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Bad Boys II - 2003 Movie Quotes

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10929 We ride together. We die together. (full quote)
10929 I was at a family barbeque. (full quote)
10929 --What are you? A cop or a model? --Hey, don't hate the player. Hate the game. --I hate the tailor. (full quote)
10929 --Did you see that? --They're throwing cars at us. How could I not see that? (full quote)
10929 I realized God sent you here to test me. (full quote)
10929 Bad Boys for life. (full quote)
10929 Gentlemen, what is your job description? I'll tell ya. Tactical Narcotics Team. (full quote)
  we ride together we die to gether bad boys for life (full quote)
  nigga u atleast thirty (full quote)
31851 dan marino should definetly get this car.. not this one ima fuck this one up but he should get one like this (full quote)
31851 so when u start golfin (full quote)
31851 white power!!!!! (full quote)
Vee Ever been with a man? do you want to? (full quote)
Vee Mike there these two rats fuckin', man! They fuck JUST like us!! (full quote)
31851 whoosah (full quote)
31851 you a virgin? ye sir... good keep it dat way aint gon b no fuckin tonight (full quote)
31851 how old is you? ...15 nigga you atleast thirty (full quote)
31851 oh you wanna talk o ok ghead ....they cant hear you cuz they still shootin at you (full quote)
31851 i cant get an erection (full quote)
31851 now dats how you sposed to shoot (full quote)
31851 bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do watcha gonna do whenwe come for you (full quote)
  I like this fish. Its a nice fish. Its got big fucking eyes, but I still like this fish. (full quote)
  I've got the commisioner so far up my ass that if he spits, its comin' out my mouth. (full quote)
31574 Damn righ boys, It's da niggras! (full quote)
31574 Call the wife and tell her I'm on my way. (he finally gets an erection after taking some X) (full quote)
  if your not back here by 10:00 o'clock then im goona go look for you and theres going to be some chity chity bang bang going down. (full quote)
31851 and you two motherfuckas need jesus (full quote)
31851 i like tis fish its a nice fish ig fuckin eyes but a nice fish (full quote)
31851 call the wife tell her im on THE way (full quote)
31851 this aint gay shit its man shit (full quote)
31851 whosein my house?! the devil.. the devil aint welcome here.... you gotta say you the devil in his house? (full quote)
  Dont you got a Ricky Martin concert to go to? (full quote)
  Its Low Tide, dont you have some relatives to pick up? (full quote)
  Marcus: oh oh now i'm the Miami PD, i'm not yer brother no more? oh know what? i'mma tell momma (full quote)
  LUDACRIS (full quote)
  Man if this was my car I'd be pissed! (full quote)
30916 Mike there's two rats fuckin up here! He's straight pile-drivin' that shit! They fuck just like us! (full quote)
30916 I got so much brass up my ass right now i could be playin the Star Spangled Banner! (full quote)
30916 You a big Ludacris lookin mutha fucka! Move nigga get out tha way, get out tha way nigga get out the way! (full quote)
30916 Man if this was my car I'd be pissed! (full quote)
  hey isn't it low tide..... ya it is...... well shouldn't you two be goin to pick up your relatives (full quote)
  Oh No i hear them Bad Boys Commin Cant stop noe gotta continune my rinnin' (full quote)
  whoose top cop now? (full quote)
  his fuckin head fell off (full quote)
  uh-oh its da nigros (full quote)
  o it hit da meat it aint nowhere near da hole (full quote)
  nah dats scarface in there (full quote)
  You a ludacris lookin mutha fucka aren't ya? (full quote)
  Mike: You ever made love to a man? Reggie: No Sir Mike: Do you want to? (full quote)
  Tactical Narcotics Unit, the key word being tactical (full quote)
  They can't here you because they're still shooting at you!!! (full quote)
  Isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on! (full quote)
  your partners a cocky nigga. no why cant he just be cocky he gotta be a nigga too (full quote)
  your partners a cocky nigga. now why cant he just be cocky he gotta be a nigga too (full quote)
  your partners a cocky nigga he cant just be a cop he got to be a nigga too (full quote)
  whoa! whoa! i am way too unstable for this shit. stop the god damn movement (full quote)
