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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - 2003 Movie Quotes


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30223 #1:Everyone stay calm we're aking over the ship! (full quote)
30223 1:I don't beleive in ghost stories anymore 2:you better start beleiving in ghost stories ms turner...you're in one! (full quote)
  Welcome aboard the black pearl (full quote)
  If you spring me from this cell, I shall take you to the black pearl and your bonney-lass. (full quote)
  They've taken Elizabeth!!! (full quote)
  You forgot one very important thing mate...Im Captain Jack Sparrow! (full quote)
  Weddings? I Love Weddings! Drinks all around (full quote)
  Who made these? I did and i practice with them three hours a day! (full quote)
  You shall remember this day as the day that you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow! (full quote)
  Not all treasure is gold and silver. (full quote)
  Jack: Who made these? Will: I did, and I practice with them for three hours a day ! Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, matey. (full quote)
  Sticks and stones love (full quote)
  You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. (full quote)
  She goes free! (full quote)
  Savvy? (full quote)
  Will: He roped sea turtles? What did he use for rope? Jack: Human hair... from my back! (full quote)
  Jack: And I'll buy you a hat. A really big hat. (full quote)
  Jack: Ernie's your uncle and Fanny's aunt... (full quote)
  Jack: And really bad eggs... Drink up me 'earties, yo ho! (full quote)
  1- Parsnip..? Parsley..? 2- Parlay? 1- That's the one! (full quote)
20325 Barbosa: First of all, Miss Turner, returning you to shore was never part of our agreement. Second, you are not a pirate, so the Pirate's Code does not apply. And third, the Pirate's Code is more of a set of what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. (full quote)
20325 Will Turner: You cheated. Jack Sparrow: Hello.. Pirate! (full quote)
  You are the worst pirate Ive ever heard of Yes but you have heard of me (full quote)
  Will- You cheated! In a fair fight, I'd kill you! Jack- Then that's not really incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow: Wait..just how far are you willing to go to save this girl? Will: I would die for her! Jack: Oh ok...no worries then. Come on. (full quote)
  Jack-You sailor! Gibbs-Cotton Sir Jack-Mr. Cotton, Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost sudden death? (Silence) Jack- ...MR. COTTON! Answer me... Gibbs- He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tounge cut out. So we trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how. Jack-Mr. Cotton's...Parrot..same question... Parrot- *sqwack* When in his health..when in his health Gibbs- Mostly we figure that means yes... (full quote)
  JACK-Who makes all these?! WILL- I do! And I practice with them 3 times a day! JACK-Looks like you need to find yourself a girl.. (full quote)
  Jack:Who makes all these? Will:I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him. Jack: You really needa find urself a girl, mate. Or maybe it is that you have found a girl, but are incapable of wooing sex-trumpet. youre not a unic are you? (and looks down disgustedly) (full quote)
  STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP! (full quote)
  Man: youre not allowed on that ship! Jack: Im sorry, its just SUCH a pretty boat!.....SHIP..ship! (full quote)
  Elizabeth: So all you did for three days was sit on a beach and drink rum? Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love. (full quote)
  Girl: whats the benifit for us? Jack: (Takes off her hat) Anna Maria ***SMACK*** Will: I suppose u didnt deserve that one either? Jack: No that one I deserved. Girl: U stole my ship! ***SMACK*** Jack: Borrowed.. borrowed without permission. I get you a new one! Will: A better one! Jack :A better one!!! Will: that one! *points to Jacks new ship* Jack: what one? Will: that one. Jack: THAT ONE?!?!? *pauses* aye! That one! (full quote)
  BUT THE RUM?!?!?!?!?!? (full quote)
  There will be no living with her after this! (full quote)
  Must be terrible for you to be trapped here Jack, it must be terrible for you... WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW! (full quote)
  Jack:Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One because rum turns the most respectable man into a scoundral. And, two because that signal is over 1000 ft. high, the entire British navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even a chance they won't see it? Jack: But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  I shall see that every pirate gets what he diserves, a quick drop and a sudden stop... (full quote)
  1)..Jack Sparrow 2)Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow. (full quote)
  Cpt Barbosa- Who are you? Jack - he's no one. Second cousin on my mothers side, twice removed. But he's got a great singing voice... unic (full quote)
29257 You think that hurts, try wearing a corset! (full quote)
  You like pain? Try wearing a corset! (full quote)
  Easy on the goods (full quote)
  WHY is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  Cap'n Jack Sparrow: Monkey..! (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow: So there is a curse ... That's interesting. *waits for others to leave.* That's very interesting. (full quote)
  If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take yo to the black pearl and your bonnie-lass (full quote)
  Man: The Black Pearl... I have heard stories.. no survivors. Jack: No survivors? Then where do all the stories come from I wonder (full quote)
  *men callin dog* Jack: If u keep calling him like that, that dog is never going to move. *after Men escape...* Jack: Come here boy. Its just you and me now. Come here u mangy mut! *Dog runs away* Jack: No no! I didnt mean it! I didnt mean it! (full quote)
  JOHNNY DEPP IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER! JOHNNY IS HILARIOUS AND I LOVE HIM! WOOHOO YUMMMMMY! (full quote)
  Jack: How far are you willing to go to save her? Will: I would die for her!! Jack: Oh good! No worries then! (full quote)
  *about to be thrown overboard* Jack: I always liked you (and smiles) (full quote)
  Jack :Elizabeth is fine, just like i promised and she's promised to marrie the commodore just like she promised and you're going to die for her just like you promised so we're all men of our word. Well except for Elizabeth because she is indeed a woman (full quote)
  If you were looking for the oppurtune moment......that was it (full quote)
  MR SPARROW! i dont think i've had quite enough rum to allow that kind of talk! (full quote)
  Will: I can get you out. Jack: Hows that? The Key's run off! (full quote)
  *Sayin his goodbyes* Jack to Commodor: I was always rooting for you! Remember that!.... Jack to Elizabeth: Elizabeth, It would never have worked out betwee us, Darling. **lowers head** Im sorry!.... Jack to Will: O and Will, Nice hat! (full quote)
  Jack: This is the day that u will always remember as the day that----*falls!* (full quote)
  Jack: You burned all our food and shade and the rum. Elizabeth: Yes the Rum is gone. Jack: But why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is looking for me, do you really think there is a chance they wont see it? Jack: But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  hello danielle u were right this was a great movie i have to go c it again (full quote)
  pirates of the carribean was the best movie ever who ever didn't c it u have to thanks to danielle huettig for makin me c it -alex (full quote)
  Jack: Wheres the rum?!? Elizabeth: I used it for a signal Jack:Why's the rum gone?? Elizabeth: That signals about 1000 feet high Jack: But whys the rum gone?!?!? (full quote)
  GEEZ! GET THE DAMN quotes RIGHT IF YOU ARE GONNA WRITE THEM! (full quote)
  Jack:Da da da da da da da da da da... and really bad eggs, drink up me 'earties YO HO! (full quote)
  Pirates of the Caribbean is GAY!!!!! DIE DIE JOHNNY (full quote)
  ok time for teenies to stop being stupid. this is a quote site, not a site for you to declare your love for johnny/orlando. if you're gonna do that, do it in your LJ/blurty/WHATEVER or a message board, but not here. got it? now then. Jack: Yes, BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?! (full quote)
  Thats what you would call ironic (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  Will- That's for the smell. (full quote)
  Will- I can get you out Jack: Hows that? The key's run off (full quote)
  Pirate w/ the fake eye: The captain didnt like that at all Short Pirate: IM TELLING THE STORY!!!!!! (Sorry, I dont kno their names) (full quote)
  Jack- O a weding! I LOVE WEDDINGS! DRINKS AL AROUND! I kno, clap him in irons, right? (full quote)
  Jack: Pirate is in your blood boy, so you'll have to square with that some day... (full quote)
  Jack-why is the rum gone? Elizabeth-yes, i burned it. those smoke signals are over one thousand feet high! there are navy ships all over this sea looking for me and you believe they wont see that? Jack-no, but...why is all the rum gone? (full quote)
  Elizabeth-Will! Will-Elizabeth! Jack-Monkey! (full quote)
  Well .. I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person, you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch because you never know when they will do something incredibly ... stupid. :) (full quote)
  1.) Now tell me..how far are you willing to go to save this girl? 2.) I would die for her. 1.) Oh! good! (full quote)
  I submitted a quote so I can say this...I agree with whoever said Johnny Depp is a total hottie..he can even be in pirate gear and still be damn sexy!! Orlando Bloom is just...ok..he's too serious..but Johnny...damn hottie. (full quote)
  Pirates of the Caribbean is GAY!!!!! DIE DIE JOHNNY ... who ever rote that should jump off a boat and die .... that is the best movie ever and johnny is the best! well orlando is better but still! (full quote)
  Ugly pirate with fake eye: Tell him what he did to Bootstraps Billy! Short pirate: Well! Last we saw of him they tied a cannon to Bootstraps bootstraps! Ugly pirate with fake eye: Bootstraps... bootstraps.. heh... (lookin all ugly) (full quote)
  *Moves the Aztec gold coin over his knuckles* Couldn`t resist mate. -Jack Sparrow I`ve always had a thing for Johnny Depp. I WIN! NYAH :P -Catie N. (full quote)
  If you wish to comment on this movie,try www.imdb.com They have a message board. This website is for quotes. (full quote)
  Yes, but why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  Captain Barbosa: your off the edge of the map and made... here there be monsters! (full quote)
14588 Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain! Elizabeth: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Try wearing a corset. (full quote)
14588 Barbossa: Thank you, Jack. Jack Sparrow: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
14588 1. Where's Elizabeth? 2. She's safe, just as I promised. And she's going to marry Norrington, just as she promised, and you are going to die for her, just as you promised. So we're all men of our word here, except Elizabeth, so is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
14588 1: We're going to steal that ship? 2: Commandeer! We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. (full quote)
Queenie STOP PUTTING HOLES IN MY SHIP! (full quote)
Queenie 1 Thatnk you Jack. 2 your welcome 1 Not you...We named the monkey Jack (full quote)
Queenie That's Captain Jack Sparrow (full quote)
26686 1. The Interceptor is the fastest ship in the Caribbean! 2. You can tell them that after they've caught us! (full quote)
26686 If I had my way, every man who sails under a black flag or wears a pirate brand would receive the same thing: I short drop and a sudden stop. (full quote)
26686 For too long have I been parched of thirst yet unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you're in one! (full quote)
26686 1. Thank you, Jack. 2. You're welcome. 1. Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
26686 1. I don't trust your word. 2. Yes, well, out of the two of us I'm the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, so it will be my word that we'll be trusting (full quote)
26686 1. You need to find yourself a girl...Or maybe the reason you practice [swordfighting] three hours a day is you found one, but you can't woo her. 2. I practice three hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him! (full quote)
26686 1. You have to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of. 2. But you have heard of me! (full quote)
27335 Savy? (full quote)
GenieChick Do we have an accord? (full quote)
GenieChick 1. You spent three days laying around drinking rum. 2. Welcome to the Caribbean (full quote)
29257 'Ello poppet. (full quote)
30866 1: What about the rules 2: Actually there more like guidelines than actual rules.. (full quote)
punkangel86 Cap'n Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with not but a name and your word its the one i need and watch you sail away on my ship? Jack: No! I expect to leave you standing on some beach with no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then i'll shout the name back to you. Savvy? Cap'n Barbossa: Well thats still leaves me standing on some beach with not but a name and your word its the one i need. Jack: Well of the two, im the only one who hasnt committed mutiny so i think its my word we'll be trusting. (jack offers barbossa an apple) (full quote)
punkangel86 Jack: Im havin a thought. How bout you run up a flag of truce, i skurry over to the intercepter and negotiate the surrender of your little medallion. What say you to that? Barbossa: Jack, thats the attitude that lost you the pearl, people are easier to search when they're dead. Lock him in the brig! (full quote)
punkangel86 Barbossa: So what now jack? Are we to be two immortals trapped in a neverending battle? Jack: Or you could surrender! (full quote)
punkangel86 Will: You're the one they're hunting. Jack: You look familiar, have i threatened you before? Will: I try to avoid familiarity with pirates. Jack: Well i'd better not put a black mark on your record. (will draws sword and points it at jack) Do you really think it wise, crossing blades with a pirate? Will: You threatened Miss Swan. Jack: Only a little. (they fight) (full quote)
punkangel86 Barbossa: That still leaves the issue with me standing on a beach somewhere with not but a name and your word its the one it need. (full quote)
punkangel86 Elizabeth: I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities on Port Royal. Barbossa: Theres many big words in there, we're not but humble pirates. What is it that you want? Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back. Barbossa: Well i am disinclined to acquiesce to your request....means no. (full quote)
punkangel86 First of all, your return to shore was not part of out agreement, so i must do nothin'. Second, You have ot be a pirate for the Pirates Code to apply, and you're not. And third, the Pirates Code is more of a set of what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner! (full quote)
punkangel86 First of all, your return to shore was not part of our agreement, so i must do nothin'. Second, You have ot be a pirate for the Pirates Code to apply, and you're not. And third, the Pirates Code is more of a set of what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner! (full quote)
punkangel86 First of all, your return to shore was not part of our agreement, so i must do nothin'. Second, You have to be a pirate for the Pirates Code to apply, and you're not. And third, the Pirates Code is more of a set of what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner! (full quote)
punkangel86 Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when the're going to do something incredibly, stupid. (full quote)
punkangel86 Jack: Who makes all these? Will: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day. Jack: You need to get yourself a girl mate. Or maybe it is that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will: I practice with them three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill him. (full quote)
punkangel86 Will: They took Miss Swan. Jack: Oh so it is that you've found a girl! (full quote)
punkangel86 If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death i shall take you to the Black Pearl, and your bonnie-lass. (full quote)
punkangel86 Governer: So this is the path you have chosen? I mean he is a blacksmith. Elizabeth: No, he's a pirate. (full quote)
punkangel86 I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.....means no. (full quote)
31841 You forgot one very important thing mate...Im Captain Jack Sparrow! (full quote)
31841 Da da da da da da da da da da... and really bad eggs, drink up me 'earties YO HO!-jack sparrow (full quote)
31841 Pirate: im gonna teach you the meaning of pain! elizabeth: you like pain? try wearing a corset (as she hits pirate over the head) (full quote)
  1- You don't look no different. 2- I don't feel no different.... YOU SHOT ME!!! (full quote)
  Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! ohhhh i love this song! when we get back, i'm going to teach it to the whole crew! (full quote)
  Pirate with fake eye:Its like them trojians...except they were in a horse...i big wooden horse...and they weren't wearing dresses.... (full quote)
  Elizabeth: So that's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach drinking ? Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love. (full quote)
  Clearly you have never been to Singapore (full quote)
  Soldier: NO civilians are allowed past this point! Jack: Well if I see any civilians I'll let you know! (full quote)
  Jack: (Singing around the fire w/Elizabeth; half drunk) Yo-ho Yo-ho a pirates life for me! Oooo I LOVE this song! When we get back I’m going to teach it to the whole crew! Elizabeth: (Laughs, Sat down, Jack next to her) (thought about something) It must’ve been so terrible for you to be trapped here all alone! Jack: Well I’m not all alone now, Miss Swan! (Puts his arm around her shoulders and smiles at her) Elizabeth: MR SPARROW! (Whacks his hand away) I don’t think I’ve had quiet enough rum to allow that kind of talk! (full quote)
  Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped a couple of Sea Turtles and made a raft. Will Turner: Sea turtles? Mr. Gibbs: Aye, Sea Turtles Will Turner: What did he use as rope? [coming up behind them] Jack Sparrow: Human hair, from my back. (full quote)
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood boy so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow: Let it go, lad. It's not worth you getting beat again. Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I would kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's hardly incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? (full quote)
  Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: Oh she's fine; just like I promised. She's getting set to marry Commodore Norrington; just like she promised. And you're going to die for her; just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. (full quote)
  [Elizabeth is being laced into a corset] Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London. Elizabeth Swann: Well, the women in London must have learned not to breathe! (full quote)
  can some one do some quotes for bootstrap bill ? did he actually say anything (full quote)
  Me, Im dishonest, and a dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest, Honestly, its the honest ones you ought to wach out for, because you never know when they are going to do something incredibly stupid. (full quote)
  Mr. Gibbs: It's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping! Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who does the waking buys a drink for the man who did the sleeping, the man who did the sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. (full quote)
  He is by far one of the worst pirates ever ! (full quote)
  Will:They've taken Miss Swan! Jack: OH! So it is that you've found a girl! (full quote)
  Elizabeth:How many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth? Will: Once more, as always Miss Swan. (full quote)
  Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth (full quote)
  1. I said no lies! 2. I think hes telling the truth. 1. If he was telling the truth, he wouldnt have told us. 3. Unless of course he knew u wouldnt believe the truth even if he told it to you. (full quote)
  Gibbs-Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when hes sleeping! Its bad luck. Jack- Fortunatley I kno how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Gibbs- *nodds head* That'll about do it (full quote)
  barbossa: who are you? (talking about will) jack: he's no one! he's a distant cousin of my aunt's...nephew, twice removed. lovely singing voice! *whispers* he's a unich (full quote)
  Jack: If u want to risk ur life and so win fair ladys heart.. ur gonna have to do it alone mate. I see no profit in it for me. Will: I can get u out! Jack: Hows that? The keys run off. (full quote)
  Norrington:Jack Sparrow isn't it? Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow if you will. NOrrington:Well Captain, I don't see your ship. Jack:I'm in the market as it were. (full quote)
  aye, sea turtles (full quote)
  Take what you can, give nothing back (full quote)
  Bring me that horizon (full quote)
  IM REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY SORRY...BUT WHAT THE HELL IS A UNIC??? OR WHATEVER HE callS ORLANDO BLOOM.. (full quote)
  Soldier- I never would have thought of that... Jack- Clearly you've never been to Singapore! (full quote)
  He who falls behind, is left behind (full quote)
  Pintel: You'll be dining w/ the captain tonight, and he request you wear this . Elizabeth: tell i am disenclined to acquiesce to his request. Pintel: he said you'd say that, he also said if that be the case, you'll be dining w/ the crew, but you'll be naked. Pintel: Fine (full quote)
  its a good thing i'm not a fool then eh? (full quote)
  He must be the best pirate ever. (full quote)
  Captain Jack Sparrow: since you're just hanging there pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these, what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, but the pirate is in your blood boy so you're going to have to square w/ that someday. and me for example, i could let you drown, but i can't bring this ship into tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? so, can you sail under the command of a pirate? or can you not? Will: tortuga Captain Jack Sparrow: tortuga (full quote)
  Elizabeth-I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore. Captain Barbosa- you best start believin in ghost stories mrs. turner...your in one! (full quote)
  Will: You threatened Miss. Swan Jack: only a little (full quote)
  There will be no living with her after this... (full quote)
  but why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  Will: This is either madness or brilliance. Jack: Remarkable how often those two traits coincide. (full quote)
  Jack: If every island were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted. (full quote)
  Jack: Take what you can… Gibbs: Give nothing back. (full quote)
  Will: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn’t work? Gibbs: Aye, the compass doesn’t point north, but we’re not trying to find north, are we? (full quote)
  Jack: You know for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you’re well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you’re completely obsessed with treasure. Will: That’s not true. I’m not obsessed with treasure. Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. (full quote)
  Pintel: You! You’re supposed to be dead! Jack: Am I not? Hmm. (finds pistols pointed at him) Puhluley, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley, parle, parle… Ragetti: Parley? Jack : Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley! Pintel: Parley? Damned to the depths whatever man had thought of parley! Jack : That would be the French. (full quote)
  Elizabeth: And you’ll be positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main. Jack: Not just the Spanish Main, love, the entire ocean, the entire world. Wherever we want to go, that’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs, but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom. (full quote)
  Jack: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the RUM! (full quote)
  Barbossa:So what now, Jack Sparrow ? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Jack : Or you could surrender. (full quote)
  Jack: I think we've all arrived at a very special place eh?? Spiritually, accumetically, grammaticly.. I <3333 Johnny Depp :) xox (full quote)
  Will: I should have told you this everyday since the moment I met you...I love you. (full quote)
  Not possible! Not probable! (full quote)
  where is elizabeth? (full quote)
  no heroes amongst thieves (full quote)
  You seem to be forgetting one very important thing, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow... (full quote)
  You will always remember this day as the day that you almost... *falls off ledge* (full quote)
  Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your aunt (full quote)
  You best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner, you're in one! (full quote)
  You know nothing of hell. (full quote)
  Sparrow: Well, i'm actually feeling rather good about this (to gov. swann) I think we've all reached a very special place eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? (to norrington) i want you to know that i was rooting for you mate, know that. Elizabeth, it would never have worked out between us darling, i'm sorry. Will...nice hat. Men, this is the day that you will always remember as the day that you (falls over) (full quote)
  Barbossa: You're off the edge of the map mate, here there be monsters (full quote)
  i am disinclined to acquest your request (full quote)
  Jack- Easy on the goods, darling Elizabeth- You're dispecable Jack- Sticks and stones, love... (full quote)
  Jack : [walks over to the wheel and looks around fondly] On deck you scabrous dogs! Man the braces! Now...bring me that horizon. [hums and takes out his compass] And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'arties yo ho. (full quote)
  Jack: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum! Elizabth: Yes, the rum is gone Jack: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it? Jack: ok... But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  Jack : A wedding! I love weddings…drinks all around! [holds out arms] I know… clap him in irons, right? (full quote)
  Will: Where's Elizabeth? Jack : She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
  Barbossa: I s’pose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp. Jack : No, no, not at all by all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet. (full quote)
  Pintel: [spots Jack ] You. You’re supposed to be dead! Jack : Am I not? Hmm. Puhluley, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley, parle, parle, parle... Ragetti: Parley? Jack : Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley! (full quote)
  Jack : If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it. Now if you’ll be so kind, I’d be much obliged if you’d drop me off my ship. (full quote)
  OK YOU STUPID PEOPLE IF YOU CANT GET THE QUOTE RIGHT DONT WRITE IT AT ALL!!!!EVEN IF YOU ARENT SURE IF ITS RIGHT OR NOT OK?!?!?!? SECOND YOU STUPID LITTLE CHICKS THAT THINK THIS IS A SITE TO SHOW your LOVE FOR THE ACTORS ITS NOT OK?!?!? GO WRITE IT IN your DIARY OR PUT IT IN THE PAPER IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SEE IT!! THIRD!!! IF YOU ARE GOING TO PUT A QUOTE IN READ IT OVER BEFORE YOU SEND IT BECAUSE YOU GET THE SPELLING WRONG AND ITS JUST NOT THE SAME OK?!?!? (full quote)
  Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. Jack : Ah. Well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me – [turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own sword] Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate? Will : You threatened Miss Swann . Jack : Only a little. [they parry] You know what you’re doing, I’ll give you that. Excellent form but how’s your footwork? If I step here; [he steps] very good. Now I step again. Ta. [sheathes sword and walks to the door; Will throws sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful] That is a wonderful trick except once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon. [ Will takes out a sword with a heated tip; they fight] Who makes all these? [looks pointedly at swords] Will : I do! And I practice with them three hours a day! Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? [looks down] Will : I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! [they continue their swordfight; Jack loses his weapon and blinds Will with sand; takes out his pistol while Will protects his eyes] You cheated! Jack : Hello... Pirate! [hears men trying to break the door down] Move away. Will: No. Jack : Please, move. Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape. Jack : This shot is not meant for you. (full quote)
  Gibbs : We should drop canvas, sir. Jack : She can hold a bit longer. Gibbs : What’s in your head that’s put you in such a fine mood, Captain? Jack : We’re catching up. (full quote)
  Elizabeth : Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal . Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want? Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back. Barbossa: I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request…means no. (full quote)
  Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians. Jack : I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently there’s some sort of a high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians. Jack : It’s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a…[shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really. Murtogg: Ah, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there’s no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed. Jack : I’ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh un-catchable…the Black Pearl. (full quote)
  Cpt Jack Sparrow....We're devils and blacksheep, we're really bad eggs, Drink up me hearties Yo Ho We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do well cads, Drink up me hearties Yo Ho Aye but we're loved by our our moms and dads, Drink up me hearties Yo Ho! Yo Ho Yo Ho A pirates life for me. (full quote)
  You look somewhat familiar- have I threatend you before? (full quote)
  Elizabeth, darling, it never would have worked between us. Will...Nice Hat! (full quote)
  why is all the rum gone (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will... Nice hat. (full quote)
  Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles and made a raft. Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles. Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. Will Turner: What did he use for rope? Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] Jack Sparrow: From my back. (full quote)
  Jack: Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. (full quote)
  You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engament. In a fair fight, I'd've killed you. Now, that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it? (full quote)
  This is just like what the Greeks done in Troy...except they was in a horse...instead of dresses. A wooden horse. (full quote)
  Who makes all these? I do and I practice with them three hours a day. You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps it is that you have found a girl...and are otherwise incapable of wooing, said strumpet. You're not a Eunich, are you? I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! (full quote)
  You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before? I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. Ah, well, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record, so if you will excuse me. (full quote)
  and i'll buy you a hat.a really big one. (full quote)
  jack who makes these will i do and i practice with them 3 hours a day jack u need to find urself a girl matey, or u practice so much because u have a girl you just can woo her into sex... ur not a uric are u ??? (and its not unic its uric lol) (full quote)
  You like pain... thry wearing a corset. (full quote)
  You like pain... try wearing a corset. (full quote)
  You look familiar...have I threatened you before? (full quote)
  Ello Poppet (full quote)
  Jack (walking across the island impersonation Elizabeth): Oh Jack! It must be horrible for you to be trapped on this island... WELL IT BLOODY WELL IS NOW!! *Sees the Brittish Ship* There'll be no living with her after this (full quote)
  But why is there no more rum?! (full quote)
  Its my intension to commendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid pillage plunder and otherwise pilfer me weasly black guts out. OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE! AAAHHHHH (full quote)
  Gibbs: Jack! you should know better'n to wake a man when 'e's sleepin'...'tis bad luck! Jack: fortunately, i know how to counter it: the who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man you did the waking Gibbs: aye, that'll about do it! (full quote)
  guard 2:..no. guard 1: but i have seen a ship with black sails. guard 2: OH! and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil hell itself spat him back out couldn't possibly have black sails and therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the black pearl, is that what'cher saying? gaurd 1: ::nods and smiles:: no! guard 2: like i said. there's no REAL ship that can match the Intercept-.... (full quote)
  PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IS THE best MOVIE EVER! I LOVE ORLANDO BLOOM! HE IS SO HOT! AND KIERA KNIGHTLY AND JOHNY DEPPT ARE AWSOME ACTORS/ACTRESSES! (full quote)
  If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. (full quote)
  Where's Elizabeth? She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So really, we're all men of our word; except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
  1.It's Captain!! Captain Jack Sparrow!! 2.Barbosa: Nice work, Jack. Jack:Thanks. Barbosa:No, we named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
  thats the best pirate ive eva seen (full quote)
  actually it eunuch. it's a term for a man who's been castrated (full quote)
  It's because I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest one's you have to worry about. (full quote)
  Jack- Danananananana and really bad eggs.. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! JOHNNY DEPP IS SOOO FREAKIN GORGEOUS! (full quote)
  1: But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  1: There'll be no living with her after this. (full quote)
  1: Everyone stay calm! We're taking over the ship! 2: Aye, avast! (full quote)
  1: Dont do anything stupid!...like that. (full quote)
  1: You've got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of! 2: Ahh, but you have heard of me. (full quote)
  1: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever heard of! 2: It does appear that way. (full quote)
  1: Parsnip...parles vous...parsley...? 2: Parley? 1: Thats the one! (full quote)
  1: You look familiar...have I threatened you before? 2: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. 1: Ah, well, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record - so if you will excuse me... (full quote)
  1: This ship is off limit to civilians! 2: I'm terribly sorry, I didnt know! If I see one, I'll inform you immediately. (full quote)
  1: Will you be saving her, then? 2: I cant swim! [2 glances at his companion (3) who shakes his head] 1: Pride of the King's Navy you are! (full quote)
  Captain: Thanks Jack Jack Sparrow: No Problem Captain: No not you, we named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
  AYE, AVASTE!!! (full quote)
Paul_Lvr_18 She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
cadence You like pain? Try wearing a corset! (full quote)
cadence But WHY is the rum gone? (full quote)
cadence I have not had enough rum to allow that kind of talk! (full quote)
cadence I have not had enough rum to allow that kind of talk! (full quote)
cadence You better start believin' in ghost stories... you're in one! (full quote)
cadence There'll be no living with her after this! (full quote)
10627 1)What did he use for a rope? 2)... 3)human hair, from my back (full quote)
10627 Gentlemen, you will always remember this day as the day you almost captured captain Jack Sparrow (full quote)
