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Freaky Friday - 2003 Movie Quotes


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  You do it you ol' fart! (full quote)
  Cookie? (full quote)
  Grandpa, will you please pass me the milk?.....Grandpa, will you please pass me the milk?...GRANDPA (shakes the table)WILL YOU PLEASE PASS ME THE MILK!?! (full quote)
  Fun Sucker! (full quote)
  Tess:Nice Bike. Anna: what?!. Tess: It's not like ive ever been on it before...im not allowed. (full quote)
  sometimes we search for things that are right in front of us (full quote)
5033 If I'm Harry do I have to wear a thong? Earthquake. Save me! (full quote)
5033 I've got the hives for you? I beg your pardon? (full quote)
5033 Do you like the White Stripes? No. Get a bass player. (full quote)
  Mr.Dude...YOU ROCK! (full quote)
  Im old....I'm like the Cript Keeper!!!!!! (full quote)
  1. what about the bullies? 2. run fast (full quote)
MovieFreak Tess (as Annabell): I can't marry Ryan, Eww! (full quote)
MovieFreak Annabell (as Tess): Something happened to us! Tess (as Annabell): Yeah, something that SUCKS! (full quote)
MovieFreak Pei-Pei: Coo-kie? (full quote)
MovieFreak Annabell (as Tess): I don't believe in any contact with the opposite sex. At all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Annabell (as Tess): I Look like Stevie Nicks! Tess (as Annabell): Who's he? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tess (as Annabell): We're doing a role-switching activity. Grandpa: If I have to do this with Harry, does that mean I need to wear a thong? Harry: Ooooh! Earthquake! Help me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Annabell (as Tess): You pierced your navel?! Tess (as Annabell): Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you about that...sorry Annabell (as Tess): Well when you get your body back, it's grounded! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Annabell (as Tess): It's easy to be you I'll just suck the fun out of everything! Tess (as Annabell): I do not suck the fun out of everything! Annabell (as Tess): Fun-Sucker! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Annabell (as Tess): Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper! (full quote)
  Privacy is a privilege (full quote)
  Hamlet was just this guy...he was boppin' around. Didn't know which way was up, which way was down...teacher: You mean he was confused about what he wanted. KID: Exactly! (full quote)
  Umm ... are you gonna answer that?Tess:::looks at the phone:: no (full quote)
  (Harry) [shakes table] GRANDPA! PASS THE MILK!!! (Grandpa)EARTHQUAKE!!!! (full quote)
  (Harry)[shakes the table] GRANDPA!!! PASS THE MILK!!! (Grandpa) EARTHQUAKE!!! (full quote)
  (Harry) GRANDPA! (Grandpa) [hugs Harry] Hey, Monkey! (full quote)
  No way(Anna when in Tess's body) (full quote)
  Grandpa Harry!....NOOOOOO! (full quote)
  (Anna) Stacey! (Anna hugs Stacy, but Stacey flips Anna in the hot dog stand.)(Anna) Stacey, what are you doing?!?! Whoa! (full quote)
  So we're stuck in this suckfest?!!?!? (full quote)
29731 This isn't mine, these aren't mine!! (full quote)
22841 [after getting an 'F' in English] Mr. Bates: You missed the point of the book. Anna: How can anyone miss it? Mr. Bates: My grade is finale. Anna: [Under her breath] Except he had hair. Mr. Bates: [Overhears, turns his head at Anna] ANNA!!!!!! [Anna walks into detention room.] (full quote)
22841 [Anna's door is gone.] Anna: MOM, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY D-- Tess: [Shoots Anna the look] I spoke to your principal. Anna: WHAT?! Tess: Just now on the phone! Anna: WHERE'S MY DOOR?! Tess: Privacy is a privilege, Anna. Anna: YOU GIVE ME MY DOOR OR I'LL... OR I'LL KILL MYSELF! (full quote)
  please mum i just had breakfast (full quote)
  anna- what are u doing? jake-i just wanna talk to your mom. anna- are u insane!? jake- i know i am. anna-what are u thinking!? how could u possibly entertain ideas about u and a woman her age!? jake-what are u talking about!? .. she looks.. great.. anna- really? wow... NO! you have to disappear! jake-i know its unconventional and i know.. nothing could happen im not.. stupid. i just.. i wanna know her.. ya know.. be able to talk to her. anna- for goodness sake jake! u realy need to find someone your own age. *kiss* jake- anna ur beautiful.. but your not her. *slap* anna- stop it! promise to leave my mother and her fionset alone! [anna's mom- ANNA BANANA!!] anna -- OOUUGHH!! (full quote)
5033 That's why I've been craving caffeine all day. I thought I was dying. (full quote)
5033 You play notes? I just thought that we could play in the key of rock! (full quote)
  Tess*gong out to the car before the rehersal dinner*- shotgun! (full quote)
  what is this? one of them thongs? (full quote)
  Tess: Bye sweetheart, make good choices! (full quote)
  At least you have a great sense of style....not like me. (full quote)
