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Intolerable Cruelty - 2003 Movie Quotes

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9633 what the fuck color would it be? (full quote)
  Who ever loved that loved not at first sight? (full quote)
  Love need cause us no fear. (full quote)
  George - Darling, you're exposed! Catherine - A sitting duck. (full quote)
  Catherine - So, what is it that you're after Mr. Massey? George - Oh, about the same thing as you. An ass to mount. Catherine - Well don't look at mine. (full quote)
  We're gonna make you laugh, we're gonna make you cry. But MOST of all, we're gonna nail your ass! (full quote)
  I eat men like you for breakfast. (full quote)
  only LOVE is in mind, if the Massey is signed. (full quote)
  How high... is that wall around your heart? (full quote)
  I'm gonna nail yo' ass! (full quote)
  George -(referring to Catherine's biting poodle) You named him after your ex! Catherine - I'm sentimental. (full quote)
  A romantic divorce attorney... (full quote)
  Ham sandwich on stale rye bread, heavy on the mayo and easy on the ham. (full quote)
  Did you hear something? only the pitter patter of little lawyer's feet. (full quote)
8563 Why have a home when you can have a colostomy bag? (full quote)
  she wanted a philaderer. She SPECIFICATED someone with a wAAAANdering pee pee (full quote)
  Geroge-Nobody needs a Berry spoon Geroge Asitant-Everybody Likes Berries Geroge- what are you, Polyassan? (full quote)
28233 You fascinate me! (full quote)
10929 Objection, your honor. (full quote)
10929 Objection, your honor. Strangling the witness. (full quote)
  dismiss your tears, your vows, your flattery, for a hard heart knows no battery. (full quote)
10929 makes you wonder about the entire legal system. (full quote)
AllisonJo 1: What can I get for you? 2: Baby greens salad. 1: What did you just call me? (full quote)
AllisonJo 1: So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear? 2: Is it possible? 1: It's a challenge. (full quote)
AllisonJo I said I wouldn't whilst I wasn't which implies no promise once I am. (full quote)
AllisonJo 1: Forget Kershner. What's your bottom line? 2: Primary residence, 30 percent of remaining assets. 1: What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten Kershner? (full quote)
AllisonJo 1: Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Henry the Eighth. what do they have in common? 2: Middle name? (full quote)
AllisonJo Well, let's get right down to it, then, shall we? We'll take a couple of vacuum hoses. We probably need a new filter round about now. Maybe... Wait a minute, darling. Do we actually HAVE a swimming pool? (full quote)
10929 Massey pre-nup. (full quote)