10627 1)I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain. 2) You like pain huh? try wearing a corset. (full quote)
Queenie You know nothing of Hell (full quote)
Queenie Jack: Don't do anything stupid *Will points gun to his head* Jack: Like that (full quote)
GenieChick It's bad luck to have a woman on board....even if it is a miniature one. (full quote)
GenieChick 1. You spent 3 days lying on the beach drinking rum?!? 2. Welcome to the Caribbean! (full quote)
GenieChick But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Where's Elizabeth? #2-She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. (full quote)
deliylah 1: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. (full quote)
31653 but WHY is the rum gone? (full quote)
punkangel86 NORRINGTON: Had a brush with the East India Company? Pirate? [jack flinches]GOVERNER: Hang him. NORRINGTON: Fetch some irons. [norrington pulls sleave up further] Well Well, Jack Sparrow. JACK: Captain Jack Sparrow if you please. NORRINGTON: Well i dont see your ship, captain. JACK: Im in the market, as it were. OFFICER: I told you he was telling the truth. These are his sir. NORRINGTON: A pistol with no additional shots or powder, a compass that doesnt point north, ah, and i half expected it to be made of wood. You have to be the worst pirate i've ever heard of. JACK: Yes, but you have heard of me. ELIZABETH: Commodore i really must protest. Like it or not this man saved my life. NORRINGTON: One good deed is not enough to clear a man of a life of bad deeds. JACK: Yes but it does seem enough to condemn him. NORRINGTON: So it would seem. JACK: finally. [pulls irons over elizabeths throat] Commodore Norrington my effects please. Commodore. Now elizabeth, it is elizabeth isnt it? ELIZABETH: Its Miss Swan. JACK: Well Miss Swan if you would be so kind. [she takes the things from the commodore] Now if you'd be very kind. [she puts jacks things back on him] Gentlemen, Lady, you will all remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. (full quote)
punkangel86 Elizabeth: Who's side is jack on? Will: at the moment.. (full quote)
punkangel86 Norrington: You forget your place. Will: Its right here, between you and jack. Elizabeth: As is mine. (full quote)
punkangel86 *Elizabeth falls over the side of the fort* NORRINGTON: Elizabeth! *starts to take off coat* GILLETTE: Sir the rocks, its a miracle she missed them. JACK: Will you be saving her? SOLDIER: No i cant swim. *Jack looks to the other one who shakes his head* Some part of the Kings Navy you are. *He starts to take off his hat, coat, gun and belt* Dont lose these. *he dives off the boat and brings Elizabeth to the dock* SOLDIER: Not breathing. JACK: Move!*cuts the corset off and elizabeth chokes on the water but is breathing* SOLDIER: I wouldnt have thought of that. JACK: Clearly you've never been to Singapore. (full quote)
punkangel86 NORRINGTON: May I have a moment? You look lovely today Elizabeth. This promotion brings into account that which I have not yet accomplished. A marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman Elizabeth. ELIZABETH: I cant breath. NORRINGTON: Im a little nervous myself. *she falls off the side of the fort* Elizabeth? Elizabeth! *he goes to dive in after her* GILLETTE: Sir the rocks, its a miracle she missed them. JACK: Will you be saving her then? SOLDIER1: I can’t swim. *he looks at the other one who shakes his head* JACK: Pride of the kings navy you are. Don’t lose these. *dives in and saves her and brings her back up to the dock* SOLDIER1: Not breathing. JACK: move! *cuts the corset off with his knife* SOLDIER1: Never would've thought of that. JACK: Clearly you've never been to Singapore. *sees the medallion* Where did you get that? NORRINGTON: On your feet! GOVERNER: Shoot him! ELIZABETH: Father! GOVERNER: what? ELIZABETH: Commodore. Do you really intend to kill my rescuer? NORRINGTON: I believe thanks are in order. *holds out hand* *jack goes to shake his hand and norrington pulls his sleeve back* had a brush with the east India trading company did we pirate? GOVERNER: Hang him! NORRINGTON: Keep your guns on him mate, Gillette fetch some irons! *pulls up sleeve a little more* Well well jack sparrow isn’t it? JACK: Captain Jack Sparrow if you please. NORRINGTON: Well I don’t see your ship, captain. JACK: Im in the market, as it were. SOLDIER2: He said he'd come to commandeer one. SOLDIER1: Told you he was telling the truth. These are his sir. NORRINGTON: No additional shot, nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. JACK: But you have heard of me. ELIZABETH: Commodore I really must protest. Pirate or not this man saved my life. NORRINGTON: One good deed is (full quote)
punkangel86 NORRINGTON: May I have a moment? You look lovely today Elizabeth. This promotion brings into account that which I have not yet accomplished. A marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman Elizabeth. ELIZABETH: I cant breath. NORRINGTON: Im a little nervous myself. *she falls off the side of the fort* Elizabeth? Elizabeth! *he goes to dive in after her* GILLETTE: Sir the rocks, its a miracle she missed them. JACK: Will you be saving her then? SOLDIER1: I can’t swim. *he looks at the other one who shakes his head* JACK: Pride of the kings navy you are. Don’t lose these. *dives in and saves her and brings her back up to the dock* SOLDIER1: Not breathing. JACK: move! *cuts the corset off with his knife* SOLDIER1: Never would've thought of that. JACK: Clearly you've never been to Singapore. *sees the medallion* Where did you get that? NORRINGTON: On your feet! GOVERNER: Shoot him! ELIZABETH: Father! GOVERNER: what? ELIZABETH: Commodore. Do you really intend to kill my rescuer? NORRINGTON: I believe thanks are in order. *holds out hand* *jack goes to shake his hand and norrington pulls his sleeve back* had a brush with the east India trading company did we pirate? GOVERNER: Hang him! NORRINGTON: Keep your guns on him mate, Gillette fetch some irons! *pulls up sleeve a little more* Well well jack sparrow isn’t it? JACK: Captain Jack Sparrow if you please. NORRINGTON: Well I don’t see your ship, captain. JACK: Im in the market, as it were. SOLDIER2: He said he'd come to commandeer one. SOLDIER1: Told you he was telling the truth. These are his sir. NORRINGTON: No additional shot, nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. JACK: But you have heard of me. ELIZABETH: Commodore I really must protest. Pirate or not this man saved my life. NORRINGTON: One good deed is (full quote)
punkangel86 SOLDIER1: Hey, get away from there, you dont have permission to be aboard there mate. JACK: Im sorry its just such a pretty boat..ship. SOLDIER1: Whats your name? JACK: Smith or Smithy if you like. SOLDIER1: Whats your business in Port Royal Mr. Smith? SOLDIER2: Yeah and no lies! JACK: Alright, i confess. Its my duty to commandeer a ship of the fleet, pick up a crew in Tortuga, and raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out. SOLDIER2: I said no lies. SOLDIER1: I think he's telling the truth. SOLDIER2: If he was telling the truth he wouldnt have told us. JACK: Or maybe he knew you wouldnt believe the truth even if he told it to you. (full quote)
punkangel86 JACK: Everyone stay calm we are taking the ship! WILL: Aye, Avast! [Jack looks at will] GILLETTE: This ship cant be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the port. JACK: [gets his gun out] Son, [cocks his gun as he says it]Im Captain Jack Sparrow , savvy? (full quote)
punkangel86 JACK: It must have been terrible for you to be trapped her Jack, must have been terrible, well IT BLOODY IS NOW! (full quote)
punkangel86 WILL AND ELIZABETH: [yelling/singing] WE'RE DEVILS AND BLACKSHEEP, WE'RE REALLY BAD EGGS! DRINK UP ME HEATIES YO HO! YO HO YO [she steps on him] OUCH! A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME! JACK: I LOVE THIS SONG! REALLY BAD EGGS! [he falls over and pulls elizabeth down] When i get my ship back im gonna teach it to the crew, and we'll sing it all the time. ELIZABETH: and you will positively be the most fearsome pirates in the spanish maine. JACK: Not just the Spanish maine love, the entire ocean, the entire world. A keel and a hold and a deck and a sail thats not what a ship is, what a ship is, what black pearl really is, is freedom. ELIZABETH: Jack, it must have been terrible for you to be trapped on this island. JACK: Yes but the company is much better than last time and the scenery has imporved.. ELIZABETH: Mr. Sparrow, im not sure i've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. JACK: I know exactly what you mean love. [he twrils his mustache] [she holds up her bottle of rum] ELIZABETH: To freedom! JACK: To the Black Pearl! [she pretneds to drink and he drinks until he falls over] (full quote)
32125 Elizabeth, it would never have worked between us darling, I'm sorry. (full quote)
32319 Commodore: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of. Cap. Jack Sparrow: Ah, but you have heard of me. (full quote)
32319 Cap. Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before. (full quote)
32319 Cap. Jack Sparrow: Who makes all these? Will: I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day. Sparrow: You have to find yourself a girl mate! (full quote)
32319 Cap. Jack Sparrow: This shot is not meant for you. (full quote)
32319 Cap. Jack Sparrow: I know those guns. Its the Pearl! (full quote)
32319 Prisoner: She never leaves no survivors. Sparrow: No survivors, huh? Then where do the stories come from I wonder? (full quote)
32319 Cap. Jack Sparrow: How far are you willing to go for her? Will: I would die for her. Sparrow: Oh good, no worries then. (full quote)
32319 British officer: Thats got to be the best pirate I've ever seen. Commodore: So it would seem. (full quote)
32319 Cap. Jack Sparrow: And your obssessed with treasure. Will: I'm not obssessed with treasure. Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold mate. Will: Elizabeth! (full quote)
32319 Pirate: You! your supposed to be dead! Sparrow: Am I not? Oh! (full quote)
32319 Elizabeth: So thats the secret! You spent 3 days laying on a beach drinking rum. Sparrow: Welcome to the Carribean love! (full quote)
32319 Cap. Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. (full quote)
33036 Jack Sparrow: what happened to all the rum?! (full quote)
33326 Mr. Gibbs: It's terrible bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping. Jack: Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Mr Gibbs: Ay, that'll about do it! (full quote)
33439 A unic is someone who has had there penis either chopped of Or has something wrong with it so he cant get an erection (full quote)
33441 Jack: You're not a eunuch are you? wards> (full quote)
  Captian Jack: The food! The shade! THE RUM! Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone. Captian Jack: Why is the rum gone!? Elizabeth: One, it is a vile drink that can turn any self respectable man into a complete scoundrel, Two that signal is over a thousand feet high! the entire royal spanish fleet is out looking for me, do you really think they won't see it?? Captian Jack: but why is the rum gone!? (full quote)
  Me? I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonset man you can always trust to be honset, honestly its the honest ones you want to whatch out for, because never can predict when they are to do something incredibly stupid. (full quote)
  but WHY'S the rum gone??? (full quote)
  Who makes all these? I do and I pratice with them three hours a day U need to find yourself a gurl mate. Or perhaps , youve already found one and are thereby incapable fo wooeing said strumpet. Ur not a eunic r u? I practice three hours a day, so when i meet a pirate, i can kill him! (full quote)
  You think this wise boy? Crossing blades w/ a pirate? U threatened Miss Swann! only a little (smirks) (clang clang)(clang clang clang) U know wut ur doing ill give u that. Excellant form. But hows ur footwork? (clang clang clang claaaaang) Ta (full quote)
  We've all reacked a very special place. Spiritually.....euncumenically.....grammatically (full quote)
  Impersonating a cleric of the royal Church of England Jack: (smiles) (full quote)
  jack sparrow:Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? No good! your burning all the food, the shade, the RUM! elizabeth swan: Yes the rum jack sparrow: Why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  NORRINGTON: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. JACK: Though it seems enough to condemn him. NORRINGTON:Indeed (full quote)
  Captin, Captin Jack Sparrow!!!! (full quote)
  CAPT.BARBOSA:why thank you Jack JACK>SPARROW:your welcome CAPT.BARBOSA:no not you, we named the mokey Jack JACK.SPARROW:(grimaces) (full quote)
  She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. (full quote)
  elizebeth: like pain, try wearing a corset (full quote)
  The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? (full quote)
  We've reached a special place... Spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically. (full quote)
  1: Where's Elizabeth? 2: She's safe, just like I promised, she's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So, were all, pretty much, men of our word here, accept for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
  Prisoner: Black Pearl ? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone?-Jack Sparrow (full quote)
  leverage says ye, I think i'm feeling a change in the wind says I (full quote)
  Jack: Everyone stay calm, we're taking over this ship. Will: Aye, Avast! Jack shakes his head. As if to say: Don't do that. (full quote)
  Jack: Will- nice hat. (full quote)
  young elizabeth swan…We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me (full quote)
  you can also trust a dishonest person to be dishonest, honestly, it 's th honest ones you have to watch out or. You never know when they are going to do something stupid (full quote)
  Barbosa: *takes gold amulet* Thank-ye Jack Jack: Yer Welcome Barbosa: We named the monkey Jack (full quote)
  Elizabeth: You like pain (wacks pirate) Try wearing a corset! (full quote)
  You look somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before? (full quote)
  but why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  the man who did the waking was the man who was saying a proposition to the man who did the sleeping, the man who did the sleeping was the man who was listening ot a proposition from the man who did the waking. Savvy? 2.)Aye... (full quote)
  1) curse the bloddy pirate who came up with parlez 2) that would be the french! (full quote)
  Barbosa: I ... feel ............cold ...*he dies* (full quote)
  Will: Where's Elizabeth? Jack: She's safe like I promised. She's ready to marry Norrington like she promise. And you're ready to die for her like you promised, so we're really all men of our word except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman! (full quote)
  Jack: You really gotta get yourself a girl, mate! (full quote)
  Jack:Who makes all these? Will:I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him. Jack: You really needa find yerself a girl, mate. Or maybe it is that you have found a girl, but are incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunich are you? (and looks down disgustedly) (full quote)
  That’s because I’m dishonest man, you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when there going to do something really… stupid. (full quote)
  Why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you have to look out for. Honestly, you never know when they're going to do something incredibly. . . .stupid! (full quote)
  Jack to guards as Elizabeth falls: And then they made me thier chief. (full quote)
  *Jack cuts Elizabeth's corset* Guard: I never would have thought of that. Jack: Clearly you've never been to Singapore. (full quote)
  (Will): We're gonna steal a ship? That ship? (Jack): (Clears throat before speaking) Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. (points) Nautical term. (full quote)
  (Prisoner 1): Come on doggie! (Prisoner 2):(whistles) (Prisoner 3): 'ow 'bout a nice, juicy bone? (Jack): You can keep that up all day; the dog is never gonna move! (full quote)
  I know those guns! It's The Pearl. (full quote)
  (Jack): Will you be saving her then? (Gaurd 1): I can't swim. (Jack turns to gaurd 2, who shakes his head.)(Jack, while taking off hat, sword belt, jacket, & pistol.): Some tribute to the Royal Navy you are! (Handing 'affects' to gaurds) Do not loose these! (full quote)
  (Barbossa): Why thank you, Jack. (Jack, straining a smile): You're welcome. (Barbossa, smiling slightly): Not you, we named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
  (from deleted or extended scenes)PIRATE: Curse them that came up with parlez! JACK: That would be the French...Latin based, 'o course... makers of mayonaise. PIRATE: I love mayonaise! (full quote)
  (from bloopers)JACK: Do you have the courage and fornit...Do you have the courage and fortitude to reli...Do you have the courage and fortitude to...(sighs)...Oh, I hate this bloody line! Where are the writers? I'm gonna kill them! (full quote)
  (Jack): I really hope we were past all this. (Barbossa): Jack...Jack...Had you not noticed? That be the same little island we made you governor of on our last trip. (Jack): I did notice. (Barbossa, moves Jack onto the plank) (Jack): Last time, you gave me a pistol with one shot. (Barbossa): Well I suppose you're right. Gents, where be Jack's pistol? Bring it forth. (Jack, looking down): Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols. (Barbossa): It'll be a single pistol as before and you cand be the gentleman and shoot the lady, and starve to death yourself. (tosses Jack's 'affects' into the water) (Jack dives after them) (full quote)
  Jack: Me? Im a dishonest man, and you can always trust dishonest men. Honestly. Its those honest folk you have to watch out for. You never know when they'll turn around and do something incredibly stupid.. (full quote)
  Jack: If you were waiting for the opertune moment.. [puts hands together] Jack: That was it.. (full quote)
  Jack:who makes all these? Will-I do. And i practice with them three hours a day. Jack:you need to find yourself mate. Jack:or maybe the resaon you pratice three hours a day is because you already found a girl but are incapable of wooing said strumpet. Jack:you aren't a eunuch are you? Will:no the reason i practice three hours a day is so when i meet a pirate i can kill it. (full quote)
