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Down with Love - 2003 Movie Quotes

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  Ladies' man, mans' man, man about the town. (full quote)
  Peter: Vickie! Vickie: Peter? Catch: Nancy! Peter: just who are you calling Nancy!? (full quote)
  I'm taking her to your place, which she still thinks is my place, by saying the guy she thinks I am, who acts like you, is having a meeting with you and the guy she still doesnt know I really am. (full quote)
  Here's the title of next months cover story: 'Catcher Block on Barbara Novak, Penetrating the Myth' Oooh, we'll have to sell it in a brown wrapper. (full quote)
  There were Nazis hiding at your luau! (full quote)
  (1)Gentlemen, this is Miss Novak (2)EG (3)CB (4)CW (5)JB (6)JR (7)RJ (1) Okay! (2) OK can't make it, he's down with TB. (1) Oh, what a shame! I hope it's not serious! (2) No, they're just having lunch (full quote)
  -this is barbara novak. -hello, barbara, the darndest thing happened... (full quote)
  Oh Vicki, you're the best friend a girl from Maine who wrote a book and came to New York could ever have! (full quote)
  I think Vickie was only talking about marriage so I'd wanna have sex with her. And then I did, and now she never talks to me, except to come back for more. I feel so used! (full quote)
  it doesn't take a nazi rockett scientist to figure that out (full quote)
  I don't want to have sex anymore, I just want to be married! (full quote)
  That's 32inches of confidence in every step! (full quote)
  These 'down with love''s revenge against men! AND it's all you're fault because they act exactly like you! (full quote)
  What is it about the work place that women just can't handle? (full quote)
  Catcher Block: We'll just be 10 minutes. Barbara: 10 minutes? Catcher: 10 minutes. (full quote)
KindredNeonate It's revenge against men! And it's all your fault, lover boy! That's why they all act like you! (full quote)
KindredNeonate I was really starting to believe that women weren't cut out for the workplace...when the only problem was the workplace wasn't cut out for women. (full quote)
  I don't want to destroy her, I LOVE her. (full quote)
MovieFreak Barbara Novak: We're acting just like two love! (full quote)
MovieFreak Catcher Block: [As Zip Martin] Can you keep a secret? Barbara Novak: Yes. Catcher Block: [As Zip Martin] Me too! (full quote)
MovieFreak Peter MacMannus: Vickie! Vickie Hiller: Peter? Catcher Block: Nancy! Peter MacMannus: Who you calling Nancy? (full quote)
MovieFreak Peter MacMannus: I think Vickie was only talking about marriage so I'd wanna have sex with her. And then I did, and now she never talks to me, except to come back for more. I feel so used! (full quote)
MovieFreak Barbara Novak: [looking through a telescope] I've never seen anything so beautiful! Catcher Block: [looking at Barbara] Neither have I. Barbara Novak: But you're not even looking through the telescope. Catcher Block: I know. (full quote)
MovieFreak Catcher Block: I'm so sorry, Miss Novak, the darndest thing. I got waylaid by the sweetest Swedish Lapphund who kept me up half the night, and I'm afraid I'm still in bed! Barbara Novak: You sure do get way laid. (full quote)
MovieFreak [Trying to follow Vicky out of a Japanese restaurant] Peter MacMannus: where's my geisha? I need my shoes (full quote)
MovieFreak Catcher Block: But this down with love-chick is too busy? Doing what? Eating chocolate? (full quote)
MovieFreak Vickie Hiller: So you're a homosexual hopelessly in love with Catcher Block, that's no reason the two of us can't be married. (full quote)
MovieFreak Peter MacMannus: Catch, you are the best friend a guy with twenty diagnosed neuroses ever had! Catcher Block: Oh, we've been friends a long time.. I knew you when you only had twelve. (full quote)
MovieFreak [About Barbara Novak.] Catcher Block: You said she was a spinster! Peter MacMannus: I've never used the word spinster in my life! Okay, once, when I told my mother it was technically incorrect to call her son a spinster. (full quote)
MovieFreak Catcher Block: Earth still is my favourite planet. (full quote)
