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Honeymoon in Vegas - 1992 Movie Quotes


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  The five pools are here? (full quote)
  My wife is having an affair with Mike Tyson. (full quote)
  What section of Kauai? There are sections of Kauai? Oh, I don't know, how about where Jack Lord or Don Ho live, that must be a pretty good neighborhood. (full quote)
  Do you find Chief Orman attractive? (full quote)
34986 I'll be sucking on a tailpipe by then. (full quote)
34986 THEY WILL DRUG YOU! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Jack: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like...unbeatable. Betsy: Like unbeatable is not unbeatable. Jack: Hey, I KNOW THAT NOW, OKAY??! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Ticket Agent: Please sir, if you don’t get back on line. Jack: Then what? I’ll be arrested? Put in airport jail? Just get your ticket and move on, okay? Get your goddamn ticket and move on! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Hey! I only had one dream where she was naked. And she was vacuuming. It wasn’t sexual! It was about cleanliness! (full quote)
MovieMan31 I’m a whore, Jack! You made me into a whore! You brought me to Vegas and you turned me into a whore, Jack! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night. Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked? Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled. Betsy: Really? Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi. 2)Like the fish? 1)Yeah. My father was a fisherman. 2)My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, 'Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper.' (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Why weren't you in here before? 2)The Doctor said...1)Screw the Doctor!! 2)Mom you should save your strength. 1)Jack if I go... 2)Mom you're not going to go 1)If I go, I want you to make me a promise. Say I promise 2)I promise 1)That you'll always love me 2)Of course Mom 1)And you'll never get married. 2)Mom, no, no. I can't promise that. 1)No girl could love you like I did Jack. You'll be unhappy. Don't do it. 2)Mom don't say that. 1)Promise me Jack. Never! 2)Mom, that's a huge thing to ask! Mom! Mom! Mom! Come back!! I promise I won't get married!!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)My wife is having an affair with Mike Tyson. 2)Uh MIKE TYSON, Mike Tyson? 1)Yea. That's her. That's Millie. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)My first question obviously - you've seen them together? 2)What? 1)You've seen them together your wife and Mr. Tyson? (full quote)
MovieMan31 Everybody thinks I'm nuts. The guys at the plant...everybody. They tell me she's sneakin with Freddy Ramirez at the Sunrise Motel, but I know it's the champ. She wouldn't cheat with a piece of shit like Freddy Ramirez - beautiful girl like that!!! (full quote)
10929 Lighten up. (full quote)
10929 --You're not even flying today? --No. (full quote)
Marvin Acme We're the Flying Elvises! Utah chapter. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Hey, always remember, E hoopuka i na olelo maikai wale no mai kau waha-aku. It means always have the good words come out of your mouth. #2- That just doesn't help me at all. But I appreciate the thought. #1- Aloha brudda! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Hey, always remember, E hoopuka i na olelo maikai wale no mai kau waha-aku. It means always have the good words come out of your mouth. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Do you find Chief Orman attractive? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here. #2- Influence? He lives in a SHACK! (full quote)