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Dumb and Dumberer - 2003 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
  chicks are for fags (full quote)
  three words...i did (full quote)
  Lloyd, is that what I think it is? No.. it's a treasure map. (full quote)
30223 Jessica:Lloyd did you just fart? Lloyd:Maybe (full quote)
  THERE'S SHIT EVERYwhere!!!!!!! (full quote)
  It's are own special bus harry (full quote)
  oh.. my...god! theres shit everywhere! theres shit on the window theres shit on the floor....he shit everywhere! (full quote)
  lloyd:your it..harry: whats it?..lloyd: i dont know exactly..but it's something you dont want to be and right now are (full quote)
  Turk:whoa..did jessica give you that banana in your pants??....harry:no my mom did,............turk: eww .....harry (pulling a banana out of his pocket): wanna bite? (full quote)
  I'm just kidding of course I'll be your partner. Man, you have some serious self-worth issues my ugly, pudgy friend. (full quote)
  lloyd: harry can you hear me ? harry: yes jessica: yes what ? lloyd: no, don't answer me, say what i say harry: ok jessica: ok what ? lloyd: you have beautiful eyes harry: you have beautiful eyes jessica: thank you lloyd: oh hey there where'd you come from ? harry: where'd you come from ? jessica: i was born in st. louis.. lloyd: do you want me to pet your head ? harry: do you want me to pet your head ? lloyd: i bet you want your head scratched harry: i bet you want your head scratched jessica: noo why ? we still have a lot to talk about (rough rough) lloyd: don't you snap at me! you're lucky i don't punch you right in the face harry: don't snap at me like that, you're lucky i don't punch you in the face lloyd: i can almost smell your stinky fanuder from here harry: i can almost smell your stinky fanuder from here jessica: harry! lloyd: now what are you starting at you ugly monkey ? harry: now what are you starting at you ugly monkey ? dad: jessica, who's this ? jessica: its harry dad: why is he talking to you like that ? jessica: he's... ..special (full quote)
  run faster you'll go back in time! (full quote)
  harry, why are you covered in poo? (full quote)
  harry, why are you covered in poo? (full quote)
  Suicide of deliciousness (full quote)
  your mom totally just made a move on me.... maybe soon I'll be your new daddy (full quote)
  Lloyd:Harry!, u gotta look both ways buddy (full quote)
  whats that smell? that would be me sir. wife made stew lastnight. (full quote)
  Lloyd: hey kid wanna make 2dollars. Kid: ok Lloyd: go in there and get us 2slushes Kid: ok wheres the 2dollars. Lloyd: um...i said dollhairs u cant take that back Kid: ok wheres the 2dollhairs then Harry: how bout 5bucks instead Lloyd: goodone harry (full quote)
  your it!!! (full quote)
  Jessica: Be at my house at 7. Harry: O-clock? (full quote)
  maybe soon ill be your new daddy, Loyd shes my mom, listen i cant help my heart. Thats right when Im your new daddy ur gunna have to do what i say, WILL NOT, Dont you take that tone with me young man, SHUT UP, I will stop this car right now. your NOT my real dad. YOU TAKE THAT BACK, BE quiet BUTLICK...AHHH! where did u learn that word? I learned it from....LISTENING TO YOU! I HATE (full quote)
  CONFIRMATIVE!!! (full quote)
  Time for french fries now! (full quote)
  Lloyd: Oh no I've got a brain freeze lloyd! What do I do? Harry: DRINK FASTER LLOYD IT'S THE ONLY WAY! (full quote)
crowecat There is nothing more American than doing nothing and getting away with it. (full quote)
crowecat Please pay me the $2.50. (full quote)
crowecat your milk bubbles look nice, Jessica. (full quote)
crowecat Wipe your feet. My parents are totally anal. That's gross. (full quote)
crowecat He shit everywhere! (full quote)
crowecat There's shit all over my car! (full quote)
  Harry:You found my treasure...why didn't you tell me? Lloyd:Three words...I Did. (full quote)
  My two favorite flavours...cherry, and green! (full quote)
  Lloyd: Why Dont u look familiar? Harry: maybe because we've never met? Lloyd: no no, thats not it. oh well, Lloyd, Lloyd CHristmas, Harry: UR SANTA CLAUSE'S SON! (full quote)
  I know the type, lives in the basement, smells like a sponge (full quote)
  Lloyd:Invisibility shield! Neee ommmm....Harry: I know where you are!! (full quote)
  your mom!!! (full quote)
  ALVIDASCHNITZEL (full quote)
  My mom is the toothfairy and your santas son! (full quote)
  I can smell you stinky fanuter froom here (full quote)
  Wow the bus is shorter then we thought! (full quote)
  I love Brian (full quote)
  Hey, I like your stew Mrs. Dunn. Actually Lloyd its meatloaf, but you just put everything into your soup. I LIKE IT ALOT (full quote)
  (Harry)Is this your special place? (Lloyd) No, I just usually eat in the crapper. Saves time. You know, out with the old, in with the new. (full quote)
  I LOVE TATUM WOOD (full quote)
  They still have my two favorite flavors..cherry..and green (full quote)
  Now we have to find kids who are special, needy, and classy enough(holding up 4 fingers)to be in our Special needs class (full quote)
  We were having a great time until he decided to stick his weiner in my ear (full quote)
  Har'r'y The second 'r's silent Oh that makes much more sense (full quote)
  I Love Brian too! (full quote) drink it fast go faster,faster,faster it the only way!! (full quote)
  Chicks are for fags (full quote)
  Here I am bragging that my moms the toothfairy and you're santas kid (full quote)
  Lloyd to Harry: The next time Turk's passing out wedgies your NOT GETTING ONE! (full quote)
  chicks are for fags. (full quote)
  It's on like Donkey Kong (full quote)
  Harry: Here i am braggin that my mom is the tooth fairy and your santa's kid! (full quote)
  1)We don't drink out of the hose now do we? 2)NO! (full quote)
  everything was fine until he stuck his weiner in my ear! (full quote)
  I can turn on all the faucents in my house...even the hose. But we don't drink from the hose, do we? No! (full quote)
  (Lewis) So, if I had a girlfriend, Terry, I could bring her here and do stuff...with her? (Turk) You got it, jerk off. (full quote)
  Were retarded so we get our own specail bus!! (full quote)
  Harry: Look at her milk bubbles. (full quote)
  ya, is this going to be in the midterm (full quote)
  footBALL!! footBALL! YEAH!! GET SOME! (full quote)
  lloyd: I'm gonna miss the bus dad. Gotta go. dad: but you're already at school. we go through this every year. (full quote)
  lloyd: I'm gonna miss the bus dad. Gotta go im gonna be late. dad: but you're already at school. we go through this every year. (full quote)
  according to the map we've only gone 4 inches (full quote)
toothboy12 Are you trying to be funny, or are you actually re-re-re...special (full quote)
36271 Hope the carpet matches the drapes. (full quote)
36602 Chicks are for fags. (full quote)
41231 Harry: I never thought it would hurt so bad.... especially in the ass! (full quote)
43262 Turk: hey freak show. Did Jessica give you that banana in your pants Harry: No. My mom did Turk: Gross Harry: Wanna Bite (full quote)