MovieFreak Barbara Novak: Another ruse, Catcher? You know I have no interest in seeing you. Catcher Block: But you know you have to, and you know I know you have to. I'm sure you know how things are at KNOW ever since your new NOW. Barbara Novak: I have no way of knowing how things are now at KNOW. I knew how things were at KNOW before NOW. Catcher Block: Then you should know now at KNOW things are a lot like they are at NOW, we have to interview every applicant for every job, and so do you or you'd be going against NOW's definition of discrimination and you wouldn't want the readers of NOW or KNOW to know that, now would you? Barbara Novak: Have a seat, Mr. Block. (full quote)
  Catcher:Stop warming the bench and get in the game!(Later)I've got her sorounded and it won't take a suprise attack to enter her teepee.I'm telling you Kemosabe,you want big wampum,make Vikki love you now. Peter:Okay,okay,enough with the football talk! (full quote)
  The only man who could have his way with me now is Milton Hershey. (full quote)
  Craaazy! (full quote)
  Vikki: I don't understand this, Peter,How does a person loose their built-in bar? Peter:I swear,it was here a minute ago. (full quote)
  (Records crashing into a pillow Peter's holding) Peter:We can't do this for eight more minutes! (full quote)
  The best luck!The singing nun fell off her scooter coming across the Triborough Bridge.I guess somebody up there likes me! (full quote)
4384 V: You're just like every other man! P: (Amazed) I'm just like every other man! (full quote)
4384 (Voice cracking) Are you in love with that football player? (full quote)
4384 Oh look, my NASA security space badge. (full quote)
  Well,they maybe used to having sex the way a man does but I'm not. (full quote)
  Catcher Block: I didn't mention anything about Nancy Brown and the only prize I wanted to win was you. (full quote)
  Catcher Block: So now you know. I'm not Zip Martin.....There is no Zip Martin. But before you storm out of here admit it. I got Barbara down With Love Novak to fall in love. Barbara: I'm not going to storm out of her Catch and I'm not going to admit that you got Barbara Novak to fall in love because there is no Barbara Novak! (full quote)
  I have no way of knowing how things are at Know before Now. (full quote)
  I don't want to crush her, I love her! (full quote)
  I hate men, for as man crazy as I've been my whole life, I sure can't stand them. (full quote)
  Peter: The best thing I have to offer women is the same thing you have to offer: YOU! (full quote)
1454 Well unless there were nazi rocket scientists at your party, then you're fired! Ah! There WERE nazi rocket scientists at your party! (full quote)
4384 And thank you Barbara, for being so flexible. (full quote)
10929 It doesn't take a Nazi rocket scientist to figure that out. (full quote)
21100 Well, earth still is my favourite planet. (full quote)
21100 1) Ask me why I mourn. 2) Why do you mourn, baby? 1) I mourn because you are shrouded in the suit and tie that Madison Avenue will bury you in alive. 2) Well, if it will cheer you up you can help me out of it. (full quote)
21100 For as man-crazy as I've been my whole life, I sure can't stand them. I think I'll just get married. (full quote)
21100 1) Now, let me see if I have this, the first switch starts the hi-fi. The second switch lowers the lights. Do you wanna go for broke? 2) I'm game if you are. (full quote)
21100 Anyway, I just popped by for a little sex รก la carte. But, since you're busy I'll just ring up my crew captain at the hotel. Cheerio! (full quote)
21100 I'm still flying friendly in the skies, but now I decide how friendly and when and with whom. (full quote)
21100 Chocolate sure kills my craving for sex. The only man who could have his way with me now is Milton Hershey. (full quote)
21100 At the risk of sounding like my mother: Just stay perfectly still and let him get it over with. (full quote)
27891 So, I could make mad, passionate, worshipful, adoring love to you... And you could still have meaningless sex with me, right?! (full quote)
42049 At the risk of sounding like my mother: just stay still and let him get it over with. (full quote)
42226 Vikki & Peter: I'm sorry you'll have to hold. Vikki/Peter? Do you want to marry me or not? I'm not giving up my career. I wouldn't ask you to! Than it's a deal? Deal! (full quote)