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Freddy Vs. Jason - 2003 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Welcome to my nightmare (full quote)
  How sweet, dark meat. (full quote)
  C'mon, show me what ya got! ~Freddy (full quote)
  Time to put this bad dog to sleep. ~Freddy (full quote)
  I'm dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet. ~Freddy (full quote)
  The only thing to fear is fear himself. ~Freddy (full quote)
  You think I'm afraid of you, now tha we're in the real world? ~Freddy (full quote)
  i don't know man but that goalie was really pissed about something! (full quote)
  One...two...Freddy's coming for you. Three...four...better lock your door. Five...six...grab your crucifix. Seven...eight...gonna stay up late. Nine...ten...never sleep again. (full quote)
  got your nose! (full quote)
  welcome to my world bitch-Freddy (full quote)
  *pinball noises as Jason hits pipes* *Jason falling to the ground* Awww, tilt-Freddy (full quote)
  Why wont you DIE!!-Freddy (full quote)
  Time to put this bad dog to sleep...FOR good!!! (full quote)
  Man the Torpedos-Freddy (full quote)
  Let Me Handle This One, Bitch (full quote)
  Hey! Asshole! Up Here -Freddy to Jason (full quote)
31851 the only thing to fear is fear himself (full quote)
32672 Person 1: Aren't you coming? Person 2: Its not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet (full quote)
32672 He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory (full quote)
  The First Times Messy (full quote)
deliylah Dude, that goalie was pissed about something. (full quote)
deliylah To die is one thing. But to be forgotten... That's a real bitch! (full quote)
deliylah 1: (insert name), what are you doing? I thought you quit. 2: I did! I only smoke when I drink now. 1: You drink all the time. 2: Yeah, I should stop that too. (full quote)
  Dont worry about my little aron boy,the only thing to fear,is fear,ITSELF (full quote)
31192 what's with the butter knives?! (full quote)
  welcome to my world, bitch (full quote)
33033 Do you kids need some assistance? - Police Officer (full quote)
  Die Bitch (full quote)
  So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something..what kind of faggot run's around wearing a christmas sweater? I mean come on get real.. You're not even scary..You're not even scary! And the butter knives..what is with the butter knives? Are u trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs Mr Kreuger.. I mean u've got these teensy weensy things and jason's got this big ol'.. [Freddy points behind her to Jason..and Jason kills her] (full quote)
  So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something..what kind of faggot run's around wearing a christmas sweater? I mean come on get real.. You're not even scary..You're not even scary! And the butter knives..what is with the butter knives? Are u trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs Mr Kreuger.. I mean u've got these teensy weensy things and jason's got this big ol'.. [Freddy points behind her to Jason..and Jason kills her] (full quote)
  Think your so smart, huh bitch! (full quote)
  1: I thought you quite smokeing? 2: I did. I only smoke when I drink. 1: your always drinking. 2: Ya, well Ill work on that next. (full quote)
  1: what do you see in him? 2: (Drunkenly) I DONT know....hes got a really cute ass though (full quote)
  Jason... my special special boy. Do you know what your gift is... no matter what they do to you, you can't die, you can never die. You've just been sleeping honey but now the time has come for you to wake up, mommy has something she wants you to do... I need you to go to Elm street, the children have been very bad on elm street, rise up Jason your work isn't finished, here my voice and live again... Make them remember me Jason, make them remember what fear tastes like... Ha ha ha, I've been away from my children for far to long. (Freddy in Pam Vorheese's body) (full quote)
  From the very beginning, it was the children who game me my power. Springwood slasher, thats what they called me. My Rein of Terror was legendery, dozens of children would fall by my blades, then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When i was alive, i may have been little bodied, but after they killed me, i became something much much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams. And thats when the fun REALLY began. But... they figured out a way to forget about me, to erase me, completely. Being dead wasnt a problem, but being forgotten, now thats a bitch. I cant come back, if no one remembers me, i cant come back if no1's afraid. I had to search the holes of hell, but i found sum1, sum1 who'll make em remember. He may get the blood, but ill get the glory. And that fear, is mine taken home. (full quote)
37655 Welcome to my world bitch! (full quote)
  wut kind of faggot runs around in a christmas sweater (full quote)
