zeroni- If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, You and your family will be pushed for always in eterity! (full quote)
  (Armpit) So, what's happening with Barf-bag? (Pendanski) Lewis won't be returning, he's still in the hospital. (full quote)
  STANLEY AND ZERO ARE SURROUNDED BY YELLOW-spotTED LIZARDS IN THE HOLE WITH THE TREASURE. PERSON 1- Well shoot them! (referring to the lizards). PERSON 2- The lizards or the kids? (full quote)
  thats the bets hot fudge sunday ever! (full quote)
  #1) Hey, Theodore! Is there a place where I can fill my cantten up with water? [#2) snags #1)] Yo, my name is not Theodore! [throws #1) to the ground) It's Armpit! [answered] There's a water spigot over there. #1) Thanks, Armpit! #2) whatever. (full quote)
  #1) Hey, Theodore! Is there a place where I can fill my canteen up with water? [#2) snags #1)] Yo, my name is not Theodore! [throws #1) to the ground) It's Armpit! [answered] There's a water spigot over there. #1) Thanks, Armpit! #2) whatever. (full quote)
  Stanley Yelnats: [calling in the distance] ZEROOOOO!!! ZEROOOO! [bus passes by] ZERO! (full quote)
  Stanley Yelnats: [calling in the distance] ZEROOOOO!!! ZEROOOO! [bus passes by] ZERO! (full quote)
  The young warden: I'm tired of this, grandpa! Grandpa: THAT'S TOO DARN BAD!!! (full quote)
  1) Thanks, boys. you've been a big help. (full quote)
  [last line] (Stanley Yelnats): I guess you'll have to fill the rest of those yourself. (full quote)
  good, cause all that sploosh is getting to me. (full quote)
  mnkey butt s (full quote)
  So uh, where's the lake? (full quote)
  what is a quotation from the book (full quote)
  give some examples of quotations from the text that reveals something interesting topotential readers (full quote)
  1) Are you trying to be funny or do you think I'm stupid? 2) I wasn't trying to be funny. 1) Excuse me? (full quote)
  Well, you little stunt just cost you a a week worth of shower tokens. AWWW, man. You're sleeping outside! (full quote)
  Stanley: (to Armpit) Hey, Theodore, is there a place where I can fill my cantine with... (Armpit grabs his head with his arm) Armpit: Yo, my name is not Theodore..(pushes him to the ground)It's Armpit. There's a water spigot over there. (Stanley goes to the water spigot and fills the cantine) Stanley: Thanks, Armpit. Armpit: Man, whatever. (full quote)
  young warden: im tired of this grandpa! grandpa: well thats too damn bad! young warden: well sorrrrrrrrrrrrrry. grandpa: you'll thank me for this someday. (full quote)
40301 Rise and shine Onion Man! You been fartin so loud I can't sleep. (full quote)
40301 He's so stupid he don't even know he's stupid! (full quote)
40301 I told you I was on the brink - of stink! (full quote)
40301 You know why they call him Zero? Cuz he got nothin goin on in his stupid little head. (full quote)
40301 1) There ain't no loot 2) Don't give me that. You done robbed every bank from Hell to Houston (full quote)
40301 1) Get me a wrench...read my lips - GET ME A WRENCH! 2)I'm gettin it you sideburned neanderthal - I ain't here to be a mechanic....ouch! Don't throw nothin at me! (full quote)
42834 'If only, if only,' the woodpecker sighs, 'the bark on the tree were as soft as the skies.' While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, He cries to the moon, 'If only, if only.' (full quote)
44977 So uh, where's the lake? (full quote)
44977 You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, an' it turns him into a good boy. That's our philosophy here at camp Green Lake. (full quote)
44977 Smells like puke from a mule been ruminating on asparagus for two weeks. (full quote)