  Will Turner: wheres elizabeth? Sparrow: Shes safe like I promised, Shes all set to marry Norrington like she promised, and you're about to die for her, like you promised. So really we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman (full quote)
  You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters. (full quote)
  Captain Barbosa:S o what now Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle til judgement day and the trumpets sound? Captain Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender. (full quote)
  Jack: That's the second time i've had to watch that man sail away with my ship... (full quote)
  Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. <-jack (full quote)
  Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life you saved mine, we're square. (full quote)
  Brown-Just doing my civic duties. (full quote)
  CAPTAIN! captain Jack Sparrow! (full quote)
  For all you people who keep using the non-existant word 'unich', the actual word is eunuch, which is a term for a man who has been castrated, to answer someone's question. (full quote)
  Barbossa:Who are you? Jack: No-one, he's no-one. My distant aunt's nephew's cousin.Lovely singing voice though. Eunuch. (full quote)
  Ello Poppit!! (full quote)
  Ello Poppit!! (full quote)
  Sometimes the right decision can be the wrong one if made for the wrong reasons. (full quote)
  but why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  Jack: But WHY is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  Jack: Now, bring me that horizon...da da da da da da...and really bad egss...drink up me 'earties yo ho! (closes compass) (full quote)
  Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain! Elizabeth Swann: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Elizabeth Swann: Try wearing a corset (full quote)
  [Elizabeth is being laced into a corset] Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming? Elizabeth Swann: It's difficult to say. Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London. Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe! (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow : Luckily, i have the counter for it. The man who did the waking, buys a drink for the man who was sleeping, then the man who was slepping, drinks the drink, whilst listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow (immitating Elizabeth): 'Must hav been terrible for you Jack, must have been terrible' Well it bloody well is now!!! (full quote)
  Alright. I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out. (full quote)
  Clearly you've never been to Sngapore (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone!? (full quote)
  elizabeth it never would've worked out between us will nice hat (full quote)
  Damn to the depth who ever invented parlay!! jack:that would be the french (full quote)
  Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not good! You're burning all the food, the shade... the RUM! Elizabeth Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Why is the rum gone?! Elizabeth One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?! Jack But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not good! You're burning all the food, the shade... the RUM! Elizabeth Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Why is the rum gone?! Elizabeth One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?! Jack But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?! Elizabeth Swann: One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?! Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch. (full quote)
  if you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.... (full quote)
  Miss Swan: Yes the rum is gone Jack Sparow: wh is the rum gone (full quote)
  Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not good! You're burning all the food, the shade... the RUM! (full quote)
  Thats is with out a doubt the worst pirate i've ever seen.(Jack and Will steal the fleet's boat) That has got to be the best pirate i've ever seen. So it would seem (full quote)
  welcome to the caribbean,love (full quote)
  J:Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not good! You're burning all the food, the shade, the RUM!!! E: Yes. The rum is gone. J: Why is the rum gone?! E: One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it? J: BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE!?!?! (full quote)
  welcome to the caribbean love!!! (full quote)
  Jack:Whys the rum gone? (Elizibeth goes into a long convo about why the rum is gone.vile drink blablabla, Royal Navy blablabla) Jack: Yes, but whys the rum gone!? (full quote)
  Jack: [notices the parrot] Well! Im actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann ] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth it would never have worked between us, darling. Im sorry. Will nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you [falls over battlement] (full quote)
  Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest. Honestly it the honest ones that you have to watch out for, because you can never tell if they're going to do anythin' stupid! (full quote)
  Welcome to the Caribbean, love (full quote)
  captain jack sparrow:no! dont do it! stop no good,what are you doing you burned all the food, the SHADE,.. THE RUM?! Elizabeth:Yes the rum. captain sparrow:Why is the rum gone?! E:One;because it is a bile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. E:And two;That signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire royal navy is out lookinG for me,do YOU think theres even the slightest chance they wont see it?! Sparrow:But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  Jack:Well I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a special place. Spiritually. Ecumenically. Grammatically. I want you to know that I was rooting for you mate. Know that. Elizabeth. It would never have worked between us. I'm sorry. Will. Nice hat. Friends this is the day you will always remember as the day that... (full quote)
  Me I'm dishonest and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for you can never predict when they're going to do something incrediably stupid. (full quote)
  but why's the rum gone? (full quote)
  1: No! Stop! Not good! What are you doing?! You're burning the food - the shade - the rum! 2: Yes, the rum is gone. 1: Why is the rum gone? 2: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels, and two...That signal is over 100 feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think theres even the slightest chance that they wont see it? 1: But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  the man who was walking buys a drink, and the man who was sleeping drinks it, while listening to a prosicion from the man who was walking (full quote)
  Pintel: Damn to the depths the mutton head that though o' parley. Jack: that would be the French. (full quote)
  BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE? (full quote)
  Governer: so this is the path you've choosen elizebeth... after all he is a blacksmith elizebeth: no... he's a pirate (full quote)
  That is because I am dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because younever know when their going to do somthing...stupid. (full quote)
  ...well as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. the only rule that matters is this: what a man CAN do, and what a man CAN'T do...you can accept that your father was a pirate AND a good man, or you can't;...i could let you drown...but i CAN'T bring this ship into tortuga all by me onesy, savvy? (full quote)
  If the man who did the wakeing buys the man who was sleeping a drink, the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposistion from the man who did the wakeing. (full quote)
  Captain Barbossa:Thank You Jack. Jack:your Welcome. Captain Barbossa:Not U, I Named The Monkey Jack. (full quote)
  but why is all the rum gone? (full quote)
  1)who makes all these? 2)i do and i practice with them three hours a day! 1) you need to find yourself a girl mate! or maybe the problem is that you have found a girl but are incapable of wooing said strumpet! (whispers) your not a unic are you? 2) the reason i pracitice three hours a day is so that when i meet a pirate i can kill it! (full quote)
  1) YOU CHEATED 2) pirate! (full quote)
  1) YOU CHEATED 2) pirate! (full quote)
  You like pain?try wearing a corset (full quote)
  Prisoner: The Black Pearl ? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? (full quote)
  J: You burned all the shade! The food! The RUM! E: Yes, the rum is gone. J: WHY IS THE RUM GONE? (full quote)
  but why is the rum gone!? (full quote)
  Mr.Gibbs: I'm already awake! Will: That was for the smell (full quote)
  Ragetti: Parla? Jack: Parla! Thats the one. Pintel: Parla! Damn to the depts whoever came up with parla! Jack: That would be the french, latin based of course, inventors of mayonaise. Pintel: I like mayonaise! Jack: It's a shame the french obsessed with raisons I mean, think about it humiliated grapes really. Pintel: Don't know. Jack: Lovely singing voices the french ::whistles:: Eunuchs all of em'. Pintel: I dated a eunuch. Jack: I'll get me coat. (<---Deleted scene) (full quote)
  Jack: palulay..palu-li-la-la-lulu..parlili...parsnip..parsley...par - partner..partner...parley?.. Pintel: Parley! Jack: That's the one! Parley! Parley! (full quote)
  Scene 1: (Dream sequence of Will ’s rescue) Young Elizabeth : [standing at the bow of a ship and singing] …We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up – [ Gibbs puts his hand on her shoulder which surprises her] Gibbs : Quiet, missy, cursed pirates sail these waters. You don’t want to bring them down on us now, do ya? Norrington: Mr. Gibbs that will do! Gibbs : She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words. Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way. Gibbs : Aye, Lieutenant. It’s bad luck to have a woman on board, too, even a miniature one. Young Elizabeth : I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate. Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann . Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves – a short drop and a sudden stop. [ Elizabeth glances at Gibbs who mimes a hanging] Governor Swann : Lieutenant Norrington , I appreciate your fervor. But I’m…I’m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter. Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann . Young Elizabeth : Actually, I find it all fascinating. Governor Swann : Yes, that’s what concerns me. Young Elizabeth : [sees a parasol and then a piece of wreckage with a boy on it in the water] Look, a boy! There’s a boy in the water! Gibbs : Man overboard! Norrington: Fetch a Hook! Haul him aboard. [they get him on board] He’s still breathing. Gibbs : [spots burning ship] Mary , Mother of God! Governor Swann : What happened here? Norrington: It’s most likely the powder magazine. Merch (full quote)
  Scene 2: (A beautiful dress and an impressive sword) [ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her bureau drawer; she puts it on; there’s a knock on the door] Governor Swann : Elizabeth ! Are you alright? Are you decent? Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe] Yes, yes! Governor Swann : Still abed at this hour? [opens the curtains and the window] It’s a beautiful day. I have a gift for you. [reveals dress] Elizabeth : Oh, it’s beautiful! Governor Swann : Isn’t it? Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion? Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? [to the maids] Go on. Actually, I, uh…I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today. Elizabeth : The ceremony? Governor Swann : Captain Norrington ’s promotion ceremony. Elizabeth : I knew it! Governor Swann : Commodore Norrington as he’s about to become! [the maids lace Elizabeth up into a corset] Fine gentleman, don’t you think. He fancies you. Elizabeth ? How’s it coming? Elizabeth : It’s difficult to say. Governor Swann : I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London Elizabeth : Well, women in London must’ve learned not to breathe. Servant: M’lord , you have a visitor. [ Will studies a sconce and upon touching it, a piece comes off in his hand; he buries it in the vase that’s holding canes and umbrellas] Governor Swann : [walks downstairs after the servant] Ah, Mr. Turner , good to see you again. Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens case and takes out the sword] The blade is folded steel, that’s gold filigree laid into the handle. If I may? [balances the sword] Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and presents it gracefully to the Governor] Governor Swann : [takes the sword] Impressive, very (full quote)
  Scene 3: (A most excellent entrance, the debate, and the proposal) [Jack stands on the mast of his boat, noticing that it’s filling up with water he jumps down to bail it out; notices three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign “pirates ye be warned” and pays homage to them; reaches the port, his boat sinking lower and lower until he is at the dock and is able to simply walk off the boat’s mast] Harbormaster: [to Jack ] What? Hold up there, you. It’s a shilling to tie up your boat at the docks. [they both look at the sunken boat] And I shall need to know your name. Jack : [hands him three shillings] What d’ye say to three shillings and we forget the name Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal , Mr. Smith . [ Jack sees the Harbormasters money pouch and takes it] [Norrington’s promotion ceremony] Shouted orders to soldiers: Two paces front! Right about turn! Present arms! [Norrington walks to get his promotion, unsheathes his new sword] Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians. Jack : I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently there’s some sort of a high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians. Jack : It’s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a… [shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really. Murtogg: Ah, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there’s no ship that can match the Interceptor (full quote)
  Scene 6: (Talk of the right match and Port Royal under attack!) Prisoners: [whistling and waving a bone to a dog that has the keys to the prison in its jaws] Come here, boy. Want a nice juicy bone? Come here. Come on Jack : You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move. Prisoner: Oh, excuse us if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet. [in the Governor’s house; Elisabeth ’s room] Estrella: There you go, Miss. [puts a bed warmer between the sheets] It was a difficult day for you, I’m sure. Elizabeth : I suspected Commodore Norrington would propose but I must admit I wasn’t entirely prepared for it. Estrella: Well, I meant you being threatened by that pirate, sounds terrifying. Elizabeth : Oh, yes, it was terrifying. Estrella: But the Commodore proposed. Fancy that, that’s a smart match, Miss, if it’s not too bold to say. Elizabeth : It is a smart match. He’s a fine man; he’s what any woman should dream of marrying. Estrella: Well, that Will Turner , he’s a fine man, too. Elizabeth : That is too bold. Estrella: Well, begging your pardon, Miss, it was not my place. [leaves] [meanwhile Will is hammering a new sword, he looks out unto the deserted street] [on top of the Fort] Governor Swann : Has my daughter given you an answer yet? Norrington: No, she hasn’t. Governor Swann : Well, she has had a very trying day. Ghastly weather, don’t you think? Norrington: Bleak, very bleak. Governor Swann : What’s that? Norrington: Cannon fire! [tackles the Governor] Return fire! [in the jail] Jack : I know those guns. [looks out of his little window] It’s the Pearl . Prisoner: Black Pearl ? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? [the Black Pearl’s gun (full quote)
  Scene 7: (No luck and on board the Black Pearl ) [in jail] Prisoner: [a hole is blown in a cell, to Jack ] My sympathies friend, you’ve no manner of luck at all. Jack: [picks up the bone and whistles] Come on, doggy. It’s just you and me now. It’s you and ol’ Jack , come on. Come on, good boy. That’s it, good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. That’s it, that’s it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cad. [there’s a crash downstairs and the dog runs away] No, no, no, no, no, I didn’t mean it. I didn’t... [a crash as the prison guard is thrown down the stairs] Twigg: [looks a round] This ain’t the armory. Koehler: Well, well, well, look what we have here Twigg – Captain Jack Sparrow . Twigg: [spits] Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren’t improved much. Jack : Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. [Pirate grabs Jack ’s throat; Jack sees skeletal arm] So there is a curse. That’s interesting. Koehler: You know nothing of Hell. [they leave] Jack : That’s very interesting. [ Elizabeth is rowed across with the pirates; on board the Black Pearl ] Bo’sun : I didn’t know we were takin’ on captives. Pintel: She’s invoked the right of parley with Captain Barbossa . Elizabeth : I am here to negotiate – [is backhanded by Bo’sun ] Bo’sun : You will speak when spoken to. Barbossa: [grabs Bo’sun ’s wrist] And ye’ll not lay a hand on those under the protection of parley. Bo’sun : Aye, sir. Barbossa: My apologies, Miss… Elizabeth : Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal . Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want? Elizabeth : I want you to leave and never come back. (full quote)