  1 2 freddys cumin for u 3 4 better lock ur door 5 6 grab ur crucafix 7 8 better stay up late 9 10 never sleep again (full quote)
  Polees: Maybe what we need to do is offer Freddy a sacrifice. JunkieDude: Yea, yea, totally, like a virgin or something. Someone pure. NerdDude: Dude, don't look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts. (full quote)
  let me handle this bitch (full quote)
  So you're the one everyone's afraid of?..Tell me something what kind of faggot runs around wearing a christmas sweater..I mean c'mon get real..You're not even scary. You're not even scary. And the butter knives..what is with the butter knives? Are u trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs Mr. Kreuger. I mean u've got these teensy weensy little things and Jason has got this big ol' thing (full quote)
  hey jethro this is a rave not a halloween party why dont you go find yourself a pig to fuck (full quote)
  dont fuck me like that-trey (full quote)
  phillip langley loves this movie(not quote opinion (full quote)
  you ugly little shit! now there's a face only a mother could love! (full quote)
  freddy is cooler than jason (full quote)
  harrison dobbs and phillip langley are the masters of yugioh!!!!!! (full quote)
  it is jolly good fun to take a poop in your pants Harrison (full quote)
  freddy has more balls than jasons tiny cock -beau mowery (full quote)
  My Children, from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher... that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me... taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, i might have been little naughty... but after they killed me, I became something much much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me... and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams. And that's when the fun REALLY began. Until the figured out a way to forget about me... to erase me completely! Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a bitch! I can't come back if nobody remembers me! I can't come back, if nobody's afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell, but I found someone... someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory. And that fear is my ticket home. (full quote)
  this is my nightmare (full quote)
23438 Freddy: When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty. But after they killed me, I became something much, much worse - the stuff nightmares were made of. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Being dead wasn't a problem. But being forgotten-now, that's a bitch! (full quote)
23438 Freddy: He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory. And that fear is my ticket home. (full quote)
23438 Gibb: Marry, fuck or kill. You're choices are.. you're choices are the three stooges. Go, Kia. Kia: Oh, god. Uh.. which one had the super bad toupee hair? Gibb: Harry. Ma- Lori: No, no, No! It was.. it was Moe! Gibb: Yeah. Kia: Either one, I'd kill him! Gibb: Okay, who would you fuck then? Kia: This is stupid, y'all. Lori: Oh, Come on, come on! Kia: Og god, whatever! Look, I'd fuck the bald guy, and I marry Larry. (full quote)
23438 Gibb: Marry, fuck or kill. You're choices are.. you're choices are the three stooges. Go, Kia. Kia: Oh, god. Uh.. which one had the super bad toupee hair? Gibb: Harry. Ma- Lori: No, no, No! It was.. it was Moe! Gibb: Yeah. Kia: Either one, I'd kill him! Gibb: Okay, who would you fuck then? Kia: This is stupid, y'all. Lori: Oh, Come on, come on! Kia: Oh god, whatever! Look, I'd fuck the bald guy, and I marry Larry. (full quote)
23438 Gibb: This is her house, so don't be a total cock-smith. (full quote)
23438 Kia: No-one's ever gonna live up to the fuzzy memory of your first love, Lori. You were fucking fourteen, so get over it. (full quote)
23438 Kia: Lori, why don't you go upstairs and show Blake you're feng-shui? (full quote)
23438 Gibb: I think I need a few more drinks before there'll be any 'massaging'. (full quote)
23438 Stubbs: You kids need some assistance? Gibb: (holds her bloody hands up) what the fuck do you think! (full quote)
23438 Little Girl: His name is Freddy Krueger. (voice echoes) And he loves children, especially little girls. Freddy's coming back. Soon he'll be strong enough. (voice starts to become Freddy's) It's okay to be afraid. We were all afraid. Warn your friends. Warn everyone. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Not strong enough yet. Well, I will be. Soon enough. Until then... (chuckles) I'll let Jason have some fun. (full quote)
23438 Kia: We don't have time for 'date-a-dork' right now, thanks. (full quote)
23438 Kia: I swear, everyday it's the same thing. He's like one of those fucking froufrou dogs that keeps humping your leg. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: (playfully) Got your nose! (full quote)
23438 Mark: They covered him up, Will. They never told us about Freddy because that's how they decided to beat him. They treated him like he was a fucking disease, and they locked up the kids who'd made contact with him, so they wouldn't infect the others. (full quote)