  whooo! that puckered up my butthole (full quote)
  Some people are just like a fucking nat at a bbq, just bothering the fuck out of you (full quote)
  marcus its dan marino! hey! back up (full quote)
  we have our rights! why dont you exercise your right to shut the fuck up (full quote)
  im not angry except when you keep saying you're angry that shit is fucking annoying. like a nat at a bbq just buggin the fuck out of me. (full quote)
  that's a nice fish. big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish (full quote)
  you go to therapy to get your issues worked out not bang your therapist (full quote)
  4900 if you want to fuck with me again you can find yourself another chump (full quote)
  Now dont be kissin around the land mines.. ah no no no could u plz tell them that that is some dangerous shit they doin (full quote)
  we are some black bad ass mother fuckers (full quote)
  Dont hate the player, hate the game (full quote)
  ~I can't believe you guys. Do you both wake up in the morning, call eachother up. Good morning Marcus, Good morning Mike. How you doing? Aight! So how we gonna fuck up the captians life today? Dje I don't know. Look over there, lets kill three fat people and leave them on the street. ~Heey, they were dead before we ran over them. ~ It doesn't matter weter they were dead or not god dammed! Everytime you leave a corps on the street. I!!! Have to get these forensic corner guys come in to see what happend. Then I gotta get detectives. See detecting shit. Then I gotta the forensic guys to stick them back in the fuckin bag!!!! (full quote)
  -Mike your like an enigma -Yeah i could see that (full quote)
  what you gonna doe when we come for you (full quote)
  Mike: Captain these are not normal corpses. Captain: If i threw you..out of a speeding ice truck and then ran over your wouldnt be normal either. (full quote)
  Man i said all dat, and all you heard was titties (full quote)
  Ah nah it's the Nigras! (full quote)
  Ah nah it's the Nigras! (full quote)
  how old is you? 15. Shit nigga, you least 30! (full quote)
  i need to know man if a crackhead pop up behind me with a nine u gonna cook tht fool yah i shoot him in the kneecap so ur crackhead gonna have a busted knee cap and im gonna be in a body bag (full quote)
  im not saying i shot you in the ass but damn someone shot you in the ass (full quote)
  Who dere? Who in MY house? It's da devil1. The devil is not welcome -- HERRE! (full quote)
  Damn someone shot you in the ass (full quote)
  - (full quote)
  Marcus: How old is you? Reggie: 15. Marcus: Mothafucka, ya look 30. LATER Mike: How old are you? Reggie: 15. Mike: Shit nigga, you at least 30. (full quote)
  This right here, is what the fucks wrong with you (full quote)
  (pointing gun at redgie) move nigga get out the way, see you on the highway, get the fuck out of MY way (full quote)
  what i did to your ass last night well im sorry, it fuckin hurt man! (full quote)
  Thats a nice fish. Big fuckin eyes, nice fuckin fish. (full quote)
  white power, white power....BLUE POWER MOTHER F'R (full quote)
  this is a nice fish, big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish. (full quote)
  what ima do with this big ole dead titties (full quote)
  That was foolish, and reckless. I'm telling mommy, this shit is definitley leaking out. (full quote)
  Now show 'em your badge (full quote)
  Marcus: Please can't we just talk? Why we gotta come up in here shootin? Mike: Oh you want to talk. Ok, well talk. Marcus: We just want to ask you a few questions! Mike: They can't hear you because they too busy shootin at you!! (full quote)
  what happened? I dont know mama he just shot himself. You better write a nice letter to his mama. (full quote)
  Mike my ass still hurts from what u did to it last night well u no i got caught up in the moment and shit got crazy. Mike i cant even get an erection Mom whats an erection? Allright thtas cool cause we partners but we we're partners w/ boundries. So we're gonna take a box and in it we'll put the word flacet, my mothers tities and ur erection problem and we're gonna lock this bitch up and throw this mother fucker in the ocean. And the only way u can get to it is if ur mother fuckin Jock Custow. (full quote)