  Scene 8: (To save Elizabeth and Jack ’s rescue) Will : [awakes on the street in the morning; to Norrington] They’ve taken her. They’ve taken Elizabeth . Norrington: Mr. Murtogg , remove this man. Will : We have to hunt them down, we must save her. Governor Swann : And where do you propose we start? If you have any information concerning my daughter, please, share it. Murtogg: That Jack Sparrow . He talked about the Black Pearl. Mullroy: Mentioned it, is more what he did. Will : Ask him where it is. Make a deal with him he could lead us to it. Norrington: No…the pirates who invaded this Fort left Sparrow locked in his cell ergo they are not his allies. Governor, we will establish their most likely course… Will : [buries hatchet in the table] That’s not good enough! Norrington: Mr. Turner , you are not a military man, you are not a sailor. You are a blacksmith and this is not the moment for rash actions. Do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth . [hands him back his hatchet] [in jail] Jack : [trying to pick the lock with a bone] Please.... [hears footsteps, leaves the bone in the lock and lies down] Will: You, Sparrow! Jack : Aye. Will : You are familiar with that ship, the Black Pearl? Jack : I’ve heard of it. Will : Where does it make berth? Jack : Where does it make berth? Have you not heard the stories? Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sailed from the dreaded Isla de Muerta . It’s an island that cannot be found except by those who already know where it is. Will : The ship’s real enough. Therefore its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it? Jack : [studies his nails] Why ask me? Will : Because you’re a pirate. Jack : And you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it? Will : Never! They took Miss Swann . Jack : Oh, so it is that you’ve found a gi (full quote)
  Scene 12: (The origin of the curse) Pintel: You'll be dinin' with the captain. And he requests you wear this. [gives her a dress] Elizabeth : Well, you may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request. Pintel: He said you’d say that. He also said if that be the case you'll be dinin' with the crew…and you'll be naked. [she snatches the dress] Fine. [in the Captain’s cabin, the food is laid out] Barbossa: [ Elizabeth eats daintily] There’s no need to stand on ceremony, nor call to impress anyone. You must be hungry. [gives her a goblet with wine] Try the wine. And the apples? [offers her one] One of those next. Elizabeth : It’s poisoned. Barbossa: There would be no sense to be killing ye Miss Turner . Elizabeth : Then release me, you have your trinket; I’m of no further value to you. Barbossa: [takes out the medallion] You don’t know what this is, do ye? Elizabeth : It’s a pirate medallion. Barbossa: This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortés himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortés was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the gold…a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity. Elizabeth : I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa . Barbossa: Aye, that’s exactly what I thought when we were first told the tale. Buried on an island that cannot be found except for those who know where it is. Find it, we did. There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away…on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize – the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world cou (full quote)
  Scene 17: (The chase and the fight) Gibbs : Hands aloft to loose t'gallants. With this wind she'll carry every sail we've got. Elizabeth : [the crew is running around] What’s happening? Anamaria: The Black Pearl, she’s gaining on us. [looks out at the Pearl ] Elizabeth : This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean . Anamaria: You can tell them that after they’ve caught us. Elizabeth : We’re shallow on the draft, right? Anamaria: Aye. Elizabeth : Well, then can't we lose them amongst those shoals? Gibbs : We don’t have to outrun them long, just long enough. Anamaria: Lighten the ship, stem to stern. Gibbs : Anything that we can afford to lose…see that it’s lost. [on the Black Pearl ] Jack : [is locked in the brig by Bo’sun ; he sloshes in the water] Apparently there’s a leak. Barbossa: Haul on the main brace. Make ready the guns. And run out the sweeps. [the Jolly Roger is hoisted up] [on the Interceptor] Will : [looks out at the Black Pearl and sees the oars; stops a cannon from being thrown off] We’re gonna need that. Anamaria: [sees the oars] It was a good plan up ‘till now. Will: Gibbs ! We have to make a stand. We must fight! Load the guns! Anamaria: With what? Will: Anything. Everything! Anything we have left. Gibbs : Load the guns! … (?) Nails and crushed glass! With a will! … (?) [they stuff cutlery and other assorted items into the cannons including Gibbs ’ canteen] The pearl is going to luff up on our port quarter. She’ll rake us without ever presenting a target. Elizabeth : Lower the anchor on the right side. On the starboard side! Will : It certainly has the element of surprise. Anamaria: You’re daft, lady! You both are! Gibbs : Daft like Jack ! Lower the starboard anchor! Do it ye dogs or it’s you we’ll load into the cannons! [the anchor is lowered] Elizabeth : [to Anamaria] Let go. [s (full quote)
  Scene 21: (The blood ritual, again, interrupted) [on the way to the Aztec gold] Pintel: [to Will ] No reason to fret, it’s just a prick of the finger and a few drops of blood. Twigg: No mistakes this time. He’s only half-Turner. We spill it all. Pintel: Guess there is reason to fret. Jack : [pushing through the crowd of pirates] Beg your pardon. Barbossa: [is ready to slit Will ’s throat] Begun by blood… Jack : Excuse me. Barbossa: …by blood un – Will: Jack ! Barbossa: S’not possible. Jack : Not probable. Will : Where’s Elizabeth ? Jack : She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman. Barbossa: Shut up! You’re next. [leans in to slit Will ’s throat again] Jack : You don’t want to be doing that, mate. Barbossa: No, I really think I do. Jack : your funeral. Barbossa: Why don’t I want to be doing it? Jack : Well, because [pushed a pirate’s arm off his shoulder] …because the HMS Dauntless, pride of the Royal Navy, is floating just offshore…waiting for you. [in the boats] Murtogg: What are we doing here? Mullroy: Pirates come out, unprepared and unawares, we catch them in the crossfire, send them down to see old Hobb. Murtogg: I know why we’re here. I mean why aren’t we doing what it was…what Mr. Sparrow said we should do. With the cannons and all. Norrington: Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it. Murtogg: You think he wasn’t telling the truth? [in the cave] Jack : Just hear me out, mate. You order your men to row out to the Dauntless; they do wh (full quote)
  you are without a dought the worst pirate I have ever seen ah but you have heard of me. (full quote)
  Jack - Whats your name? Will - Will Turner Jack - Short for Willam I suppose? Good strong name. named after your father? Will - you knew him? Jack - Of course i am one of the few that knew him by Willam Turner others just called him BootStrap or BootStrap Bill. Good man good pirate Will - My father was not a pirate Jack - He was a bloody pirate a scallywag (full quote)
  Elizabeth: and you'll bbe positively the most fearsome pirate in the spanish maine! Jack: not just the spanish maine love! the entire ocean, the entire world! (full quote)
  I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request...that means no (full quote)
  Jack:No noo nooo your destroying the food, the stuff the RUM!Elizibeth:Yes the rum is gone! Jack:But why is the rum gone? Elizibeth:1, because it makes the most respectful man uncivilized, 2, the entire British Army is searching for me, do you really think they won't see smoke that reaches ten miles? Jack:But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  (splashes water on guy)*yells* I'll blow your bloody head off! Oh Jack it's you! Jack: We need to talk, I need the best crew you can find. guy:Lets get in and have a drink aye? (Will splashes him with water) I'm already up!!!!! Will: That was for the smell. (full quote)
  Elizibeth:Come on we have to help! Guy:We can'twe must go by the code. Elizibeth: It's not ever really a code there more like guidlines. (a moment later) Elizibeth: Bloody pirates! (full quote)
  why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  I'm like an icecream and everyone else is so cool (full quote)
  Jack: But why is the RUM gone?!?! (full quote)
  Jack:Who makes all these? Will:I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him. Jack: You really needa find urself a girl, mate. Or maybe it is that you have found a girl, but are incapable of wooing said strumpet. (full quote)
  I am not obsessed with treasure.. Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. (full quote)
  me, im dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, its the honest ones you want to watch out for, cause you can never perdict when they're gonna do somthing incredibly stupid (full quote)
  i think we've all arrived in a very special place... spiritualy... equminically... grammaticaly (full quote)
  sexy sparrow: whadaya say to three shillings... and we forget the name? random port master dude: welcome to port royal, mr smith (full quote)
  What d’ye say to three shillings and we forget the name. I’m sorry, it’s just it’s such a pretty boat – ship. Will you be saving her the Clearly you've never been to Singapore. But you have heard of me Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine, we’re square. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate? You need to find yourself a girl, mate! You're not a eunuch, are you? Pirate! This shot is not meant for you. You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move. I know those guns. No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? Come on, doggy. It’s just you and me now. It’s you and ol’ Jack. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers So there is a curse. That’s interesting. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord? Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? Good man, good pirate. I swear you look just like him. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Pirate’s code. Any man that falls behind is left behind. You know for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you're well on your way to becoming one, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga.... and you're completely obsessed with treasure Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. The girl’s blood di (full quote)
  You spent three days, on a beach drinking rum?...Jack: welcome to the carribean love! (full quote)
  yes...but whys the rum gone?! (full quote)
  barbosa: whos he? jack: hes noone...distant reletive of my uncles, brothers cuousins, aunt, a bit crazy. great singing voice though! (full quote)
  MONKEY! ps. Johnny is sooo hot i want him. thank you and goodnight (full quote)
  you spent 3 day, lying on a beach, drinking rum?! JOHNNNY THE HOTTIE: welcome to the carribean love (full quote)
  Ragetti:[spots Jack ] You. Pintel: You’re supposed to be dead! Jack : Am I not? [looks down at himself] Oh. [finds pistols pointed at him] Palulay…palu-li-la-la-lulu, parlili… parsnip, pasley, par - partner, partner… Ragetti: Parley? Jack : Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley! Pintel: Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up parley! Jack : That would be the French. (full quote)
  Jack : if you were waiting for the opportune moment..that was it (full quote)
  Will: Jack Sparrow! Jack: Aye! (full quote)
  Jack: she's safe just like i promised, all set to marry norrington like she promised and your about to die for her like you promised, well were all men of our words reaaly, exept for elizabeth who is infact a woman...... (full quote)
  Barbosa: I'm curoius, after killing me what is it you plan on doing? (full quote)
  Guy at the dock: You there! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. And I shall need to know your name. Jack: What do you say to 3 shillings, and we forget the name? Guy: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith. (full quote)
  So of course, we're all men of our word, except elizabeth who is in fact a woman. (full quote)
  what about the rum? (full quote)
  WHY IS THE RUM GONE?! (full quote)
  The food, The Shade....THE RUM! (full quote)
  Barbosa: So what now hmm? Are we immortals locked in combat until kingdom come, the trumpet sounds? (full quote)
  I am disinclined to aquiest to your request.... means no (full quote)
  you forgot one thing mate im captain jack sparrow savvy (full quote)
  will:he roped sea turtles??? gibbs: aye sea turtles will: what did he use for rope?? sparrow: human hair .. from my back (full quote)
  man :jack sparrow ,to be hanged for the killing of...... Jack sparrow: hgghg that's CAPTAIN (full quote)
  Wherever we want to go, we'll go, that's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs. But what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom. (full quote)
  Barbossa: How did you get off that island? Captian Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Barbossa: Well, I won't make that mistake again. (full quote)
  You are without a doubt, one of the worst pirates I have ever seen. (full quote)
  Stop Blowing Holes in My Ship! (full quote)
  You forgot one very important thing mate...I'm Captain jack Sparrow. (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow:Will...nice hat. (full quote)
  (Jack looking at Elizabeth) Jack:Elizabeth darling...it would have never worked between us (Jack looking at Wil) Jack:Will...nice hat (full quote)
  (Jack about to crab the monkey but then Barboosa grabs him) Barboosa:Why thank yer Jack Jack:Yer welcome Barboosa:No, we named the monkey Jack (full quote)
  Why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  Jack: Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will …nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you – [falls over battlement] (full quote)
  if you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.... (full quote)
  No survivors, eh? where do the stories come from I wonder? -Candace (full quote)
  your not a eunuch are you (full quote)
  This dock is off limits to all civilians. Terribly sorry. IfI see one, I'll notify you immediately. (full quote)
  but where's the rum? (full quote)
  Please, just don't do anything stupid! (full quote)
  will: you knew my father,jack: i knew him, probably one of the few people who knew him as william turner, everyone else just knew him as bootstrap or bootstrap bill (full quote)
Paul_Lvr_18 She's safe, just like I promised.. She's set to marry Norrington, just like she promised.. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
Paul_Lvr_18 Captain Jack: Everyone please stay calm.. We are taking over the ship. Will: Aye, avast! (full quote)
Paul_Lvr_18 Will: This is either madness or brilliance. 'Captain' Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide. (full quote)
Cryslin First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call *guidelines* than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. (full quote)
Cryslin The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? (full quote)
Cryslin 1: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles and made a raft. 2: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles. 1: Aye. Sea turtles. 2: What did he use for rope? 3: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] 3: From my back. (full quote)
Cryslin I think we've all arrived at a very special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically. (full quote)
Cryslin 1: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean! 2: You can tell them that after they've caught us! (full quote)
Cryslin A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! (full quote)
Cryslin If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. (full quote)
Cryslin I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop. (full quote)
Cryslin It's not your blood they were after. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate. (full quote)
Cryslin 1: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain! 2: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] 2: Try wearing a corset (full quote)
Cryslin You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one! (full quote)
Cryslin You need to find yourself a girl mate. (full quote)
Cryslin Elizabeth: You're despicable! Jack: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square. (full quote)
Cryslin 1: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at 2's sword] 1: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. 2: But you have heard of me. (full quote)
Cryslin The moonlight shows us for what we really are. (full quote)
Cryslin Barbossa: Thank you, Jack. Jack: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
Cryslin Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. (full quote)
Cryslin Stop blowing holes in my ship! (full quote)
Cryslin Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. (full quote)
Cryslin 1: I am not obsessed with treasure! 2: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate (full quote)
Cryslin 1: Whose side is Jack on? 2: At the moment? (full quote)
Cryslin 1: No reason to fret, just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood... 2: No mistakes this time. He's only half Turner, we spill it all! 1: I guess there is reason to fret. [laughs] (full quote)
Cryslin 1: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her? 2: I'd die for her. 1: Oh good. No worries then. (full quote)
Cryslin This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. 'Cept they was in a horse instead o' dresses. wooden 'orse. (full quote)
Cryslin 1: I want 50% of ye plunder! 2: 15! 1: 40! 2: 25! 1: [Considering] 2: And I'll buy you a hat! A really BIG one... Commodore. (full quote)
Cryslin Apparently, there's a leak... (full quote)
Cryslin Elizabeth... It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will... Nice hat. (full quote)
Cryslin 1: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM! 2: Yes, the rum is gone. 1: Why is the rum gone? 2: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it? 1: But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
Kizzle (SLAP) You will speak when spoken too! (full quote)
Kizzle 1. Who makes all these? 2. I do. And I practice with them 3 hours a day! 1. You need to find yourself a girl mate...Or maybe you have found yourself a girl, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strong bird. You're not a munich are you? (full quote)
Kizzle 1. In a fair fight I would kill you! 2. That's not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it? (full quote)
17576 [Elizabeth is being laced into a corset] Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming? Elizabeth Swann: It's difficult to say. Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London. Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe! (full quote)