23438 Linderman: I was playing a drinking game with some of the lower primates and I guess I was penalised for my ability to read above a fourth grade level. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Oh don't worry about my little errand-boy. The only thing to fear.. is fear himself. (full quote)
23438 Shack: (to Jason) Wha-hey, Jethro. This is a rave, not a halloween party. (in a southern-accent) Why don't you go find yourself a pig to fuck?! (full quote)
23438 Linderman: Who cares about some fucking dream guy, okay? That psycho in the hockey mask was real. freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something. (full quote)
23438 Mark's Brother: (in a bath full of blood) Hey Mark, you didn't forget about me, did you? Mark: Oh God. Mark's Brother: (in Freddy's voice) Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore. That's why I needed Jason to kill for me, to get them to remember! But now he just wont stop.. (holds out arms, with wrists slit, punping out blood) That hockey punk! (full quote)
23438 Mark: Somebody please wake me up! PLEASE! (full quote)
23438 Freddy: I need you to send a little message for me, that's all. Just a little message. Mark: I'm not gonna do it. I won't do it! Freddy: No?! Mark:/b> I won't do it. Freddy: I'll have to pass on that message myself, won't I? Hmmm? (full quote)
23438 Freddy: I need you to send a little message for me, that's all. Just a little message. Mark: I'm not gonna do it. I won't do it! Freddy: No?! Mark: I won't do it. Freddy: I'll have to pass on that message myself, won't I? Hmmm? (full quote)
23438 Freeburg: Man, screw that clown. What kind of pussy comes after you in your dreams anyway? Now that big ass motherfucker back at the cornfield, alright? That's who we should be afraid of. Tell me who the fuck that was. (full quote)
23438 Stubbs: Nothing personal, but the scooby van out back wasn't exactly subtle. (full quote)
23438 Freeburg: Yeah well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, cause' somebody is definately breaking the fucking reality rules, okay? (full quote)
23438 Kia: Oh come on. Look, we all know who the real virgin is here. Lori: Kia! Kia: Oh come on, Lori. I know you never made it with Will. Why would he want to.. when he can fuck somebody like me. Will: (as he and Kia both laugh) Let's tie the bitch up. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: your eyes say, 'No, No'.. but my mouth says, 'Yes, Yes'. (full quote)
23438 Will: freeburg, time to go. We gotta go! Now! Come on! freeburg: (in Freddy's voice) Let me handle this bitch. Will: (confused) What? (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Come to Freddy. These are my children, Jason. Go back where you belong! (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Ah, it's time to put this bad dog to sleep.. for good! (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Welcome to my nightmare. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Penny for your thoughts, chief. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: You ugly little shit. Now there's a face only a mother could love. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: I'm dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: What's wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call? (full quote)
23438 Freddy: I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you princess, the first time tends to get a little.. messy. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Die, little bitch. (full quote)
23438 Freddy: Think your so smart, huh bitch? (full quote)
23438 Freddy: How sweet, dark meat. (full quote)
23438 Kia: So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something, what kind of faggot runs around in Christmas sweater? I man, come on, get real. You're not even scary. (playfully) You're not even scarrry. And let's talk about teh butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger? Freddy: Hmmm.. Kia: I mean, you got these teensie-weensie little things, and Jason has got this big old thing like.. (Freddy points to Jason behind her with his knives and smiles as Jason slams her into a tree with his machete) Freddy: Ohh. (full quote)
23438 Kia: So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something, what kind of faggot runs around in Christmas sweater? I man, come on, get real. You're not even scary. (playfully) You're not even scarrry. And let's talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger? Freddy: Hmmm.. Kia: I mean, you got these teensie-weensie little things, and Jason has got this big old thing like.. (Freddy points to Jason behind her with his knives and smiles as Jason slams her into a tree with his machete) Freddy: Ohh. (full quote)
23438 Lori: (to Freddy) WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BITCH! (full quote)
DJsmirk how sweet, dark meat (full quote)