  oh you wanna talk o ok go ahead i jus wanna say we're not imagration! they cant hear you cuz they still shootin at you. (full quote)
  blue power motha fucker (full quote)
  That mother fucker flipped! (full quote)
  This fuckin punk thinks he can die in my club (full quote)
  This fuckin punk thinks he can die in my club (full quote)
  i see such things in my country everyday. Its gotta b some stupid cuban tradition to put him in a tortilla box (full quote)
  i think i found ur problem ya'll are a bunch of filthy mother fuckers (full quote)
  Mike- See that's that bullshit I always be talkin about. Marcus- Mike, The muthafuckin head fell off! (full quote)
  Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her! -Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job? They Fuck just like us. (full quote)
A-Boynix 1.Captain, remember your pressure points. 2.ooosssaaa (full quote)
3225 1) Wanna see his gun? Bang bang *gun goes off* Oops sorry 2) Fuckin bitches! (full quote)
3225 Thirty nine hundred dollars!!!!! (full quote)
6650 Did you just call me a tick? (full quote)
10537 It's a doughnut. It's a medical thing. (full quote)
30916 Ooopsy Daisy...It's the niggras! (full quote)
30916 Now that's how you sposed ta shoot! From now on...that's how you shoot! (full quote)
30916 We ride together, we die together....BAD BOYS FOR life (full quote)
31851 i want you to find those black putas de mierdas (full quote)
31851 uh-oh its da nigras (full quote)
31851 isnt it low tide? dont u have some relatives to pck up (full quote)
31851 whose top cop now? (full quote)
31851 his fuckin head fell off mike! (full quote)
31851 i knowmy rights!!!! (full quote)
Gail I don't know you but you look like you about to do something stupid. .... I'm in. (full quote)
34604 Mike: wait i think i found the wait its just his kidney (full quote)
36602 We're gonna take your erections and my mom's tits and we're gonna throw that shit in the gotta be Jacque Cousteau to find that shit! (full quote)
41212 chitty chitty bang bang nigga (full quote)
  brian is a loser (full quote)
  Me and my partner we're from the miami tandom dance team and we're thinkin of going national (full quote)
  aint gon b no fuckin tonight (full quote)
  DYLAN SUCKS (full quote)
  BRIAN HAS NO life (full quote)
  YEA HE DOES AND HES cool (full quote)
  woosah...woosah....woosah mother fucker (full quote)
  Sid, cancel the damn cable. (full quote)
  You wanna know what would be real fuckin helpful Marcus? Just shut the fuck up and let me drive, lets try that. (full quote)
  this movie rocks bad boys bad boys what you guna do you cant run you cant hide theyll just track you down force you to do nsomething what ener they say you should do it or your done for it there mite be alittle sex i fergot. (full quote)
  Can I get you a bucket of extra criispy and a couple of cream sodas? (full quote)
  thats a nice fish. big fucking eyes but a nice fucking fish (full quote)
  call the wife and tell her im on THE way!!! - by jy molloy (full quote)
  Marcus: Mike have some decency cover her titties up. Mike: what Im gon do wit these big ass dead titties. Marcus: But ya lookin (full quote)
  Vargas and Reyes: Uhh we were thinkin about orderin lunch, what should we put you down for a bucket of chicken and a couple grape sodas. Mike and Marcus: Hahaha a couple of grape sodas. Isn't it low tides, yeah i think it is don't you got some relatives to pickup. Vargas and Reyes: Why you always gotta go racial. (full quote)
  Mike the mothafuckin the head fell off (full quote)
  fern shui feeling (full quote)
  Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though. (full quote)
  Twenty-two cars and a boat!!! How did you sink a boat?! (full quote)
10929 --Is this still Plan B? --No, this is definitely Plan C! (full quote)
10929 Everything in this house is broken. (full quote)
10929 Dead man on the hood! (full quote)
13284 I KEPT the warranty! (full quote)
13284 THAT'S how you shoot! From NOW on, THAT'S how you shoot! (full quote)
13284 Captain: Do you two call each other up on the phone every morning? (imitates Mike and Marcus) Good morning, Marcus! Good morning, Mike! How ya doin? A'ight! So, how we gonna fuck up the captain's life today? I don't know, I don't know, wait, let's kill three fat people and run them over in the street! (full quote)
