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Once Upon a Time in Mexico - 2003 Movie Quotes


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  Why would I want that? Why would I want bubble gum? (full quote)
  Just walking a beat, Mexico's my beat, just walking. (full quote)
  -what do you think? -I dont think, I drink. (full quote)
  Are you a mexican, or a mexican't? (full quote)
  I was tortured once, I didn't like it much, That kind of turned me off of the whole idea. (full quote)
  Mexican w/ eye patch- You wouldnt dare!! Sands- *mocks* yes I would (full quote)
  SANDS: Why? y would I want that y would I want bubblegum? MEXICAN KID: **speakin spanish** SANDS: alright alright yea yea yea yea yea.. this *hold up $10* should hold the both of us over for quite a long time.. so.. I dont ever want to see u again. MEXICAN KID: Gracias!!! SANDS:Fuck off! (full quote)
  JOHNNY DEPP IS FREAKIN GORGEOUS!!!!! YAY! I LOVE THIS FREAKIN MOVIE! (full quote)
33052 Are you a mexi'can' or a mexi'can't'? (full quote)
33052 Savvy? (full quote)
33052 1. what's wrong? 2. Everything. (full quote)
33052 -Que quieres en la vida? -Liberdad. -Simple? -No. (full quote)
33052 -See you later. -Fuck you. (full quote)
33052 Well if that isn't interagency cooperation then I don't know what is. (full quote)
33052 -Are you still standing? -Still. (full quote)
33052 -Oh, it might get a little dangerous sugar-butt, can you dig it? -I can dig it. (full quote)
  I can't see, you fuck mook!! (full quote)
  -Sands: Try the pork *El takes a bite* Was I right? *El spits it out* Hmm.. Guess not (full quote)
  -Sands: I couldnt find a breifcase small enough to fit $10,00 so... *Puts a lunchbox on the table* (full quote)
  -Cya later -Fuck you! (full quote)
  -Sands: Does he have a name? Cukoy: They call him El as in The Sands: I know what it means, thank you. (full quote)
  Sands:listen, I have got a swell buncha guys intercepting on Marquez's army but they've got no guns! Now listen, I want u to understand me. This is no time to screw the pooch because this is supposed to be the big dance number alright? Hello? Hello u there? Ok Ok Im gonna freak right out! (full quote)
  -El: You want me to shoot the cook? Sands:No, I'll shoot the cook my cars parked out back anyway. (full quote)
  -Sands: *holds up gun* Have u ever used one of these? Mexican kid:No Sands: good, they are very very bad! (full quote)
  SANDS:Can u hear me now? Fuckin Bells (full quote)
33326 Right or left?-Sands, Derecha-chicle kid, *shoots . . alot, misses alot* Was that my right or your right?-Sands, Mi derecha.-chicle kid (full quote)
  Sands- Mmmmm. You must try this. It is a slow roasted pork, nothing fancy just happens to be my favorite. And everywhere i go, i order this with a tequila and lime. And this is is by far the best it has been. Anywhere. In fact it is too good. In fact it is so good that after i finish eating, i'm going to walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. because that is what i do. I restore the balance to this country. And i would expect the same from you my friend. El- you want me to shoot the cook? Sands- no i'll shoot the cook, my car's parked out back anyways. (full quote)
  that must tug on your short and curlies. (full quote)
  i'm about to freak right out (full quote)
33957 Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCANT (full quote)
  CAN YOU DIG IT, SAVVY? (full quote)
  A man who wants nothing is invincible....CABRON (full quote)
  I dont' think, I drink! (full quote)
  We call him 'El'.... as in 'The'. (full quote)
  Sands:Why are we stopping? driver:Because we can't go any further. Sands: Why, Why not!? driver: Look out there it's a fucking Coup D'etat! Sands: I can't see fuck-mook I have no eyes! driver: Then listen to it fucker. (full quote)
  You know that with-holding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense….especially, when that officer has paid handsomely for it, and wouldn’t think twice about ripping that patch off your eye hole and skull fucking you to death. (full quote)
CaliGirl 1)You want me to shoot the cook? 2) No - I'll shoot the cook, my car's parked out back anyway. (full quote)
  sands-Im walking my beat and my beat is Mexico. (sands runs into a boy selling bubblegum) sands-why would i want this why would i want bubblegum. ( the boy rambles on in Spanish) sand ok ok (sand pulls out $100 this should hold me and you (and hands him the money) sands-fuck off! (full quote)
  taxi cab man-i can't go any farther. sands-y? taxi guy-just look out there. sands-i cant see u fuckin mook! taxi guy- then listen. (full quote)
  (sands runs into the bubblegum boy) sands-I need you to me my eyes (sands runs into the edge of a windowsill. (full quote)
  (sands lost his eyes and is leaning against a wall and his friend walks by) guy- see u later sands-fuck u (full quote)
  (sands is searchin the eyepatch guy for the money.)sands- this goin to get messy. (sands lifts the eye patch before he does what h was goin to do and he finds the money) sands-I guess i should thank u for not shovin it up ur ass. (full quote)
  sands-have u seen one of these before? (sands reaches down his pants and pulls out a gun) kid-yes sands-have u ever used one before? kid-no sand- good they are very very bad (full quote)
  any reason why we should get a room on the fifth floor to see the beautiful sunset?? (full quote)
  are you a mexi-can or mexi-can't (full quote)
  A man who wants nothing . . is invincible . . . . (full quote)
  marquez: carolina? El: mutio Marquez: su hija? El: Mutio Marquez: y tu? El: muerto Marquez: y yo? El: vivo y bien. En infierno! (full quote)
44344 Wanna know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmanship. In other words, one has to rig the game. (full quote)
44344 A man who wants nothing is invincible. (full quote)
  Sands:OK,OK I'm gonna freak RIGHT OUT now. (full quote)
  Sands: *Holds up gun*Have you ever used one of these? Mexican Kid: No... Sands:Good.You shouldn't.They are very bad.But right now, I need you to do is to shoot the bad guy.Is he close? Mexican Kid: Si' (yes) Sands: Okay.Smoke him.Smoke the fucker.Send him straight to fucking broadway. Mexican Kid: I can't. Sands: Okay.[Shot -jumps against wall-rolls back on kid point gun] Left or right? Mexican Kid: Right Sands: [shoots and misses]Was that your right, or my right? Mexican Kid: [whispers] My Right! (full quote)
  Sands:Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T? Guy:I'm a MexiCAN. Sands:Then do as I say...[walks away] (full quote)
  I can't see, fuckmook! I have no eyes! (full quote)
xxswimjewelxx "Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T? " (full quote)