Ferrisb911 Jack : No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade! The rum! Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone. Jack : Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it? Jack : But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
22446 Stop blowin' 'oles in my ship! (full quote)
GenieChick Leverage says you, I feel a change in the wind says I (full quote)
33441 Mr Gibbs: Its awful bad luck to have a woman on board...even a minia-ture one. (full quote)
33441 Jack: Why is rum gone? (full quote)
33441 Will: That was for the smell... (full quote)
33441 Mr Gibbs: Leverage says you, I think i feel a change in the wind says I... (full quote)
33441 Jack: It would never have worked between us Elizabeth...I'm sorry (full quote)
33441 Jack: Stop blowing holes in me ship! (full quote)
33525 The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? (full quote)
34731 I'm disinclined to acquiest your request. . . .it means no. (full quote)
34731 I try to avoid familiarity with pirates. (full quote)
34731 This shot's not meant for you. (full quote)
34731 Why thankee Jack. You're welcome. Not you, we named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
34731 That's interesting. . .that's very interesting. (full quote)
34731 No survivors, eh? where do the stories come from I wonder? (full quote)
34731 How? The keys run off! (full quote)
34731 How? The keys run off! (full quote)
34821 1. How far are you willing to go to save this girl? 2. I'd die for her!! 3. Right, no worries then. (full quote)
34821 1. Take what ya can. 2. Give nothin' back. (full quote)
35001 The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do (full quote)
JessHays Then they elected me their leader ... (full quote)
JessHays But you HAVE heard of me! (full quote)
35445 (W:) Where's Elizabeth? (J:) Oh, she's safe, just like I promised, she's going to marry the Commendore, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word here,Except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
35622 If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv. (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: You cheated! Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate! (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? (full quote)
35712 Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles and made a raft. Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles. Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. Will Turner: What did he use for rope? Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] Jack Sparrow: From my back. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Move away! Will Turner: No! Jack Sparrow: Please move? Will Turner: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape! Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: [to Governor Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically. (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal. Barbossa: There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want? Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back. Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: What's your name? Will Turner: Will Turner. Jack Sparrow: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh? Will Turner: Yes. Jack Sparrow: Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord? [puts out his hand] Will Turner: Agreed. [they shake hands] (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] ] Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again. Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean! Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us! (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: We are cursed men, Miss Turner. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. (full quote)
35712 [talking to the pirates while he's in jail] Jack Sparrow: Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. [pirate grabs Jack's throat to reveal a skeleton arm] Jack Sparrow: So, there is a curse? That's interesting. Koehler: You know nothing of hell. Jack Sparrow: That's VERY interesting (full quote)
35712 Norrington: I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop. (full quote)
35712 [Elizabeth is being laced into a corset] Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming? Elizabeth: It's difficult to say. Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London. Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe! (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: It's not your blood they were after. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: How did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. (full quote)
35712 Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain! Elizabeth: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. [steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton] Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one! (full quote)
35712 Grapple: Say goodbye! [A sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window.] Will Turner: goodbye. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these? Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day! Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: You're despicable! Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: Gents you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him. (full quote)
35712 Mr. Gibbs: It's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping! Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking. Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it! [Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs] Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake! Will Turner: That was for the smell. (full quote)
35712 Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at Jack's sword] Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me. (full quote)
35712 [after inspecting the crew] Jack Sparrow: Satisfied? Will Turner: Well you proved they're mad. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: The moonlight shows us for what we really are. (full quote)
35712 [to Elizabeth] Jack Sparrow: where's the medallion? Elizabeth: Wretch! [attempts to slap him] Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where's dear William? Elizabeth: Will! Will Turner: Elizabeth! Jack Sparrow: Monkey! (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. (full quote)
35712 Koehler: Every decision you've made has only brought us from bad to worse! (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: Thank you, Jack. Jack Sparrow: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship? Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy? Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need. Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. [bites into an apple] Jack Sparrow: Funny ol' world, innit? [offers him an apple] (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth? Will Turner: At least once more, Miss Swann, as always. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship! (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship? Jack Sparrow: Commandeer! We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore Captain Barbossa. (full quote)
35712 Norrington: You forget your place, Turner. Will Turner: It's right here between you and Jack. Elizabeth: As is mine. Governor Swann: Elizabeth! Lower your weapons! For God's sake, put them down! Norrington: So, this is where your heart truly lies, then? Elizabeth: It is. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm just honest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: Elizabeth goes free! Barbossa: Yes, we know that part, anything else? (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: My name is Will Turner, my father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins! Ragetti: Why, it's the spittin' image of our Bootstrap Bill, come back to haunt us! Will Turner: On my word, do as I say, or i'll pull the trigger and be lost to Davy Jones's locker! (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: That's not true. I am not completely obsessed with treasure. Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: You, sailor! Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? [Pause.] Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton! Answer, man! Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question. Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails. Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.' (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Take what you can... Mr. Gibbs: Give nothing back! (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you [pause] Will Turner: I love you. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters! (full quote)
35712 [Elizabeth in rowing boat heading toward shore] Elizabeth: Bloody Pirates! [back aboard the Dauntless, Ragetti sees the Pearl sailing away] Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that? Pintel: They're stealing our ship! Ragetti: Bloody Pirates! (full quote)
35712 [Last line] Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon. [humming] Jack Sparrow: And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho! [Snaps compass shut.] (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: [to Will Turner] Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on? Will Turner: At the moment? (full quote)
35712 Pintel: No reason to fret, just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood... Twigg: No mistakes this time. He's only half Turner, we spill it all! Pintel: I guess there is reason to fret. (full quote)
35712 Harbormaster: Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name. Jack Sparrow: What say you to three shillings and we forget the name. Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith! (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance. Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide. (full quote)
35712 Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these men to the helm where you will give them directions to Isle de Muerta. And for the remainder of the voyage I want you to consider every possible meaning of the words, 'Silent as the grave.' Do I make myself clear? Jack Sparrow: Inescapably clear. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Scarlet! [She slaps him] Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that. [A blond woman approaches] Jack Sparrow: Giselle! Giselle: Who was she? Jack Sparrow: What? [She slaps him] Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her? Will Turner: I'd die for her. Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] 'It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible.' Well, it bloody is now! [Seeing Norrington's ship off shore] Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this. (full quote)
35712 Ragetti: This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. 'Cept they was in a horse instead o' dresses. wooden 'orse. (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: She goes free! Barbossa: What's in your head, boy? Will Turner: She goes free. Barbossa: You've only got one shot and we can't die. Jack Sparrow: Don't do anything stupid! Will Turner: You can't. [points gun at his own throat] Will Turner: I can! Jack Sparrow: Like that. (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: I had a dream about you last night. Will Turner: About me? Governor Swann: Elizabeth, is that entirely proper for you to c... Elizabeth: About the day we met. Do you remember? (full quote)
35712 [At gunpoint, Jack Sparrow forces Elizabeth Swann to reattach his sword and compass to his belt. She pulls the belt tight.] Jack Sparrow: Easy on the goods, darling. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: I want 50% of ye plunder! Jack Sparrow: 15! Barbossa: 40! Jack Sparrow: 25! Barbossa: [Considering] Jack Sparrow: And I'll buy you a hat! A really BIG one... Commodore. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] Who are you? Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch. (full quote)
35712 Mullroy: Hey, you! Get away from there. You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate. Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry. It's just... it's such a pretty boat... ship. (full quote)
35712 Pintel: Damn to the depths the mutton head that thought o' parley Jack Sparrow: That would be the French. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Parlais, that's the one! Parlais! Pintel: down to the depths whatever mind thought of Parlais! Jack Sparrow: That'd be the French. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Apparently, there's a leak... (full quote)
35712 Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians. Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy] Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians. Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... That a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really. Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's ship as can match the Interceptor for speed. Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl. Mullroy: Well, there's not a real ship as can match the Interceptor. Murtogg: Black Pearl is a real ship. Mullroy: No, no it's not. Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it. Mullroy: You've seen it? Murtogg: Yes. Mullroy: You haven't seen it! Murtogg: Yes, I have. Mullroy: You've seen a ship, with black sails, that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil, that Hell itself, spat him back out. Murtogg: No. Mullroy: No. Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. [Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed.] Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back, could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that whay you're telling me? Murtogg: No. Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Wherever we want to go, we'll go, that's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs. But what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom. (full quote)
35712 Pintel: It was only after that, did we find out that it was Bootstrap's blood we needed. Ragetti: Now that's what you call ironic. (full quote)
35712 Elizabeth: I must tell him! The pirates, they cannot be killed! Lt. Gillette: Don't worry, miss, he's already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story. (full quote)
35712 [Barbossa leans in to slit Will 's throat] Jack Sparrow: You don't want to be doing that, mate. Barbossa: No, I really think I do. Jack Sparrow: your funeral. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will... Nice hat. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM! Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it? Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
35712 Governor Swann: Hang him! (full quote)
35712 [The other pirates come upon Jack Sparrow in the cave] Pintel: You? You're supposed to be dead! Jack Sparrow: [Looks himself up and down] Am I not? (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: Anamaria! [Anamaria slaps jack] Will Turner: Let me guess, you didn't deserve that one either. Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved (full quote)
35712 [after breaking jack out of jail] Will Turner: Hurry, someone would have heard that. Jack Sparrow: Not without my effects. (full quote)
35712 Will Turner: I can get you out of here Jack Sparrow: How's that... the key's run off. (full quote)
35712 Norrington: Gentlemen, Mr. Sparrow has a six o'clock appointment with the gallows. I'd so hate for him to miss it. (full quote)
35712 Governor Swann: Even the right decision made for the wrong reason can be a wrong decision. (full quote)
  Pirates: your supose to be dead! (Jack looks up and down himself) Jack: Am I not (full quote)
  But why's the rum gone? (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  Me I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest one's you wanna watch out for. Because you never know when they're going to do something, extrmely...stupid. (full quote)
  Brittish soldier:whats your purpose in port royle, mr. smith Brittish soldier 2: yeah, and no lies jack: well then, i confess, it is my intention to comondeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in tortu to great pillage and plunder and otherwise spill (not sure?)all my weasly black guts out. (not sure about spelling ect) (full quote)
  Jack: Oh so it is you've found a girl!!! (full quote)
  that was interesting (full quote)
  Jack: Who makes all these?! Will: I do! And I practice three hours a day with them Jack: You need to find your self a woman, mate. Or prehaps you already have one and are incapble of woeing her so... your not a unic, are you? (full quote)
  Gibbs and Jack:Take what you can, give nothing back! (full quote)
  But WHY is the rum gone?!?! (full quote)
  Oh it must have been so terrible for you to be stuck on this island Jack..well it bloody is now! (full quote)
  aww..a wedding i LOVE weddings drinks all around!!!! (full quote)
  If you were waiting for the oppourtune moment... that was it (full quote)
  I never would have thought of that! Clearly you've never been to Singapore (full quote)
  You stole my boat! (full quote)
  Aye! Avast! (full quote)
  Will, how many times do I have to tell you to call me Elisabeth? Atleast once more Ms. Swann, as always. (full quote)
  BLOODY PIrates! (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  :consider them marked :will..will turner :well woman in londen must have learned not to breathe :this dock is off limits to savilians.....I'm terribly sorry i didnt know, if i see one i shall inform you immediatly :i've heard of one, real fast,non-catchable, the black pearl :right where i left you...not where i left you :you the one there after...the pirate :you think that wise boy, crossing blades with a pirate :once again you are between me and my way, but this time you have no weapon :where did you gat that :clearly you've never been to singapore :i'm in the market...as it where :a shoot with no extra bullets, nor gun powder..a compass that doesn't point north...and i half expected it to be made of wood (full quote)
  Blast whoever inveted Parlay! JACK~That would be the French. (full quote)
  Blast whoever invented Parlay! JACK~That would be the French. (full quote)