  I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex...at all...and you girls would do well to follow my example. (full quote)
  Anna: Where do I even begin? Could it be your career TV apperance, your non-stop partying with myt car and wallet, OR perhaps my body's makeover from hell!?!? (full quote)
5033 Hey Alan that's not our car! (full quote)
  ur ruining my life (full quote)
  Ryan: where to next Harry's school. Tess: oh he can walk from hear. Harry: its 20 blocks. Tess: Fresh air will due you good. Harry: but what about bullies Tess: Run Fast! (full quote)
  Tess: Platinum! cool. Anna Dont even think about it (full quote)
  you're ruining my life!!!!!! (full quote)
  you lied to me, you're a lier! (full quote)
  give him a chance (full quote)
  Out of what stretch of the imagination, I mean How could I like get an F? (full quote)
  No No NO NO NO.I don't believe in any physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever.Nothing.You girls should follow my example (full quote)
  Tess-whats all this with Stacey Hinkhouse anyway? Anna-cus shes an insane physco FREAK! and you would know that if you paid a SPEC! of attention (full quote)
  prepare is to you...as not is to test (full quote)
  1. Fun sucker! 2. I am not. 1. Fun sucker, fun sucker. (full quote)
  Tess: Oh, look there's Stacey Anna: *rolls her eyes* Joy! (full quote)
  Anna: If you don't give me back my door, I'll kill myself! Harry: Ooh, can I watch? (full quote)
  Harry: You know this dad thing could be hard or easy (full quote)
  Tess: You read her diary? That's gross! BAD MOM AWARD!! (full quote)
The Raven 1:) Stop groveling, man. Let HER come to YOU. 2:) Yeah - she'll come with a hatchet. (full quote)
The Raven TV Interviewer:) Loved your book, I actually read this one. Tess [as Annabell]): That makes one of us. (full quote)
The Raven Ryan:) You know what? I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I'm just wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley? Tess [as Annabell]): Hell-oo! It was a Ducati! (full quote)
The Raven Aren't you like the maid of horror or something? (full quote)
37887 I for one am not crazy. I am merely a grown woman trapped in my daughter's body. Oh my god...I am crazy. (full quote)
38257 fun sucker! (full quote)
38257 I for one am not crazy, i'm nearly a grown women trapped in my daughters body...oh man i am crazy (full quote)
38257 Anna:...and you will stay right---oh no... Tess: what? Anna: Even Tess: Even? Whose Even? Anna: O my neediest patient..i've been seeing him every day for the past 3 years Tess: hm..bummer (full quote)
38257 feet down (full quote)
38257 Ryan: Ok where to next, Harry's school? Tess: oh he can walk from here Harry: It's 20 blocks! Tess: fresh air'll do ya good Harry: But what about bully's? Tess: Run fast (full quote)
43025 Anna in Tess's body: Like cooking, I mean have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning, let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids, You know what? Quit bugging them Leave them alone. They like it! (full quote)
43025 Ryan: OK, where are we going next Harry's school Anna in Tess's body: Oh, he can walk from here. Harry: It's 20 blocks! Anna in Tess's body: Fresh air will do you good. Harry: But what about bullies Anna in Tess's body: Run fast. (full quote)
43025 Tess in Anna's body: Honey! Look, I think something's happened to us. Anna in Tess's body: what are you? Tess in Anna's body: It's me Mom. Anna in Tess's body: You're not my mother! Tess in Anna's body: Yes, I am. Anna in Tess's body: Get away, you clone freak! Tess in Anna's body: Don't you use that tone with me! Anna (n Tess's body: Oh my God, you are my mother! (full quote)
43025 Tess in Anna's body: Honey! Look, I think something's happened to us. Anna in Tess's body: what are you? Tess in Anna's body: It's me Mom. Anna in Tess's body: You're not my mother! Tess in Anna's body: Yes, I am. Anna in Tess's body: Get away, you clone freak! Tess in Anna's body: Don't you use that tone with me! Anna (n Tess's body: Oh my God, you are my mother! (full quote)
43025 Tess in Anna's body: And what are you doing with this? Anna in Tess's body: I'm eating. Tess in Anna's body: You cannot eat fast food. Anna in Tess's body: Why not? Tess in Anna's body: Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs! (full quote)
43025 Anna in Tess's body: It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything. Tess in Anna's body: I do not suck the fun out of everything. Anna in Tess's body: Fun-sucker. (full quote)
43025 Tess in Anna's body: You pierced your navel? Anna in Tess's body: Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that. Tess in Anna's body: When did you do this? Anna in Tess's body: At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16. Tess (n Anna's body: Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded. (full quote)
xxomgilybabexx ''I can't marry Ryan. Eww.'' (full quote)