13284 Man, if this was my car, I'd be PISSED!!! (full quote)
13284 Mike, you go to therapy to work out your issues, not to bang your therapist. (full quote)
13284 Mike and Marcus singing: Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? (Marcus starts a rap that's unintelligible) Mike: Dude, you gotta know the words. Marcus: We usually go straight for the chorus. (full quote)
13284 1. Wait! What...What...What are you doin, man? 2. That's my bad. 1. Shoot outside! (full quote)
13284 I told Mama about your Cubano boyfriend, he ain't invited to Christmas dinner. (full quote)
13284 what the hell is going on in here? Son, how did this porno crap get into MY STORE? what the hell is this? (full quote)
13284 1. Who dat in my house? 2. I'm the devil, who's asking? 1. The devil is not welcome HERE! 3. You got the nerve to call yourself the devil in his house? Shit! (full quote)
13284 1. We're not immigration! 2.(angrily) They can't hear you cause they still shootin! (full quote)
13284 1. Dead suspects can't say shit. 2. Well, it seems like live suspects can't say shit either. (full quote)
13284 NOW show them your badge! (full quote)
13284 1. Is this still Plan B? 2. No, this is DEFINITELY Plan C! (full quote)
13284 Hey! We're Americans! We're Americans! I pay my motherfucking taxes! (full quote)
13284 (ending scenes) 1. Hey, Syd, Mike says you ain't shit! 2. Now why would you spout off some crazy shit like that? (full quote)
13284 1. You ARE angry, it's okay. 2. I'm not angry, except when you keep telling me I'm NOT angry. And that shit's just fucking annoying, like a fucking gnat at a barbecue. 1. Now I want you to say, 'I'm angry, I will control my anger. I love myself. Whoosah.' 2. I don't understand what the fuck you talkin about. 1. (calmly) Yes, you do know what the fuck I'm talking about. (full quote)
13284 1. THAT shit is funny! 2.(thrashing around and screaming) Thirty-nine hundred dollars! Thirty-nine hundred! (full quote)
45511 Shit just got real. (full quote)
Pookie Gentlemen what is your job description? No you two, what is your job description? I'll tell you: Tactical Narcotics Team. Keyword:Tactical. A certain finese and sutlety in achieving the goal. Tell me gentlemen what was sutle about your work today? [a car blows up on the tv screen] (full quote)
Pookie The Captain:OK. Well I have learned that there's always two sides to a story so what's yours? Marcus: Well I was at a family barbeque- Mike:We got a tip that the Haitains were going to pull a hit on the leading X-man Marcus:X-man, that's what they call Ectasy dealers. The Captain:Marcus, I know, th-that's why I'm captain. It's OK. So you got the money? [Mike shakes his head] The Captain:Oh OK, no money. Then you got the drugs? [Mike shakes his head again] The Captain:No drugs. well then who's this X-man? Mike:We're not sure yet. The Captain:You don't know? Then all that(refering to the mess they made on the highway)was for nothing? Marcus:Captain, I was at a family barbeque. (full quote)
Pookie Mike:You OK? Marcus:Motherfucker you shot me in the ass Mike:Who shot you? Marcus:Who? That who would be you Mike:I shot you? Well I ain't saying a didn't shoot you, I mean I was shooting, I was doing a lot of shooting. I ain't saying a shot you neither- Damn! Someone shot you in the ass! (full quote)
Pookie KKK Man:your cop nigger is a cocky son-of-a-bitch Marcus:Now see Mister was that necessary? He can't just be a cop he got to be a nigger to? (full quote)
Pookie Mike:What you want? Basketball tickets? I can get you any game. Guy at the computer:Lakers. Courtside seats. Marcus:Man courtside, with them thick ass glasses he can see the game from the parking lot. (full quote)
Pookie Marino:Let me know how she runs. Marcus:Oh he gone test drive the shit out of this. (full quote)
Pookie Syd:Why don't you just tell him about New York? Marcus:Tell me what about New York. Mike:...Remember I had went New York?...and it was like Syd...I had ran...She ran into me and I was like...Wassup...and she was hungry...she had was grouper...I had some chicken...and remember how I was supposed to come back? I didn't. I stayed and- Syd:We went out on a date. Five dates and now we're seeing each other. (full quote)
galletje Oh damn, it's the niggras (full quote)