  And Really bad eggs! (full quote)
  Well then, I confess. I came here to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out. (full quote)
  But why is the RUM gone!!! (full quote)
  Murtogg:I said no lies!Mullroy:I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg:If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't hav told us! Jack: Unless ofcourse, He knew you wouldn't belive the truth even if he told it to you. (Murtogg nods and smiles like if he understood and then makes a Huh? face) (full quote)
  jack:You need to find your self a girl mate...your not a eunick are you? (full quote)
  Abandon ship! (full quote)
  Norrington on ship after finding Jack and Elzabeth talking to Jack...: you will then spend the rest of the voyage finding all the meanings of silence of the grave (full quote)
  weddings...i love weddings! drinks all around!!! (full quote)
  well it bloody is now!!!! (full quote)
  sticks and stones love..... (full quote)
  maiden: But that Will Turner, he is a fine man too. Elizabeth: That is too bold of you. (full quote)
  Leverage says you....I think I feel a change in the winds says I. (full quote)
  Jack to Elizabeth: Welcome to the Caribbean , Luv! (full quote)
  I'm disinclined to aquiest to your request. --Barbossa (full quote)
  Jack: Me Im disshonest. And a disshonest man you can always trust to be disshonest. Honesty, its the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly stupid. (full quote)
  Jack: Unless he knew you wouldnt believe the truth even if he told it to you. (full quote)
  no, he's no one my aunt's sister's brother's nephew....Eunic lovely singing voice (full quote)
  1)parlay! according to the code you hace to take me to the captain! (full quote)
  HEY pirates of the caribbean rox the world johnny n orlando rok and are both hot as each other (full quote)
  Pirate: Aren't you supposed to be dead? Jack: Am I not? (full quote)
  BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE? (full quote)
  Were devils, were black sheep were really bad eggs, drink up me hearties yo ho (full quote)
  Ah Scarlett, SLAP, i don't beleive i deserved that (full quote)
  Jack: I think we've reached a special place! Spiritually...ecumenically...grammatically? (full quote)
  1. Where's Elizabeth? 2. She's safe just like i promised, she's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman. (full quote)
  Easy on the goods love. (full quote)
  Jack-what do you say to three shillings and we forget the name? (full quote)
  Jack: why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: 1, it turns the most respectable men into complete scandrols. and 2, that signal is over 1000ft high..the entire royal navy is out looking for me do you really think they wont see? give it an hour or so keep a weather-eye open and you will see white sails on that horizon (full quote)
  Commodore: You're probably the worst pirate I have ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me... (full quote)
  [Jack]-If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it. (full quote)
  Will: This is either madness or brilliance. Jack Sparrow: Remarkable how the two so often coinside. (full quote)
  Why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  *as Elizabeth hits the water* Jack: ...and then they made me thier chief (full quote)
  Allright then, I confess.. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out! (full quote)
  THIS is the day that you will always remember as the day.. -falls over backwards- (full quote)
  Barbosa: I'm disinclined to acquiest your request. Means no (full quote)
  A short drop and a sudden stop. (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone?! (full quote)
  Bootstrap's Bootstrap (full quote)
  balbosa: Why thank you Jack Jack: You're welcome Balbosa: Not you we named the monkey Jack (full quote)
  No survivors, eh? Then where do all the stories come from, I wonder? (full quote)
  will-he made a raft out of sea turtles? mr.gibbs-Aye sea turtles. will-what did he use for rope? (mr.gibbs thinks about and turns his head and sees jack.) jack-human hair from my back. (full quote)
  (Jack and Ms.Swan are on the island) jack- for for what point and purpose missy. Unless you have a rodder and a couple of ors in that bodus (under his breath he says...) unlikely Bloody Will will be killed before we get there. (full quote)
  capt.Burbosea-For too long had a thrist and unabled to quench it. For too long been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothin not the wind in my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a womens flesh, You best believe in ghost stories Ms.Turner your in one! (full quote)
  Jack-While your hanging there let me tell you what a man can do and what a man can't do. For example you can except that your father was a pirates or you can't. The pirate is in your blood boy your goin have to sqaure with that soome day. (full quote)
  J: Who makes all these? W: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day! J: You need to find yourself a girl mate! Or maybe the problem is you've already found one and are incapable of wooing such so. your not a unic are you? W: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I CAN KILL IT!!! OUT OF ALL THESE QUOTES MINE IS RIGHT!!!!! I HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE ABOUT 50 TIMES AND I KNOW THE QUOTES BY HEART.... (full quote)
  Jack: *pours dust on will and kicks his sword away* Will: *get covered in dust* Jack: *pulls out gun* Will: you cheated. Jack: Pirate! (full quote)
  Jack: She's safe just like i promised, she's set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised, so were all men of our word except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman. (full quote)
  Wherever we want to go, we'll go, that's what a ship is, you know. Its not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails thats what a ship is made from, what a ship is... what the black pearl really is... is freedom (full quote)
  Savvy? (full quote)
  You're not a eunuch, are you? (full quote)
  but why is the rum gone (full quote)
  Parlay, I invoke the right of parlay, according to the code set down by the brotherin, pirates Morgan and Barthlomew you have to take me to your captain. (full quote)
  Gibbs: Take what you can! Jack: Give nothin' back! Natasha the # 1 FAN! (full quote)
  Gibbs: Take what you can! Jack: Give nothin' back! (full quote)
  Barbosa: Why, thank-you Jack! Jack: You're welcome. Barbosa: Not you, we named the monkey Jack. (full quote)
  It's a shilling to tie up your boat and i'd also need to know your name What do you say to 3 shillings and we forget the name Welcome to port royal mr.smith (full quote)
  jack: why is the rum gone ?!!!Elizabeth: 1 It is a vile drink that turns the most respectable men into scondrels and 2 that signal is a thousand feet high the intier royal navy is out looking for me do you think that they wont see it ???? jack : ......but why is the rum gone??! (full quote)
  When the monkey returns with the gold medalion.... Cpt Barbosa: Thank-You Jack. Jack: Don't Mention it. Cpt Barbose: Oh Not You....We Named The Monkey Jack. (full quote)
  what YE SAY TO THREE SHILLINGS AND WE FORGET THE NAME. (full quote)
  You could keep doing that forever, that dog is never going to move. (full quote)
  1. I must admit Jack I thought I had you figured but your a hard man to predict. 2. No me I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishones. Honestly it's the honest ones you have watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid. (full quote)
  welcome to the carribean luv (full quote)
  Will: You cheated. Jack: Pirate! (full quote)
  When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one thing - im Captain Jack Sparrow! (full quote)
  Jack: Who makes all these? Will: I do, and I practice with them three hours a day. Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice with them three hours a day is that you've already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooeing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? (full quote)
  Will: This is either mad or brillance. Jack: Remarkable how much those two coinside. (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood boy so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? (full quote)
  Dead man tell no tells (full quote)
  Dead man tell no tells (full quote)
  Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. (full quote)
  Please wont you please let me suck your cock (full quote)
  Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest one's you have to look out for, because you never know when one of them will do something STUPID. (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow - They do what's right by them. Can't expect more than that. (full quote)
  Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it. (full quote)
  Begun by blood.... by blood undone. - Barbossa (full quote)
  Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?- Captain Jack Sparrow (full quote)
  When you marooned me on that God-forsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing, mate- I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. (full quote)
  Welcome to the Caribbean love! (full quote)
  not to worry, Elizabeth's safe just like i promised, she's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you, you get to die for her just like you promised.so we're all men of our word really...except for Elizabeth...who is infact a woman (full quote)
  well i can't bring this ship in all by my onesies (full quote)
  Captin Jack Sparrow: Now bring me that horizon....... Na da da da da da da da da da da and really bad eggs, drink up me hearties yo ho! (full quote)
  Midget: Jack owes us a ship! (full quote)
  Mr. Gibbs: I feel a change in the wind says I. (full quote)
  Will: So this is your able bodied crew! (full quote)
  But you'r the govenors daughter *thats for you Bonni Ellen* (full quote)
  Elizabeth : That's it then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. Jack : Welcome to the Caribbean, luv. (full quote)
  But wheres the rum gone?!? (full quote)
  You need to get yourselve a girl mate. (full quote)
  your not a unic,are you? (full quote)
  I can't breathe! (full quote)
  I knew you would warm up to me. If you could please give me back my things. And my hat. -they hand his stuff to Elizabeth- If you could, please. -Jack smiles- You're despicable. Sticks and stones love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're sqared. And now gentlemen, you will remember this as the day you almost caunt Captain Jack Sparrow. (full quote)
  You best start beleiving in ghost stories, Miss Turner...you're in one! (full quote)
  Jack: Who makes all these??? Will: I do, and I practice with them 3 hours a day. Jack: You need to find your self a girl mate. Or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is you found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet... You're not a eunich are you? Will: I practice three hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! (full quote)
  She's safe like I promised, She's going to marry Nottingham like she promised and you're about to die for her like you promised... So we're all men of our word... except Elizabeth who is, in fact a women. (full quote)
  And then they made me their chief.... (full quote)
  1:I s'pose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp. 2:No, no, not at all by all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait to lift the curse… until the opportune moment. For instance...after you've killed Norrington's men... every…last…one. 3:You've been planning this from the beginning. Ever since you learned my name. 2:Yeah. 1:I want fifty percent of your plunder. 2:Fifteen. 1:Forty. 2:Twenty-five. And I'll buy you the hat, a really big one, Commodore. (full quote)
  1: Jack, you should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. It's bad luck. 2:Ah, fortunately, I know how to counter it.... The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. 1: Aye, that'll about do it.... Blast I'm already awake! 3: That was for the smell. (full quote)
  1: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade! The rum! 2: Yes the rum is gone. 1: Why is the rum gone? 2: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. And two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it? 1:But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  but why is the rum gone??? (full quote)
  So that you all know, it's EUNUCH not uric, unic, or tunic. a EUNUCH is a man who's testicles do not work, and is incapable of producing sperm to please. That being said, here's the quote: Jack: Who makes all these? Will: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day. Jack: You need to get yourself a girl mate. Or maybe it is that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will: I practice with them three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill him. (full quote)
  The deepest circle in hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineer's (full quote)
  The man who did the waking bought the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks, while listening to a proposition made by the man who did the waking. -Jack Sparrow (full quote)
  Why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  Jack: Who makes all these? Will: I do... and i practice with them... three hours a day. Jack: you need to find youreslf a girl mate. *fights* Jack: or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is because you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of whooing said strumpet. Will: the reason I practice three hours a day is so that when I meet a pirate. I can kill it! Jack: ah (full quote)
  Orlando: arg swish swish buckle buckle! (bloopers) (full quote)
  Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell i swear on pain of death i will take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. (full quote)
  That is ofcourse unless you new you wouldn't beleive the truth even if he told it to you. (full quote)
  Will:Wheres elizabeth?! Jack:She's safe, just like i promised, she's all set to marry norington just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. so.... we're all men of our words really, except for elizabeth who is infact... a woman. (full quote)
  stop playing with my hoohaa you're gonna break it! (full quote)
  this is a website for movie quotes, not exclaiming your love for jonny depp. sure, it was a good movie, but theres no need for it. this movie already has 765+ quotes. (full quote)
  You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil, that Hell itself spat him back out? (full quote)
  Jack: Or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is because your uncapable of wooing said strumpet...your not a eunich are you? (full quote)
  You should start believing in Stories Miss Turner, you're in one! (full quote)
  Jack- The food, the shelter- the rum! Elizabeth- Yes, the rum is gone. Jack- Why's the rum gone?! (full quote)
  that signal is over 1000 feed high! the entire royal davy is out looking for me do you really think that there is any chance that they wont see it!? (full quote)
  But why is all the rum gone (full quote)
  Elizabeth- You like pain? Try wearing a corset! (full quote)
  You need to find yourself a girl mate.Or the reason you practice 3 times a day is you already found a girl and are encapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? The reason I practice 3 times a day is so when I meet a pirate I can kill it! (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it! (full quote)
  Elizabeth Turner: French women must have learned not to breath. (full quote)
  ello poppett (full quote)
  I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. (full quote)
  1:Will you be saving her then? 2:I can't swim! 1:Pride of the kings navy you are. Do not lose these. (full quote)
  That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship. (full quote)
  TIM: This girl how far are you willing to go to save her.JOHN: I'd die for her. TIM: Oh good no worries then (full quote)
  Jack:I mean, I am dishonest.And you can always trust the dishonest ones to be dishonest,honestly.I mean,its the honest ones you have to watch.They could honestly do something incredibly...stupid. (full quote)
  Commador:A gun with one bullet,A compass that doesn't point north, [checks his sword]and I half expected it to be made of wood.You are without the doubt the WORST pirate I've ever heard of! Jack Sparrow:Ah,[holds up cuffed hands]but you've heard of me! (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow: Sticks an' Stones, love.I saved your life and you saved mine.We're square. (full quote)
  Where's Elizabeth? She's safe just liek I promised, and she's going to marry norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really. Except Elizabeth who is in fact a woman. (full quote)
  Guard1: You've seen a ship with black sails that is crewed by the damned and captaind by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Guard2: No. But I have seen a ship with black sails. Guard1: Oh, so no ship that isn't crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell spat him back out couldn't possibly have black sails so couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what your saying? Guard2: (nods) No. Guard1: As I was saying, there isn't a real ship that can--HEY!!! Hey you!! Get away from there! (full quote)
  Captain Barbossa: I am disinclined to aquehest your request. (full quote)
  I know those guns... (full quote)
  Jack: For having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one... sprung a man from a prison cell.... comandeered one of the royal navy's ships... and, you're completely obsessed with treasure. Will: that's not true. I am not completely obsessed with treasure. Jack: ( peers over boulder in cave entrance, both men observe scene. Elizabeth and Barbossa standing by chest of cortez, egging on pirates) Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate... (full quote)
  Barbossa: Thanks to ye, we now have the final piece. Elisabeth: And the blood to be repaid...? Barbossa: That's why there's no sense to be killin' you......yet! Apple? (full quote)
  Barbossa: Thanks to ye, we now have the final piece. Elisabeth: And the blood to be repaid...? Barbossa: That's why there's no sense to be killin' you......yet! Apple? (full quote)
  Barbossa: Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are... we are not among the living, and so we cannot die..but niether are we alive. For too long i've been starving to death, and haven't died...too long, my thirst has gone unquenched. I feel nothing.. not the wind on my face, not the spray of the sea. Not the warmth of a womans flesh... You best start believin' in ghost stroies, miss turner... you're in one! (full quote)
  Norrington: I apologise if this sounds a bit forward, but i must speak my mind..this.. promotion.. (pause) throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved...the marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, elisabeth... Elisabeth: I can't breathe! Norrington: I know.. i'm a bit nerous myself... (full quote)
  Dockmanager: hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock! (both turn to see the sinking mast head) And i shall need to know your name. Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name? Dockmanager: (giving sparrow a bewildered look) Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith. (full quote)
  (Two soldiers tumble down prison stairs)Twigg: This ain't the armory! Other pirate:well, well, well. Look what we have here. Captain Jack Sparrow. (spits noisily) Twigg: last time i saw you, you were all alone on that godforsaken isalnd, shrinkin' into the distance. (to pirate) 'Is Fortunes aren't improvon' much, are they? Sparrow: Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. Pirate: (thrusts bony hand into cell, grasping Jack by the neck) Sparrow: So there is a curse. That's interesting.. Pirate: you know nothing of hell. (releases jack roughly, leaves) Sparrow: (studies bone) very interesting. (full quote)
  Soldier (can't remember name!) : This dock is off limits to civilians! Jack: Terribly sorry. If I see one, I shall inform you immediatly. (tries to walk off, soldiers block him) Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to do up at the fort, ay? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians! Jack: (trys to dodge soldiers again) well, It's a fine goal to be sure, but it seems to me.... Soldier: ay! Jack: ...that a ship like that (gestures to The Dauntless) makes this one here a bit superflous, really. Soldier: Oh, She's the power of these waters, for sure. But there's no ship as can match the Intercepter for speed. Jack: I've heard of one. It's supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl? Soldier: (laughs) No, no it's not. The Black Pearls' not a real ship. Murtogg: (pause, turns to look at soldier) Yes it is, i've seen it! Soldier: (laughs again) You've seen it..? Murtogg: Yes, I have! Soldier: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Murtogg: No, but I have seen a ship with black sails! Soldier: Oh! And no ship that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, and therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what you're saying? Murtogg: (smiles) No! Soldier: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Intercepter...(looks around, Jack has gone. Then, spotting him on the Dauntless) Ay! (Both soldiers clamber aboard the Dauntless) Soldier: You! Get away from there! Jack: I'm sorry. It's just such a pretty boat...Ship! Soldier: What's (full quote)
  Will: we're going to steal that ship? Jack: Comandeer. We're going to comandeer... that ship. Nautical term. Just so we know or there's no use going.. how far are you willing to go to get this girl? Will: I'd die for her! Jack: Oh good! No worries then. (full quote)
  Will: we're going to steal that ship? Jack: Comandeer. We're going to comandeer... that ship. Nautical term. Just so we know or there's no use going.. how far are you willing to go to get this girl? Will: I'd die for her! Jack: Oh good! No worries then. (full quote)
  Pintel: She wants to be taken to the captain! Elizabeth: I would like to talk to your captai- (slapped by pirate) Pirate: You will speak when spoken to! Barbossa: (appearing from behind, grabs pirates' hand) And ye will not lay a hand on those under the protection of Parley. (forces down pirates' hand) Elizabeth: I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal. Barbossa: (chuckles) There were a lot of long words in there, missy. We're not but humble pirates! (laughs quietly) What is it that you want? Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back. (Crew laughs. After pause, she strides over to the railing, dangling the medallion over the water) Very well, I'll drop it! Barbossa: Gosh, what a lot that bit of shine matters to us! Why? Elizabeth: It's what you've been searching for! I saw this ship eight years ago on the crossing from England! Barbossa: Did you now? (pause) Elizabeth: Very well, I'll drop it! (chain slips through her fingers, the crew jumps forward) Ohh...... Barbossa: (chuckles uneasily) You have a name missy? Elizabeth: Elizabeth.....Turner. I'm a maid in the governor's household. Barbossa: (turning to crew with an eerie expression) Miss TURNER.....(whispering among the crew) Pintel: (turns to Raghetti) Bootstrap! Barbossa: Very well miss Turner, hand over the medallion, we'll turn your town to our rudder and ne'er return. (Elizabeth drops the medallion into his hand. Barbossa gives it to the monkey and walks off) Elizabeth: Our bargain? (full quote)
  My apologies, friend.. you've no manner of luck at all. (full quote)
  Will: You there, Sparrow! Jack: aye? Will: You are familiar with that ship, the Black Pearl? Jack: I've heard of it... Will: Where does it make berth? Jack: Where does it make berth? Have you not heard the stories? (full quote)
  welcome abord the black pearl miss turner (full quote)
  Pintel: You're supposed to be dead! Jack: Am I not? (turns to leave, cornered by pirates, both sides aiming pistols at him) Paoo. Paool. Par. sleyparsley. Parsnip. Parly. Paa- Raghetti: Parley? Jack: That's the one! Parley! Pintel: Damn to the depths whatever mudhead thought of Parley! Jack: That would be the French. (full quote)
  Jack: (removes sailors hat) Annamaria! (she slaps him) Will: I suppose you didn't deserve that? Jack: That I deserved.. Annamaria: You stole my BOAT! (slaps him again) Jack: Borrowed! Borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back. Annamaria: (raises a threatening finger) But you didn't! Jack: Well, i'll get you another one! A better one! Will: That one! (gestures to the Dauntless) Jack: What one? (sees ship) Aye, That one. What say you? Crew: AYE! (full quote)
  *Jack throws water over Gibb* Mr Gibb:It's bad luck to wake a man while he's sleeping! Jack: fortunately i know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who did the sleeping a drink, while the man who did the sleeping listens to a proposition from the man who did the waking! Mr Gibb: that'll about do it! *Will throws water over Gibb* Mr Gibb: IM ALREADY AWAKE!!!! Will: that was for the smell! (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone! (full quote)
  1) Where's Elizabeth? 2) She's safe, as I promised. She's all set to marry Noriton like she promised. And you get to die for her like you promised. So where all men of our word really execpt for Elizabeth who is a women. 3) Shut-up! (full quote)
  Elizibeth, it would have never worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. (full quote)
  your gonna need a bigger boat than that (full quote)
  You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure. (full quote)
  Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. (full quote)
  What are you doing? You burnt all the food, the shade...the rum... (full quote)
  But why is the rum gone? (full quote)
  Sparrow: Who makes all these? Turner: I do! And I practice three hours a day with them. Sparrow: You've got to find yourself a girl mate. Or you practice three hours a day because you can't woo such strompers. Turner: I pracice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate I can kill it. (full quote)
  Sparrow: Who makes all these? Turner: I do! And I practice three hours a day with them. Sparrow: You've got to find yourself a girl mate. Or you practice three hours a day because you are incapable of wooing such strompers. Turner: I pracice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate I can kill it. (full quote)
  Sparrow: Have I threaten you before? (full quote)
  I think we've all arrived at a very special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically. (full quote)
  Elizabeth:Ya like pain? try wearin' a corset! (full quote)
  Welcome to the Caribbean. (full quote)
  well, women in london must have learned not to breathe!! (full quote)
  Where's Elizabeth? She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norington just like she promised. And you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman. (full quote)
  I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request......means no. (full quote)
  Jack Sparrow (to Royal Navymen): ... and then they made me their chief. (full quote)
  jack sparrow: NO! nO! not good! what are you doing? you burned all the FOOD! the SHADE! THE RUM! elizabeth swann:yes the rum is gone. jack sparrow: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!! [mimaking elzabeths quote earlyer] IT must ahve been horrible jack to be trapped on this island...jacl it mus..WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!! [spots ship] its going to be hard to live after this... (full quote)
  So Tecnicly, we are all men of our word. Accept for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. (full quote)
1454 Then they made me their chief (full quote)
1454 A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around. (full quote)
1454 1-You Cheated. 2-Pirate! (full quote)
Paul_Lvr_18 Will: You cheated. 'Captain' Jack: Pirate.. (full quote)
Paul_Lvr_18 Sticks and stones, luv.. I saved your life, you save mine.. We're square. (full quote)
10053 You've burnt all the food, the shade, THE RUM!!!! (full quote)
18805 1: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? 2: Yeah, and no lies! 3: Well then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out. 2: I said no lies! 1: I think he's telling the truth... (full quote)
19580 Captain! Captain Jack Sparrow! (full quote)
19580 And Will...nice hat! (full quote)
JenniferJayde She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
Vee I guess there's something high and fancy to do up in the fort, ay? How could it be that two fine gentlemen like yourselves did not marriage an invitation? (full quote)
35138 She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So, in the end, we're all men of our word...except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman. (full quote)
35138 You like pain? Try wearing a corset!! (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship. Elizabeth: But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? So we can escape in the same way you did then. Jack Sparrow: To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice - unlikely - young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him. Elizabeth: But you're Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time? (full quote)
35712 Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith ? Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies. Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out! Murtogg: I said no lies! Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender. (full quote)
35712 Barbossa: I feel... cold. (full quote)
35712 [Protesting Jack's arrest] Elizabeth: Pirate or not this man saved my life. Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him. (full quote)
35712 [Barbossa pulls the bloody dagger from his chest.] Barbossa: I'm curious. after killing me what is it you're planning on doing next? (full quote)
35712 Pintel: 'Ello, poppet. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: You know, for having suck a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and your completely obsessed with treasure. (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and your completely obsessed with treasure. (full quote)
35712 Prisoner: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: I know those guns. It's the Pearl! Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for nearly ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack Sparrow: No survivors... Then where do the stories come from I wonder? (full quote)
35712 Jack Sparrow: [upon seeing Elizabeth plunge into the ocean] Will you be saving her then? Mullroy: I can't swim! [Jack looks at Murtogg... no he won't do either] Jack Sparrow: Pride of the King's navy you are. Do not lose these! (full quote)
35712 Mullroy: Not breathing! Jack Sparrow: Move! [Jack slits the ties on Elizabeth's corset and rips it off, causing Elizabeth to regain consciousness, and spit out a lot of water] Mullroy: Never would have though of that. Jack Sparrow: Clearly you've never been to Singapore. (full quote)
35856 do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? (full quote)
35856 ..impersonating a cleric of the english church... (full quote)
35888 If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. (full quote)
35888 Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. (full quote)
35888 Even the right decision made for the wrong reason can be a wrong decision. (full quote)
35888 Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never can predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid! (full quote)
35888 -We're gonna steal a ship. That ship? -Comandeer. We're gonna comandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business, boy. There's no use going. This girl.. How far are you willing to go to save her? -I'd die for her. -Oh, good. No worries then. (full quote)
36501 Well, isn't that interesting.That curse seeming to be so useful, I decided to get one all to myself. (full quote)
36501 Don't dare impugn my honor, boy! I agreed she'd go free, but it was you who failed to specify when nor where! (full quote)
37094 We could use a ship. The fact is I was going to not tell Barbossa about bloody Will in exchange for a ship because as long as he didn't know about bloody Will I had something to bargain with. Which now no one has, thanks to bloody stupid Will. (full quote)
40654 But...why's the rum gone?! (full quote)
40690 Will Turner: Where is Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman. (full quote)
40690 Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never -Jack (full quote)
40690 Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal . Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you really want? Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never return. Barbossa: I'm disinclined to aquesce to your request... means no. (full quote)
40690 Jack: Mr. Cotton . Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton ! Answer me! Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one’s yet figured how... Jack: Mr. Cotton 's... parrot. Same question. Parrot: Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails! Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.' Jack: O’course it does. [to Will ] Satisfied? Will: Well, you’ve proved they're mad. (full quote)
40690 Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgement Day and trumpets sound? Jack: Or you could surrender. (full quote)
40690 Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians. Jack: I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. (full quote)
40690 Will: This is either madness or brilliance. Jack:Remarkable how often those two traits coincide (full quote)
40690 Wherever we want to go, that's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel, and a hull, and a deck and the sails that's what a ship needs. But what a ship is...what the Black Pearl really is, is freedom. -Jack (full quote)
40690 Will: We’re going to steal a ship. That ship? Jack: Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business boy, or there’s no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her? Will: I’d die for her. Jack: Oh, good. No worries, then. (full quote)
41574 Sticks and stones love. i saved your life you saved mine. (full quote)
42999 #1. You have to be the worst pirate I have ever heard of. #2. Yeah, But you have heard of me. (full quote)
43367 Excellent work, Mr. Brown. You've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive. (full quote)
43884 Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. (full quote)
43884 You're not a eunuch are you? (full quote)
44035 Couldn't resist mate (full quote)
44339 I love weddings! Drinks all around! (full quote)
46960 what do you have to lose? Nothing I'd lament being rid of. (full quote)
47521 Welcome to the Caribbean. (full quote)
cptdad I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no. (full quote)
Spider121587 --Oh.. and no ship that's not crude by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails and therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what your saying? --No. (full quote)
DRKLDY *Song* And really bad eggs. (full quote)
knightmare if you waiting for the opportune moment... that was it:) (full quote)
acurafool 1) This dock is off-limits to civilians. ... 2) I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. (full quote)
mgoc11 Me, I'm just a dishonest man and a dishonest man you always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they will do something incredibly stupid. (full quote)
emohotness Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? I'm standing over there with them! (full quote)
kryssy_tina007 But Why Is The Rum Gone?! (full quote)
FutureHunter94 1) And Really Bad Eggs. Drink Up Me Hearites, Yo Ho. (full quote)
ngarr118 Quiet, missy. Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don't want to go bringing them down on us now, do you? (full quote)
ngarr118 Mr. Gibbs, that will do. (full quote)
ngarr118 She was singing about pirates! Bad luck to be singing about pirates with is mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words. (full quote)
ngarr118 It's bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even a miniature one. (full quote)
ngarr118 I think it's be rather exciting to meet a pirate. (full quote)
ngarr118 I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag get what he deserves. (full quote)
littlemissbree you best start believing in ghost stories, you're in one! (full quote)